EPTPinocchio
Episode 6: kt Rolster
TY jjakji 
Trust Stats Zest 
Losira Leenock
Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge)
Translation by sarge0117. Proofreading by Kuro (me).
Episode 6: kt Rolster
TY jjakji Trust Stats Zest Losira LeenockPinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge)
Translation by sarge0117. Proofreading by Kuro (me).
Format:
[Questions/Comments from Producers]
{Words appearing on screen / Expressive words}
Name: blah blah and respective {Expressive words}
(comments)
– Pinocchio –
(0:06) {Pinnochio’s 6th guest is: kt Rolster}
(0:06) Everyone: Hello~ We are kt Rolster.
(0:09) Stats: We really enjoy watching Pinocchio.
(0:12) Stats: So we all decided to come today.
(0:13) {First time ever in Pinocchio All players of kt Rolster decided to come!}
(0:16) {Yay~} {Yay~}
(0:19) [Q: Which player lies a lot normally?]
(0:22) Stats: JJAKJI.
(0:23) JJAKJI: {?} What? {Surprised} {Surprised} Why? You are already lying.
(0:27) JJAKJI: {I am innocent} Can we all point at the one who lies the most?
(0:30) [One, two, three...]
(0:33) Stats: {!!!!!} Wait, me?!
– Pinocchio –
(0:36) AlphaGo: {Ooong} {Ooong} (the noise made by the machine)
(0:37) Leenock: {omg}
(0:38) Stats: Wow, that sound.
(0:39) {Welcome... Is this your first time with AlphaGo?}
(0:39) JJAKJI: That’s so much pressure.
(0:41) {First Question!}
(0:41) Trust: Q1. "The food in Afreeca teamhouse is better."
(0:44) JJAKJI: I already know the answer.
(0:45) Leenock: This... is honestly not true. {NO!}
(0:50) {Is this a big plan to flatter the kt Rolster aunties*?} (*cutely about elderly women)
BUZZ! FALSE!
(0:54) Leenock: Oww!!
(0:54) JJAKJI: This machine is weird.
(0:59) Leenock: This machine is lying. {You know that too, right?} Oh my!
(1:01) Zest: In conclusion, {Clarified} both taste good.
(1:03) Leenock: {Ah Ha~!}
(1:04) Stats: Hahaha, that makes sense, both taste good.
(1:05) Leenock: Ah! I normally eat really well. I thought the food here (for kt Rolster) was good, but I guess both food (also for Afreeca) taste good. {I like both <3}
(1:14) [Is there any food you especially enjoyed in kt Rolster teamhouse?]
(1:16) Leenock: Aunties there made us {jajangmyun} jajangmyun*. I could have never imagined seeing jajangmyun at the teamhouse. So when I had that, it tasted even better. (*may be also romanized as jajangmyeon)
– – –
(1:24) JJAKJI: Q2. "Solar’s hair dying is far worse than mine."
(1:27) Zest: {?} What kind of question is that?
(1:29) Leenock: Well, I don’t know if I can differentiate in class of dying hair {in terms of quantity YES!} but I think I did dye my hair more times (than Solar).
(1:37) Zest: Get it! {Get it!}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(1:41) {hahahaha} {hahahaha}
(1:42) {No interest in the topic Your pain is my pleasure}
(1:44) Leenock: Oh my... This hurts so much...
(1:47) Leenock: The reason why I dyed my hair the first time... was because Choya made me. And after the first time, I got used to dying my hair, so I always do it now.
(1:55) Stats: Whenever Leenock goes outside, he comes back with a different hair color.
(1:59) Leenock: Am I a chameleon?
(1:59) Stats: So I thought he has a great style. {Praise} {Praise}
(2:02) JJAKJI: You are lying again.
(2:04) Leenock: {No pretense please} He’s lying again.
(2:06) Stats: What did you say about it back then?
(2:07) Zest: He has a lot of money...
(2:08) {Frequent hair dying = officially confirmed rich?}
(2:11) [Do you have any hair colors you would like to recommend to the team members?]
(2:14) Leenock: Well, coincidently, we have 7 members...
