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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 02 2009 14:32 GMT
#1341
On February 02 2009 21:31 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 02 2009 11:36 fanatacist wrote:
On February 02 2009 10:33 micronesia wrote:
On February 02 2009 09:37 fanatacist wrote:
Micronesia, joke dissector and destroyed of comedy via analysis, strikes again.

You should PM me a picture of yourself so I can make an MS paint of that.

This isn't one of those situations. I'm merely pointing out that it's wrong to constantly refer to someone as being Mexican for no reason. It's not like I complained the first one or two (or ten) times it happened... but it's ridiculous (proper usage for a change).

You should PM me a picture anyways lol.

Don't he'll pull a jared and masturbate to it like he did to Decafs pic.

Its a trap!!

I already have your pictures which is enough material for a few years at least <3
Peace~
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
February 02 2009 21:26 GMT
#1342
On February 01 2009 05:40 intrigue wrote:
[15:13:04] SoYuKKUSENMAN: 1:2 = 33%
[15:13:06] SoYuKKUSENMAN: right?
[15:14:27] BlueLaguna: 1:2 = 1/2
[15:25:59] @intrigue_: [15:14:27] <BlueLaguna> 1:2 = 1/2
[15:26:00] @intrigue_: rofl
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: hey intrigue
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: intrigue_
[15:31:45] BlueLaguna: read this
[15:31:50] BlueLaguna: and enlighten yourself
[15:31:53] BlueLaguna: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio

he links me to wikipedia
HE LINKS ME TO WIKIPEDIA lmfao



actually, if he meant odds, as in, your odds are one to two, then Soyu is right. 1/3 he wins, 2/3 he loses.

for every time i win, you win twice.

thats 33%.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
February 02 2009 21:41 GMT
#1343
Yeah I think everyone (except Cloud) agreed on that.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5758 Posts
February 02 2009 22:24 GMT
#1344
haha thats funny! poor cloud...
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
February 02 2009 23:52 GMT
#1345
On February 01 2009 05:40 intrigue wrote:
[15:13:04] SoYuKKUSENMAN: 1:2 = 33%
[15:13:06] SoYuKKUSENMAN: right?
[15:14:27] BlueLaguna: 1:2 = 1/2
[15:25:59] @intrigue_: [15:14:27] 1:2 = 1/2
[15:26:00] @intrigue_: rofl
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: hey intrigue
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: intrigue_
[15:31:45] BlueLaguna: read this
[15:31:50] BlueLaguna: and enlighten yourself
[15:31:53] BlueLaguna: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio

he links me to wikipedia
HE LINKS ME TO WIKIPEDIA lmfao

LOL
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
February 03 2009 00:02 GMT
#1346
On February 02 2009 21:31 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 02 2009 11:36 fanatacist wrote:
On February 02 2009 10:33 micronesia wrote:
On February 02 2009 09:37 fanatacist wrote:
Micronesia, joke dissector and destroyed of comedy via analysis, strikes again.

You should PM me a picture of yourself so I can make an MS paint of that.

This isn't one of those situations. I'm merely pointing out that it's wrong to constantly refer to someone as being Mexican for no reason. It's not like I complained the first one or two (or ten) times it happened... but it's ridiculous (proper usage for a change).

You should PM me a picture anyways lol.

Don't he'll pull a jared and masturbate to it like he did to Decafs pic.

Its a trap!!

I think he did that with my picture too
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
February 03 2009 00:10 GMT
#1347
oh i started referring to him as 'mexican' again because his country on TL is now 'Sexico.' his own fault!
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
February 14 2009 00:07 GMT
#1348
[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> anyone into beast?
[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> my dog just went into heat

[20:56] <+Xiberia> you sure have a lot of hentai games saya
[20:56] <orb> those are all hentai games?
[20:56] <orb> jeez
[20:57] <+SayaSP> yeah but
[20:57] <+SayaSP> people misunderstand most of the time
[20:57] <+SayaSP> say like a game is like 20 hours
[20:57] <+SayaSP> 30 min of that is erotic shit
[20:57] <+SayaSP> and the rest is actual story

[21:20] <+littlechava> SayaSP
[21:20] <+littlechava> you're always on my overmind baby
[21:20] <orb> haha
[21:20] * +SayaSP walls in
[21:20] <orb> lolz

