Funny Quotes from TL's IRC Channel? - Page 74

FragKrag

United States11566 Posts

May 20 2009 03:33 GMT

#1461

[8:30pm] Delerium: LeperKahn,... it's older than you are
[8:30pm] FragKrag: or whatever
[8:30pm] Delerium: by like 4-5x
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: lolwat
[8:30pm] FragKrag: no
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: I'm not that young <.<
[8:30pm] FragKrag: it was written in 50s?
[8:30pm] FragKrag: kahn is 16
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: yeah I'm not 10
[8:31pm] Delerium: .... and what's 16 x 4?
[8:31pm] FragKrag: 64
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: 563
[8:31pm] FragKrag: lol 563
[8:31pm] Delerium: lol?
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: oh fuck
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: carried wrong
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: my bad <.<

LeperKahn

Romania1850 Posts

May 20 2009 03:37 GMT

#1462

On May 20 2009 12:33 FragKrag wrote:
[8:30pm] Delerium: LeperKahn,... it's older than you are
[8:30pm] FragKrag: or whatever
[8:30pm] Delerium: by like 4-5x
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: lolwat
[8:30pm] FragKrag: no
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: I'm not that young <.<
[8:30pm] FragKrag: it was written in 50s?
[8:30pm] FragKrag: kahn is 16
[8:30pm] LeperKahn: yeah I'm not 10
[8:31pm] Delerium: .... and what's 16 x 4?
[8:31pm] FragKrag: 64
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: 563
[8:31pm] FragKrag: lol 563
[8:31pm] Delerium: lol?
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: oh fuck
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: carried wrong
[8:31pm] LeperKahn: my bad <.<

Um... I'm actually 17 my office is releasing a clarification in the morning.
Therefore Mr. Kahn was correct:
17x4=563

FragKrag

United States11566 Posts

May 20 2009 03:39 GMT

#1463

On May 20 2009 12:37 LeperKahn wrote:

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Um... I'm actually 17 my office is releasing a clarification in the morning.

17x4 isn't 563

SlayerS_`HackeR`

United States190 Posts

May 20 2009 04:40 GMT

#1464

[00:30] <lilsusie> if you're white and you want an autograph
[00:30] <Nal_rAwr> is it easy
[00:30] <lilsusie> might be easier
[00:30] <Nal_rAwr> lol
[00:30] <ACE_Frag> susie
[00:30] <Clowe> what if I'm black, lilsusie
[00:30] <ACE_Frag> are you really trying to find a college for a person who's applying to college
[00:30] <lilsusie> they will run away from you
[00:30] <Nal_rAwr> they will stare at you
[00:30] <ACE_Frag> at this point
[00:30] <Wolfpox> HI!
[00:30] <Nal_rAwr> it's KOBE
[00:30] <ShamedKahn> lol Clowe
[00:30] <lilsusie> yes
[00:30] <Clowe> lilsusie :< damn
[00:30] <ShamedKahn> I hope you are black
[00:30] <ACE_Frag> ;_;
[00:31] <ShamedKahn> that would be so awesome
[00:31] <ShamedKahn> but I have my doubts <.<
[00:31] <Clowe> I am
[00:31] <Wolfpox> so
[00:31] <Nal_rAwr> they will think you are kobe
[00:31] <lilsusie> i dont think they wuold know what to do wiht themselves
[00:31] <iLoveKT> TT
[00:31] <ACE_Frag> Clowe is black?
[00:31] <lilsusie> they would look at your funny
[00:31] <Wolfpox> who was the demigod in that last match?
[00:31] <coolcrimefighte> lol so you just show up and you get in the game?
[00:31] <lilsusie> yes
[00:31] <Clowe> well I was, now that I've locked myself in my room for 20 years, I'm kinda white
[00:31] <Nal_rAwr> check htis out
[00:31] <Nal_rAwr>

[00:31] <Nal_rAwr> that will be CLOWE
[00:31] <ACE_Frag> clowe
[00:31] <Nal_rAwr> in that video
[00:31] <ACE_Frag> you're black?
[00:31] <coolcrimefighte> so I have to be white to get cool stuff?
[00:31] <ACE_Frag> pics or ur white/asian
[00:32] <Wolfpox> I think i might have an ulcer
[00:32] <Nal_rAwr> susie
[00:32] <Nal_rAwr> are you and tasteless going out
[00:32] <iLoveKT> so
[00:32] <iLoveKT> what to watch
[00:32] <iLoveKT> xmen origins
[00:32] <Clowe> Nal_rAwr lol
[00:32] <iLoveKT> or angels and demons?
[00:32] <lilsusie> what?
[00:32] <lilsusie> LOLOL
[00:32] <ACE_Frag> lol
[00:32] <lilsusie> me and nick?
[00:32] <lilsusie> oh god no
[00:32] <Nal_rAwr> lol

Nyovne

Netherlands19140 Posts

May 20 2009 06:37 GMT

#1465

lol so much hate in all those hahaha. Oh and Susie only dates guys in highschool.

