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[16thSq] Kuro

1219 Posts

July 23 2016 17:39 GMT

#21

I haven't watched it yet, waiting for sarge to send me text.

This gonna be good.

[16thSq] Kuro

1219 Posts

August 01 2016 14:27 GMT

#22

THE TRANSLATION IS HERE \o/ Added to first post as well.

Translation by sarge0117. Proofreading by Kuro (me).

– Pinocchio –

(0:06) {kt Rolster Part 2’s first challenger is JJAKJI!}

(0:07) Leenock: Q1. “For what I have contributed to Zest’s win, the reward is not enough.”
(0:12) JJAKJI: Yes. {YES!}
(0:13) Zest: What a thief/rip-off.
(0:16) JJAKJI: Because I didn’t receive all of it yet.
(0:18) Zest: Get Caught I think he will have a good reaction.
(0:19) JJAKJI: Wait, wait...
BUZZ! FALSE~
(0:22) JJAKJI: {Uhheugh}
(0:23) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(0:24) Stats: Yes, now this is more fun.
(0:25) JJAKJI: {Sad}
(0:25) Leenock: Your hands are small.
(0:27) Zest: {Cheerfully brutal Zest hyung} Shouldn’t you tie the strap tighter?
(0:29) JJAKJI: I did receive some... But there is still quite an amount I did not receive from what it should be...
(0:37) JJAKJI: And I feel like he will just shut his mouth now. (never mention it)
(0:39) {?}
(0:41) Leenock: {!!!} He shut his mouth! Right away.

– – –

(0:44) Zest: Q2. “I am more used to being called “JJAKJI” than my actual name.“
(0:47) JJAKJI: Yes. {YES!}
(0:49) Leenock: But the result comes out as a lie~
(0:50) Stats: The name JJAKJI is ... than Ji-Hoon.
(0:52) JJAKJI: {Calm}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(0:54) JJAKJI: {Upset} {Upset} Oh my, this is unfair!
(0:55) JJAKJI: {Hate you!}
(0:56) AlphaGo: I just sit here and do my work...
(0:58) JJAKJI: No, from our team members, Zest sometimes calls me (by my real name). And whenever I hear it, I cringe a little...
(1:06) Zest: {Really?} Did I?
(1:07) JJAKJI: So... {I like JJAKJI more <3} I would like him to call me JJAKJI.

(1:10) Stats: But I have something I was wondering about. You said it was cringy. But would your family call you by your (real) name?
(1:15) JJAKJI: {?} My family doesn’t really say my name.
(1:17) Zest: {Cornering Stats} Why are you putting his family on the spot?
(1:19) Stats: {Really shocked} Please, don’t corner me like that. {Please...}
(1:21) Leenock: It’s his family…
(1:23) Stats: But does your family call you JJAKJI?
(1:26) JJAKJI: My family just calls me son {Son <3} or...
(1:28) Leenock: Oh, like “Hey”
(1:29) JJAKJI: Hoon {Hoon <3}
(1:31) Zest/Losira/Leenock: {? ? ?} Hoon?
(1:32) Zest: {tsk} And you tell me it’s cringy to call you “Ji-Hoon” rather than “Hoon?”
(1:35) JJAKJI: No, it’s because I’ve been called that since I was little.

– Pinocchio –

(FINALLY ZEST IS UP~~!!)

(1:38) TY: Q1. “When I win grand finals, I will do a shirt-rip ceremony.”
(1:43) Zest: No! {NO!}
(1:44) {Answer without a hint of hesitation...} {Will it be true?}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(1:49) {We will be looking forward to it ^^}
(1:51) Stats: You must be wanting to do it.
(1:53) Zest: I have not been working out recently...
(1:54) JJAKJI: {Meddle} {Meddle} You were looking at yourself in the mirror before.