[21:21] <+littlechava> do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
February 14 2009 00:23 GMT
#1349
[01:09] <DEVELOPERS> hey chava wanna play?
[01:10] <+littlechava> sure
[01:12] <DEVELOPERS> wait sorry i just found out i'm pregnant bbl
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> my friend dodged me once by saying a hacker named Exidus was attacking his computer
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> and he needed to defend his computer in real-time
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> Made me imagine him fighting some dude on the tron lightcycles
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-14 01:05:15
February 14 2009 00:47 GMT
#1350
Obligatory NeverGG quote:

[01:42] <@Nyovne> fuck ogn
[01:42] <+NeverGG> NYO
[01:42] <+NeverGG> you went there
[01:42] <+NeverGG> ...............
[01:42] * +NeverGG tackles Nyo
[01:42] <+NeverGG> RAWRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[01:44] <+NeverGG> Don't fuck ogn
[01:44] <@Nyovne> no tnx
[01:44] <@Nyovne> im leaving the groupwork to you
[01:44] <@Nyovne> ZING
[01:44] <+NeverGG> hahaha
[01:44] <+NeverGG> I told you - I've only ever done three gamers at once

Zing zing skeet skeet baby.


lol so random it made me lol:

[02:02] <KongJon> where the fuck is my mouse...
[02:03] * @Nyovne points at the cat
[02:03] <DEVELOPERS> i ate it
[02:03] <+keit> did you look under your bed
[02:03] <@Nyovne> did you look in your hand
[02:03] <+keit> did you look between your legs
[02:03] <Abydos1> did you try following the cord from the back of the computer?
[02:03] <+keit> !
[02:03] <+keit> that was a great idea
[02:03] <+keit> what if it leads back to the input though?
[02:04] <+keit> it will be surreal
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
February 18 2009 14:47 GMT
#1351
Good story from crizpy ^^

15:22:Crizpy: cops raided our mailbox today
15:22 Nyovne: ;o
15:23 Crizpy: we ordered some weed like half a year ago
15:23 Nyovne: lol
15:23 Crizpy: that we never got
15:23 Nyovne: canadian stuff
15:23 Nyovne: that story
15:23 Crizpy: and now theyre checking it out
15:23 Crizpy: yeah
15:23 Crizpy: 6 months later
15:23 Nyovne: hahaha
15:23 Crizpy: how stupid is that
15:23 Nyovne: norways finest
15:23 Crizpy: haha
15:23 Crizpy: when we asked them what they did, they just said it was a rutine check
15:23 Crizpy: of a mailbox?
15:23 Nyovne: invasion of privacy actually without a warrant
15:23 Crizpy: haha
15:24 vGl-CoW: lol
15:24 vGl-CoW: were they hoping to open your mailbox and find a shitload of weed in there
15:24 vGl-CoW: like you wouldnt take it out when you got it
15:25 Crizpy: thing is, we ordered it in a fake name, and when they asked the name of all the guys who lived in that appartment and we told them
15:25 Crizpy: they were like
15:25 Crizpy: "oh fuck sorry "
15:25 Crizpy: haha
15:25 Nyovne: hahahaha
15:25 Nyovne: nice one
15:26 vGl-CoW: owned
15:26 Crizpy: yeah we had a good laugh
15:26 Crizpy: was epic moment


ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
February 18 2009 14:49 GMT
#1352
On February 14 2009 09:23 Nyovne wrote:
[01:09] <DEVELOPERS> hey chava wanna play?
[01:10] <+littlechava> sure
[01:12] <DEVELOPERS> wait sorry i just found out i'm pregnant bbl
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> my friend dodged me once by saying a hacker named Exidus was attacking his computer
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> and he needed to defend his computer in real-time
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> Made me imagine him fighting some dude on the tron lightcycles

LOL.
Super serious.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 15:11:04
February 18 2009 15:08 GMT
#1353
On February 18 2009 23:49 Centric wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 14 2009 09:23 Nyovne wrote:
[01:09] <DEVELOPERS> hey chava wanna play?
[01:10] <+littlechava> sure
[01:12] <DEVELOPERS> wait sorry i just found out i'm pregnant bbl
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> my friend dodged me once by saying a hacker named Exidus was attacking his computer
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> and he needed to defend his computer in real-time
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> Made me imagine him fighting some dude on the tron lightcycles