Lamentations

Australia211 Posts

May 20 2009 10:43 GMT

#1466

[20:28] <Pritler> I got anal beads and they smell weird after usage
[20:29] <MarS_Violet> get yourself a gimp to lick them clean
[20:30] * Pholon is now known as PholonLUNCH

:x

Nyovne

Netherlands19140 Posts

May 20 2009 12:06 GMT

#1467

LOL!!!

lilsusie

3861 Posts

May 20 2009 14:19 GMT

#1468

On May 20 2009 15:37 Nyovne wrote:
lol so much hate in all those hahaha. Oh and Susie only dates guys in highschool.

haha i heart nick but like a bro

... or guys who LOOK like they are still in high school :X

FragKrag

United States11566 Posts

May 21 2009 05:38 GMT

#1469

[10:34pm] tehpanda left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[10:34pm] sleepy: 3 valks firing then he runs his mutas straight through
[10:34pm] sleepy: spreads them out way too late
[10:34pm] sleepy: lol
[10:34pm] sleepy: in between all the valks
[10:34pm] Cube_: wow he killed
[10:34pm] Cube_: a LOT of drones
[10:35pm] FragKrag: hi friends! I come from the land of Lativa! It is ok place where this is potato!
[10:35pm] Harem: because lomo is that sexy
[10:35pm] sleepy: yeah hsuprised he has any econ
[10:35pm] sleepy: oh shit
[10:35pm] sleepy: lomo fuck it up
[10:35pm] sleepy: lol
[10:35pm] lilsusie: i like potato
[10:35pm] sleepy: so do i
[10:35pm] sleepy: welcome to the club
[10:35pm] Niton: yum
[10:35pm] Niton: potato
[10:35pm] lilsusie: YAYYYYY
[10:35pm] lilsusie: club
[10:36pm] lilsusie: ^^
[10:36pm] Harem: mashed potatoes >
[10:36pm] sleepy: there are two clubs
[10:36pm] sleepy: fried or boiled
[10:36pm] sleepy: choose your poison
[10:36pm] Cube_: baked here
[10:36pm] lilsusie: mashed
[10:36pm] sleepy: that goes under boiled
[10:36pm] sleepy: mashed that is
[10:36pm] Niton: fried and not fried?
[10:36pm] lilsusie: mashed, baked, hashed, smothered, covered
[10:36pm] lilsusie: mmmm waffle hosue
[10:36pm] Cube_: stuffed baked potatoes
[10:36pm] lilsusie: house
[10:36pm] Cube_: with shrimp
[10:36pm] sleepy: hashed is fried
[10:36pm] Cube_: are to die for
[10:36pm] sleepy: smothered and covered are technically baked
[10:37pm] sleepy: or steamed
[10:37pm] Niton: I don't think i've ever eaten boiled potatoes
[10:37pm] sleepy: lol
[10:37pm] lilsusie: i guess i'm more boiled
[10:37pm] Niton: just baked and fried
[10:37pm] sleepy: mashed potatos are boiled
[10:37pm] sleepy: then peeled
[10:37pm] iLoveViolet: french fries pls
[10:37pm] sleepy: usually
[10:37pm] FragKrag: did i srsly start that
[10:37pm] sleepy: or the other way around
[10:37pm] sleepy: depending who is making it

KnightOfNi

United States1508 Posts

May 21 2009 05:55 GMT

#1470

Well that conversation turned on a dime....

Nyovne

Netherlands19140 Posts

May 23 2009 17:44 GMT

#1471

[19:37] <zulu_nation8> these are the thread titles on the first page of the chinese starcraft forum
[19:37] <zulu_nation8> "i'm addicted to licking pussies"
[19:37] * @Nyovne licks SoYuKKUSENMAN
[19:37] <zulu_nation8> "what do you find more attractive, long white legs are big tits?"
[19:38] <zulu_nation8> thats followed by poll
[19:38] <zulu_nation8> "the taste of anal sex and orgasmic fluids"
[19:38] <zulu_nation8> dont even know what that is
[19:39] <zulu_nation8> "do you know this position? (sex position)"
[19:39] <zulu_nation8> "which female body part do you like the most?"
[19:39] <zulu_nation8> followed by poll
[19:40] <zulu_nation8> oh yea
[19:40] <zulu_nation8> "about oral sex"
[19:41] <zulu_nation8> and its a poll
[19:41] <HunterX11> sounds like a feminist paradise
[19:41] <Origami> I don't know man, those sound like legit threads.

edited and cleaned it up a bit.

