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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
January 11 2009 16:38 GMT
#1301
Haha moltke remarks always get milked till theyre dry and then some even when theyre not even half funny when someone else makes them.

Terrible but oh so good hahaha.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
January 11 2009 16:50 GMT
#1302
Come to think of it, that latest thing I quoted is an insanely insider joke and I bet most people don't even get a bit of it if they don't know moltke's quote/post history from earlier on these forums and IRC (most of it is in this thread as well ^^).
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
January 11 2009 17:25 GMT
#1303
you are so cool Nyovne
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
January 11 2009 17:27 GMT
#1304
LOL but golden if you do :D
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
January 11 2009 20:16 GMT
#1305
<TW_WiNNinG_54> y dont they release spoiler
+ Show Spoiler [liquibition spoiler] +
<robot> spoiler: jf wins
<TW_WiNNinG_54> nO! i didnt wanna know

LOL
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-12 11:05:52
January 12 2009 11:05 GMT
#1306
+ Show Spoiler +
<fasfsaf> that map sucks for pvt
<haiku> DID FLASH HAVE A COLD AGAIN?
<Wiji> wow flash looks like his mom died
<Dyno|> high fiving boxer is better than sex
<iNuTeRo> heh
<SKT-FanaBatHero> those high fives
<SKT-FanaBatHero> are so loud
<@Carnac_> lol
<iNuTeRo> BISUUUUUUU
<@Carnac_> he hurt boxers hand
<orb> hahahah
<@Carnac_> when high 5ing
<berler> bisu is such a pimp
<iNuTeRo> flash morose
<fearus> bisu was like.. this is madnes... this is MEDUSAAAAAAAAA


EDIT: Spoiler'd ASAP sorry.
Peace~
ChaoSbringer
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia1382 Posts
January 15 2009 09:36 GMT
#1307
<LeperKahn> currently this is being broadcasted on ogn via this MMS link: mms://liveongame.gscdn.com/L1
<Mindgames> magma is so weird looking
<PsyonicSavior> acorns!!
<LeperKahn> wait
<LeperKahn> wtf!?!
<meh--> This is on mbc.
<ChaoSbringer> lol
<ChaoSbringer> msl on OGN?
<LeperKahn> it showed bisu + savior faces
<ChaoSbringer> That makes perfect sense
<LeperKahn> I'm lying
<LeperKahn> it is wrong
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-15 14:23:36
January 15 2009 14:22 GMT
#1308
15:19 Lee-Scara-Jay im dodging gtr
15:19 Lee-Scara-Jay dont tell him
15:20 *** Lee-Scara-Jay was kicked by GeeGeeTeeArr ([01:20] <Nyovne> " dodge this ")


Never pass up on a chance to correctly use a matrix quote, <3 GTR :D
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
January 17 2009 12:28 GMT
#1309
<NeverGG> see the thing is there are only certain things you can do with a gamer alone - you need 2 or 3 for it to really get fun.

<NeverGG> But it's hard to handle 3 gamers at once - I've done it a few times.


wat
Hates Fun🤔
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8091 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-17 12:30:56
January 17 2009 12:29 GMT
#1310
On January 15 2009 23:22 Nyovne wrote:
15:19 Lee-Scara-Jay im dodging gtr
15:19 Lee-Scara-Jay dont tell him
15:20 *** Lee-Scara-Jay was kicked by GeeGeeTeeArr ([01:20] <Nyovne> " dodge this ")


Never pass up on a chance to correctly use a matrix quote, <3 GTR :D

Hahaha that was so good, i didnt dodge but i lost 0-8 ((((((((((((((((((

anyways more nevergg halraity
<NeverGG> see the thing is there are only certain things you can do with a gamer alone - you need 2 or 3 for it to really get fun.
<NeverGG> But it's hard to handle 3 gamers at once - I've done it a few times.

gg papel
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
January 17 2009 13:12 GMT
#1311
So dirty.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
iLoveKT
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Philippines3615 Posts
January 17 2009 14:18 GMT
#1312
i am a witness to that...
Woo Jung Ho
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
January 17 2009 14:57 GMT
#1313
On January 17 2009 21:28 paper wrote:
<NeverGG> see the thing is there are only certain things you can do with a gamer alone - you need 2 or 3 for it to really get fun.

