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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-08 17:11:44
May 08 2009 16:53 GMT
#1441
[18:44] <Delerium> i always used to hit a wall at A-
[18:44] <Delerium> and it was frustrating
-
[18:50] <Delerium> Xiberia, I lost against the computer after watching a bunch of vods and decided I didn't want to devote the time
[18:51] <@Chill[Idiots]> Shocking Update: Newbie finds out he was indeed never A- level.
[18:51] <@Chill[Idiots]> Updates to come.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 08 2009 17:54 GMT
#1442
[19:42] <Delerium> regardless of where the ceiling i hit actually was, hitting it was frustrating
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 14:49:53
May 14 2009 14:18 GMT
#1443
16:07 pachi: i am awesome
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-15 02:39:16
May 14 2009 17:45 GMT
#1444
On May 14 2009 23:18 Nyovne wrote:
16:07 pachi: i am awesome


Propaganda

Pachi and Nyo are trying to seize control of IRC completely.

I dunno what's stopping them to be honest :\


XCetron: susie is trolling
Xaser: yeah wtf?
lilsusie: yes she is
XCetron: also spreading cootie
lilsusie: she should be working
XCetron: recommend ban
lilsusie: but she is sick of working
lilsusie spews cooties.
LeperKahn: Gah
zulu_nation8: whats work
LeperKahn runs
zulu_nation8: i heard that
zulu_nation8: you can make mad bucks
zulu_nation8: by helping korean kids with sats and college essays
Xaser: lol
lilsusie: ... that's what i do
XCetron: zulu should go farm some gold imo
zulu_nation8: i wanna do that as a summer job
lilsusie: *cry
zulu_nation8: if i knew korean
zulu_nation8: oh serious?
zulu_nation8: lool
lilsusie: hahaha yeah
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Abydos1
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States832 Posts
May 15 2009 19:25 GMT
#1445
[15:22] @vGl-RaGe: i wonder what the ethymological base of eastwood is
[15:22] +XCetron: i like one of the comments
[15:22] +XCetron: Personally, I'd go with these two words though: Nukes.
[15:23] @vGl-RaGe: did one of his grandfathers have like a
[15:23] @vGl-RaGe: east pointing erection
[15:23] +XCetron: i cant see the 2nd word
[15:23] @vGl-RaGe: they used for navigation
[15:23] clintzergwood: hehehehe
[15:23] Abydos1: lol
[15:23] clintzergwood: private eastwood, what is our course!
[15:23] @intrigue_: ahah
[15:23] @intrigue_: it must be awesome
[15:23] @intrigue_: standing on the prow of a ship
[15:23] @intrigue_: heading in the direction of your boner
[15:23] clintzergwood: hahaha
[15:23] @intrigue_: like rudolph
[15:23] @intrigue_: red nose reindeer
"...perhaps the greatest joy possible in Starcraft, being accused of being a maphacker" - Day[9]
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
May 16 2009 04:49 GMT
#1446
[00:50] <deekay|> dudes
[00:50] <deekay|> i have a srs question
[00:50] <deekay|> is it wrong for me to take advantage of underclass men
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 16 2009 17:43 GMT
#1447
So close yet so far.

[19:24] <SpoR-CharlieM> fuck already 24 min late for work
[19:24] <SpoR-CharlieM> I better get a ticket
[19:24] <SpoR-CharlieM> OMG THIS IS GONNA BE CLOSE
[19:24] <SpoR-CharlieM> watch ME GET THE LAST TICKET LMAO
[19:27] <LeperKahn> OMG NOES
[19:28] <LeperKahn> SOLD OUT
[19:28] <LeperKahn> FUCK
[19:28] <notKTF_anch> FUCK
[19:28] <SpoR-CharlieM> OMFG
[19:28] <SpoR-CharlieM> NOOOOOOO
[19:28] <Clowe> SOLD OUT
[19:28] <LeperKahn> what was your spot CM??
[19:28] <SpoR-CharlieM> FUCK U
[19:28] <SpoR-CharlieM> 200th!
[19:28] <SpoR-CharlieM> FYdfios;hew;hi lwvhl tw
[19:28] <SpoR-CharlieM> '/yvr
[19:28] <Nyovne> KEK
[19:28] * SpoR-CharlieM has quit IRC (Signed off)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5225 Posts
May 16 2009 17:48 GMT
#1448
Heyyy. I meant women underclassmen =[
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 16 2009 18:11 GMT
#1449
On May 14 2009 23:18 Nyovne wrote:
16:07 pachi: i am awesome

