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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 22 2009 14:39 GMT
#1361
Hahaha. Good ole Never at it again.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
February 26 2009 21:30 GMT
#1362
[22:28] <+Xiberia> you people need to play more
[22:28] <@Nyovne> says the person who missed scouting 10 carriers
[22:28] <@Nyovne> ;p
[22:28] <+Xiberia> i trusted you
[22:28] <@Nyovne> hahaha
[22:28] <ng__> :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
February 26 2009 21:34 GMT
#1363
On February 27 2009 06:30 Nyovne wrote:
[22:28] <+Xiberia> you people need to play more
[22:28] <@Nyovne> says the person who missed scouting 10 carriers
[22:28] <@Nyovne> ;p
[22:28] <+Xiberia> i trusted you
[22:28] <@Nyovne> hahaha
[22:28] <ng__> :D

going carrier is just immoral
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
March 04 2009 17:47 GMT
#1364
making sense, you can do it:

18:45 spicysym: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
March 04 2009 17:49 GMT
#1365
And I'll just slap there here as well.


Protoss lol.

[22:28] <+Xiberia> you people need to play more
[22:28] <@Nyovne> says the person who missed scouting 10 carriers ;p
[22:28] <+Xiberia> i trusted you



Child labour terran? Bwahahahaha.

[13:16] <rapture> how come they're only making child labour terran play 2 games tonight?



My super sweet 16.

[02:28] <delicioussym|D-> when my uncle was 16 he had a kid
[02:28] <delicioussym|D-> but he didnt think he was responsible enough to raise a kid
[02:28] <delicioussym|D-> because he was into drinking really hard



[Samuel L]English motherfucker, do you speak it?[/Samuel L]

[02:33] <htns> doesn't your uncle have brothers and sisters?
[02:33] <@Brian_> please tell me english isnt your first language



Thanks htns.

[16:46] <htns> UrbanDictionary.Com / iranian gasmask / It's when you put your balls in a girls mouth, put your asshole over her nose, and then fart.
[16:46] <htns> IT"S FUCKIN AWESOME



First bush now htns as well, just what do they put into the water there -.- (longish)

+ Show Spoiler +

[17:20] <@vGl-CoW> texas is the closest thing to mexico
[17:20] <@vGl-CoW> geographically as well as culturally
[17:20] <@Carnac_> so htns is a spic
[17:20] <@aers> possibly
[17:20] <htns> lol no, im not a spic
[17:20] <htns> i live in texas you idiot
[17:20] <@Carnac_> or a redneck
[17:20] <htns> im a TEXAN
[17:20] <htns> lol no, im not a redneck
[17:20] <htns> im a TEXAN
[17:20] <+YuMMie> redneck most likely
[17:21] <htns> im a TEXAN
[17:21] <@Carnac_> that's what I said
[17:21] <@Carnac_> a redneck
[17:21] <htns> no
[17:21] <htns> redneck < TEXAN
[17:21] <@Carnac_> thx for agreeing with me
[17:21] <+YuMMie> Redneck = TEXAN
[17:21] <htns> NO
[17:21] <htns> TEXAN >>> redneck
[17:21] <@Carnac_> let's collectively pity him imho
[17:21] <Dreamer`> so htns is a redneck eh
[17:21] <Dreamer`> makes sense
[17:21] <htns> I
[17:21] <htns> AM
[17:21] <htns> A
[17:22] <htns> TEXAN



Streetnames wtf lol.

[19:26] <+Quint> are you up for a game?
[19:27] * @Nyovne spanks Quint's ass and calls him charlie
[19:29] <+Quint> HARDER
[19:29] <+Quint> GIVE ME STREETNAMES
[19:29] * @Nyovne beats Quint to death with an 18 inch black rubber cock
[19:29] <+Quint> Dude what the fck lol


ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
March 04 2009 17:52 GMT
#1366
Foiled yet another plan for norwegian world domination.

18:48 crizpeh: I have a plan to get rich
18:48 crizpeh: im gonna make imdb.net
18:48 crizpeh: internet music database
18:48 crizpeh: with ratings, blackjack and hookers
18:49 crizpeh: and the brilliant part
18:49 crizpeh: is that a lot of the hits on the website will consist of people who wants to visit imdb.com
18:49 crizpeh: but misstyped it
18:49 crizpeh: im gonna get rich on adds
18:50 meh--: imdb.com owns .net. It redirects to .com
18:50 crizpeh: god damn it
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
March 04 2009 18:23 GMT
#1367
On March 05 2009 02:52 Nyovne wrote:
Foiled yet another plan for norwegian world domination.

