EPTFunny Quotes from TL's IRC Channel? - Page 64
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On December 23 2008 18:29 pachi wrote: «20:29:05» {@GT} god «20:29:08» {@GT} you are all so demanding «20:29:09» {@GT} yet never give back HAHHAHAHHAHA | ||
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Nyovne
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[18:33] <+yubee> middle aged woman at my work [18:33] <+yubee> and i stepped on an ice cube and it made a crunch [18:33] <+yubee> and she was like [18:33] <+yubee> OH WOW WHAT CRUNCHED?!? [18:33] <+yubee> so i said "oh i stepped on an ice cube" [18:33] <+yubee> and she was like "ice ice baby dununununu" [18:33] <@vGl-RaGe> she wants you [18:33] <+yubee> and i literally stopped and turned 180 degrees in disbelief [18:33] <+yubee> and she said [18:33] <+yubee> "stop collaborate and listen" [18:34] <+yubee> right in my face [18:34] <+yubee> it was like she was asking me to sock her in the stomach [18:34] <@vGl-RaGe> she totally digs you man [18:34] <+yubee> i was thinking about this last night [18:34] <+yubee> if the opportunity arises [18:34] <@vGl-RaGe> protip: middle aged women dont mind big noses [18:34] <+yubee> should i fuck my boss? [18:34] <+yubee> cause gilbert fucked her for like 2 years and he makes 25 bucks an hour [18:34] <@vGl-RaGe> LOL [18:35] <+yubee> i hope by making me full time [18:35] <+yubee> she doesn't expect me to fuck her [18:35] <+yubee> i really hope she's pretty fat [18:36] <+yubee> i mean [18:36] <+yubee> err [18:36] <+yubee> nothing wrong with being a little thick [18:36] <+yubee> but i'm no elephant hunter [18:36] <@vGl-RaGe> LOL | ||
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[18:41] <+yubee> yeah i thought she was dateable for a little while [18:41] <+yubee> until i realized [18:41] <+yubee> she's a lunatic [[18:41] <@vGl-RaGe> how nuts? [18:42] <+yubee> first day she trained me [18:42] <+yubee> she told me she threw a cinder block at someone's car [18:42] <+yubee> 8 times [18:42] <@vGl-RaGe> LOL [18:42] <@vGl-RaGe> wow [18:42] <@Langley> lol [18:42] <+yubee> and only got arrested and charged for 3 [18:42] <+yubee> that is how nuts [18:42] <@vGl-RaGe> not the girl you want to dump [18:42] <+yubee> exactly [18:42] <@vGl-RaGe> YOU FEEL ME? [18:42] <+yubee> EXACTLY [18:42] <+yubee> so now when she's at work [18:42] <+yubee> it's all right cause she's fun and v. hot [18:43] <+yubee> but it's also a drag cause she's too crazy to hit on so the whole time she just tells me i need more confidence [18:43] <+yubee> everybody tells me i have confidence issues [18:43] <@vGl-RaGe> are they all middle aged [18:43] <+yubee> no they're mostly my age [18:43] <Delerium> yubee this is the best story i've ever heard [18:43] <+yubee> does anyone else always hear they have confidence issues [18:43] <@vGl-RaGe> nope [18:43] <+yubee> fuck u faggots if i stand up straight i hit my head on the shelves [18:43] <+yubee> that's why they think i have confidence issues [18:43] <Delerium> i suspect only people with confidence issues hear that a lot [18:43] <+yubee> hahaha To help elaborate on this, yubee has a chart about his women at work: ![[image loading]](http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4711/slimpickins2mb3.jpg) | ||
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Cranefly
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On December 23 2008 18:29 pachi wrote: «20:29:05» {@GT} god «20:29:08» {@GT} you are all so demanding «20:29:09» {@GT} yet never give back i don't understand^^ can someone explain? | ||
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fanta[Rn]
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<Lee-Scara-Jay> haha <@Nyovne> your dead before sundown <@Nyovne> nigga <Lee-Scara-Jay> nigg-a <@Nyovne> Death by Cinderblock #9 | ||
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Nyovne
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[18:58] <+yubee> www.iccup.com [18:58] <+Jathin> good luck with that [18:58] <+Jathin> iccup admins would rather shove fingers up their asses [[18:58] <+yubee> i've never had any problems with the iccup admins [18:59] <+Jathin> yeah yubee [18:59] <+Jathin> maybe cuz you are more popular than me [18:59] <+yubee> of course it is [18:59] <+Jathin> just kidding you're a nobody [18:59] <+yubee> damn it! [18:59] <+Jathin> and I'm a somebody [18:59] <+Jathin> I'm huge on the internet [18:59] <+yubee> whatever man [18:59] <+yubee> i made crotchmaster YUBEE DROPPIN' BEATS | ||
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<{ToT}Twisted> hmm <{ToT}Twisted> don't you get aroused <{ToT}Twisted> wiht the thought of nyovne being rock hard? <{ToT}Twisted> cuz <{ToT}Twisted> you know <{ToT}Twisted> i do <{ToT}Twisted> hot hot hot hot <{ToT}Twisted> mak mak <{ToT}Twisted> : < * Nyovne moans suggestively * yubee np: It's Rainin Men * Nyovne moans suggestively * Nyovne moans suggestively * SayaSP has left #teamliquid | ||
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[14:30] <funkie> he's old. [14:30] <funkie> chill is the real deal [14:30] <{ToT}Twisted> my split must be fucked up | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
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<Brian_> i suck at wii blowing | ||
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BloodyC0bbler
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<yubee> gross <BloodyC0bbler> i know <BloodyC0bbler> but its so catchy <BloodyC0bbler> lol <yubee> a girl i dated listened to that <yubee> i tend to hate the music of the girls i date <yubee> why is that <BloodyC0bbler> yubee youve never been on a date <SpiritoftheTunA> because they have terrible taste in music <yubee> then why would they like me... as a musician.... <Lemonwalrus> I agree with tuna <yubee> oh no........... <BloodyC0bbler> lol <SpiritoftheTunA> horrible realiziation <yubee> CLICK <BloodyC0bbler> hahaha <yubee> LIGHT BULB <Peanut_> hahahahahaha <BloodyC0bbler> yubee's world shattered | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
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+ Show Spoiler + BloodyC0bbler> i really hate proleague for getting me addicted to this band =( SpiritoftheTunA> which BloodyC0bbler> anberlin yubee> gross BloodyC0bbler> i know BloodyC0bbler> but its so catchy yubee> a girl i dated listened to that BloodyC0bbler> lol yubee> i tend to hate the music of the girls i date yubee> why is that BloodyC0bbler> yubee youve never been on a date SpiritoftheTunA> because they have terrible taste in music -> KantDaL0 has joined teamliquid Lemonwalrus> I agree with tuna yubee> then why would they like me... as a musician.... yubee> oh no........... BloodyC0bbler> lol SpiritoftheTunA> horrible realiziation yubee> CLICK yubee> LIGHT BULB BloodyC0bbler> hahaha Peanut_> hahahahahaha BloodyC0bbler> yubee's world shattered | ||
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Scaramanga
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<+Lee-Scara-Jay> got on your knees <+Lee-Scara-Jay> for canata <@nevergg_> lol multiple times <@nevergg_> for the whole skt1 team tonight | ||
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