EPTSPL Pinocchio
Episode 7: CJ Entus
herO MC Hush 
ByuL
Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge)
Translation by sarge0117. Proofreading by Kuro (me).
Episode 7: CJ Entus
herO MC Hush ByuLPinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge)
Translation by sarge0117. Proofreading by Kuro (me).
Format:
[Questions/Comments from Producers]
{Words appearing on screen / Expressive words}
Name: blah blah and respective {Expressive words}
(comments)
– Pinocchio –
(0:06) MC: Hello~ We are CJ ENTUS!
(0:06) {The 7th Guest is CJ ENTUS}
(0:07) MC: SAY HELLO!
(0:07) Hush: No, I was gonna say after...
(0:12) Hush: Sorry...
(0:13) [Q. Which team member do you guys think will get caught the most?]
(0:16) MC: This one.
(0:17) {Hush: 1 vote}
(0:17) MC: He is generally fake.
(0:19) herO: I also think Hush will get caught.
(0:20) {Hush: 2 votes}
(0:22) herO: (I think) he will get caught.
(0:23) ByuL: I also think Hush... It’s pretty bad.
(0:24) {Hush: 3 votes}
(0:26) herO: There was that one time when I knew I did horribly in a game but Hush says “Ohhh {Absentminded} why are you so good?”
(0:31) MC: {That’s right) Yea... (mumbling)
(0:33) ByuL: {That’s right} Sometimes he comes up behind you and says that.
(0:35) Hush: Hurt These people can’t pick on me (dongsaeng*) enough. (*”younger brother” - generally younger man)
(0:38) MC: Oh, we will check today.
– Pinocchio –
(0:41) {The first challenger is ByuL!}
(0:42) herO: Expectations ByuL will make it funny (for us).
(0:46) herO: Q1. “Honestly, after the finals it’s a little awkward with me (herO).”
(0:46) ByuL: Uhh... No. NO! {NO!}
(0:57) herO: {Surely not, ByuL}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(0:59) ByuL: {Mommy}
(1:01) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(1:06) ByuL: Ah... Why does this sting so much?
(1:08) herO: {So you did…}
(1:11) ByuL: Well, honestly, I thought I wasn’t awkward (with him) after finals.
(1:17) herO: {Hurt} Why are you trying to put this on me?
(1:19) ByuL: I was not very happy... because I lost badly.
(1:23) herO: Later we went out for a drink and I pampered him a lot.
(1:27) ByuL: {So cool} I accepted (the loss) like a man.
– – –
(1:31) MC: Q2. “I liked my teammates back in SPARKYZ more than my current teammates.”
(1:34) ByuL: {!!!} Uh... {Tense*} (*+ Show Spoiler +
뜨끔 means “heated”; it has a lot of uses but one of them is when you feel a heat in emotion i.e. a robber came out a house and when he saw a police, he felt *; So it is kinda like worried/anxious/troubled/tense feeling…
(1:38) herO: It’s over. It’s over. He’s thinking.
(1:40) Hush: {Too late} You have to watch what you say now.
(1:41) ByuL: No. {NO!}
(1:44) ByuL: I was not expecting this. {Pound} {Pound}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(1:49) {So you did... x2}
(1:52) ByuL: Ahh... This hurts so much... It stings... {Perplexed}
(1:55) Hush: {Betrayed} So we’ve been living with this kind of person...
(1:56) {ㅋㅋㅋ} {ㅋㅋㅋ}
(1:58) ByuL: I spent my days with the hyungs from SPARKYZ when things weren’t going well... so we have bonded a lot.
(2:11) herO: So you have no bonds with us?
(2:12) MC: We are just business partners?
(2:16) ByuL: I still... still... {Sudden Finish} am doing well with my teammates.
– Pinocchio –
(2:23) {Second is MC!}
(2:23) MC: Wow so nervous...
(2:25) Hush: Q1. “I prefer my own stream rather than televised games.”
(2:30) MC: Nope. {NO!}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(2:35) MC: AH!
(2:37) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(2:39) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(2:41) {Most ROARING reaction in Pinocchio history}
(2:44) MC: This feels weird.
(2:46) Hush: Shifting attention? Ah~ He is doing this reaction because he likes his personal stream?
(2:48) MC: Broadcasted games don’t show my human-like (real) side. So...
(2:52) herO: Oh~ {Oh~}
(2:54) MC: Yea... So... I think showing that side is funny.
(2:55) Hush: {Nod Nod}
(2:58) MC: CJ is really good. {Sudden love confession} Food is great.
(3:01) herO: Hyung, (tell us) 3 good things (about CJ).
(3:02) MC: Good things... First of all... the best thing is that food is great. And then... second is that the young ones have kind of a crazy side of them.
