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SlayerS_`HackeR`
Profile Joined November 2008
United States190 Posts
July 11 2009 05:18 GMT
#1561
<NeverGG_> I thought people wanted me to mate with savior?
<Lemonwalrus> like savior or seashield
<Lemonwalrus> ends up being at the top of sc2
<Lemonwalrus> or boxer
<FragKrag> fallen greats?
<konadora> seashield is baller
<FragKrag> sea isn't really a fallen great
<NeverGG_> .........what about forgg?
<Nal_rAwr> mate with idra - > NeverEverGG
- i pwn n00bs -
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 11 2009 06:26 GMT
#1562
--- Nuked ---
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
July 12 2009 00:12 GMT
#1563
LOL
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
SlayerS_`HackeR`
Profile Joined November 2008
United States190 Posts
July 12 2009 04:35 GMT
#1564
On Boxer vs Forgg:

"
<Nickless> when boxer was in airforce he would play every single PL
<vx70GTOJudgexv> if he wins, he's the asshole who beat BoxeR. If he loses, he's the faiulre who lost to BoxeR in 2009"
- i pwn n00bs -
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
July 12 2009 12:49 GMT
#1565
«22:04:01» {+konadora} why is loli a crime
«22:04:11» {+konadora} i don't get it
Moderatorpachi fanclub http://goto.tl/6DI9 。◕‿◕。
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
July 12 2009 15:35 GMT
#1566
^ lol what


[11:30] <Kennigit[5days]> i drive a bmw and make 240k a year
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> is that bragging?
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> i dont think so
[11:31] <Kennigit[5days]> im just stating facts
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-12 17:42:54
July 12 2009 17:42 GMT
#1567
[19:33] <petzergling> nice i got kicked out of my house for playing the showmatch vrs xcetron instead of doing something i needed to do
[19:34] <@Harem> see what you did xcetron
[19:35] <IntoTheWow> lol
[19:39] <@Quint> rofl
[19:40] <@Nyovne> lol
[19:40] <@Nyovne> last laugh etc

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1846 Posts
July 12 2009 18:09 GMT
#1568
On July 13 2009 02:42 Nyovne wrote:
[19:33] <petzergling> nice i got kicked out of my house for playing the showmatch vrs xcetron instead of doing something i needed to do
[19:34] <@Harem> see what you did xcetron
[19:35] <IntoTheWow> lol
[19:39] <@Quint> rofl
[19:40] <@Nyovne> lol
[19:40] <@Nyovne> last laugh etc



HAHAHA

rapeuuuuu
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-12 18:47:22
July 12 2009 18:46 GMT
#1569
Warning: possible progaming spoiler:
+ Show Spoiler +
[14:37] <intrigue_> holy shit effort
[14:37] <intrigue_> oh do people care about spoilers
[14:37] <intrigue_> maybe that was an ambiguous
[14:37] <intrigue_> statement
[14:37] <intrigue_> holy moly jaedong


LOL
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
July 12 2009 23:29 GMT
#1570
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> Osaka 31°C Current: Cloudy Wind: SW at 8 km/h Humidity: 82%
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> that is where I am at right now
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> and it is 8 am
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> my balls are going to be permenantly wrinkled
[01:22] <@Manifesto7> thank god the heritage tournament is on today

No 3rd kid for mani.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1846 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-13 00:19:36
July 13 2009 00:15 GMT
#1571
Pellucidity: LEPERKAHN GET THEM TO SHOUT OUT TO ME ;_;
LeperKahn: um
LeperKahn: wat
Pellucidity: I'm like, the only viewer
Pellucidity: gigglez
LeperKahn: on
LeperKahn: what
Pellucidity: Learn2Zerg
Pellucidity: :<
LeperKahn: um
Pellucidity: COLOURS
Pellucidity: omgosh
LeperKahn: lol it isn't live
LeperKahn: ...
Flicky: Rofl
LeperKahn: LOL
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHA
Pellucidity: ;________;
Pellucidity: whaaat
Pellucidity: How gay
LeperKahn: LO FUCKING L
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHHA
Pellucidity: I thought it was live ;_;

wow what a terribad 500th post
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 13 2009 03:09 GMT
#1572
hahahahahah
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
July 13 2009 03:53 GMT
#1573
On July 12 2009 21:49 pachi wrote:
«22:04:01» {+konadora} why is loli a crime
«22:04:11» {+konadora} i don't get it