(1:57) [Which team member would you make work out?]
(1:59) Zest: Even if I don’t say it, I believe he himself would know...
(2:02) JJAKJI: {Himself->} He always laughs at my body... It made me feel bad.
(2:06) Zest: I wasn’t laughing at him, {Excuse} {Excuse} he was just cute.
(2:09) JJAKJI: No, he was mocking me, saying “Look at his body.”
(2:14) JJAKJI: So because of Zest, I got a membership at a fitness center {I am angry} and went there twice.
(2:15) Leenock: Twice? Not even 2 weeks?
(2:17) Stats: I remember exactly what he said - “infant body” {Infant body}
(2:20) JJAKJI: {ㅠㅠ}

(2:23) [Do you have any intentions of being a fitness trainer?]
(2:27) Zest: In terms of exercising, I think Losira is better than me.
(2:31) {kt Rolster’s secret nicely built body}
(2:32) Leenock: Losira also has a nice body.
(2:32) Zest: Losira also has a nice body.
(2:33) [Who has better body between you two?]
(2:37) Zest: Uhh... {Let’s see} I think we are similar. {Modest}
(2:40) Losira: {^^}
(2:45) Zest: {It’s the truth…}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(2:46) AlphaGo: {Yeah, not at all.}
(2:48) Zest: Ow... It hurts.
(2:49) Leenock: I feel like it will always ring 100%.
(2:50) JJAKJI: You should ask individually...
(2:51) Zest: Unfair No, this always rings... But the last one did hurt.

(2:56) [What do you think at heart?]
(2:57) Zest: At heart, I’d say Losira has better body.
(2:59) Losira: Boo~ {Boo~}
(3:00) Leenock: Press it again!
(3:00) Zest: No! WHY!
(3:01) {Press it!} {Press it!}
(3:04) Zest: I know this is gonna ring.
(3:06) Leenock: You are today’s liar.
(3:06) {HardBody* Zest} {New nice body Losira} (*+ Show Spoiler +

the text for Zest says “dan dan mon” meaning dandan = hard and mon = monster; I think referring to digimon

)
BUZZ! FALSE!
(3:11) { Pinocchio-official Zest “Of course my body is the best”}
(3:14) Stats: “Mine (Zest’s) is better” huh...
(3:16) JJAKJI: There goes another one...
(3:17) Zest: {Frustrated}

(3:18) Trust: {lol} Q3. “There is a hidden cuteness within me.”
(3:22) Zest: {?} What is it saying?? The question is weird.
(3:26) {JoophaGo on full throttle} Wait... This is gonna ring for sure and if I say yes, they will make me do something... No, I don’t. {For certain} Really, I don’t.
(3:37) Leenock: This is gonna ring for sure.
BUZZ! FALSE!
(3:41) Leenock: Told you.
(3:42) {I was cute…}
(3:44) Zest: … No, I don’t... {I’m not doing any aegyo*!} I really don’t. (*acting cute)
(3:48) JJAKJI: We would get hit when we go back to the team house. (If we make him do aegyo)
(3:50) Zest: {What are you saying!} I am a man that does not know violence.
(3:53) Leenock: {Flatly} Press it right now, right now!
(3:55) {It seems that there has been quite a built up...}
(3:57) Zest: Nonetheless, this is gonna ring.
(3:59) Leenock: This has to ring.
(4:00) JJAKJI: Yeah, this has to ring.
BUZZ! FALSE!
(4:03) {Zest , a man who knows(?) violence}
(4:04) Stats: It always rings.
(4:05) JJAKJI: It rings for everything.
(4:05) Leenock: He’s just a liar. {Liar!}
(4:06) Stats: Liar. {Liar!}
(4:07) Zest: I’m not a liar...
(4:09) Leenock: You are just a liar.
(4:09) Zest: I’m a sweat-er. (sweats a lot)
(4:12) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(4:13) Stats: Sweat-er.
(4:13) Zest: So this always rings.
(4:15) Zest: How much is this machine?
(4:16) {Bewildered staff}
(4:18) Leenock: So you can change it to a more expensive one?
(4:19) Zest: It seems pretty cheap.
(4:20) JJAKJI: He’s so rich. {Winner}

