EPTPinocchio
Episode 4: MVP
Forte 
Seed Ryung Choya
Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge)
Translation by sarge0117. Some proofreading by Kuro (me).
Episode 4: MVP
Forte Seed Ryung ChoyaPinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge)
Translation by sarge0117. Some proofreading by Kuro (me).
Format:
[Questions/Comments from Producers]
{Words appearing on screen / Expressive words}
Name: blah blah and respective {Expressive words}
(comments)
(btw they started calling the machine AlphaGo)
– Pinocchio –
Pinocchio’s 4th Guest: MVP
Everyone: Hello~ We are MVP~
[How do you guys feel about getting invited to Pinocchio?]
Choya: I lie on a daily basis, so I am not afraid.
Ryung: So we are choosing the Pinocchio other than Choya.
Choya: {That’s right} You gotta exclude me.
Ryung: I feel like he will also beat that (machine).
Seed: Of course, he can.
Choya: {High Confidence} I have the ability to beat the lie detector.
– Pinocchio –
First up! MVP’s youngest: Forte!
Forte: Wow, I am nervous, more than during competition.
Seed: (Q.) There is a member I would bully if he was younger than me.
Choya: This is definitely a yes.
Forte: {NO!} No, I respect all older teammate hyeongs. So no, no.
(hyung / hyeong (형) - "older brother", polite term used by men towards men older than them)
Choya: {You talk too long~}
Forte: {Sounds of breathing: IN IN OUT OUT} {MIND CONTROL!}
(BUZZZZ False!)
Forte: Owww! {Owie}
Seed: Wow, that’s interesting.
Choya: {SO FUNNY} Let's interrogate him about who it is. We have a lot of time.
Seed: Let’s ask him about each member.
Choya: We should know by that. Is it Blaze?
{ME?}
Forte: Yes, it's Blaze.
Choya: Try the machine. Blaze?
{Trying to avoid calling out someone who is here}
(BUZZZZ False!)
{FAILED}
Forte: Owww! {Startled} But it's right...
(? Not sure what Choya is saying... too much laughing/mumbling ?)
Choya: You better tell the truth or you are gonna get it back at the house. (?)
Ryung: He lied within a minute.
Choya: Exactly!
[Q. Is that person HERE?]
Forte: Here????? Uh. Uh... I... think so...
{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ} (laughing)
Choya: It's gotta be me.
Forte: {AlphaGo... Please spare me...}
AlphaGo: {Wanna live?}
(Ding! True~)
AlphaGo: {NOPE!} {LOL LOL}
Choya: {Of Course}
Forte: No...
Choya: {Bloodthirsty} No, you be quiet, I will see you in a bit.
- - -
Ryung: (Q.) I have no idea why the coach is in the qualifiers.
Forte: Yes! {YES!} No idea!
Ryung: Oh~ good good.
{The Youngest's Ambition}
(Ding! True~)
Choya: {Why you little (plural)} What is this, my special episode? Since it's already like this, let's go all the way. Put your hand back on it.
Choya: (Q.) I would like the coach to be younger than me?
Forte: Well, maybe just for a day, for fun. It wouldn’t be a bad idea. {YES!}
Choya: Not just for a day.
Forte: Maybe just for a bit...
Choya: For a bit? {So that was me in the first Q.} So that was me before.
Seed: You didn’t know?
Choya: I knew but...
(Ding! True~)
Choya: Oh!
Forte: (?? Too fast mumbling) {Bright Smile}
Forte: First, Choya, walk. {1. Choya, walk}
Choya: But my ankle hurts~
Forte: Then Ryung, give me water. {2. Ryung, give me water}
Ryung: Yes (formally).
Forte: And Seed, reflect in the bathroom. {3. Seed, reflect (no object) in the bathroom}
Seed: Wait reflect on what?
{Commands have no ???motive...}
Ryung: Wait, you are not laughing right?
Forte: No, I am just so happy right now.
Seed: But is that all you got?
Choya: Forte~ Let's continue this when we get back to the team house.
Forte: No... I am innocent...
Choya: No, it's too late.
– Pinocchio –
Second up is: Ryung!
Ryung: Woah, this is so scary!
Forte: Hyeong, it feels like your hand is ripping.
Choya: (Q.) Honestly, the best player in MVP is Ryung (me)?
Ryung: {NO!}
Choya: {Because GuMiho is there...} He is always in the practice room with GuMiho praising each other.