Loli [contents] aren't a crime [per se], but transportation of loli goods via USPS can be.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
July 14 2009 00:46 GMT
#1574
[02:43] <@pachi> xcetron is lonely
[02:43] <@pachi> because we banned him
[02:43] <@pachi> and planning on banning him from here
[02:43] <@pachi> in 5...
[02:43] <@pachi> 4...
[02:43] <@pachi> 3...
[02:44] <@pachi> 2
[02:44] * pachi was kicked by XCetron (pachi)
[02:44] <@Nyovne> LOL
[02:44] * XCetron is now known as dkay
[02:44] <@Nyovne> LOL
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
July 16 2009 15:39 GMT
#1575
Wasn't in the IRC but I hope it's good enough:p
17:28 Lovin : Agreed
17:28 disciple : i hope nal ra wins
17:28 disciple : go protoss!
17:28 Lovin : This whole thing screams for a huge comback
17:28 Lovin : Yea there you go, lol
17:29 disciple : nal ra is my second favorite protoss
17:29 disciple : after Bisu of course
17:29 Lovin : I like Reach..
17:29 disciple : who here likes bisu?
17:29 Lovin : Only 2(3) guys looking at the chat
17:30 Lovin : One guy checks in from time to time.. Oh he left so just me and you
17:30 JonsaBoy : Im still here
17:30 disciple : bisu is pretty handsome
17:30 Lovin : ..
17:30 JonsaBoy : just more busy watching tour de france
17:30 Lovin : Are you gay?
17:30 disciple : im not gay or anything but i wish i was a girl sometimes
17:30 Lovin : And why do looks matter?
17:30 disciple : so i could like bisu more
17:30 disciple : once i had a dream about bisu
17:31 disciple : we were playing BW together lol
17:31 Lovin : My fav pro gamer is Flash
17:31 Pitons : i wish i was gay sometimes
17:31 disciple : then he started touching me
17:31 Lovin : If this was in the IRC..
17:31 disciple : lol i hope that doesnt make me gay
17:31 disciple : never had a girlfriend or been laid but i think im straight
17:31 Pitons : im sorry but u gay
17:32 disciple : im kinda short so bisu would be taller than me
17:32 Lovin : If you woke up with a hardon after that dream with Bisu you ought to take the hint
17:32 disciple : i think he would be the man in reationship
17:32 Lovin : If not the toss
17:32 disciple : anyone got any shirtless pics of bisu?
17:32 Lovin : Got one of Hwasin in the OSL intro (I think it was)
17:33 Lovin : Who won? You bastards i wasn't looking
17:33 disciple : only bisu for me
17:33 Pitons : girls are so dumb and naive i sometimes wish i was gay sriously
17:33 Lovin : Well if you're going after the 13yearolds..
17:33 disciple : ok i ll admit it
17:33 JonsaBoy : up magic won i think
17:33 disciple : during that dream i had sex with bisu
17:33 Pitons : girls never change they think by their emotions
17:34 disciple : he gave me a wet dream
17:34 Pitons : and u ejaculated?
17:34 disciple : bisu for bonjwa!
17:34 disciple : yea it was super intense that dream
17:34 Pitons : nice
AKA SuddenSalad
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 16 2009 17:46 GMT
#1576
what
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19137 Posts
July 16 2009 19:46 GMT
#1577
Teh penile warrior says no!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
July 17 2009 04:39 GMT
#1578
I hate quoting myself all the time, but Nyo is not around. They are not that funny anyway.

[13:37] <FragKrag> i dont think you got an obs into his base
[13:37] <FragKrag> at any point
[13:37] <Shauni> he had good turret placement
[13:37] <FragKrag> suicide 2 obs or soemthing
[13:37] <littlechava> solution: 1a2a3a
[13:38] <FragKrag> btw shauni do you upgrade your obs?
[13:38] <MarS_Violet> I hate how people make out that it's as easy as pressing 1a2a3a
[13:38] <MarS_Violet> you have to click in between, too
[13:39] <r3condite> hey 1a2a3a is not taht ez to press eitehr
[13:39] <r3condite> u gotta do it fast
[13:39] <MarS_Violet> yeah like 1 and 3 are pretty far apart depending on your keyboard
[13:39] <MarS_Violet> and in late game you might have to 4a too
[13:39] <r3condite> maybe even 5
[13:39] <MarS_Violet> bringing in all kinds of complications
[13:39] <MarS_Violet> no way not 5
[13:39] <r3condite> though 6 is just crazy talk
[13:39] <MarS_Violet> I am not bisu here

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[14:28] <Shauni> by the way
[14:28] <Shauni> what's max game limit?
[14:28] <Shauni> on b levels?
[14:28] <FragKrag> dunno
[14:28] <iCCup|deL> gawd don't ask me
[14:28] <iCCup|deL> how the fuck should I know
[14:28] <Shauni> iCCup|deL: hey you should know
[14:28] <Shauni> right?
[14:29] <FragKrag> lol
[14:29] <FragKrag> hes got you there
[14:29] <iCCup|deL> yeah I also banned florida
[14:29] <iCCup|deL> cos every iccup person does everything
[14:29] <FragKrag> well you should know the basics
[14:29] <iCCup|deL> it is 12
[14:29] <Shauni> HAHA
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 23:10:20
July 18 2009 23:05 GMT
#1579
<Julmust[D]>yes, but how can the game be fun only playing one map? that'd be like having sex to one women in the missionary position for the rest of your life. sex is great (as is starcraft) missionary is ok (as is python)
<Julmust[D]>but you wouldn't want it every single night
<Julmust[D]>right?
<Kerotan> people don't like change
<Kerotan> hey
<Shauni> you must grind the missionary position to get good at sex Julmust[D]
<Julmust[D]>best way to get better in the sack is the add a bit of variance.
<Shauni> Julmust[D]: yeah but if you quickly try a lot of kinky stuff it'll most likely fail a lot
<Shauni> if you aren't already experienced
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
July 19 2009 02:50 GMT
#1580
[19:47] <Fantacy> in looks?
[19:47] <@Kennigit> obviously i get them on facebook before i meet them
[19:47] <@Kennigit> which is why
[19:48] <@Kennigit> i cancelled my date tonight
[19:48] <StarN> ah right.
[19:48] <@Kennigit> cause her pictures were lies
[19:48] <StarN> LOL
[19:48] <@Kennigit> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> lolol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> i told her
[19:48] <@Kennigit> my friend
[19:48] <StarN> Zia??
[19:48] <@Kennigit> is in hospital
[19:48] <FragKrag> lol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> and i had to go home
[19:48] <Fantacy> xD
[19:48] <@Kennigit> LOL
[19:48] <StarN> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> what if she
[19:48] <FragKrag> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> goes to the hospitol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> hahahah
[19:48] <Fantacy> annnd
[19:48] <Fantacy> asks for you
[19:48] <@Kennigit> IM HERE WHERE ARE U IVE COME TO BE WIT U
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