(2:16) {Surely...?}
(2:17) Leenock: … so rainbow colors...
(2:20) {Sigh} {Boo}
(2:20) Stats: That’s no fun...
(2:21) Leenock: {Yells} Then give it up!
– Pinocchio –
(2:26) {Second is Losira!}
(2:26) Zest: This question is good.
(2:28) Zest: Q1. “I am one of the good looking players of SC2.” {Grin}
(2:31) Losira: Oh, no, not at all. {NO!}
(2:33) {Really?} {Really?}
(2:34) Zest: It’s gonna buzz.
(2:36) Leenock: It’s unfair I don’t know why it rings, but it always rings.
(2:40) JJAKJI: He might break that if he gets angry.
DING! TRUE~
{?} {?} {?}
(2:43) Losira: {Smirk}
(2:43) Leenock: His mind control is incredible.
(2:45) Losira: Honestly, people say that during shows a lot. {Modest} {Modest} But I think everyone just says that after I lost weight and to encourage me to play better. I don’t-
(2:55) Everyone: Press it! {Press it!} {Press it!}
(2:58) Leenock: {Do this one!} Can you press (AlphaGo) for this?
(3:01) JJAKJI: If this is a lie... {Interesting}
(3:04) Leenock: Come on, buzz…
BUZZ! FALSE!
(3:04) Losira: {Flinch}
(3:08) JJAKJI: Sharp Losira tried not to move his hand away and act like it was true.
(3:11) Losira: {Innocent} Uh... But what I said was true.
(3:15) [Who is first in terms of looks in kt Rolster?]
(3:17) {Expecting} {Relaxed?}
(3:19) {Maybe me...?}
(3:19) Losira: First is... um... Zest and Stats...
(3:22) Zest: PRESS IT! {PRESS IT!}
(3:27) {Strong Man Zest}
(3:30) {Soft Man Stats}
(3:32) {The more you know about them, the more attractive these two get} {Best in performance but in looks too...?}
DING! TRUE~
{Ohhhh~~} {Ohhhh~~}
(3:40) {Handsome}
(3:43) Leenock: Oh, Zest is happy now.
(3:44) Zest: {You rascal...}
(3:45) [Then who is last (in terms of looks)?]
(3:46) Losira: Hmm... I don’t know about this one. {NO COMMENT!}
(3:49) [Then let me change that question. From your spot, there are three to your left and three to your right.]
(3:54) Losira: Yes.
(3:55) Leenock: {Wait a minute…}
(3:56) {<- Tied first ->} {?? ->}
(3:55) [Let’s say that individual is on your left...]
(3:58) Leenock: {!!!!!} Wait, these two are tied first... then it’s me...
(4:03) Leenock: {Unhappy} That question is too straight-forward.
– – –
(4:04) Stats: Q2. “My voice is a “honey voice”.” (basically means good voice)
(4:08) Losira: {Sweet <3} Nope, not at all.
(4:09) Zest: {No?}
DING! TRUE~
(4:15) Losira: {Nod} {Nod}
(4:15) Leenock: His mind control...
(4:17) Stats: His voice sounds good, even guys can hear that.
(4:20) Losira: {Modest} {Modest} I think my voice is average.
(4:22) Zest: {That’s average?}
(4:22) Losira: Because there are so many other people with better voices than me. That’s what I think.
(4:28) Zest: You sound like Simon D. (Korean Rapper)
(4:29) {kt Rolster’s Simon D - Losira?}
(4:31) Leenock: He always sings Simon D’s songs in the teamhouse.
(4:33) Trust: {That’s right} {That’s right}
(4:35) [Can you sing one verse facing the camera?]
(4:36) Losira: Ah... It’s not at the level to show others, since other members sing very well.
(4:41) Zest: {Bad!} Press it!
(4:44) Losira: {Spare me…} No, really, it’s true...
(4:47) JJAKJI: {Like this} {Like this}
(4:49) Losira: {I can’t} {I can’t}
(4:52) [Then Can you say something in a cool dialect or sing a Simon D song]
(4:58) Losira: {Deep thought}
(4:59) Trust: Losira, do Simon D.