(4:21) [Let’s hear from the “victims” regarding this.]
(4:25) JJAKJI: Victim 1 He just hits us when he’s bored. And whenever he loses a game.
(4:28) Zest: That’s a lie!
(4:32) Zest: Ridiculous T...That’s too much.
(4:35) Stats: There are situations when he hits, tell us about that.
(4:37) Zest: Yes, {Let’s listen} tell us.
(4:38) Stats: Those situations.
(4:39) TY: Victim 2 Z, Zest is really neat
(4:43) Stats: Yes, yes.
(4:44) TY: so he doesn’t let people lay on his bed.
(4:45) Stats: That’s right.
(4:46) TY: Victim 2 And if you do...
(4:47) Zest: But that’s reasonable. {That’s reasonable!} It’s my bed...
(4:50) Stats: {!!!} I also have something to say about this. If you don’t lay on Zest’s bed...
(4:54) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(4:55) Stats: … you guys come lay on my bed.
(4:56) Leenock: {Clear} Because you don’t hit us.
(4:58) Stats: {Ahha~!} Then... I should be more violent.

– Pinocchio –

(Finally, it’s Stats!)

(5:05) Zest: Q1. “Me being relationship-less (never been in a relationship) is just a concept targeted at female fans.”
(5:09) Stats: (mumbling) No. {NO!}
(5:14) {Come on At least one girl in those 25 years}
(5:16) Leenock: What’s supposed to come out? I don’t know which is better.
DING! TRUE~
(5:20) {Ah...}
(5:25) JJAKJI: {Stats ㅜㅜ}
(5:26) Leenock: Really... What now...
(5:27) Stats: {Silent…}
(5:30) Stats: Ah… {Resent} In this situation, this should have said it was a lie...
(5:34) AlphaGo: {Sorry...}
(5:37) Zest: This show is actually a sad show.
(5:38) Stats: Ah… {Too much...} This is too much...
(5:41) Leenock: This became a documentary...
(5:42) Losira: This is like “Screening Humanity”. (one of the big sad documentaries in Korea)
(5:42) {Sorry that we asked...}

(5:48) Leenock: Q2. “If I appear in the “Selfish Show”*, I can make people’s hearts pound more (than previous guests).” (*the dating sim thing)
(5:54) Stats: Nope. {NO!}
(5:58) Stats: {I can’t} {AlphaGo help me} {Heart you calm down too} {Please}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(6:09) Zest: {So Fun}
(6:09) Stats: Ahh... No... No... {So that’s what it’s like!} Woahhh…

(6:16) Stats: Hmm? What’s this?
(6:17) Zest: Reaction... Good...
(6:18) [Please pick one.]
(6:19) Stats: Oh, really? What could it be?
(6:22) [Please show us (what it says on the paper)]
(6:23) Stats: Huh? What is this? “Bbo Cchok Twi” {?} This… surely… {Surely...} it's not the one I am thinking of right?
(6:30) {CORRECT!}
(6:32) {Time to verify the truth Reenacting one of the scenes from the Selfish Show}
(6:40) Stats: Wow... {Wow...}
(6:41) TY: Woah... {Woah…}
(6:41) Zest: Asks a question Did he really do it?
(6:43) Stats: Oh my...
(6:44) Zest: Answers himself No way, he did that for real.
(6:49) Leenock: Oh...
(6:50) JJAKJI: Wow... This is too cringy...
(6:51) Zest: It’s so hard to make money...
(6:54) Leenock: Extreme Job Really... It’s so hard to make money really…
(6:55) Stats: Oh my...
(6:56) [There is also the other person (to play the girl part)]
(6:57) Stats: Yes...
(6:58) Leenock: JJAKJI? {JJAKJI?}
(6:59) JJAKJI: {Disgusted} No, stop.
(7:00) [Please choose a member for that role.]
(7:03) {Ignore}
(7:04) {Dodge}
(7:04) Stats: Yes...
(7:05) {Silence}
(7:06) Stats: Yes... That’s right. There is no other than my roommate.
(7:08) Zest: {Chosen!} What? Me?
(7:12) Zest: Do I have to go through this?

