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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 29 2008 22:52 GMT
#1281
(20:51:44) (GearitUP) gaurds > ults
(20:51:49) —› join: (nataziel) (~aerofuel@142.57.87.203.static.qld.chariot.net.au)
(20:51:56) (GearitUP) gaurdian armor makes ults do 0 damage ^^
(20:52:01) (@IntoTheWow) Erm
(20:52:02) (Spenguin) lolol
(20:52:04) (+yubee) guardians fly dude
(20:52:05) (LeperKahn) ...
(20:52:06) (@IntoTheWow) LOL
(20:52:08) (GearitUP) lol
(20:52:08) (ArC_man) lmao
(20:52:09) (Khos) lolwhat
Moderator<:3-/-<
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
December 30 2008 00:16 GMT
#1282
On December 30 2008 00:29 Scaramanga wrote:
<+Lee-Scara-Jay> you what
<+Lee-Scara-Jay> got on your knees
<+Lee-Scara-Jay> for canata
<@nevergg_> lol multiple times
<@nevergg_> for the whole skt1 team tonight


Next time you say something filthy about Sair I will put it here. Believe it. ^_~
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
January 02 2009 13:50 GMT
#1283
[14:45] <@Langley> lol
[14:45] <@Langley> artosis gf is nevergg?
[14:46] <@Langley> rofl man
[14:46] <@Langley> two TLies dating is like WINCEST

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
January 02 2009 14:16 GMT
#1284
Time to break the rule:


[15:07] * mrs_backho (~never_gg@218.39.124.73) has joined #teamliquid
[15:07] * mrs_backho is now known as never_gg
[15:07] <@Nyovne> mrs_artosis
[15:07] <@Nyovne> hi
[15:07] <never_gg> rofl
[15:07] <never_gg> I just saw the blog
[[b]15:07] <@Nyovne> I couldnt resist
[15:10] <@never_gg> I wasn't expecting anyone to care enough to blog it lol
[15:10] <@KizZBG> lol
[15:11] <@Langley> imagine little Artokids running around
[15:11] <@never_gg> Anyway, my personal life aside.....
[15:12] <@never_gg> OSL sucked and yet was awesome at the same time.
[15:12] <@Nyovne> kinda like you with artosis
[15:12] <@never_gg> STFU.
[15:12] <@Nyovne> haahhaha 2ease
[15:12] <@Langley> hahahaha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
January 02 2009 14:20 GMT
#1285
I <3 you
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
January 02 2009 15:09 GMT
#1286
rofl, nice work!
u gotta sk8
triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
January 02 2009 16:54 GMT
#1287
Omg, that wins this thread.

LOLOL
Also known as waterfall / w4terfall
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
January 05 2009 04:40 GMT
#1288
<geobie> what if they fire lilsusie and hire you to replace her
<geobie> would that make you sad?
<Peanut_> um yes
<Peanut_> i would not want to replace little susie
<Peanut_> lilsusie
<geobie> what if lilsusie sucks at commentating
<geobie> would that make you want to replace her?
<HeartoftheSole> ;p spirit
<Peanut_> no, not particularly
<HeartoftheSole> can you cook as well as i can?
<SpiritoftheTunA> what? cook?
<geobie>
<yubee> peanut
<SpiritoftheTunA> who said anything about food
<HeartoftheSole> lawl
<yubee> does the idea of thousands of sweaty men drooling over you
<HeartoftheSole> starving people typically need food
<HeartoftheSole> to live
<yubee> make you want to be a commentator
<SpiritoftheTunA> oh i was just gonna send her like stuffed animals
<Peanut_> not particularly
<HeartoftheSole> haha
<Peanut_> and who said i was gonna be a commentator?
<SonuvBob> it does for chill ub
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-07 14:14:56
January 07 2009 13:04 GMT
#1289
removed
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
January 07 2009 13:13 GMT
#1290
so not funny =[
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Alventenie
Profile Joined July 2007
United States2147 Posts
January 07 2009 13:41 GMT
#1291
imo best part of that was Naib throwing around a big trout. If only he did that in dota!
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
January 07 2009 13:43 GMT
#1292
Not every quote about Artosis/Nevergg is funny guys...
Chains none
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
January 07 2009 14:06 GMT
#1293
On January 07 2009 22:43 LordWeird wrote:
Not every quote about Artosis/Nevergg is funny guys...


oh but it is! it really is!
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
frankbg
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada335 Posts
January 07 2009 14:09 GMT
#1294
yeah imo you guys are pushing it a bit, anyways, i dont know nevergg or Artosis personally but if I was in their shoes it'd become lame quite fast.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
January 07 2009 14:42 GMT
#1295
On January 07 2009 23:09 frankbg wrote:
yeah imo you guys are pushing it a bit, anyways, i dont know nevergg or Artosis personally but if I was in their shoes it'd become lame quite fast.


obviously I was pushing it a bit since I just got yelled at for posting that. instead of kindly asking for it's removal, it seems that getting angry is the way people chose to go.

anyway, it's gone and I just want to add I didn't know it was such a big deal for artosis and nevergg. (the joke was in the pun at the end)
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
January 07 2009 14:48 GMT
#1296
On January 07 2009 23:42 SnowFalling wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2009 23:09 frankbg wrote:
yeah imo you guys are pushing it a bit, anyways, i dont know nevergg or Artosis personally but if I was in their shoes it'd become lame quite fast.


obviously I was pushing it a bit since I just got yelled at for posting that. instead of kindly asking for it's removal, it seems that getting angry is the way people chose to go.

anyway, it's gone and I just want to add I didn't know it was such a big deal for artosis and nevergg. (the joke was in the pun at the end)

what are you saying

no one got mad
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
January 07 2009 15:05 GMT
#1297
i got really mad
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-07 16:24:17
January 07 2009 16:11 GMT
#1298
edit.
nevermind don't wanna start something up. sorry to nevergg and artosis for that quote
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-11 16:32:47
January 11 2009 16:30 GMT
#1299
ALL HAIL MOLTKE! <3


17:16 Nyovne: Sup moltke
17:16 Nyovne: hows life in the institution
17:16 fanta[Rn]: How is it going Big M?
17:16 fanta[Rn]: lol
17:16 Moltke: My face is badly damaged
17:16 Nyovne: how come moltke
17:16 Nyovne: did this involve the instructing of a female housemate again
17:16 Moltke: Must be an allergy
17:16 KizZBG: o_O
17:16 Nyovne: wait how does your face sustain damage from an allergy
17:16 Nyovne: and to what would it be
17:17 Moltke: Rashes broke out all over
17:17 Nyovne: plan of action??
17:17 Nyovne: wait
17:17 Nyovne: did you make out with cpt obvious?
17:17 fanta[Rn]: lol
17:22 Moltke: Ow I douse my face with vinegar, and it stings
17:22 Nyovne: wait, do you regularly douse your face in random household liquids
17:22 Nyovne: this might explain the rashes??
17:22 Moltke: I probably have an allergy to my jacket
17:22 Moltke: so it's probably made in China

17:28 Moltke Damn
17:29 Moltke Even on the internet German humour is uncreative

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-11 16:38:44
January 11 2009 16:37 GMT
#1300
<Kerotan> wow you guys are all over moltke like a rash. (excuse the pun.)
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