(BUZZZZ False!)
Ryung: Ohhh! Ohh What is this!
{AlphaGo: You okay? Surprised huh?}
Choya: HAHAHAHA what are you-?
Ryung: I thought my hands were bleeding... Ow...
{GuMiho is confused watching the show?}
Choya: You always tell GuMiho that he is better and all.
Seed: Should we tell GuMiho?
Choya: No, GuMiho will probably watch the show.
Ryung: {Excuses Excuses} Well, I spoke without thinking. I just spoke too soon. Well, in the practice room, GuMiho is better. But I am a little better in tournaments... that’s it. But this thing hurt... My mind is escaping me.
- - -
Forte: (Q.) When I was coming back, I had no interest in team MVP?
Ryung: {NO!} {CON CEN TRA TING}
(BUZZZZ False!)
Ryung: {UWAAA!!} {Being a wimp} This is gonna make me bleed! This hurts...
Seed: What team did you want to go?
Ryung: Well, I just wanted any team... {Being Honest} I did not know reality would be this harsh. But when I was not in a team, MVP took me in. {MVP <3} So I do my best in return.
- - -
Choya: (Q.) I am already a star but my team does not treat me as such.
Ryung: Well, this... {NO!} Not at all. {Very Relaxed}
Seed: Don’t cry~
(BUZZZZ False!)
{MVP’s official star ☆RYUNG ☆}
Ryung: Uh ahhhh! Oww that hurt.. wow everything is a lie.
Everyone: (outrage talks)
Seed: Your life is a lie huh.
Choya: {You're a star?} Are you a star?
Ryung: Well.. not a star...
Seed: Like an associate celebrity (half-celebrity)?
Ryung: {Exactly!} Yea, around there, just not a TOP star. {☆I am a star☆} But I am a star.
[How does the team treat you (Ryung)?]
Ryung: Not really any special treatment, they just let me be. I just live by my own.
[How is Choya treating you (Ryung)?]
Ryung: Me?
Choya: I treat him well.
Ryung: {?} Huh?
Choya: {Confident} I am treating you well, no??
Ryung: {What?} This is ‘treating well’? Well, every person feels differently.
Choya: Yeah, everyone feels different things.
Ryung: I feel like I am the one treating Choya well. I am the one that is nice to Choya. {Bickering}
Choya: {Bickering} What do you mean, I do nothing? That makes me sad.
Ryung: Yea, that’s it.
- - -
[Any other questions (for Ryung)?]
Ryung: Wow I am sweating. It's all been lies.
Choya: I have one. (Q.) Have you ever been tired of your current long-term girlfriend?
Ryung: Oh, never! {NO!}
Choya: Oh really?
Ryung: Yes, I always live my days thanking her. {Innocent}
Forte: Ah, I wish it would be (?)
Seed: I think it’s a lie...
(BUZZZZ FALSE!)
{Gripping harder}
Ryung: Oh, what's that sound? {Pretending} Why? I didn’t say it hurt... {Restless}
Choya: {Sorry} I am really sorry to Ryung’s girlfriend!! I shouldn’t have asked...
Ryung: Everything came out false?
Seed: {Yeah} Yeah. How is everything false?
Ryung: Oh my, I am sweating so much.
Forte: Hyeong, are you trying to make everything come out false?
Ryung: I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend over 1 year and a half. I never felt tired of her, {Honest Honest} I love her even more day by day. I will not falter regarding my love life because of this machine.
Forte: {Kyaa <3}
[Tell her that you love her]
Ryung: That I love her? {Embarrassed Embarrassed}
Choya: Ohhh, you look so cool~
Ryung: {Love you <3} I love you! Is that all?
Choya: {Breaking the moment} But.. this is also a lie. This can be a lie too.
Seen: I think he is just acting.
– Pinocchio –
(Next is Seed.)
Seed: {Surprisingly nervous} This does make you nervous.
Ryung: (Q.) Among current pro-gamers, the best looking one is me.
Seed: Nope. {NO!}
{I survived next to Woo-Sung Jung (actor)}
(Ding! True~)
Ryung: Has Seed just been fighting within himself?
{Seed the Master of Mind Control?}
Seed: I only speak the truth.
[I am confident that I am better looking than this pro-gamer.]
Seed: Pro-gamer Choya. {a pro-gamer?}
Ryung: He called him pro-gamer. (instead of coach)
Seed: Well, because he’s always in qualifiers and all.
