Funny Quotes from TL's IRC Channel? - Page 78

On July 02 2009 22:51 Nyovne wrote:
15:47 caedmon: sorry is the last bit of combat vs chill anywhere? the part that gets cut off in 'on demand' on livestream
15:48 vGl-RaGe: the police took it
15:48 vGl-RaGe: it's evidence in a rape case
15:49 vGl-RaGe: LOLOLOLOLOL
15:49 Xiberia: lolol
15:49 caedmon: lol
15:49 deekay|: ..
15:49 deekay|: what
15:50 Nyovne: lol!!

On June 07 2007 17:50 mnm wrote:
[17:44] Gene`: told my girlfriend
[17:44] Gene`: she kisses a girl
[17:44] Gene`: i'll kiss some guy
[17:44] Gene`: she has no problem with it
[17:44] Gene`: im looking forward.
[17:44] mnm: pics
[17:44] mnm: of u
[17:44] Gene`: .. to her kissing a girl. that is.
[17:44] mnm: kissing guy
[17:44] mnm: pls
[17:44] Carnac_: ahahah
[17:44] Gene`: np
[17:44] Gene`: im sure there will be many.
[17:44] `DeadVessel: i would have no problem kissing a guy
[17:44] vGl-CoW: kiss a really fat guy
[17:44] Gene`: negative
[17:44] `DeadVessel: as long as its not sexual
[17:44] mnm: for cow
[17:44] `DeadVessel: and hes not gay
[17:44] Gene`: the guy will have to be decent looking.
[17:44] `DeadVessel: micah would you kiss mezorz?
[17:44] mnm: gene
[17:44] mnm: kiss
[17:44] mnm: jared
[17:44] mnm: =)
[17:44] vGl-CoW: are you fat
[17:44] Gene`: negative.
[17:44] * `DeadVessel puckers up
[17:44] `DeadVessel: wtf
[17:45] `DeadVessel: no micah
[17:45] vGl-CoW: then sorry
[17:45] * `DeadVessel goes to eat some cake
[17:45] `DeadVessel: give me 2 weeks
[17:45] Gene`: it would have to be a guy even i think is a little hot
[17:45] `DeadVessel: ..
[17:45] Moltke: All right
[17:45] `DeadVessel: wow gay
[17:45] Gene`: haha :D

[17:47] vGl-CoW: MY MANTITS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
[17:47] `DeadVessel: then we will milk in the shade
[17:47] `DeadVessel: if micah started lactating i would throw up

10:06 tehpanda oh hey littlechava
10:06 tehpanda ive heard youve been having some iccup problems
10:07 littlechava i haven't
10:07 tehpanda i think i have a unit that can help you out
10:07 littlechava oic
10:07 littlechava what is it?????
10:07 tehpanda oh well its invisible and oneshots workers without even giving an attack alert
10:07 tehpanda it comes midtech and if you dont scout it or predict it, its an instant game-winner
10:08 tehpanda $50 up front and its yours
10:08 littlechava fuck really
10:08 littlechava that cheap
10:08 Cube ill sell you two of them
10:08 littlechava sounds like a dream
10:08 Cube for only 30$
10:08 Cube wholesale
10:08 tehpanda dont listen to him. Hes gonna merge them and ruin their sell value
10:08 littlechava what kind of real game would put this unit in tehpanda??
10:08 tehpanda well at first, this unit wasnt in the game
10:08 littlechava ic
10:09 tehpanda but when the game needed an expansion pack, blizzard realized it was only fair
10:09 tehpanda to make a unit that wins the game, in case people have trouble laddering
10:09 littlechava that makes sense
10:09 littlechava its a good thing people dont take that seriously and use it in competitive games then..
10:10 tehpanda all the progamers have signed contracts forbidding their use to ensure balance. Luckily, this contract is void if theyre terrible and they have to play some1 like Flash in proleague
10:10 littlechava yeah
10:10 littlechava clearly horang2 hasn't signed that contract
10:11 tehpanda like when Bisu was an unknown protoss going against the best, most dominant zerg in the world in a bo5 finals, it was only fair that he be allowed to use the unit
10:11 tehpanda how else would the fans be entertained?
10:11 littlechava sounds typical
10:11 littlechava if he didnt use that unfair unit he would have been horribly raped right
10:12 tehpanda yeah
10:12 littlechava its almost heartwarming
10:12 tehpanda for just $49.99 american, i can tell you the cheat to be able to produce this unit
10:12 littlechava its like
10:12 littlechava it gives handicapped protoss morons a chance to win
10:13 tehpanda precisely
10:13 littlechava not just a chance
10:13 littlechava a guarantee
10:13 tehpanda after all, if it werent for this unit, protoss would not be viable and we would be stuck with epic tvz games that define starcraft
10:13 littlechava yeah
10:14 littlechava god forbid
10:14 tehpanda like daum07 iris v ggplay
10:14 tehpanda except every single game would be like that
10:14 littlechava who would want those when we can have mediocre games involving shit pushing races like protoss
10:14 Hcorp damn, that Iris vs GGPlay final sure did suck
10:14 Hcorp wouldn't want a repeat of that
10:15 tehpanda not only that, terrans would have to become so strong at mech control to defeat this unit, a mech build would emerge in TvZ, ruining the matchup for everyone

On July 08 2009 20:11 Nyovne wrote:
[13:07] <snowbird> there's a curse on the right booth girl
[13:08] <snowbird> 9 of 12 players qualified for the next round
[13:08] <snowbird> when they played in the left booth
[13:08] <Wo0py> maybe she farts or somthing
[13:08] <@intrigue> haha
[13:09] <IntoTheRequiem1> wow
[13:09] <@CJ_Nyovne> hahahahah

On July 09 2009 13:27 Ilikestarcraft wrote:

except when the right booth girl was in jaedong's and stork's booth they both won in the finals.

On July 08 2009 22:30 Nyovne wrote:
[15:21] <@Brian_> i have a new goal in my life
[15:21] <@Brian_> all i want from it
[15:21] <@Brian_> is to fuck a milf who just wants to be fucked
[15:21] <@Brian_> i think that would bring closure to my entire life
[15:21] <@Brian_> i would then die happy.
[15:21] mm
[15:21] ok
[15:21] bed time
[15:21] i am exhausted
[15:21] baiiiiiiiii
[15:21] * deekay|away (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Signed off)
[15:22] * deekay| (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #teamliquid
[15:22] the milf thing Brian_
[15:22] i so agree
[15:22] that'd be most excellent
[15:22] * deekay| (~scott_wal@c-24-91-125-189.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[15:22] <@Brian_> LOL
[15:22] <@Brian_> god that was great
[15:23] <@Nyovne> hahaha
[15:23] <@Nyovne> so scott
[15:24] <@Brian_> hahahaha