Pholon

Netherlands6142 Posts

May 23 2009 19:52 GMT

#1472

[17:40] carriers were just annoying
[17:40] I didn't know what beat them as Z
[17:40] never played vs them before
[17:40] scourge didn't work cos of sairs
01[17:40] swarm and hydras
[17:40] but in the end hydras prevailed
[17:40] swarm saves the carriers doesn't it?
[17:40] they can sit on it and attack hydras outside of it
01[17:41] they wont do damage though
01[17:41] which is what swarm does
01[17:41] ...
[17:41] yer but they can hit units outside of it
[17:41] the carriers can
[17:41] sit in it
[17:41] does it help air?
01[17:41] wtf
01[17:41] oh
01[17:41] NO
01[17:41] scrub
[17:41] ah xD
[17:41] sif I have ever
[17:41] tried
[17:41] using swarm vs air
[17:41] ever
01[17:41] Mars
01[17:41] meet IRC thread

Nyovne

Netherlands19140 Posts

May 24 2009 12:33 GMT

#1473

lol im gonna go there:

[13:38] <Nyovne> GOGOGO RATZERG
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!!
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!
[13:39] <Nyovne> !!!!!!!!
[13:39] <elpriceisright> ratzerg??
[13:39] <elpriceisright> you mean radzerg
[13:39] <Nyovne> no
[13:39] <Nyovne> ratzerg
[13:39] <elpriceisright> why rat?
[13:39] <Nyovne> JD has cheese for breakfast
[13:39] <Nyovne> nigga
[13:39] <elpriceisright> ahhahaha
[13:39] <elpriceisright> I like it

thats right.

Nyovne

Netherlands19140 Posts

May 27 2009 12:42 GMT

#1474

14:34 Etheris: This time you can't beat me with a sex-story
14:34 Rouq: Is this the story with the Fruit, the donkey and the gold paint?
14:35 MarkAtWork: [Continue] 9 [Give up]

Tickles your imagination doesn't it? Kekekekek continue yes/no?

14:37 MarS_Violet: I don't mind being called a horsecock, usually it is pindick

So Australia is a 3rd world country with just the downsides and non of the upsides.

Hard knock life.

MGS4 Spoiler inside.
+ Show Spoiler +

15:19 tehpanda and just when you think its all over
15:19 tehpanda: ocelot hovercrafts onto your airplane and duels you
15:19 tehpanda: for no god damn reason
15:19 tehpanda: ^^^^^ Spoiler Warning

best spoiler warning ever lol.

R3condite

Korea (South)1541 Posts

May 27 2009 15:36 GMT

#1475

On May 20 2009 23:19 lilsusie wrote:

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haha i heart nick but like a bro

... or guys who LOOK like they are still in high school :X

haha jailbait ftw?

micronesia

United States24779 Posts

May 28 2009 01:58 GMT

#1476

[21:55] <micronesia> while (playing_diablo()=true) { be_happy(); }
[21:55] <micronesia> ==*
[21:55] <wilful> that IdrA video doesn't work for me
[21:55] <wilful> on scforall
[21:55] <wilful>

[21:55] <wilful>

(
[21:55] <aers> micronesia that wouldnt work!
[21:56] <micronesia> it does in my own personal programming language
[21:56] <wilful> yeah
[21:56] <micronesia> micronesia++
[21:56] <wilful> that totally doesn't look right
[21:56] <aers> it would be fine if you made it == not = though
[21:56] <micronesia> uh
[21:56] <micronesia> [21:55] <micronesia> ==*
[21:56] <aers> o
[21:56] <aers> i thought that was a face

Cube

Canada777 Posts

May 28 2009 05:52 GMT

#1477

<Fritz87> yeah I played vs a north korean sc player once
<cube> really?
<zulu_nation8> no you havent
<zulu_nation8> lol
<Fritz87> he was good but all he did was go for nuke rushes and he denied it even when i scouted it

<lolol>

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

May 28 2009 05:59 GMT

#1478

LOL CUBE :3