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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-08 20:37:24
December 08 2009 20:37 GMT
#1721
[21:36] <Oystein> anyone here who is pro with computer problems?
[21:36] <Xiberia> Oystein i happen to use computers almost daily
[21:36] <Xiberia> im your man
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
December 08 2009 22:57 GMT
#1722
[23:11] <LordWeird> NEVER get semen in an open wound. I got a paper cut on a carton of cigarettes today. Ouch!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
December 08 2009 23:53 GMT
#1723
[00:17] <micronesia> was there a good starcraft player named Digital~{SW} about 5 years ago
[00:22] <@IntoTheWow> no idea micronesia
[00:22] <micronesia> was droolz a clan
[00:22] <micronesia> back then
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> micronesia i was here
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> back then
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> i dont remember
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> droolz clan
[00:23] <locked_> don't know a digital either
[00:23] <micronesia> he says he only played invite only things privately and he was unbeaten in alabama or some shit
[00:23] <locked_> lmao
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> Lol
[00:23] <locked_> unbeaten in alabama
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> bullshit.
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> hahaha
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> there's no such thing
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> as
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> "unbeaten in alabama"
[00:23] <locked_> i'm sure there is
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> he doesnt know
[00:23] <locked_> he was probably the only sc player
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> whos he playing
[00:23] <@IntoTheWow> on bnet
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> he might have played someone from alabama
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> and lost
[00:24] <locked_> yeah right
[00:24] <locked_> he said in the game name
[00:24] <locked_> NO RUSH NO AIR NO ALABAMA
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> HAHAHAA
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> lol
[00:24] <@IntoTheWow> ldaksdas
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
December 09 2009 17:59 GMT
#1724
Speed of thought y0.

[09:38] <dire> damm I never hit the P Key when I want to lol
[09:38] <dire> I fail at that
[09:39] <@Nyovne> teehee
[09:39] <@Nyovne> you cant press the button when u want to
[09:39] <@Nyovne> Are you single dire
[09:39] <dire> yes
[09:39] <dire> interested?
[09:39] * dire winks
[09:40] <dire> ha that was a bad joke
[09:40] <dire> because I can't press the button when I want to
[09:40] <dire> lol
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
December 10 2009 13:44 GMT
#1725
[14:24] <OverlordPrime> Grazze: use google
[14:24] <Grazze> whats the adress?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1848 Posts
December 12 2009 19:38 GMT
#1726
Kaskade: eating mom is cool
Kaskade: with mom*
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
ludic123
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway161 Posts
December 12 2009 20:27 GMT
#1727
On December 13 2009 04:38 LeperKahn wrote:
Kaskade: eating mom is cool
Kaskade: with mom*


haha. Freudian slip right there. ;D
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
December 13 2009 23:43 GMT
#1728
[00:16] * foogs (~foogs@foogs.users.quakenet.org) has joined #teamliquid
[00:18] * foogs (~foogs@foogs.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)
[00:18] * foogs_ (~foogs@24-72-222-145.static.usadig.com) has joined #teamliquid
[00:18] * foogs (~foogs@foogs.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)
[00:18] * foogs (~foogs@foogs.users.quakenet.org) has joined #teamliquid
[00:28] * foogs__ (~foogs@24-72-222-145.static.usadig.com) has joined #teamliquid
[00:32] <foogs__> sorry for relogging and logging back in configuring irssi
[00:32] * foogs__ (~foogs@24-72-222-145.static.usadig.com) Quit (Signed off)
[00:32] <olabaz> apology not accepted :D
[00:32] <Xiberia> HE CANT HEAR YOU


kinda lame but made me laugh at the time
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1848 Posts
December 14 2009 02:13 GMT
#1729
deekay|: this is a C- player
deekay|: he knows what he's doing
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11557 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-19 10:02:18
December 14 2009 03:10 GMT
#1730
[6:53pm] deekay|: so
[6:53pm] Realpenguin left the chat room. (Signed off)
[6:53pm] deekay|: what words do you guys commonly spell wrong
[6:53pm] deekay|: for me: continuously
[6:53pm] zulu_nation8: none
[6:53pm] HCO: epitome, apparently
[6:53pm] zulu_nation8: im a perfect speller
[6:53pm] deekay|: existence
[6:53pm] deekay|: i always spell it with an a
[6:54pm] Realpenguin joined the chat room.
[6:54pm] deekay|: fuck you
[6:54pm] deekay|: god damn azn
[6:54pm] deekay|: i'll beat you up
[6:54pm] HCO: semblance
[6:54pm] Realpenguin left the chat room. (Signed off)
[6:54pm] FragKrag: alooooooooooo
[6:54pm] zulu_nation8: i won the spelling bee despite only having been in america for like 2 years
[6:54pm] zulu_nation8: thats how dumb americans are
[6:54pm] deekay|: just because you have no life
[6:54pm] deekay|: and do not know what a vagina feels like
[6:54pm] deekay|: does not make us dumb
[6:55pm] zulu_nation8: but at least i can spell
[6:55pm] IntoTheWow: aloooooooo
[6:56pm] FragKrag: :_
[6:56pm] FragKrag:
[6:56pm] deekay|: but spelling
[6:56pm] deekay|: does not help me get laid
[6:56pm] deekay|: and thats all i really care about
[6:56pm] deekay|: right FragKrag
[6:56pm] FragKrag: yeah
[7:00pm] FragKrag: lol my sister was knocking on the door
[7:00pm] FragKrag: for like 5 minutes
[7:00pm] FragKrag: but i didnt hear her because i had earphones in
[7:00pm] FragKrag: gg
[7:02pm] IntoTheWow: hahaha
[7:04pm] littlechava: continuously is easy
[7:05pm] HCO: your mom is easy continuously
[7:05pm] SpoR-CharlieM left the chat room. (Signed off)
[7:06pm] IntoTheWow: continuosly easy
[7:06pm] deekay|: i just forget the first u
[7:07pm] deekay|: and you forget the second u agu!
[7:07pm] IntoTheWow: aaskldasnd
[7:07pm] IntoTheWow: fuck
[7:07pm] IntoTheWow: continuously
[7:07pm] IntoTheWow: dammit
[7:07pm] deekay|: hahahaha
[7:07pm] deekay|: faggot
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
AraqirG
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States266 Posts
December 15 2009 00:31 GMT
#1731
never_toss: HOW LONG DOES A REGULAR ICCUP SEASON LAST
dire: 6
ruskie: 4.3
never_toss: 0.23
AraqirG-laptop: pi
Cedstick: Two stones throw from a fortnight, never_toss
dire: 3.14
Cedstick: We're the worst community ever.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25996 Posts
December 15 2009 14:21 GMT
#1732
I don't know where else to pos this...