1984ed
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 17 2009 12:30 GMT
#1450
[13:41] <elpriceisright> See, what I like about zerg, is when they kill you, they do it with their own hands and claws. THey fuck you up fist to fist, man to man. Sure they might spit in your face, but dem's the rules on the street. They're the true old school gansters of starcraft
[13:41] <elpriceisright> Terran use Guns. Newschool gangster.
[13:41] <elpriceisright> Protoss use magic. That's just gay. What is this, DND?
[13:41] <Pholon> elpriceisright is so black
[13:41] <Pholon> >_>

huk?;p
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 17 2009 13:17 GMT
#1451
[15:15] <pachi> yo
[15:15] * Nyovne sets mode: +o pachi
[15:15] <pachi> where are my comp sci homies
[15:15] <Nyovne> oh then
[15:15] * Nyovne sets mode: -o pachi
[15:17] <pachi> :<
[15:17] * pachi has quit IRC (Signed off)

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 01:04:00
May 17 2009 14:32 GMT
#1452
[16:28] <Fritz87> can someone host a game of sc on sc2gg for me?
[16:28] <Fritz87> i get a chance to play greth
[16:28] <Fritz87> but we're having problems >.<
[16:28] <Shauni> I don't have their server
[16:28] <Fritz87> ah k
[16:29] <Fritz87> if we went to iccup would you host it?
[16:29] <Shauni> yeah
[16:29] <Clowe> HEY
[16:29] <Clowe> STREAM IT
[16:29] <Clowe> LOLOL WHAT A GREAT IDEA
[16:29] <Shauni> lol
[16:29] <palla|kuling> with commentator
[16:29] <Clowe> and commentate
[16:29] <Clowe> :D
[16:29] <Fritz87> nah hes rusty
[16:29] <Shauni> I suck at commentating
[16:30] <palla|kuling> "what a great move by the terran, he made a falst expansion center with tourettes"


[03:01] <intrigue_> i had a dream
[03:02] <intrigue_> that me and chill were trying to figure out tetris
[03:02] <intrigue_> and we were making mathematical models
[03:02] <intrigue_> like what material
[03:02] <intrigue_> the blocks were made of
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 14:26:09
May 18 2009 03:18 GMT
#1453
<Escargot> I disagree... Love is whatever makes you feel good. Pedophiles love children, the same way a wino loves a bottle of liquor.
<Escargot> But many rapes are just statutory misunderstandings


[13:58] <Rouq> After 12 years, my therapist said something that brought me to tears
[13:58] <Rouq> 'no hablo ingles'