(5:09) Losira: (in dialect) Girl, be mine.
(5:10) JJAKJI: {Kyaa!!!}
(5:13) Leenock: What a man!
(5:14) {We acknowledge Losira’s honey voice}
– Pinocchio –
(3rd is Trust)
(5:17) TY: Q1. “As the youngest (mak-nae), I am the cutest”?
(5:20) Zest: The DIRTIEST.
(5:23) JJAKJI: Yes, dirtiest.
(5:25) Leenock: {Can we say this?} This is a TV show though.
(5:27) Zest: I mean in terms of hygiene. What are you guys thinking about…?
(5:30) Leenock: Yea, exactly that.
(5:30) Trust: {...}
(5:32) Leenock: Yea, exactly that.
(5:34) Trust: No. {NO!}
(5:35) Zest: Wasn’t the question “dirtiest”? {Joking}
(5:36) ※ It was ‘Trust is the Cutest’
(5:38) Leenock: Which question is he answering?
DING! TRUE~
(5:40) Zest: {Whatever} Let’s do dirtiest now.
(5:43) Leenock: Yeah, dirtiest.
(5:43) {To what degree is he (dirty)...}
(5:44) Stats: “I am the dirtiest.”
(5:44) Zest/Losira: “I am the dirtiest.”
(5:48) Trust: The real dirtiest person is someone else.
(5:50) Leenock: Someone else...? That may be right.
(5:51) JJAKJI: {Guilty?}
DING! TRUE~
(5:55) Everyone: Ohhhhh~
(5:56) Leenock: He really thinks that.
(5:57) {One person looking down}
(5:58) Zest: {?} {JJAKJI?} What’s wrong, JJAKJI?
(6:01) Trust: The individual who is talking right now is the dirtiest.
(6:03) Zest: {Plot-twist}
(6:08) {Trust-official Zest, the dirtiest in kt Rolster}
(6:08) Leenock: Haha, Zest!
(6:10) Stats: Haha, it was Zest?
(6:11) JJAKJI: {Phew…}
(6:13) Trust: If you are dirtier than I am, that means you are really dirty.
(6:16) Zest: {Oh?}
(6:17) Trust: Please keep yourself clean.
(6:20) Zest: I’m a little confused because he suddenly pointed me out.
(6:25) Zest: Others should know... {Meaningful} who is really the dirtiest.
(6:27) Stats: Exposed 1 Firstly, he doesn’t wash often and he is really lazy.
(6:31) TY: Exposed 2 The distance from our teamhouse to practice place is only 100 meters, but he takes a taxi to get there.
(6:35) Stats: Right, right, right.
(6:36) Leenock: {Victim appears} I don’t take taxi normally, but Trust begged me to ride with him.
(6:42) Leenock: Unfair And when I rode with him, I lost in rock-paper-scissors so I paid for the taxi fare.
(6:45) Trust: I did just once and after that never did it again because the taxi fare was not worth it.
(6:49) Leenock: {Dumbfounded} What are you talking about, you didn’t even pay for it.
(6:51) Trust: {Oh, true}
(6:52) Leenock: I paid for that.
– – –
(6:54) JJAKJI: Q2. “There is a teammate that torments me.”
(6:56) Trust: There is. {YES!}
(6:59) Leenock: Taxi Fare ㅠㅠ Honestly, I am the one that gets tormented.
(7:01) Stats: No, you always torment me.
DING! TRUE~
{?} {?}
(7:04) Stats: Who is it?
(7:05) Zest: I think the machine is wrong.
(7:07) Stats: {Who is tormenting our youngest!!!} Who is tormenting you? Tell us now.
(7:09) Trust: {You hyung} The one talking right now.
(7:10) Stats: Why ME???
(7:12) {Trust-Official kt Rolster captain Stats, bad personality}
(7:12) Stats: I’m being framed. No, this is not true, I’m being framed.
(7:14) Zest: Whoever talks...
(7:16) Leenock: Whoever talks is the one at fault huh.
(7:18) Trust: Whenever I do something, he picks (a fight) at me.
(7:20) Stats: {Unfair} What, me??
(7:23) Trust: Sometimes he says things that put me in a bad mood.
