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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
January 21 2010 21:43 GMT
#1761
[22:33] <tehpanda_> www.livestream.com/tehpanda
[22:38] <AimHere> I am seeing pointy clicky adventure gaming in progress
[22:38] <+XCetron> how fitting for your name
[22:39] <littlechava> ._.
[22:39] <aSSEX> LOL
[22:42] <@Nyovne> lol
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
January 21 2010 23:07 GMT
#1762

ok so this isnt REALLY from the TL IRC channel, but it might aswell have happend there:
Jesper/Julmust says:
ok so I'm gonna find out if the girls in my dorm actually are korean. I'll get a shower soon and after that I'll casually go out there (they're having a pre-party) with my MBC Hoodie on
Pholon says:
^^
do it!
Jesper/Julmust says:
if I get ANY reaction at all I'm gonna assume they're korean. because I dont think they're chinese because the chinese has that wierd "r" sound when they talk, right?
that's not just a dialekt
Pholon says:
lol
if they've talked in their own language
you should be able to tell whether its korean
right?
did any of them ever go Plaaaguuuuuuuu
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 22 2010 08:17 GMT
#1763
Best rule for identifying koreans is to look at their eyelids. If there is a double eyelid they probably aren't koreans. Some chinese has no double eyelid, but wayyy fewer than koreans. Also, koreans have faces that look the same shape as progamer faces. With those two rules you can get a pretty good idea if someone if a korean.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
January 22 2010 09:43 GMT
#1764
<Cedstick> The vneck isn't the only thing HE REALLY IS A HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG
<Cedstick> Oh man Bisu hate +10
<NeverGG_> He's kind of...valley girlish.
<Cedstick> So he's gay?
<NeverGG_> Like a puppy.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11557 Posts
January 25 2010 08:31 GMT
#1765
none of these are funny ;_;
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
January 25 2010 18:20 GMT
#1766
On January 25 2010 17:31 FragKrag wrote:
none of these are funny ;_;

I don't see you bringing any laughter to a quiet house.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
January 25 2010 22:42 GMT
#1767
Quality Kris, not quantity. Remember that for not only IRC quotes but the women you bring home. ohohoh =D
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
January 25 2010 23:53 GMT
#1768
there should be a rule in this thread about not submitting yourself as a "funny quote"

if someone else doesnt post what you said, its probably not funny enough
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11557 Posts
January 25 2010 23:58 GMT
#1769
On January 26 2010 03:20 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 25 2010 17:31 FragKrag wrote:
none of these are funny ;_;

I don't see you bringing any laughter to a quiet house.

Nobody could bring laughter to a quiet house with those IRC quotes ;;
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-26 19:57:48
January 26 2010 19:57 GMT
#1770
On January 26 2010 07:42 Dknight wrote:
Quality Kris, not quantity. Remember that for not only IRC quotes but the women you bring home. ohohoh =D

Gutshot!

p.s. same goes for certain physical decorations scottiments!!!

edit: hohoho!!! XD
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 30 2010 19:14 GMT
#1771
While waiting for TSL to start (~14 minutes late)
(2:13:38 PM) Ch3f: im spamming f5 faster than i can masterbate
Aesop
Profile Joined October 2007
Hungary11305 Posts
January 31 2010 19:18 GMT
#1772
White waiting for the TSL ...

[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> I WANNA
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> HA
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> I WANNA
[20:14] <@intrigue> if you want my future
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> HA
[20:14] <@intrigue> forget my past
[20:14] <@intrigue> if you wanna get with me betta make it fast
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> betta make it fast
[20:14] <@intrigue> now dont go wasting
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> mah precious time
[20:14] <@intrigue> i'll tell you what i want
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> I WANNA
ModeratorNon veritas sed auctoritas facit legem. | Liquipedia: Don't ask me, I'm retired.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
February 01 2010 18:35 GMT
#1773
Haha lol what


[19:31] <@Nyovne> only thing from sweden that rules in their women
[19:31] <LightRailCoyote> lol
[19:31] <LightRailCoyote> and their hockey
[19:32] <Pholon> and their chocolate!
[19:32] <AimHere> Their Vikings
[19:32] * Leary (~deefghdft@81-235-210-141-no62.tbcn.telia.com) has joined #teamliquid
[19:32] <Leary> their Xiberias
[19:32] * renchak (~renchak@c83-249-195-133.bredband.comhem.se) has joined #teamliquid
[19:32] <renchak> we have meatballs aswell
[19:33] <renchak>
[19:33] <Pholon> why does everyone joining this channel
[19:33] <Pholon> know what the convo is about
[19:33] <Pholon> o.O
[19:33] <LightRailCoyote> Why not :o
[19:33] <Pholon> Sweden is calling in their reinforcements
[19:33] <Pholon> Nyo
[19:33] <Pholon> we'll soon be outnumbered
[19:33] <Pholon> Man the cheesecannon!
[19:33] <@Nyovne> LOL
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
February 01 2010 18:47 GMT
#1774
Figure it out

[19:46] <LightRailCoyote> (fuck i am hungry right now I could totally go for an ass-free kebab)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ArchoN[VenoM]
Profile Joined January 2010
United States90 Posts
February 01 2010 18:56 GMT
#1775
On February 01 2010 04:18 Aesop wrote:
White waiting for the TSL ...

[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> I WANNA
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> HA
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> I WANNA
[20:14] <@intrigue> if you want my future
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> HA
[20:14] <@intrigue> forget my past
[20:14] <@intrigue> if you wanna get with me betta make it fast
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> betta make it fast
[20:14] <@intrigue> now dont go wasting
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> mah precious time
[20:14] <@intrigue> i'll tell you what i want
[20:14] <@Kennigit[GTL]> I WANNA


hahah
Life with every breath ~Bushido
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
February 01 2010 19:06 GMT
#1776
[20:05] <XCetron> i left a red crayon in the laundry
[20:05] <XCetron> now all my white clothes looked like i just killed some one
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Xer0s
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden2 Posts
February 02 2010 14:16 GMT
#1777
lol
I love sc and me and my friends play it all day long!
R1CH
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Netherlands10342 Posts
February 03 2010 03:16 GMT
#1778
On February 02 2010 03:35 Nyovne wrote:
[19:33] why does everyone joining this channel
[19:33] know what the convo is about

That confused the hell out of me too, someone set the channel +D which only shows someone joining when they actually say something. Made for some really weird moments.
AdministratorTwitter: @R1CH_TL
TL+ Member
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
February 03 2010 12:39 GMT
#1779
On February 03 2010 12:16 R1CH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 02 2010 03:35 Nyovne wrote:
[19:33] <Pholon> why does everyone joining this channel
[19:33] <Pholon> know what the convo is about

That confused the hell out of me too, someone set the channel +D which only shows someone joining when they actually say something. Made for some really weird moments.

Yeah lol it totally freaked me out, it was like some multidimensional swedish IRC entity was watching us. We almost deployed the cheese cannon in a preemptive strike. No going back from that man, no going back.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
February 05 2010 04:48 GMT
#1780
On January 22 2010 17:17 Fontong wrote:Also, koreans have faces that look the same shape as progamer faces. With those two rules you can get a pretty good idea if someone if a korean.


This is how I identify Koreans every day, no joke.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
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