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invi
Profile Joined November 2009
Bulgaria4 Posts
November 22 2009 12:46 GMT
#1701
HAHAHAH nice one indeed
invi
Niton
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2395 Posts
November 25 2009 11:29 GMT
#1702
[06:28:55] <@wildpachi`afk> pachi is dead
[06:29:00] * wildpachi`afk is now known as newpachi
[06:29:00] * @newpachi (pachi@124-148-190-178.dyn.iinet.net.au) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Service impersonation -- choose another nickname. (ID: e2c3dc43))))
tree.hugger: Coming off of [(T)fantasy v. (T)Really] into [(T)Barracks v. (T)MVP] is like coming out of Manhattan into New Jersey. You just have to speed up and ignore it.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
November 25 2009 18:25 GMT
#1703
[19:21:32] <@vGl-RaGe> gonna broadcast it
[19:21:33] <@vGl-RaGe> ~
[19:21:38] <@vGl-RaGe> www.livestream.com/tlrage
[19:24:23] who is tlrage
[19:24:50] wait
[19:24:52] thats you

TL is full of einsteins
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 26 2009 03:34 GMT
#1704
haha terrible XDD
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 27 2009 02:52 GMT
#1705
[03:46] <crizpy> Does it sound reasonable that you shit and/or piss yourself when you're scared so that your body is lighter thus making you move faster
[03:46] <@Nyovne> no that sounds like absolute bullshit
[03:46] <crizpy> hmmm
[03:48] <Locked> i piss myself constantly but i'm still overweight
[03:48] <Locked> it's in the genes
[03:48] <Locked> the jeans
[03:48] <Locked> don't even wash them
[03:49] <crizpy> Nyovne so its couse your brain is focusing on other things
[03:49] <crizpy> so it doesnt care about holding your stuff in
[03:49] <Locked> sometimes girls even abort fetuses
[03:50] <crizpy> LOL
[03:50] <crizpy> hahaha
[03:50] <Locked> just shoots right out
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
November 27 2009 08:35 GMT
#1706
[03:33] <@DoctorH> i have a confession
[03:33] <@motbob> uh oh
[03:33] <@DoctorH> up until 2 months ago
[03:33] <@MrHoon> oh god
[03:33] <@DoctorH> i played yugioh competitively
[03:33] <@motbob> HAHAHHAHAHA
[03:33] <@MrHoon> LOL
[03:33] <@DoctorH> lol
[03:34] <@MrHoon> DUDE
[03:34] <@MrHoon> LOL
[03:34] <@FragKrag> lol
[03:34] <@DoctorH> not like super competitively
ModeratorGood content always wins.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 29 2009 02:39 GMT
#1707
you just activated my trap card
RIP Aaliyah
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 29 2009 18:17 GMT
#1708
[19:11] <Mekhami> whenever i click log-in on teamliquid
[19:11] <Mekhami> i get redirected to disney.com
[19:11] <Mekhami> wtf
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
November 30 2009 07:19 GMT
#1709
lololol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-01 15:12:02
December 01 2009 15:10 GMT
#1710
[15:56] <@vGl-CoW> i get like zero support here
[15:56] <@vGl-CoW> you guys are like a broken bra

+ Show Spoiler +
[15:56] <@vGl-CoW> i get like zero support here
[15:56] <@vGl-CoW> you guys are like a broken bra
[15:56] <@Pholon> hm? what do you need?
[15:56] <@vGl-CoW> acceptance of the fact that i am a orb
[15:57] <@vGl-CoW> every point on my surface is at an equal distance from my center
[15:58] <@aers> are you claiming to be a sphere
[15:58] <@intrigue> i believe you cow
[15:58] <@intrigue> i always have
[15:58] <@intrigue> and always will
[15:58] <@aers> dont believe intrigue he's not telling the truth
[15:59] <@vGl-CoW> but i want to believe
[15:59] <@vGl-CoW> even though he said 'what no way' like five minutes ago
[16:00] <@aers> its a trap
[16:01] <@vGl-CoW> do you think he's just trying to lull me into my comfort zone, only to then brutally eject me from it by claiming that i am in fact not a sphere
[16:02] <@aers> yes
[16:02] <@vGl-CoW> thats horrible
[16:02] <@vGl-CoW> intrigue is this true
[16:02] <@intrigue> i brought you into this world, and i can take you out just as ezly
[16:03] <@intrigue> the spacecraft that brought you to earth
[16:03] <@intrigue> was shaped like a gumball machine
[16:03] <@Pholon> aN orb
[16:03] <@Pholon> ya nub
[16:03] <@vGl-CoW> a orb
[16:03] <@Pholon> k fine
[16:03] <@intrigue> pholon you give up your principles too quickly
[16:03] <@intrigue> 8 seconds was all it took for you to give up
[16:05] <@Pholon> sif I'm gonna be arsed dealing with some stubborn belgian
[16:05] <@Pholon> I have better things to do
[16:07] <@vGl-CoW> o <- me (a orb)
[16:07] <@vGl-CoW> me, IRL, 2009
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
December 01 2009 15:45 GMT
#1711
[13:26] <@Shauni> a girl in another city wanted me to come over because she was feeling lonely littlechava
[13:26] <@littlechava> sick life
[13:27] <@Shauni> its not what you think littlechava
[13:27] <@littlechava> yeah but not by much probably
[13:27] <@littlechava> is it your mom

so easy lol
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 02 2009 19:34 GMT
#1712
hahahah
Moderator<:3-/-<
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
December 04 2009 16:04 GMT
#1713
loooool so funny
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
December 04 2009 16:06 GMT
#1714
[17:03] <draindeer> I spent exactly 40000 resources that game :D
[17:03] <ruskie> u so warhammer
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
RaptorX
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Germany646 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-04 23:40:35
December 04 2009 23:38 GMT
#1715
[00:23] <Lyset> Sweden also got pretty huge IT penetration
[00:23] <Lyset> with good connections
[00:23] <BentoBox> huge penetration?
[00:23] <Neobick> IT penetration is that connected to internet porn?
[00:23] <ruskie> hard-on
[00:24] <ruskie> instantly
[00:24] <ruskie> huge it-penetration
[00:24] <ruskie> (_)_)==========================================D
[00:24] <BentoBox> sounds very scientific
[00:24] <BentoBox> tell me more
[00:24] <RaptorX> 3==========D
[00:24] <ruskie> i came
[00:24] <Neobick> Any non-swedes hear?
[00:24] <Neobick> here**
[00:24] <ruskie> i dont understand anything right now
[00:24] <Lyset> I probably used the wrong wording there yeah
[00:24] <Nevz> this channel turned very stupid very quick
[00:24] <ruskie> im so pumped...


The real face of TL
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PhorClayton
Profile Joined July 2008
United States198 Posts
December 05 2009 05:52 GMT
#1716
"freezing cold, omg, it was so cold outside, it felt like eskimo balls dipped in liquid nitrogen… like 60 degrees" - striderdoom
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 05 2009 23:15 GMT
#1717
i live in socal too and 60 degrees is indeed freezing cold for us
RIP Aaliyah
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
December 07 2009 12:41 GMT
#1718
how cold is 60 degrees in celsius?, it hit -20 here today (-37 with windchill)
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
December 07 2009 15:58 GMT
#1719
15.5C, wussies.
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
December 08 2009 15:39 GMT
#1720
[16:36] if i only had a brain
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
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