Dota 2 QQ thread - Page 89

On July 28 2012 06:07 Bash wrote:
Anyone else really fucking hate it when your teams invoker goes quas exort? Brings my piss to a boil.

On July 28 2012 07:52 Excalibur_Z wrote:
I had a hilarious game last night actually.

Radiant: CM, Kunkka, Disruptor, Windrunner, Sniper
Dire: Treant (random, me), Nyx, Lion, Chen, Storm Spirit

At first I say I'll take the long lane with Nyx, but Chen tells me to get out and go bottom instead. Chen has skilled Q first and is laning. Storm Spirit and I are bottom. Chen gives up first blood almost immediately. I'm almost completely unable to get last hits safely as Sniper and Kunkka are harassing pretty effectively, and Storm Spirit isn't harassing or going for last hits. Eventually Storm Spirit decides to try farming in the enemy jungle to little effect, leaving me completely incapable of getting any farm and he won't help me gank them either.

Laning phase ends, and we find ourselves in a 4v4 standoff at the river. CM has put down Sentries along the entire lane so Nyx can't ambush anyone and I can't stealth and ult. Chen and Storm Spirit are feeding pretty heavily at this point as they try futilely to break the push. I put down Sentries to counterward and Nyx gets a Gem but it's not enough. We gradually get pushed back further and further, eventually losing mid rax. Chen and Storm Spirit believe this is a good time to start chatting. They're both Russian. Fortunately for us, though, our Lion is bilingual and is translating everything they're saying:

"fucking idiot tree"
"tree needs to ult"
"if tree ults we win"
"fucking tree is like a useless penis"
"overflowing shit tree"
"this fucking log"
"if this log used ult we would have already won"
(We're laughing at them in chat and Chen gets so mad that you can hear him put on his headset and yell curses in Russian. Lion says something in Russian back to them along the lines of "nice voice, you sound like a dead horse")
"you fucker, you probably queued with the log"

We were in tears from laughing so hard. It was one of the best worst games ever.

On July 28 2012 06:26 cilinder007 wrote:
our trilane with skeleton, lion and nyx managed to go 0-8 in like 10 minutes against wr, kotl....I dont even

On July 29 2012 21:44 writer22816 wrote:
Time for a bit of anti-QQ. If you frequent this thread, you may correctly infer that my recent pubbing experience has been terrible. However, in this game, I bore witness to a truly miraculous event that has resurrected my faith in life, humanity, and dota.

1. Our team consists of Tinker (me), Visage, Silencer and Enigma. We are waiting for the fifth person to pick. He proceeds not to make a retarded 5th pick that adds nothing to our lineup like most people, but instead MAKES AN INTELLIGENT PICK by picking Venge, which fits in quite well since we are lacking stuns.

2. I click on VS's inventory. Immediately it hits me that the first items he bought was WARDS. That's right, WARDS. NOT fucking shitty slippers like all the other pub Venges buy. OBSERVER WARDS. For the first time in my life, there is someone on my team who knows how to play venge and isn't just blindly following the Valve suggested items.

3. He proceeds to WARD THE RUNESPOTS giving me complete rune control. With this rune control I am able to completely level the shit out of the enemy sniper who went mid, killing him at least 4 times in the early game and getting ridiculously fed.

4. Just as I have my boots of travels and a ton of levels due to getting fed, Venge has another surprise waiting for me: HE HAS STACKED ANCIENTS. Never in all my games of playing have I had a support stack ancients for me, and after I clean them up, I am level 16 when everyone else in the game is level 11 or 12.

5. When the teamfights and the enemy towers start falling, Venge CONTINUES TO BUY WARDS throughout the game and place them in key positions i.e. in the enemy jungle, so we always have vision of what the enemy is doing.

6. Before a teamfight starts, Venge CONSISTENTLY GETS IN KEY SWAPS that allow us to snipe an enemy hero making it 5v4.

7. And yet, even after all this excellent textbook playing of supporting, Venge still has one card up his sleeve. As we are raxing their mid lane, when victory is all but assured, the enemy faceless void manages to land a pretty good chronosphere, catching 4 out of 5 players on our team. But not Venge. Having dodged the ult, he proceeds to IMMEDIATELY SWAP ME OUTSIDE THE CHRONOSPHERE, so that I can unleash my nonstop chain of lasers, missiles, marches, hexes and shivas.

I have commended and added this guy on Steam, and I am so grateful for having played this game today. I hope everyone else has had at least 1 good game like this. If not, don't lose hope.

On July 29 2012 22:39 Nilrem wrote:
Such a bad match. I was Sf and my team had lich, fv (a hero that I actually hate... on my team or as enemy), Lesh and treant. Treant and Fv were safe lane radiant and I managed to get three kills early on. Was doing quite well but Lesh barely leveled up and did not get any Cs's. Our fv did not farm and at all treant fed.

Oh and on the bright side. Previous match I was Sf again and completely dominated the other team (even went butterfly for fun). I went 18-3-9 (third death was suicide into their fountain), and an ES decided to call Sf a bs carry and called me a noob. Some people are quite funny.

On July 30 2012 05:53 Canas wrote:
So I've been picking lycan every now and then recently, and why is it that fucking no one at all understands how the hero works? Like, I've yet to meet someone who actually understands how lycan works and what makes him so ridicuous. Why would I attend a teamfight if I could get 2 towers and rax in a lane instead? What the fuck does it matter if they're ahead 7 kills when we've raxed 2 lanes by 25 minutes?

People just seem to view lycan as some sort of hard carry and it fucking pisses me off, I even had an ezalor recall me into fights while I was taking out rax because people are that fucking shit at this game.