(7:26) Stats: No, oh my...
(7:26) Leenock: {Wow that’s too much} Wow, that’s too much...
(7:28) Trust: {It’s been hard}
(7:28) Leenock: I feel the sincerity in this one.
(7:31) Stats: {You did ㅜㅜ} Ah... you did?
(7:32) Stats: Trust always laughed at whatever I said to him, so... I just... tried to be funny.
(7:39) Stats: I’m sorry if Trust took it in a bad way. Next time I will do better.
– Pinocchio –
(4th is TY)
(7:48) JJAKJI: Q1. “I still think Protoss has no conscience.”
(7:50) Zest: Outrage Why? We just play whatever game is given to us.
(7:53) Stats: {That’s right} That’s right.
(7:54) TY: Nono, only Zest and Stats are good. But I still think Terran is okay...
(8:01) Leenock: It’s about to be a lie.
(8:02) {Feels like no one believes?}
(8:03) Stats: No...
BUZZ! FALSE!
(8:06) TY: {YIKES!!}
(8:11) JJAKJI: Oh, nice reaction! That’s such a nice reaction.
(8:14) TY: {Truth Revealed} They are indeed strong, even looking at them play today. Ace matches are always Protoss. I feel like they should be nerfed.
(8:22) Trust: Bluntly But you have 8 wins.
(8:24) Stats: Oh~~ {Nice!} Good good good.
(8:26) Zest: People who are good should think they are good... and do their best.
(8:30) TY: HyuN has left a wise saying...
(8:33) Stats: {?}
(8:33) JJAKJI: What? What is it?
(8:34) TY: If race imbalance continues, people think it’s their skill.
(8:37) {Seal} {Clap}
(8:39) Zest: At least he said it’s not us. It’s all you!
(8:41) Trust: {Sad}
(8:44) TY: Jin Air’s HyuN left that wise saying...
(8:49) Zest: We are good. *shake hands*
(8:49) TY: … that race imbalance makes people believe that they are winning because of their skills.
(8:54) Leenock: HyuN is truly a creator of a wise saying.
(8:55) Losira: {Admiration} Yes, indeed.
(8:56) TY: I think I really agree with what HyuN said.
(9:00) Stats: {shake shake…} Q2. “From all the teammates, Stats is the easiest*.” (* + Show Spoiler +
”in the sense that someone is vulnerable/gullible. Like being 만만하다 is not a polite way to describe someone because it’s an adjective mostly used to describe stepping over someone or being able to win over someone. For example 상대가 만만했다 would be like the opponent was easy (to win against)” - Yuna
(9:05) TY: I think that is true since Stats is really naïve and innocent...
(9:09) Trust: {(Innocent?)}
(9:10) TY: … and takes things well. But Big Announcement honestly, other than Zest, everyone is easy.
(9:15) TY: Since everyone is nice.
(9:18) Zest: {I’m not nice?}
(9:21) {Zest getting a lot of attacks today}
(9:21) Leenock: Let this one be true.
BUZZ! FALSE!
(9:26) Zest: {Yay} I am the only nice person.
(9:28) TY: I am just joking. Stats is always nice to me and he is really good at listening to our worries.
(9:35) TY: You know, it’s like where people who have never been in a relationship give better relationship advices.
(9:40) {Is this a praise... or diss…}
(9:40) JJAKJI: Ah... That’s so mean.
(9:42) Leenock: Stats is just sitting there and TY puts a dagger into his heart.
(9:44) Stats: Nono, it’s okay. {Stay calm}
(9:45) TY: He listens to our worries like it’s his own problem. {Finishing beautifully...} He is indeed fitting to be the captain.
(9:54) Leenock: Ohh~~
(9:56) Stats: TY... If you want to eat something after, let me know.
(9:59) Leenock: And coach will buy it for us.
– Pinocchio –
(10:03) [Who is today’s Pinocchio?]
(10:05) [Choose someone who lied the most]
(10:07) Stats: {Being tactful}
(10:07) [and whoever had deceived the most.]
(10:09) Zest: {Being tactful}
(10:10) [One, two, three...]