[08:20] were watching some ums on tv
[08:20] and one of the units names in the ums the commentators is playing
[08:20] is gO)Pink
[08:20] wtf
[08:20] thats testies ex
[08:20] im like losing my mind this is so surreal
Moderator
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25996 Posts
December 15 2009 14:22 GMT
#1733
There is also gabeelite and i just saw neo)zelias
this is like some random x17 map they dl'd and are playing rofl
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 15 2009 16:47 GMT
#1734
On December 15 2009 23:21 Chill wrote:
I don't know where else to pos this...

[08:20] <Chill[Susies]> were watching some ums on tv
[08:20] <Chill[Susies]> and one of the units names in the ums the commentators is playing
[08:20] <Chill[Susies]> is gO)Pink
[08:20] <Chill[Susies]> wtf
[08:20] <Chill[Susies]> thats testies ex
[08:20] <Chill[Susies]> im like losing my mind this is so surreal

LOL
posting on liquid sites in current year
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
December 15 2009 17:27 GMT
#1735
[18:24] <@XCetron> 1 month until my return
[18:24] <@XCetron> what should i bring back
[18:25] <@HCO> shit posting
[18:25] <@aers|laptop> he means irc
[18:25] <@HCO> oh
[18:25] <@HCO> well you'll just blend in then

gg no re XD
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
December 17 2009 19:42 GMT
#1736
[20:35] you can tell someone is a fag when their name is xiberia
[20:36] you can tell someone is retarded when they can't spell "delirium" right
[20:37] delyrium right?
[20:37] .
[20:37] fuck you man
[20:37] Do you still hate it when people don't finish their
[20:38] yes i still hate it when people dont finish their
[20:38] oh does that annoy
[20:38] because i could totally
[20:39] Delerium you are such a
[20:39] and i think you should go
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
December 18 2009 03:12 GMT
#1737
hahahah
Moderator<:3-/-<
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
December 18 2009 18:22 GMT
#1738
Hahaha XD
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
NiGoL
Profile Joined September 2008
1868 Posts
December 18 2009 20:44 GMT
#1739
On April 30 2007 17:36 QuietIdiot wrote:
[01:29] * RiNtArO has joined #teamliquid
[01:41] <fanta[Rn]> where's cpt_selfpity?
[01:42] <SayaSP> somewhere
[01:43] <fanta[Rn]> somewhere where
[01:45] * Rogue^ has joined #teamliquid
[01:46] <Strafe> i once wante dto kill myself
[01:46] <Strafe> I was on a date with a girl in thailand
[01:46] * GuMs^275 has quit IRC (Quit)
[01:46] <Strafe> and when we went to my hotel room
[01:46] <Strafe> she asked me if it was okay
[01:46] <Strafe> if she fucks me
[01:46] <Strafe> so i said hell yeah
[01:46] <Strafe> then she pulled out his penis
[01:46] <Strafe> suicide moment
[01:46] <fanta[Rn]> WTF
[01:47] <fanta[Rn]> seriously?
[01:50] * Muhweli has joined #teamliquid



LOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.twitter.com/NiGoLBW playing league on a competitive level
Robinsa
Profile Joined May 2009
Japan1333 Posts
December 19 2009 09:34 GMT
#1740
On November 27 2009 17:35 motbob wrote:
[03:33] <@DoctorH> i have a confession
[03:33] <@motbob> uh oh
[03:33] <@DoctorH> up until 2 months ago
[03:33] <@MrHoon> oh god
[03:33] <@DoctorH> i played yugioh competitively
[03:33] <@motbob> HAHAHHAHAHA
[03:33] <@MrHoon> LOL
[03:33] <@DoctorH> lol
[03:34] <@MrHoon> DUDE
[03:34] <@MrHoon> LOL
[03:34] <@FragKrag> lol
[03:34] <@DoctorH> not like super competitively


Lol, I had a friend who played that competityely and everytime I would speak of something related to e-sport he would brink his yuhioh up. True story.
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