(7:15) {Pinocchio Masterpiece Theater Ep. 1} {Love that cannot be}
(7:20) {Main Actor Stats role - DaeYup}
(7:22) {Main Actor Zest role - SeungSoon} (they made the name feminine)
(7:25) {Suddenly you came into my heart}
(7:31) {I also tightly held onto your hands}
(7:35) {However, we cannot be together}
(7:37) Stats: “SeungSoon... I will go now...”
(7:43) {But... I don’t want to let you go!}
(7:45) {Forceful...!}
(7:49) {Romantic...!}
(7:53) Leenock: No, where are you going?
(7:57) Stats: {<- Staying in role till the end}
(7:57) JJAKJI: That’s so disgusting...
(7:58) Zest: {Disgusting}

(7:59) [We have two left here.]
(8:01) Stats: Yes...
(8:02) [Please give this to a team member that you think will do great.]
(8:02) {It’s disappointing like this Allow other members a chance to (snipe) women’s hearts…}
(8:05) Stats: Oh! This one is good.
(8:07) Zest: {?} What’s this?
(8:08) Stats: Honestly, for this kind of things…
(8:11) Zest: What the, did you plan this (with the staff)? {Effect of the smooch(?) SeungSoon does not understand what is going on} What’s going on?
(8:13) Stats: … JJAKJI.
(8:13) JJAKJI: No! Please don’t! {JJAKJI Chosen!} I hate this thing.
(8:16) JJAKJI: {Disgusted} I’m not gonna take it.
(8:17) Stats: Why not~
(8:17) JJAKJI: I’m not gonna take it.
(8:18) Stats: I feel like you will be really good at this.
(8:20) JJAKJI?: Let’s see what it is at least... “Kkot Ye Neh Ye?” {Kkot.Ye.Neh.Ye?}
(8:23) Leenock: Kkot Ye Neh Ye? {Kkot Ye Neh Ye?}
(8:24) Zest: Is that a new word? {That’s a new word?}
(8:25) Stats: {<- Leisure of the experienced} (relaxed because he doesn’t have to do it again)
(8:30) JJAKJI: {Please}
(8:31) Stats: {Touched by the cuteness}
(8:33) JJAKJI: Oh my... Honestly, {Help me} I think TY will be better at this.
(8:36) TY: Why me... {Heartless}
(8:40) JJAKJI: {!!!} Wait... Do I have to do this? Oh my…

(8:46) {LeePD’s Selfish Show “Close Up”}
(8:50) {Weather is nice, my mood is nice too} {Our Hoon is even better <3}
(8:55) JJAKJI: Is the flower cute? Or am I cute?
(8:58) Stats: {Shudder}
(8:59) JJAKJI: Oh my... This is so cringy... {Upset}
(9:02) Losira: Cringe… {Cringe}
(9:03) Stats: Yes... You are cuter. {Yes, you are cuter}
(9:04) JJAKJI: Wanna go out? {Take me}
(9:05) Stats: {Heart pounding}

– Pinocchio –

(9:09) [Now it’s time to choose the Pinocchio.]
(9:09) {kt Rolster’s Pinocchio?}
(9:12) [One, Two, Three!]
(9:14) {All votes to sweat-er Zest?}
(9:15) Zest: {?} Why aren’t you voting?
(9:16) Stats: {?} Why aren’t you voting?
(9:18) Losira: I don’t think there is (a Pinocchio).
(9:20) Leenock/Zest: {Backfire} It’s him! It’s him!

(9:31) Zest: I’ll do it...
(9:31) TY: Let me do it.
(9:32) Zest: No!
(9:34) Stats: Wow, it looks good on you.
(9:36) Losira: Oh~ Looking good.
(9:37) Zest: Wait, is this on right?
(9:38) Stats: Soulx Wow, he is still good looking with that on
(9:39) Leenock: You look like-
(9:40) Zest: {No lying}
(9:43) Leenock: You look like a westerner.