(10:13) {Dear viewers... are you confused...?}
– Pinocchio –
{Part 2 of kt Rolster episode will air 7/19 (Tuesday) at 4:30pm on eSportsTV}
(10:20) {You will wait, right? <3}
– Pinocchio –
(0:06) {kt Rolster Part 2’s first challenger is JJAKJI!}
(0:07) Leenock: Q1. “For what I have contributed to Zest’s win, the reward is not enough.”
(0:12) JJAKJI: Yes. {YES!}
(0:13) Zest: What a thief/rip-off.
(0:16) JJAKJI: Because I didn’t receive all of it yet.
(0:18) Zest: Get Caught I think he will have a good reaction.
(0:19) JJAKJI: Wait, wait...
BUZZ! FALSE~
(0:22) JJAKJI: {Uhheugh}
(0:23) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(0:24) Stats: Yes, now this is more fun.
(0:25) JJAKJI: {Sad}
(0:25) Leenock: Your hands are small.
(0:27) Zest: {Cheerfully brutal Zest hyung} Shouldn’t you tie the strap tighter?
(0:29) JJAKJI: I did receive some... But there is still quite an amount I did not receive from what it should be...
(0:37) JJAKJI: And I feel like he will just shut his mouth now. (never mention it)
(0:39) {?}
(0:41) Leenock: {!!!} He shut his mouth! Right away.
– – –
(0:44) Zest: Q2. “I am more used to being called “JJAKJI” than my actual name.“
(0:47) JJAKJI: Yes. {YES!}
(0:49) Leenock: But the result comes out as a lie~
(0:50) Stats: The name JJAKJI is ... than Ji-Hoon.
(0:52) JJAKJI: {Calm}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(0:54) JJAKJI: {Upset} {Upset} Oh my, this is unfair!
(0:55) JJAKJI: {Hate you!}
(0:56) AlphaGo: I just sit here and do my work...
(0:58) JJAKJI: No, from our team members, Zest sometimes calls me (by my real name). And whenever I hear it, I cringe a little...
(1:06) Zest: {Really?} Did I?
(1:07) JJAKJI: So... {I like JJAKJI more <3} I would like him to call me JJAKJI.
(1:10) Stats: But I have something I was wondering about. You said it was cringy. But would your family call you by your (real) name?
(1:15) JJAKJI: {?} My family doesn’t really say my name.
(1:17) Zest: {Cornering Stats} Why are you putting his family on the spot?
(1:19) Stats: {Really shocked} Please, don’t corner me like that. {Please...}
(1:21) Leenock: It’s his family…
(1:23) Stats: But does your family call you JJAKJI?
(1:26) JJAKJI: My family just calls me son {Son <3} or...
(1:28) Leenock: Oh, like “Hey”
(1:29) JJAKJI: Hoon {Hoon <3}
(1:31) Zest/Losira/Leenock: {? ? ?} Hoon?
(1:32) Zest: {tsk} And you tell me it’s cringy to call you “Ji-Hoon” rather than “Hoon?”
(1:35) JJAKJI: No, it’s because I’ve been called that since I was little.
– Pinocchio –
(FINALLY ZEST IS UP~~!!)
(1:38) TY: Q1. “When I win grand finals, I will do a shirt-rip ceremony.”
(1:43) Zest: No! {NO!}
(1:44) {Answer without a hint of hesitation...} {Will it be true?}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(1:49) {We will be looking forward to it ^^}
(1:51) Stats: You must be wanting to do it.
(1:53) Zest: I have not been working out recently...
(1:54) JJAKJI: {Meddle} {Meddle} You were looking at yourself in the mirror before.
(1:57) [Which team member would you make work out?]
(1:59) Zest: Even if I don’t say it, I believe he himself would know...
(2:02) JJAKJI: {Himself->} He always laughs at my body... It made me feel bad.
(2:06) Zest: I wasn’t laughing at him, {Excuse} {Excuse} he was just cute.
(2:09) JJAKJI: No, he was mocking me, saying “Look at his body.”
(2:14) JJAKJI: So because of Zest, I got a membership at a fitness center {I am angry} and went there twice.