Ryung: {True} Yea, that’s a pro-gamer.
Choya: {Sulking} Good for you, you are better looking than me. Press the button.
Seed: {No No} I’m not calling you not good looking, I am just better looking than you.
Choya: {Whatever} So you are calling me ugly?
Seed: {Exposing} It's because Choya thinks he is better looking than most pro-gamers.
Choya: Me?
Seed: Ask him later if he thinks he is good looking.
Choya: {Confident} That’s a yes.
Seed: {Oh my}
Choya: Life is confidence, no?
- - -
Forte: (Q.) During Coach Choya's absence, the one that lead us to victory was 100% me.
{Due to Choya’s surgery Seed filled the spot as the coach}
Seed: Yes.
(Ding! True~)
Everyone: {Oh~} Oh~~
Seed: When it was Entry Format, I did a good job at matching.
Ryung: {Agreeing}
Seed: I just did what felt right in my head, like I was possessed by God.
{Blessing of the Entry God}
Seed: And we were lucky that all those fit.
Choya: {Nod Nod}
Seed: But also, {Heh} it was all because of me.
Choya: Well, our team’s performance is not that overwhelming, same in terms of individual results. So our strategy is to snipe the teams individually. I am very proud of my teammates that they would win even if I let them play by themselves. But that backfired and we all lost. So then I realized that we should just stick with sniping strategy. {Realizing}
- - -
[Any other questions (for Seed)?]
Choya: {Firmly} He’s no fun, so no.
Seed: {So cool} Well, just edit my parts out.
– Pinocchio –
(Last: Choya)
Ryung: (Q.) I have regretted writing some things on SNS? (Social Network Service - Social Media)
Choya: Of course. {YES!}
Seed: Wow that question is obviously a yes. It should ask the opposite.
Choya: Of course it is.
(BUZZZZ False!)
Choya: {Uaaaa} Oww. OWWWWW. {First calm, then rage}
Ryung: He was about to stand up on two feet.
Choya: There were times when I thought ‘I shouldn’t do that next time.’ But after writing, I just think that ‘I have said what I wanted...
Ryung: {Like "GD"} Wow like GDragon.
Choya: (continuing) ... in my own way.'
Ryung: At least in terms of SNS.
{SCII’s Free Spririt Choya C-Dragon}
Choya: Come over here.
Ryung: (Q.) Then have you ever repeated the same regretful act?
Choya: Yes, I have repeated many regretful acts! {YES!} But we gotta live like that. {Confident} We only have one life to live; we don’t need to be so tactful. My SNS- (interrupted) No. The reason why people look at my SNS is because they like to. So in front of them, I can say all kinds of things.
Seed: I.. don’t think they look because they want to.
Choya: No...
- - -
Seed: (Q.) I am sad that overall team performance had improved during my absence.
Choya: {Sad} Of course, I was sad because I also wanted to give a high-five but I could not give a high-five since I was not there at the stadium.
(Ding! True~)
Choya: I really wanted give the team a high-five, since I know that they are doing their best.
Ryung: {If you truly think so...} Let's give him a high-five then.
{[b]The Pinocchio Campaign Let's give our hurt coach a warm high-five...}
Ryung: Well, we won a lot during the 3rd round. (??)
Choya: People told us that we wouldn’t make it. I believe that we will all pull through, always thinking as if it's our last chance. We are all doing our best. And I believe good opportunities will follow.
– Pinocchio –
{Who is today’s Pinocchio?}
[One, two, three!]
{Voila}
Forte: Wow, that really suits you.
{It’s a punishment, but he seems to be enjoying it;;}
Ryung: It was all lies, EXCEPT for the last part about my girlfriend; I cannot accept it.
Choya: {Do it again} Do it again.
Ryung: {Hesitation} ... No, thanks.. Can’t trust that thing.
Choya: {Serious} We will do our best, thinking as if this is our last chance, and we will also continue to perform to the best of our abilities. So please love us everyone.
{Please cheer for MVP!}
– Pinocchio –
{16.06.07 Pinocchio Ryung}
Please leave questions to pro-gamers of your choice on Pinocchio’s SNS. We will send gifts of that pro-gamer’s Polaroid photo through a raffle. Thank... hehe Thank you.
– Pinocchio –
{The next episode: SAMSUNG Galaxy will air 06/21(Tue) 4:30pm KST on eSportsTV}