[16:19] <Kennigit> some girl went walking by today
[16:20] <Kennigit> in a green peace shirt
[16:20] <Kennigit> i scoffed
[16:20] <Pholon> to her face?
[16:20] <Kennigit> then flexed my arm to show a big american flag
[16:20] <Kennigit> then flew into the sky
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Lamentations
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia211 Posts
May 19 2009 08:59 GMT
#1454
[18:50] <MarS_Violet> Scara
[18:50] <MarS_Violet> what are your feelings
[18:50] <MarS_Violet> on lag
[18:54] * Lee-Scara-Jay (~smallmant@CPE-124-180-186-126.vic.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
Bogus is like "nerdy cute", whereas Lomo is like "I would make him wear a dress and rape him" cute -Turbovolver
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
May 19 2009 12:28 GMT
#1455
Haha nice one :D. Damn downunderdogs with 3rd world internet.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
May 19 2009 16:30 GMT
#1456
Tue-00:28:00 <zulu_nation99> i wish i can be good at like
Tue-00:28:02 <zulu_nation99> 2 free things
Tue-00:28:06 <zulu_nation99> 2 things of my choosing
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
May 20 2009 00:25 GMT
#1457
Tue-20:12:15 <XCetron> i remember when i was 14
Tue-20:12:17 <XCetron> i liked linkin park
Tue-20:12:24 <FragKrag> lool
Tue-20:12:31 <Nal_rAwr> linkin park was actually good
Tue-20:12:32 <Nal_rAwr> back in the day
Tue-20:12:35 <zulu_nation8> i liked limp bizkit
Tue-20:12:36 <FragKrag> im 50 yo nergin
Tue-20:12:36 <XCetron> youre 16
Tue-20:12:39 <XCetron> wtf is back in the dya
Tue-20:12:39 <grnp> hahaha
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
May 20 2009 00:37 GMT
#1458
[5:34pm] Delerium: imagine what happens in social studies class when Nal_rAwr says that communism is better than democracy
[5:35pm] FragKrag: gg
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: i never said it was before though
[5:35pm] Rogier: thats just a combination of getting unlucky and running bad whenever he loses -.-
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: youw ouldn't know
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: you joined "in the middle"
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: i just said
[5:35pm] Rogier: communism is better than capitalism tho
[5:35pm] Delerium: Tue-20:00:35 <Nal_rAwr> say you were poor
[5:35pm] Delerium: Tue-20:00:40 <Nal_rAwr> then communism > democracy no
[5:35pm] olabaz joined the chat room.
[5:35pm] FragKrag: Rogier gtfo commie red fag
[5:35pm] deekay|away left the chat room. (Signed off)
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: i said
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: if you're poor
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: cause you'd be better off
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: in society
[5:35pm] Rogier: naw
[5:35pm] XCetron: who cares bout how you feel?
[5:35pm] XCetron: lol
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: not necessarily
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: in general
[5:35pm] XCetron: society isnt about you
[5:35pm] Nal_rAwr: communism > demo
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
SlayerS_`HackeR`
Profile Joined November 2008
United States190 Posts
May 20 2009 00:39 GMT
#1459
Nal_rAwr> what was the point lol
<Nal_rAwr> in posting that
<FragKrag> to lol
- i pwn n00bs -
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
May 20 2009 00:50 GMT
#1460
posting for clarity:

Tue-20:00:34 <zulu_nation8> so what does it mean for a government to be good?
Tue-20:00:35 <Nal_rAwr> say you were poor
Tue-20:00:40 <Nal_rAwr> then communism > democracy no
Tue-20:00:42 <Delerium> what
Tue-20:00:43 <zulu_nation8> no
Tue-20:00:44 <Nal_rAwr> thats all i'm triyng to say
Tue-20:00:45 <FragKrag> lol
Tue-20:00:46 <zulu_nation8> rofl
Tue-20:00:47 <Delerium> lmao
Tue-20:00:47 <zulu_nation8> ROFL
Tue-20:00:47 <FragKrag> are you fucking retarded
Tue-20:00:49 <zulu_nation8> ROFL
Tue-20:00:49 <Delerium> Nal_rAwr
Tue-20:00:53 <Delerium> apples and oranges bro
Tue-20:00:56 <zulu_nation8> ok calm down
Tue-20:00:58 <zulu_nation8> calm down
Tue-20:01:00 <grnp> HAHAHAHA
Tue-20:01:01 <FragKrag> Nal_rAwr I LAUGH AT UR 20 IQ COMMENT
Tue-20:01:01 <grnp> WHAT
Tue-20:01:02 <grnp> WAIT
Tue-20:01:05 <Delerium> you can have a democracy that practices communism
Tue-20:01:06 <Delerium> you know that right
Tue-20:01:07 <zulu_nation8> naL_rawr i would have to disagree politely
Tue-20:01:25 <Delerium> okay I'm going to educate you
Tue-20:01:33 <Delerium> there are two topics in your statement
Tue-20:01:34 <Nal_rAwr> i think taking 7 classes
Tue-20:01:36 <Nal_rAwr> is more education

Tue-20:01:39 <Xiberia> whoa i got highlighted again
Tue-20:01:41 <zulu_nation8> yes in high school
Tue-20:01:42 <FragKrag> i think
Tue-20:01:42 <zulu_nation8> good job
Tue-20:01:44 <Delerium> one is governance, the other is economics
Tue-20:01:46 <FragKrag> failing 7 classes
Tue-20:01:47 <FragKrag> doesn't do much
Tue-20:01:50 <FragKrag> for your education
Tue-20:01:55 <Nal_rAwr> who says i'm failing
Tue-20:02:02 <FragKrag> ROFL @ UR 20 IQ COMMENT SCRUB
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