(2:15) Leenock: Twice? Not even 2 weeks?
(2:17) Stats: I remember exactly what he said - “infant body” {Infant body}
(2:20) JJAKJI: {ㅠㅠ}
(2:23) [Do you have any intentions of being a fitness trainer?]
(2:27) Zest: In terms of exercising, I think Losira is better than me.
(2:31) {kt Rolster’s secret nicely built body}
(2:32) Leenock: Losira also has a nice body.
(2:32) Zest: Losira also has a nice body.
(2:33) [Who has better body between you two?]
(2:37) Zest: Uhh... {Let’s see} I think we are similar. {Modest}
(2:40) Losira: {^^}
(2:45) Zest: {It’s the truth…}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(2:46) AlphaGo: {Yeah, not at all.}
(2:48) Zest: Ow... It hurts.
(2:49) Leenock: I feel like it will always ring 100%.
(2:50) JJAKJI: You should ask individually...
(2:51) Zest: Unfair No, this always rings... But the last one did hurt.
(2:56) [What do you think at heart?]
(2:57) Zest: At heart, I’d say Losira has better body.
(2:59) Losira: Boo~ {Boo~}
(3:00) Leenock: Press it again!
(3:00) Zest: No! WHY!
(3:01) {Press it!} {Press it!}
(3:04) Zest: I know this is gonna ring.
(3:06) Leenock: You are today’s liar.
(3:06) {HardBody* Zest} {New nice body Losira} (*+ Show Spoiler +
the text for Zest says “dan dan mon” meaning dandan = hard and mon = monster; I think referring to digimon
BUZZ! FALSE!
(3:11) { Pinocchio-official Zest “Of course my body is the best”}
(3:14) Stats: “Mine (Zest’s) is better” huh...
(3:16) JJAKJI: There goes another one...
(3:17) Zest: {Frustrated}
(3:18) Trust: {lol} Q3. “There is a hidden cuteness within me.”
(3:22) Zest: {?} What is it saying?? The question is weird.
(3:26) {JoophaGo on full throttle} Wait... This is gonna ring for sure and if I say yes, they will make me do something... No, I don’t. {For certain} Really, I don’t.
(3:37) Leenock: This is gonna ring for sure.
BUZZ! FALSE!
(3:41) Leenock: Told you.
(3:42) {I was cute…}
(3:44) Zest: … No, I don’t... {I’m not doing any aegyo*!} I really don’t. (*acting cute)
(3:48) JJAKJI: We would get hit when we go back to the team house. (If we make him do aegyo)
(3:50) Zest: {What are you saying!} I am a man that does not know violence.
(3:53) Leenock: {Flatly} Press it right now, right now!
(3:55) {It seems that there has been quite a built up...}
(3:57) Zest: Nonetheless, this is gonna ring.
(3:59) Leenock: This has to ring.
(4:00) JJAKJI: Yeah, this has to ring.
BUZZ! FALSE!
(4:03) {Zest , a man who knows(?) violence}
(4:04) Stats: It always rings.
(4:05) JJAKJI: It rings for everything.
(4:05) Leenock: He’s just a liar. {Liar!}
(4:06) Stats: Liar. {Liar!}
(4:07) Zest: I’m not a liar...
(4:09) Leenock: You are just a liar.
(4:09) Zest: I’m a sweat-er. (sweats a lot)
(4:12) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(4:13) Stats: Sweat-er.
(4:13) Zest: So this always rings.
(4:15) Zest: How much is this machine?
(4:16) {Bewildered staff}
(4:18) Leenock: So you can change it to a more expensive one?
(4:19) Zest: It seems pretty cheap.
(4:20) JJAKJI: He’s so rich. {Winner}
(4:21) [Let’s hear from the “victims” regarding this.]
(4:25) JJAKJI: Victim 1 He just hits us when he’s bored. And whenever he loses a game.
(4:28) Zest: That’s a lie!
(4:32) Zest: Ridiculous T...That’s too much.
(4:35) Stats: There are situations when he hits, tell us about that.
(4:37) Zest: Yes, {Let’s listen} tell us.
(4:38) Stats: Those situations.
