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[12:57] <@pawchi> hey nyovne
[12:57] <@pawchi> pholon hates me more than my baby momma
[12:57] <@pawchi> and hes not even demanding child support
[12:57] <@pawchi> whats wrong with dutch ppl
[12:57] <@pawchi> is it because he doesn't have weed?
[12:58] <@Nyovne> what did u do this time
[12:58] <@pawchi> i dunno
[12:58] <@pawchi> i banned him ages ago
[12:58] <@pawchi> but i figured that was cool
[12:58] <@pawchi> because i ban everyone
[12:58] <@pawchi> i also made him a violet image
[12:58] <@pawchi> but he seemed to like that
[12:58] <@pawchi> despite it being more homosexual than clay aiken
[12:58] <Pholon> lol
[12:58] <@pawchi> whats up sandy vagina
[12:59] <Vilda> nice pawchi, real nice
[12:59] <@Nyovne> lool
This was so 100% pachi :D
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[13:49] <@riptide> i only advocate sexual unions between non-primates Nyovne
[13:51] <@riptide> monkeys were made to be sent into space
[13:51] <@riptide> and fetch drinks
[13:51] <@riptide> and run governments
XD
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[03:05] <reaVer> oh, those appergios are usually strict patterns
[03:06] <reaVer> usually guided by chord patterns
[03:06] <Xiberia> hey now
[03:06] <Xiberia> i think this reaVer person plays the guitar
[03:06] <Xiberia> its just a hunch though
[03:06] <Xiberia> dont quote me on this
[03:07] <reaVer> lol
[03:09] <l0lw4t> lol
[03:10] <@Nyovne> lol
had to do it, it was just screaming for it XD
[03:20] <Zuries> give me fueel
[03:20] <Zuries> give me fiiire
[03:21] <Zuries> and a tuuub of vasoliiine
[03:21] <Zuries> give me fuel give me fire and a tub of vasoline!
what
the
fuck
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[14:36] <@wildpachi> i would suggest good scouting so you dont die if he actually stops turtling and starts walking out
[14:37] <@wildpachi> im sorry we didn't get up to the part where turtles arent turtles for life
pachi for all your strategic advice! <3
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[01:09] * CubE (~chadneste@d216-232-176-99.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Signed off)
[01:09] * Monokeros (~chatzilla@24-180-63-250.static.rvsd.ca.charter.com) has joined #teamliquid
[01:10] <Monokeros> damnit
[01:10] <Monokeros> cube and isin arent here
[01:10] <l0lw4t> 16:09 • CubE [~chadneste@d216-232-176-99.bchsia.telus.net] has quit IRC
[01:10] <l0lw4t> 16:09 • Monokeros [~chatzilla@24-180-63-250.static.rvsd.ca.charter.com] has joined #teamliquid
[01:10] <Monokeros> youre joking
haha unbelievable
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[01:46] <hp> imagine a world where everything you stuck your penis into died
[01:47] <l0lw4t> i've seen post-apocalytpic movies
[01:47] <l0lw4t> i know something of what it would be like
[23:26] <QuickBlink> LOL
[23:26] <QuickBlink> i mean
[23:26] <QuickBlink> lol
[23:26] <QuickBlink> fucking caps lock
[00:00] <[UCF]Whiplash> is there an IRL for liquidpoker??
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RandomAbuse> No Ideleted all my porn and games
<RandomAbuse> its a new beginnning
<RandomAbuse> !
<LeperKahn> lol
<LeperKahn> it's funny cuz you may be at a new beginning, but you'll always reach the same place
<LeperKahn> porn and games...
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[14:42] <StormichThe2nd> i hate kids when they reach puberty and shes a perfect example :D
[14:43] <pawchi> you only dislike puberty because abortions cost money
[14:43] <StormichThe2nd> i dont get the analogy
[14:47] <pawchi> i meant you like to play with little kids but dont like being a daddy
[14:47] <StormichThe2nd> oh. you were calling me a pedophile.
[14:47] <StormichThe2nd> how apropriate, you fight like a cow.
[14:48] <pawchi> dont rape me
[14:48] <pawchi> i'm of age
Pachi so hostile, so sexy.
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[16:23] * WinHouse (~chatzilla@c114-76-161-134.blktn4.nsw.optusnet.com.au) has joined #teamliquid
[16:23] <WinHouse> im thinking of playing sc while slightly under the influence shoud i ? Y/Y
[16:23] <MONKEYMASHER> me kicks WinHouse in the nuts
[16:23] <WinHouse> what
[16:23] <WinHouse> raper
[16:24] * MONKEYMASHER punches WinHouse on the nose
[16:24] <WinHouse> fuckin
[16:24] <WinHouse> douche
[16:24] <WinHouse> get off
[16:24] * MONKEYMASHER bites WinHouse's left ear off
[16:24] <WinHouse> wath
[16:24] <WinHouse> the hell
[16:24] <WinHouse> is wrong with you
[16:24] * MONKEYMASHER pees on WinHouse
[16:24] <WinHouse> you a bot or something
[16:24] <WinHouse> fuckm nots
[16:25] * MONKEYMASHER flings poop at WinHouse
[16:25] <WinHouse> this place is
[16:25] <WinHouse> too
[16:25] <WinHouse> gay
[16:25] * WinHouse (~chatzilla@c114-76-161-134.blktn4.nsw.optusnet.com.au) has left #teamliquid
[16:25] <MONKEYMASHER> VICTORYY
[16:26] * MONKEYMASHER makes mad monkey sounds and goes masturbate in a tree
[16:27] <pachi> i want it to be officially on the record that, that was not me
hahaha pachi oh god :D <3
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[00:08] <Julmust[D]> Nyovne take your cock out of deekay|s mouth for two seconds and answer a question
[00:09] <zulu_nation8> you mean the other way around
[00:09] <zulu_nation8> he can technically still answer questions with his cock in dk's mouth
[00:09] <zulu_nation8> if his mouth had been on dk's cock however
Haha so good XD. Practical zuluface<3
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hahaha. thats solid stuff right there.
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right before the ace match between Oz and STX:
[08:02:26] is july looking at a takeout menu?
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[17:46] <@intrigue> i'm very conflicted on many things
[17:46] <@intrigue> like i think people should be as honest as possible to each other
[17:46] <@intrigue> in relationships
[17:46] <@intrigue> but
[17:46] <@intrigue> the economics of interest always apply
[17:46] <@intrigue> it is very cruel and tricky
[17:49] <@vGl-CoW> yeah that's the gay thing about having a brain that's basically wired to do well in caveman scenarios
[17:50] <@intrigue> god needs to get a patch out
[17:50] <@MONKEYMASHER> LOL
[17:51] <@vGl-CoW> * Removed a bug where humans would apply 200,000 year old logic to modern day situations.
[17:52] <@vGl-RaGe> loool
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Haha sorry but it's just a pro case of gullibility.
[04:34] <Gvt> what kinds of defenses are there against early game rushes?
[04:34] <@Nyovne> non
[04:35] <@Nyovne> early game rushes are banned
[04:35] <NeverGG_> punching someone in the nuts
[04:35] <@Nyovne> 5min no rush
[04:35] <Gvt> really? never heard of that
[04:35] <Gvt> that only pl?
[04:35] <@Nyovne> yeah
[04:35] <NeverGG_> .....
[04:35] <NeverGG_> lol
[04:35] <@Nyovne> XD
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