(9:45) {What is your impression coming to Pinocchio?}
(9:46) Zest: Well, for one, the only reason things came out as a lie is because my heart rate is a bit fast...

(9:52) Zest: We will do our best during Round 3 of Proleague, so please give love to our members.
(10:01) Stats: I feel like we had a great time coming with all our team members and I thank all the Pinocchio staff for giving us such an awesome time here.
(10:12) Everyone: Thank you~~
(10:12) {Thank you kt Rolster for being with us, Pinocchio}
(10:15) {We will be expecting awesome games during Proleague 2016 Round 3 Finals}

– Pinocchio –

{16.07.22 Pinocchio Zest}
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{Next episode - CJ ENTUS - will air 08/02 (Tuesday)}

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NinjaToss

Austria1383 Posts

August 01 2016 15:01 GMT

#23

Oh god I'm dying, this is too much for my heart

[16thSq] Kuro

1219 Posts

August 01 2016 15:51 GMT

#24

On August 02 2016 00:01 NinjaToss wrote:
Oh god I'm dying, this is too much for my heart

I did not expect this episode to go that way xD

NinjaToss

Austria1383 Posts

August 01 2016 18:22 GMT

#25

On August 02 2016 00:51 [16thSq] Kuro wrote:

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I did not expect this episode to go that way xD

I almost died laughing when I first watched the video, but now that I fully understand it, it's even worse

[16thSq] Kuro

1219 Posts

August 01 2016 18:52 GMT

#26

On August 02 2016 03:22 NinjaToss wrote:

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I almost died laughing when I first watched the video, but now that I fully understand it, it's even worse

I intentionally didn't watch before reading this time.
Oh dear xD

Phredxor

New Zealand15076 Posts

August 02 2016 01:12 GMT

#27

Zest beating people and poor single Stats. Good stuff, thanks for this :D

[16thSq] Kuro

1219 Posts

August 02 2016 06:47 GMT

#28

I just hope Stats doesn't kiss girls like he did Zest xD

Silvana

3713 Posts

August 02 2016 09:40 GMT

#29

my god poor Stats!

Losira in indeed getting more handsome (see that reddit thread for a fun comparisson)

And Zest seems to care too much about his image, both physical and as a person, no?

Elentos

55572 Posts

August 02 2016 09:57 GMT

#30

After reading this translation, I have a question though.

Do Zest and Stats have special beds, or why does everyone on the team go to their beds and not their own?

[16thSq] Kuro

1219 Posts

August 02 2016 10:40 GMT

#31

On August 02 2016 18:40 Silvana wrote:
my god poor Stats!

Losira in indeed getting more handsome (see that reddit thread for a fun comparisson)

And Zest seems to care too much about his image, both physical and as a person, no?

Yes, Losira has changed a lot. And not just in chest muscles as reddit notices

He seems to work on himself a lot and he grew up to be a handsome man haha

And yeaaaaah shy weak Zest right. He seems like quite complicated person haha

On August 02 2016 18:57 Elentos wrote:
After reading this translation, I have a question though.

Do Zest and Stats have special beds, or why does everyone on the team go to their beds and not their own?

I guess they just like to hang out with them? I guess only kt residents know.

Silvana

3713 Posts

August 02 2016 11:00 GMT

#32

Well they're roommates so maybe they have a separate room? and the others like to go to their beds just as your little brother use to do...

Elentos

55572 Posts

August 02 2016 11:07 GMT

#33

On August 02 2016 20:00 Silvana wrote:

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Well they're roommates so maybe they have a separate room? and the others like to go to their beds just as your little brother use to do...

I'm a little brother and I never went and laid down on my brother's bed because I felt like it. I mean I can get that maybe they wanna hang out, but why lie down on one of their beds? Do we not own chairs?

[16thSq] Kuro

1219 Posts

August 02 2016 11:27 GMT

#34

On August 02 2016 20:07 Elentos wrote:

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well, they spend most of their time sitting in chairs playing, maybe they're tired

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