(4:39) TY: Victim 2 Z, Zest is really neat
(4:43) Stats: Yes, yes.
(4:44) TY: so he doesn’t let people lay on his bed.
(4:45) Stats: That’s right.
(4:46) TY: Victim 2 And if you do...
(4:47) Zest: But that’s reasonable. {That’s reasonable!} It’s my bed...
(4:50) Stats: {!!!} I also have something to say about this. If you don’t lay on Zest’s bed...
(4:54) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(4:55) Stats: … you guys come lay on my bed.
(4:56) Leenock: {Clear} Because you don’t hit us.
(4:58) Stats: {Ahha~!} Then... I should be more violent.
– Pinocchio –
(Finally, it’s Stats!)
(5:05) Zest: Q1. “Me being relationship-less (never been in a relationship) is just a concept targeted at female fans.”
(5:09) Stats: (mumbling) No. {NO!}
(5:14) {Come on At least one girl in those 25 years}
(5:16) Leenock: What’s supposed to come out? I don’t know which is better.
DING! TRUE~
(5:20) {Ah...}
(5:25) JJAKJI: {Stats ㅜㅜ}
(5:26) Leenock: Really... What now...
(5:27) Stats: {Silent…}
(5:30) Stats: Ah… {Resent} In this situation, this should have said it was a lie...
(5:34) AlphaGo: {Sorry...}
(5:37) Zest: This show is actually a sad show.
(5:38) Stats: Ah… {Too much...} This is too much...
(5:41) Leenock: This became a documentary...
(5:42) Losira: This is like “Screening Humanity”. (one of the big sad documentaries in Korea)
(5:42) {Sorry that we asked...}
(5:48) Leenock: Q2. “If I appear in the “Selfish Show”*, I can make people’s hearts pound more (than previous guests).” (*the dating sim thing)
(5:54) Stats: Nope. {NO!}
(5:58) Stats: {I can’t} {AlphaGo help me} {Heart you calm down too} {Please}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(6:09) Zest: {So Fun}
(6:09) Stats: Ahh... No... No... {So that’s what it’s like!} Woahhh…
(6:16) Stats: Hmm? What’s this?
(6:17) Zest: Reaction... Good...
(6:18) [Please pick one.]
(6:19) Stats: Oh, really? What could it be?
(6:22) [Please show us (what it says on the paper)]
(6:23) Stats: Huh? What is this? “Bbo Cchok Twi” {?} This… surely… {Surely...} it's not the one I am thinking of right?
(6:30) {CORRECT!}
(6:32) {Time to verify the truth Reenacting one of the scenes from the Selfish Show}
(6:40) Stats: Wow... {Wow...}
(6:41) TY: Woah... {Woah…}
(6:41) Zest: Asks a question Did he really do it?
(6:43) Stats: Oh my...
(6:44) Zest: Answers himself No way, he did that for real.
(6:49) Leenock: Oh...
(6:50) JJAKJI: Wow... This is too cringy...
(6:51) Zest: It’s so hard to make money...
(6:54) Leenock: Extreme Job Really... It’s so hard to make money really…
(6:55) Stats: Oh my...
(6:56) [There is also the other person (to play the girl part)]
(6:57) Stats: Yes...
(6:58) Leenock: JJAKJI? {JJAKJI?}
(6:59) JJAKJI: {Disgusted} No, stop.
(7:00) [Please choose a member for that role.]
(7:03) {Ignore}
(7:04) {Dodge}
(7:04) Stats: Yes...
(7:05) {Silence}
(7:06) Stats: Yes... That’s right. There is no other than my roommate.
(7:08) Zest: {Chosen!} What? Me?
(7:12) Zest: Do I have to go through this?
(7:15) {Pinocchio Masterpiece Theater Ep. 1} {Love that cannot be}
(7:20) {Main Actor Stats role - DaeYup}
(7:22) {Main Actor Zest role - SeungSoon} (they made the name feminine)
(7:25) {Suddenly you came into my heart}
(7:31) {I also tightly held onto your hands}
(7:35) {However, we cannot be together}
(7:37) Stats: “SeungSoon... I will go now...”
