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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 18 2009 17:04 GMT
#1501
lol good job james :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 18 2009 17:15 GMT
#1502
18:22 JWD_: you guys got any OSL Ro36 games to recommend? I'm writing the article
18:24 vGl-RaGe: didnt watch osl games
18:24 vGl-RaGe: : (
18:33 pachi: osl started?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 18 2009 19:29 GMT
#1503
this thread never dissapoints
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Aqo[il]
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Israel183 Posts
June 22 2009 11:12 GMT
#1504
[14:06] <Clow> now that LJD played, I'm going to bed
[14:06] <Clow> fuck you guys
[14:06] <Harem> but clow
[14:06] <Harem> what if jd plays again
[14:06] <Harem> and you were sleeping
[14:06] <Clow> I did not read that
Reavers. Lurkers. Vultures. Defilers. Corsairs. Vessels. Why did they remove all the cool units from SC2...?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 22 2009 15:03 GMT
#1505
On June 17 2009 23:50 konadora wrote:
I finally learned how to use IRC!

Oh damn -_- There goes that party....
Peace~
The.Crow
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
619 Posts
June 22 2009 19:25 GMT
#1506
quality thread <3
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24793 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-24 03:31:49
June 24 2009 03:31 GMT
#1507
Susie on SpiritoftheTuna in group chat:

<lilsusie> i think i liked you better when i didnt know what you looked like
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
June 24 2009 05:42 GMT
#1508
hurt
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-24 10:57:11
June 24 2009 10:55 GMT
#1509
12:54 dronebot: wtf is that
12:54 aLur: Hitler forcing zealot into mines
12:54 aLur: or something
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 24 2009 12:35 GMT
#1510
14:30 deekay|: you white people
14:30 deekay|: srsly
14:31 Pholon: you are white
14:31 deekay|: i know
14:31 deekay|: thank god
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
June 24 2009 13:22 GMT
#1511
[15:19] it was hard
[15:20] but you nailed it?
[15:20] it was brutal trying to finish it in time
[15:20] well I made mistakes but there was no time to fix it
[15:20] but I did the right procedure etc
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 24 2009 13:29 GMT
#1512
lol context suxx
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-24 14:03:10
June 24 2009 14:02 GMT
#1513
15:52 MoltkeWarding: SEOUL, South Korea ? North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.
15:54 MoltkeWarding: I wiped the USA off the map at least 5 times in HoI2
15:54 MoltkeWarding: Four times as Nazi Germany and once as Poland

thats right, poland.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
June 25 2009 02:00 GMT
#1514
[22:06] <Manifesto7> if a girl in Japan trims her public hair, she is considered a prostitute
Moderator。◕‿◕。
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
June 25 2009 02:12 GMT
#1515
lol
Moderator<:3-/-<
aers *
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 02:19:19
June 25 2009 02:18 GMT
#1516
[ 07:13:27 ] [ Harem ] oh so hcorp is going to marry his cousin/sister?
[ 07:13:30 ] [ @Hcorp ] we call them natives
[ 07:13:32 ] [ @Hcorp ] goddamnit dude
[ 07:13:38 ] [ @Hcorp ] you know my cousin is visiting for my bday
[ 07:13:41 ] [ @Hcorp ] don't say that
[ 07:13:46 ] [ BloodyC0bbler ] rofl
[ 07:13:51 ] [ XCetron ] just find a sheep as decoy
[ 07:13:51 ] [ @aers ] the traditional jab is marry a sheep for the record
[ 07:13:55 ] [ +Xiberia ] is your cousin hot
[ 07:13:55 ] [ @Hcorp ] yes
[ 07:13:58 ] [ @Hcorp ] OH GOD
[ 07:13:59 ] [ BloodyC0bbler ] rofl
[ 07:14:00 ] [ @Hcorp ] HORRIBLE TIMING
[ 07:14:01 ] [ @aers ] LOL
[ 07:14:03 ] [ XCetron ] pic plz
[ 07:14:08 ] [ Harem ] hahaha
[ 07:14:09 ] [ @aers ] quick, abort irc
[ 07:14:10 ] [ @aers ] leave
[ 07:14:12 ] [ littlechava ] pic
[ 07:14:12 ] [ littlechava ] pic
[ 07:14:13 ] [ @aers ] abandon ship[
[ 07:14:13 ] [ BloodyC0bbler ] hahaha
[ 07:14:13 ] [ littlechava ] pic
[ 07:14:13 ]  · · Parts : Hcorp [ ~Horrigan@125-238-242-221.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz ]

followed by like 2-3 pages of "pic" after hcorp rejoined under another name
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 25 2009 11:23 GMT
#1517
hahaha holy shit, epic timing H_ lololol
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 13:55:28
June 25 2009 13:31 GMT
#1518
15:26 Aqo: does anybody here play/have C&C3 TW? ;o
15:27 *** Aqo was kicked by Nyovne (LOL C&C)
15:27 Afasia: there goes
15:27 Afasia: even asking if it gets you kicked
15:27 MarS_Violet: lol
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
June 25 2009 14:03 GMT
#1519
<Nyovne> I did some bitch (srlsy she's one hell of a bitch) last week
<Nyovne> and I was doing her and she started talking all dirty when I grabbed her hair
<MarS_Violet> in dutch?
<MarS_Violet> what is talking dirty like in dutch
<Nyovne> so I pretty much molested her to shit while talking dirty back and choking/slapping her to craps
11:46 <Nyovne> afterwards she was like
<Nyovne> oh god that was the best sex ever
<Nyovne> and I was
<Nyovne> O_O
<Nyovne> lol
<MarS_Violet> lol
<Nyovne> kinky little bitch
<MarS_Violet> did she bite and scratch too
<Nyovne> no real biting
<Nyovne> but my arms and back are
<Nyovne> owned
<MarS_Violet> haha
<Nyovne> scratces to blood
<Nyovne> lol
11:47 <MarS_Violet> yeh
<Nyovne> should have seen the damned sheets
<Nyovne> disgusting
<MarS_Violet> haha
<Nyovne> blood and cum everywhere
<Nyovne> I always attact the weird ones
<Nyovne> but I guess I like it that way
<Pholon> did you end up scarred?
<Pholon> I can imagine you 20 years from now
<Pholon> going autch
<MarS_Violet> well it's hard to tell beforehand, Nyo
<Pholon> to your wife
<Pholon> and saying
11:48 <Pholon> old veteran wound playing up
<Pholon> kek
<Zizoo> ok so when you're fighting against carriers with goliaths
<MarS_Violet> aww
<MarS_Violet> way to kill my boner, zizoo
<Zizoo> and hit hold position so they hit the interceptors
<Zizoo> what do you do when they stop firing
<Pholon> zizoo, is this about sex?
<MarS_Violet> zizoo can you rephrase that in terms of rough kinky sex?
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
June 25 2009 14:33 GMT
#1520
Oh god, here it comes.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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