LOL.


http://tron.wikia.com/wiki/Lightcycle

and the webgame:

http://www.fltron.com/index_flash.html

LOCKED IN MORTAL CYBERCOMBAT:

[image loading]


[image loading]


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6184 Posts
February 18 2009 15:28 GMT
#1354
On February 01 2009 05:40 intrigue wrote:
[15:13:04] SoYuKKUSENMAN: 1:2 = 33%
[15:13:06] SoYuKKUSENMAN: right?
[15:14:27] BlueLaguna: 1:2 = 1/2
[15:25:59] @intrigue_: [15:14:27] <BlueLaguna> 1:2 = 1/2
[15:26:00] @intrigue_: rofl
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: hey intrigue
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: intrigue_
[15:31:45] BlueLaguna: read this
[15:31:50] BlueLaguna: and enlighten yourself
[15:31:53] BlueLaguna: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio

he links me to wikipedia
HE LINKS ME TO WIKIPEDIA lmfao


BlueLaguna is right if you are talking about math, otherwise, 1:2 has no official meaning other than in map scales.
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
February 18 2009 15:58 GMT
#1355
On February 01 2009 05:40 intrigue wrote:
[15:13:04] SoYuKKUSENMAN: 1:2 = 33%
[15:13:06] SoYuKKUSENMAN: right?
[15:14:27] BlueLaguna: 1:2 = 1/2
[15:25:59] @intrigue_: [15:14:27] <BlueLaguna> 1:2 = 1/2
[15:26:00] @intrigue_: rofl
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: hey intrigue
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: intrigue_
[15:31:45] BlueLaguna: read this
[15:31:50] BlueLaguna: and enlighten yourself
[15:31:53] BlueLaguna: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio

he links me to wikipedia
HE LINKS ME TO WIKIPEDIA lmfao

Rofl, nice one.
Humans are weak, instead of THINKING when we get called out we just quickly come up with some shit to defend ourselves. Wikipedia rofl
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 16:53:18
February 18 2009 16:45 GMT
#1356
if someone who wasn't on IRC at the time can guess the context in which the next comment was made, kudos2u :D.

[17:42] @vGl-CoW: "OVER THE LINE!!" - me


Oh lemon :D, where is neverGG or strafe when you need them.

[17:51] Lemonwalrus: I can either be gay or a pedophile, but not both, NEVER both


(on that subject matter.. STRAFE WHERE ART THOU????? Don't tell me you're actually working for a living in Spain now.)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 17:48:49
February 18 2009 17:46 GMT
#1357
On February 19 2009 01:45 Nyovne wrote:



(on that subject matter.. STRAFE WHERE ART THOU????? Don't tell me you're actually working for a living in Spain now.)


He's harassing me about me sister, that's where he is.




Robbie says:
when will your sister visit me
Robbie says:
for some hot sex?
Stars! says:
idk?
Stars! says:
lol
Stars! says:
i thought you were gay
Stars! says:
>.>
Robbie says:
we agreed on a strapon
Stars! says:
or a black rubber fist?
Stars! says:
O_o
Robbie says:
that's also nice
Robbie says:
i am all kinky like that
Stars! says:
oh so im guessing shes going to be the man in the sex
Robbie says:
yes sir
Robbie says:
when is she coming?
(LATER ON IN THE CONVO)
Robbie says:
only if you get your sister to bounce on my dick
Life?
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 17:56:47
February 18 2009 17:56 GMT
#1358
Ah Eyeliner boy, so this is your new account! :D. And I didnt even know for 246 posts, sick.

At least Rob hasn't changed a bit, phew. The only reason he isn't harassing me on MSN is cause I don't have a sister keke.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
February 18 2009 17:58 GMT
#1359
On February 19 2009 02:56 Nyovne wrote:
Ah Eyeliner boy, so this is your new account! :D. And I didnt even know for 246 posts, sick.

At least Rob hasn't changed a bit, phew. The only reason he isn't harassing me on MSN is cause I don't have a sister keke.


Lol if you had read my blogs you would of figured it out 100 post back ;P.... Well he's never changed since like the five years i've known him lol.
Life?
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8093 Posts
February 22 2009 11:01 GMT
#1360
<@NeverGG> oh ok nyo
<@NeverGG> you can rape me any time
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
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