(7:43) {But... I don’t want to let you go!}
(7:45) {Forceful...!}
(7:49) {Romantic...!}
(7:53) Leenock: No, where are you going?
(7:57) Stats: {<- Staying in role till the end}
(7:57) JJAKJI: That’s so disgusting...
(7:58) Zest: {Disgusting}
(7:59) [We have two left here.]
(8:01) Stats: Yes...
(8:02) [Please give this to a team member that you think will do great.]
(8:02) {It’s disappointing like this Allow other members a chance to (snipe) women’s hearts…}
(8:05) Stats: Oh! This one is good.
(8:07) Zest: {?} What’s this?
(8:08) Stats: Honestly, for this kind of things…
(8:11) Zest: What the, did you plan this (with the staff)? {Effect of the smooch(?) SeungSoon does not understand what is going on} What’s going on?
(8:13) Stats: … JJAKJI.
(8:13) JJAKJI: No! Please don’t! {JJAKJI Chosen!} I hate this thing.
(8:16) JJAKJI: {Disgusted} I’m not gonna take it.
(8:17) Stats: Why not~
(8:17) JJAKJI: I’m not gonna take it.
(8:18) Stats: I feel like you will be really good at this.
(8:20) JJAKJI?: Let’s see what it is at least... “Kkot Ye Neh Ye?” {Kkot.Ye.Neh.Ye?}
(8:23) Leenock: Kkot Ye Neh Ye? {Kkot Ye Neh Ye?}
(8:24) Zest: Is that a new word? {That’s a new word?}
(8:25) Stats: {<- Leisure of the experienced} (relaxed because he doesn’t have to do it again)
(8:30) JJAKJI: {Please}
(8:31) Stats: {Touched by the cuteness}
(8:33) JJAKJI: Oh my... Honestly, {Help me} I think TY will be better at this.
(8:36) TY: Why me... {Heartless}
(8:40) JJAKJI: {!!!} Wait... Do I have to do this? Oh my…
(8:46) {LeePD’s Selfish Show “Close Up”}
(8:50) {Weather is nice, my mood is nice too} {Our Hoon is even better <3}
(8:55) JJAKJI: Is the flower cute? Or am I cute?
(8:58) Stats: {Shudder}
(8:59) JJAKJI: Oh my... This is so cringy... {Upset}
(9:02) Losira: Cringe… {Cringe}
(9:03) Stats: Yes... You are cuter. {Yes, you are cuter}
(9:04) JJAKJI: Wanna go out? {Take me}
(9:05) Stats: {Heart pounding}
– Pinocchio –
(9:09) [Now it’s time to choose the Pinocchio.]
(9:09) {kt Rolster’s Pinocchio?}
(9:12) [One, Two, Three!]
(9:14) {All votes to sweat-er Zest?}
(9:15) Zest: {?} Why aren’t you voting?
(9:16) Stats: {?} Why aren’t you voting?
(9:18) Losira: I don’t think there is (a Pinocchio).
(9:20) Leenock/Zest: {Backfire} It’s him! It’s him!
(9:31) Zest: I’ll do it...
(9:31) TY: Let me do it.
(9:32) Zest: No!
(9:34) Stats: Wow, it looks good on you.
(9:36) Losira: Oh~ Looking good.
(9:37) Zest: Wait, is this on right?
(9:38) Stats: Soulx Wow, he is still good looking with that on
(9:39) Leenock: You look like-
(9:40) Zest: {No lying}
(9:43) Leenock: You look like a westerner.
(9:45) {What is your impression coming to Pinocchio?}
(9:46) Zest: Well, for one, the only reason things came out as a lie is because my heart rate is a bit fast...
(9:52) Zest: We will do our best during Round 3 of Proleague, so please give love to our members.
(10:01) Stats: I feel like we had a great time coming with all our team members and I thank all the Pinocchio staff for giving us such an awesome time here.
(10:12) Everyone: Thank you~~
(10:12) {Thank you kt Rolster for being with us, Pinocchio}
(10:15) {We will be expecting awesome games during Proleague 2016 Round 3 Finals}
– Pinocchio –
{16.07.22 Pinocchio Zest}
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