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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
July 24 2009 07:17 GMT
#1581
[03:14] <SpoR-CharlieM> what can women do
[03:14] <SpoR-CharlieM> better than men?
[03:14] <SpoR-CharlieM> there is nothing beside licking vagina perhaps

Is he trolling or does he believe it? Place your bets.

Also go back to #tl logs and read the whole convo
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
July 25 2009 02:59 GMT
#1582
strong contender for dumbest thing he's ever said.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 25 2009 09:36 GMT
#1583
On July 25 2009 11:59 Gene wrote:
strong contender for dumbest thing he's ever said.


for sure, women also clean way better than men.
KnightOfNi
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1508 Posts
July 25 2009 12:19 GMT
#1584
On July 25 2009 18:36 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2009 11:59 Gene wrote:
strong contender for dumbest thing he's ever said.


for sure, women also clean way better than men.


LOL
RIP eSTRO :(
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
July 26 2009 08:19 GMT
#1585
Well that extra muscle we got makes us better at most things
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 26 2009 08:32 GMT
#1586
On July 25 2009 18:36 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2009 11:59 Gene wrote:
strong contender for dumbest thing he's ever said.


for sure, women also clean way better than men.

Bravo sir.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
July 27 2009 15:20 GMT
#1587
On July 25 2009 18:36 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2009 11:59 Gene wrote:
strong contender for dumbest thing he's ever said.


for sure, women also clean way better than men.

5/5
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
July 28 2009 08:14 GMT
#1588
On July 13 2009 12:53 Ecael wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2009 21:49 pachi wrote:
«22:04:01» {+konadora} why is loli a crime
«22:04:11» {+konadora} i don't get it

Loli [contents] aren't a crime [per se], but transportation of loli goods via USPS can be.

Never trust someone who knows the CP laws
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
July 28 2009 11:13 GMT
#1589
[13:08] <Shauni> for who could ever learn to love a beast?
[13:10] <Pholon> sounds like Nightwish tbh
[13:10] <Shauni> nightwish Pholon?
[13:11] <Pholon> [13:08] <Shauni> for who could ever learn to love a beast?
[13:11] <Shauni> it's from beauty and the beast, i was listening to the soundtrack
[13:11] <Pholon> ah well
[13:11] <Pholon> I'm into metal, you're into Disney, it's all good
[13:11] <Pholon> I don't judge
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
July 28 2009 23:49 GMT
#1590
lol shauni <3
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
July 29 2009 00:33 GMT
#1591
rofl Pholon +10
Moderator<:3-/-<
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
July 29 2009 20:27 GMT
#1592
Cube: im watching it too
Cube: who wrote your laws
Cube: T_T
LeperKahn shrugs
LeperKahn: I dunno how different it is in other countries
LeperKahn: but I think that other countries have things going for them other than the law
Pholon: isn't it still legal to kill a Scotsman using bow and arrow in England if he's within range of the city walls?
Pholon: something like that
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
July 30 2009 00:42 GMT
#1593
[02:16] <Jathin> and it was like a serious ethical dilemma for me.
[02:16] <Jathin> not that she has a boyfriend
[02:16] <Jathin> but whether or not to fuck her or just take a bj
[02:16] <Brian_> lol
[02:16] <@Nyovne> LOL


[02:05] <Brian_> ive never judged a girl on her interests
[02:05] <Brian_> im much too shallow for that
[02:05] <@Nyovne> hahahahaha
[02:05] <Jathin> hahaha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
July 30 2009 14:54 GMT
#1594
[16:53] <Pholon> then I googled "giant black cock" before realising what I was doing
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 30 2009 14:56 GMT
#1595
On July 30 2009 23:54 Nyovne wrote:
[16:53] <Pholon> then I googled "giant black cock" before realising what I was doing



hahaha quote so good taken out of context,


WHAT COULD HE HAVE BEEN DOING?
TheMango
Profile Joined April 2007
United States1967 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-30 15:03:34
July 30 2009 14:59 GMT
#1596
On July 30 2009 23:56 Zurles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 30 2009 23:54 Nyovne wrote:
[16:53] then I googled "giant black cock" before realising what I was doing



hahaha quote so good taken out of context,


WHAT COULD HE HAVE BEEN DOING?


[10:53] del actually berated me for my inability to draw penises
[10:53] then I googled "giant black cock" before realising what I was doing

:p
Moderator
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-30 15:38:55
July 30 2009 15:13 GMT
#1597
haha Pholon is just on a ROLL!

Cube: i swear the twilght MMO
Cube: will be half stalkers
Cube: and half FBI
LeperKahn: there is a twilight mmo
LeperKahn: really
LeperKahn: REALLY?
riptide: it's called highschool
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
July 30 2009 16:20 GMT
#1598
hahahahah
Moderator<:3-/-<
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
July 30 2009 18:49 GMT
#1599
of all the times i've been quoted, never once has the joke been mine
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-31 00:41:01
July 31 2009 00:39 GMT
#1600
On July 31 2009 03:49 Cube wrote:
of all the times i've been quoted, never once has the joke been mine

Blame Canada.

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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