18:48 crizpeh: I have a plan to get rich
18:48 crizpeh: im gonna make imdb.net
18:48 crizpeh: internet music database
18:48 crizpeh: with ratings, blackjack and hookers
18:49 crizpeh: and the brilliant part
18:49 crizpeh: is that a lot of the hits on the website will consist of people who wants to visit imdb.com
18:49 crizpeh: but misstyped it
18:49 crizpeh: im gonna get rich on adds
18:50 meh--: imdb.com owns .net. It redirects to .com
18:50 crizpeh: god damn it

Hahahaha...that's actually a tragic plot.
Super serious.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
March 07 2009 23:45 GMT
#1368
[18:43] <Brian_> i do not brag about how many women ive had sex with
[18:43] <Brian_> mostly cause ive never bothered to count
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
March 08 2009 16:41 GMT
#1369
17:33 Autloyse: I'd like Bisu more if he didn't remind me of shy, cocky, annoying ass kids I've known in the past.
17:33 Autloyse: which he likely is.
17:36 Autloyse: So, I watched an episode of Naruto on Hulu, because it was there, and I was bored.
17:36 Autloyse: I'm now addicted.
17:36 Ilvy: great you call a korean guy cocky and annoying while you watch kidsfilms


Owned.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
March 13 2009 18:43 GMT
#1370
[19:37] <+Moltkewarding> Poker has to be the worst career imaginable
[19:37] <+Moltkewarding> I tried it
[19:38] <+Moltkewarding> My back hurt from sitting like a zombie
[19:38] <+Moltkewarding> clicking fold, fold, fold
[19:38] <+Quint> reminds me of starcraft
[19:39] <+Moltkewarding> Starcraft is a little more active, but I have no mind to perfect my game
[19:39] <+Moltkewarding> Professional Starcraft sounds almost as bad
[19:40] <+Moltkewarding> Such menial repetition must orientalize one's mind eventually

Hahahaha classic.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
March 13 2009 18:47 GMT
#1371
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> and on the way back it feels like someone spilled beer on my back
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> i ignore it and keep walking
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> then when im there i turn around
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> and i see there's puke all over the back of my pants
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> someone ninja puked me as i walked by
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 13 2009 19:23 GMT
#1372
On March 14 2009 03:47 Nyovne wrote:
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> and on the way back it feels like someone spilled beer on my back
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> i ignore it and keep walking
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> then when im there i turn around
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> and i see there's puke all over the back of my pants
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> someone ninja puked me as i walked by



LOL

so typical
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1850 Posts
March 13 2009 19:26 GMT
#1373
On March 14 2009 03:47 Nyovne wrote:
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> and on the way back it feels like someone spilled beer on my back
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> i ignore it and keep walking
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> then when im there i turn around
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> and i see there's puke all over the back of my pants
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> someone ninja puked me as i walked by


Wow. What a ninja.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
March 13 2009 19:58 GMT
#1374
L4D Boomer attack!!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
March 13 2009 20:14 GMT
#1375
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Abydos1
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States832 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-11 12:05:41
March 14 2009 22:53 GMT
#1376

[18:51] WiNNinG: Just came!
[18:51] WiNNinG: in 20 mins!
[18:51] WiNNinG: he beat the traker


Referring to his dominoes pizza
"...perhaps the greatest joy possible in Starcraft, being accused of being a maphacker" - Day[9]
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
March 16 2009 01:05 GMT
#1377
[02:02] <+funkie> you've been one of the coolest guys to me in IRC
[02:02] <+funkie> you're truly one hell of an awesome mother fucker
[02:02] <+funkie> god bless your mother's pussy.

I lolled haha.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 16 2009 01:18 GMT
#1378
Lmao thats amazing
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 20 2009 09:39 GMT
#1379
<bisu_fanboy> breaking news: fantasy decided to turn up after all
Peace~
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
April 02 2009 11:34 GMT
#1380
«22:31:30» {Lomowned_} im not in denial your in denial
«22:32:00» {Lomowned_} wtf is rock doing
«22:32:35» {Avi-love} losing?
«22:32:49» {Pholon} *wtf is rock cooking
«22:33:36» « mode » {pachi`brb} sets {+v Pholon}
Moderatorpachi fanclub http://goto.tl/6DI9 。◕‿◕。
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