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-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
April 14 2009 21:01 GMT
#1401
<XCetron> time to go and attempt to install this header unit
<XCetron> how long should it take?
<mahnini> ur face
<XCetron> thats not a valid convertible time frame
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
April 15 2009 00:31 GMT
#1402
On April 15 2009 06:01 -orb- wrote:
<XCetron> time to go and attempt to install this header unit
<XCetron> how long should it take?
<mahnini> ur face
<XCetron> thats not a valid convertible time frame


Fucking XCetron.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 15 2009 00:44 GMT
#1403
LOL IRC wouldn't be the same without Never.
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
April 15 2009 02:25 GMT
#1404
On April 15 2009 09:31 LeperKahn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2009 06:01 -orb- wrote:
<XCetron> time to go and attempt to install this header unit
<XCetron> how long should it take?
<mahnini> ur face
<XCetron> thats not a valid convertible time frame


Fucking XCetron.

Ban XCetron imo.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
April 19 2009 10:37 GMT
#1405
[12:37] <Realpenguin> WATCHING BABY PLAY STARCRAFT IS LIKE OPEN PALM SLAMMING A VHS OF THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK INTO A VCR AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE STARTING TO DO THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. DO EVERY MOVE AND DO EVERY MOVE HARD. YOU SHOULD BE MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN SLAMMING DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN MESSING UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. YOU CAN.
[12:37] <Realpenguin> YOU CAN SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN YOUR COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY WILL DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
April 19 2009 11:46 GMT
#1406
--- Nuked ---
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-19 13:08:31
April 19 2009 12:58 GMT
#1407
#835030 +(13278)- [X]

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

#405221 +(12936)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

#261501 +(12016)- [X]

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

#25464 +(11158)- [X]

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

from that bash site XFD
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8093 Posts
April 19 2009 13:08 GMT
#1408
On April 19 2009 21:58 myfriendPlank wrote:
#835030 +(13278)- [X]

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

#405221 +(12936)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

from that bash site XFD

Funny quotes from TL IRC?
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
April 19 2009 13:11 GMT
#1409
Also not from TL but involving TL people in the SC2GG channel:

+ Show Spoiler [may break the layout] +

#SC2GG Transcript

20:58 HobGobblin Aren't probes and zealot the same size?
20:58 StayFrosty hm
20:58 StayFrosty i dont play protoss
20:58 Chill[Troll] no they arent the same size
20:58 intrigue_ ahhdsdah
20:58 intrigue_ that is hilarious
20:58 HobGobblin I am pretty sure
20:58 intrigue_ faking
20:58 StayFrosty in unit size probes are small and zealots are medium
20:58 intrigue_ that it's tight
20:59 Chill[Troll] guy
20:59 Chill[Troll] thats armor type
20:59 Chill[Troll] not unit size
20:59 Chill[Troll] theyre different things
20:59 HobGobblin in unit size they are the same
20:59 StayFrosty unit size should be how many spots they take in a shuttle
20:59 Chill[Troll] ...
20:59 Chill[Troll] ok
20:59 Chill[Troll] are you guys
20:59 Chill[Troll] trying to be retarded
20:59 StayFrosty im not arguing
20:59 Chill[Troll] hahaha
20:59 StayFrosty if you say they are different thats fine
20:59 StayFrosty i dont play toss
20:59 Chill[Troll] troy:
20:59 Chill[Troll] both assimilators gone
20:59 StayFrosty i also play zerg so I dont worry about walling
20:59 HobGobblin well I do and they are the same
20:59 Chill[Troll] medics marines scvs dont fit
20:59 Chill[Troll] ghosts do
21:00 Chill[Troll] they arent
21:00 Chill[Troll] there are things probes cant get through that zealots can
21:00 HobGobblin you play zerg how often have you tested this
21:00 Chill[Troll] i dont know why youre arguing this
21:00 Chill[Troll] kid i just fucking said
21:00 Chill[Troll] i did it last night
21:00 HobGobblin you just admited you can't even wall in
21:00 StayFrosty he plays toss
21:00 Chill[Troll] what is wrong with you
21:00 StayFrosty i think hobgoblin is combining us into one person
21:00 HobGobblin no I am talking to chill
21:00 Chill[Troll] so unless the game has changed since last night
21:00 StayFrosty well he plays toss
21:01 Chill[Troll] ie the last 14 hours
21:01 Chill[Troll] then im confident they arent the same size
21:01 Chill[Troll] and ive given evidence showing they arent
21:01 Chill[Troll] and yet youre like
21:01 Chill[Troll] "no theyre the same"
21:01 Chill[Troll] oh ok
21:01 StayFrosty just to be clear
21:01 Chill[Troll] that clears it up
21:01 Chill[Troll] good job
21:01 StayFrosty the only evidence youve given is your word
21:01 Chill[Troll] lol ok
21:01 Chill[Troll] im lying
21:01 Chill[Troll] for this random point
21:01 intrigue_ he is obviously fabricating this
21:01 StayFrosty I didnt say you were lying
21:01 intrigue_ to further his agenda
21:01 Chill[Troll] i just invented this whole story
21:01 HobGobblin how does that clear anything you're just telling me stuff
21:01 HobGobblin yes intrigue_
21:01 Chill[Troll] im telling you
21:01 Chill[Troll] i made a wall
21:01 HobGobblin I actually think he is
21:01 StayFrosty im just saying that theres a difference between
"evidence" and you saying that they are different unit sizes
21:01 Chill[Troll] that didnt fit probes
21:01 Chill[Troll] LOL
21:01 Chill[Troll] ok
21:01 Chill[Troll] haha
21:01 Chill[Troll] hahahahahah
21:02 Chill[Troll] standard fucking sc2gg
21:02 Chill[Troll] you try to explain something
21:02 HobGobblin great
21:02 Chill[Troll] and they just cant accept it
21:02 intrigue_ if it helps i was there
21:02 Chill[Troll] god
21:02 HobGobblin quick with the insults
21:02 Chill[Troll] also
21:02 Chill[Troll] lurkers deal concussive damage
21:02 Chill[Troll] and dont do damage under swarm
21:02 renchak http://www.creepcolony.com/damage.shtml
21:02 Chill[Troll] inaccurate
21:02 HobGobblin what does that have to do with anyting?
21:02 StayFrosty im prepared to take your word for it chill,
im just telling you that what your saying is no more convincing
then what hobgoblin is saying
21:02 StayFrosty you are both just typing
21:02 Chill[Troll] i came in telling a story
21:02 HobGobblin see
21:03 Chill[Troll] you are actually assuming
21:03 Chill[Troll] i made that story up
21:03 Chill[Troll] why would i
21:03 Chill[Troll] that makes no sense
21:03 HobGobblin why would I?
21:03 Kambodia wat
21:03 Kambodia Don't stereotype SC2GG Chill.
21:03 HobGobblin ya really
21:03 intrigue_ nothing is true
21:03 intrigue_ everything is a construction
21:03 intrigue_ of society
21:03 StayFrosty well now im more ilkely to believe renchak
21:03 Chill[Troll] It's like me saying I saw this happen
21:03 StayFrosty because hes actually given "evidence"
21:03 Chill[Troll] and you saying no thats not possible
21:03 Chill[Troll] but ive actually seen it
21:03 renchak im not saying i back up that link
21:03 StayFrosty ya but thats just it
21:03 StayFrosty chill
21:03 Chill[Troll] why would i just make that up
21:03 StayFrosty YOUVE seen it
21:03 Chill[Troll] ok
21:03 Chill[Troll] who cares
21:03 renchak i just googled "starcraft unit size"
21:04 intrigue_ i saw it too!
21:04 renchak since noone of you did
21:04 Chill[Troll] if you played the game more youd realize
21:04 goober You win.
21:04 StayFrosty i would like to point out that im nuetral
and dont care just pointing out the flaws in your air tight argument
21:04 Chill[Troll] untis of the same shuttle-spot-taking-stats and armor types
21:04 Chill[Troll] arent necessarily the same unit size
21:04 HobGobblin I haven't said that
21:04 HobGobblin that is obvious
21:04 HobGobblin jesus
21:04 Chill[Troll] right
21:04 Chill[Troll] youre just saying
21:04 Chill[Troll] probes and zealots
21:04 Chill[Troll] are the same size
21:04 Chill[Troll] but why do you think that
21:04 renchak Now i found another site that also states that
both Probes and Zealots are in the "small" unit type category
21:04 Chill[Troll] thats just your assumption
21:04 HobGobblin this is going nowhere
21:05 Kambodia Yes it does.
21:05 goober FIGHT!
21:05 *** HobGobblin is now known as zatic
21:05 Chill[Troll] oh
21:05 zatic sup chill
21:05 Chill[Troll] fuck you so much
21:05 Chill[Troll] seriously
21:05 Chill[Troll] hahahaha
21:05 zatic hahaha
21:05 Sha the troll got trolled
21:05 Chill[Troll] FUCK
21:05 renchak :D
21:05 Sha lool
21:05 Chill[Troll] god
21:05 Sha a++++
21:05 *** Grinning joined #sc2gg
21:05 Chill[Troll] how do i ban you
21:05 *** Chill[Troll] is now known as Chill[Trolled]
21:05 Kambodia Use the Shoryuken!
21:05 intrigue_

ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
April 19 2009 13:22 GMT
#1410
hahahahahaha
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 19 2009 13:22 GMT
#1411
high fucking five zatic

sorry chill its too good hahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8093 Posts
April 19 2009 13:42 GMT
#1412
LOL nice zatic
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
myrmidon2537
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Philippines2188 Posts
April 19 2009 13:52 GMT
#1413
Epic XD
IPT.PromilKid: I'm only good at Marvel
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
April 19 2009 14:31 GMT
#1414
Hahaha owned
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
April 19 2009 14:31 GMT
#1415
--- Nuked ---
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
April 19 2009 14:45 GMT
#1416
WOW that's awesome.
What's with StayFrosty? Is he in on it too or is he just dumb?
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
April 19 2009 14:55 GMT
#1417
LOL pwned chill lolol
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
April 19 2009 15:16 GMT
#1418
On April 19 2009 22:08 Scaramanga wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 19 2009 21:58 myfriendPlank wrote:
#835030 +(13278)- [X]

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

#405221 +(12936)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

from that bash site XFD

Funny quotes from TL IRC?


Can you not read? From that bash site someone posted on the first page.
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
April 19 2009 15:44 GMT
#1419
LOL nice one zatic
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-19 15:51:41
April 19 2009 15:50 GMT
#1420
On April 30 2007 16:49 mAKiTO wrote:
well I know about bash.org, I want quotes directly from Team Liquids channel


... No bash.org quotes

On April 20 2009 00:16 myfriendPlank wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 19 2009 22:08 Scaramanga wrote:
On April 19 2009 21:58 myfriendPlank wrote:
#835030 +(13278)- [X]

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

#405221 +(12936)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

from that bash site XFD

Funny quotes from TL IRC?


Can you not read? From that bash site someone posted on the first page.

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