<NeverGG> But it's hard to handle 3 gamers at once - I've done it a few times.


wat

bwahahah
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 17 2009 15:24 GMT
#1314
On January 17 2009 23:57 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2009 21:28 paper wrote:
<NeverGG> see the thing is there are only certain things you can do with a gamer alone - you need 2 or 3 for it to really get fun.

<NeverGG> But it's hard to handle 3 gamers at once - I've done it a few times.


wat

bwahahah


nevergg... hahaha.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
January 17 2009 16:31 GMT
#1315
On January 17 2009 21:29 Scaramanga wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2009 23:22 Nyovne wrote:
15:19 Lee-Scara-Jay im dodging gtr
15:19 Lee-Scara-Jay dont tell him
15:20 *** Lee-Scara-Jay was kicked by GeeGeeTeeArr ([01:20] <Nyovne> " dodge this ")


Never pass up on a chance to correctly use a matrix quote, <3 GTR :D

Hahaha that was so good, i didnt dodge but i lost 0-8 ((((((((((((((((((

anyways more nevergg halraity
<NeverGG> see the thing is there are only certain things you can do with a gamer alone - you need 2 or 3 for it to really get fun.
<NeverGG> But it's hard to handle 3 gamers at once - I've done it a few times.

gg papel

You lost to gtr 0-8???!!!!
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
January 17 2009 17:12 GMT
#1316
No worries Ilikestarcraft, we we were all shocked beyond belief on IRC when we found out that he could actually tie his own shoelaces so this didn't really come as a surprise after that.

Scara -.- <3
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
January 17 2009 18:53 GMT
#1317
On January 18 2009 01:31 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2009 21:29 Scaramanga wrote:
On January 15 2009 23:22 Nyovne wrote:
15:19 Lee-Scara-Jay im dodging gtr
15:19 Lee-Scara-Jay dont tell him
15:20 *** Lee-Scara-Jay was kicked by GeeGeeTeeArr ([01:20] <Nyovne> " dodge this ")


Never pass up on a chance to correctly use a matrix quote, <3 GTR :D

Hahaha that was so good, i didnt dodge but i lost 0-8 ((((((((((((((((((

anyways more nevergg halraity
<NeverGG> see the thing is there are only certain things you can do with a gamer alone - you need 2 or 3 for it to really get fun.
<NeverGG> But it's hard to handle 3 gamers at once - I've done it a few times.

gg papel

You lost to gtr 0-8???!!!!


IN SC? WTF?
^-^
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
January 18 2009 09:05 GMT
#1318
When watching the silly GOM intro with the two players staring at each other:

[01:02] <GeeTeeArr[FlY]> LOL
[01:02] <GeeTeeArr[FlY]> THEY ARE SO AWKWARD
[01:02] <Realpenguin> ROFL
[01:02] <Skodmunk> yeeee
[01:02] <Realpenguin> PIMP
[01:02] <GeeTeeArr[FlY]> looking at eachother
[01:02] <Realpenguin> HOT 1 ON 1 PROGAMER ACTION
[01:02] * Trives (~None@bas1-toronto08-1279487037.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #teamliquid
[01:02] <jodogohoo> WOW
[01:02] <Origami> Ahahahahhaha
[01:02] <jodogohoo> TRHIS IS FUCKING BAD ASS
[01:02] <Realpenguin> AHAHAHAH
[01:02] <ShadowDrgn> bisu blinked!
[01:02] <Ichigo1234551> is there still english commentary???
[01:02] <jodogohoo> WHAT THE FUCK
[01:02] <jodogohoo> MY DAD CAME IN AND THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING PORN

[01:02] <Ichigo1234551> LOL
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
January 21 2009 18:34 GMT
#1319
<Moltke> but once we were a self-confident, virile people, who swept aside millions of orientals with one sweep of the civilized sword
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
January 21 2009 19:10 GMT
#1320
should replace the second sweep with swing or whiff
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
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