(3:14) {CJ Entus’ dol+I* one-two punch**: Hush and Bunny} (*+ Show Spoiler +
the “dol” refers to “stone” and “I” as in the english word “me” and it is a softened/media-use word to refer to a crazy person (또라이)
(3:14) MC: Especially Hush, he is pretty crazy, and Bunny, who is not here right now, is in top 3 crazy kids I’ve met in my life.
(3:24) herO: True. {That’s right}
(3:24) MC: Suddenly... when all the hyungs are eating, Bunny comes back to the team house. And then suddenly he comes to us and just starts “Yo~ B to the E to the A...” {YO~ DROP THE BEAT}
(3:34) Hush: {Agreed}
(3:34) MC: He starts rapping like that.
(3:35) ByuL: {Agreed}
(3:35) herO: {That’s right}
(3:36) MC: And since ignoring him would be kind of mean, I sometimes respond with some rapping like “Yo~ Yo~” {YO~ YO~} and Bunny gets so hyped when he gets a response, so he just starts rapping by himself. Yeah, he does that a lot. He thinks he is good. Honestly, it’s hard to keep listening to him.
(3:37) MC: And about Hush, if he was a lively dol+I, he is really a dol+I.* But he is actually a psychopath. (*MC tends to switch grammar mid sentence)
(3:55) herO/ByuL/Hush: {!}
(3:56) MC: Like he compliments people with no emotion on his face. Normally, if someone compliments, they are like {Full of emotion} “Wow hyung, you are really good!” or something like that.
(4:06) But Hush, he is like {Bland/Dull} “Hyung, you are really good.” “I can never control like that.” I feel like he has a sarcastic and emotionless tone.
(4:14) MC: Yeah... Do you admit it? {(Do you) admit?}
(4:16) herO: Explain to us.
(4:17) Hush: Well, I didn’t know he was calling me dol+I. {?} Wait, is that what dol+I is?
(4:21) Hush: I have never thought of myself being a dol+I.
(4:23) MC: That’s what dol+I is. Dol+I don’t know that they are indeed a dol+I.
(4:27) Hush: Ah... I admit. {Admit}
(4:29) MC: And the last good thing (about CJ) is that we can watch movies for free. So... {Shy <3} watch movies with me. Contact me, girls only.
– Pinocchio –
(herO TIMEEEEEEE)
(4:41) herO: {I’m shaking}
(4:42) ByuL: Q1. “I am the Number 1 Protoss.”
(4:47) herO: Nope. {NO!}
(4:49) ByuL: Mumble He’s gonna get caught.
(4:51) MC: He’s gonna get caught.
(4:51) herO: Really, no. {NEVER!!}
BUZZ! FALSE!
(4:54) herO: AHHH!
(4:56) Hush: {Surprised along with him ->}
(4:58) {Mommy}
(4:59) MC: Haha got caught!
(5:02) {It seems like we should give CJ Entus a best-reaction trophy}
(5:02) herO: Ah... This... Oh my...
(5:03) herO: Did I really get shocked by electricity?
(5:06) MC: Why are you breaking the machine?
(5:07) herO: No, hyung... I didn’t want to break it... Really...
(5:11) herO: {Sorry, AlphaGo}
(5:12) MC: He usually manipulates the media by saying “(I am) not doing well” or “It is hard these days”.
(5:14) MC: But when he does play-
(5:17) herO: What do you mean by “manipulating media”?
(5:17) MC: he does really well. He frequently acts like he is weak. {Crybaby!}
(5:22) MC: He says that he is not good all the time but when he plays, he destroys people.
(5:27) herO: When I am doing well, {Consecutive Winner Force} I have the confidence to win even if I do things wrong.
(5:32) Hush/MC: {Wow}
(5:35) Hush: {A.ma.zing.} Number 1’s mind is different.
(5:36) MC: (He is) awesome.
– – –
(5:37) MC: Q2. Proleague 2016 “During MC vs Zest, I was expecting MC to lose.”
(5:43) {A sharp attack that no one has expected}
(5:46) ByuL: Wow this is a strong (question).
(5:47) Hush: He (herO) has to watch what he says.
(5:49) Hush: This is really a strong one wow...
(5:53) MC: Speak! {Speak!}
(5:54) herO: {shake shake shake} Yes. {YES!}
(5:59) {Ready for the shock}
DING! TRUE~
(6:03) {”wooging”* <3} (*Just a random cute sound... )
(6:04) MC / ByuL /Hush: {!} {!} {!}
(6:04) herO: What the? No! {No}
(6:04) MC: Wow (outraged mumbling)
(6:06) herO: Nono {No} Nono {No}
(6:07) MC: Wow~ {That’s too much}
(6:07) herO: Nono {No} Nono {No}
(6:09) herO: You have to listen to (my explanation). Pleading You REALLY have to listen.
(6:13) herO: {Please listen} Really, listen (to me).
(6:14) MC: {ALREADY HURT}
(6:14) herO: (At that time) MC just came back to progaming and that game was his debut game. {Serious} And Zest is one of the best players, so I thought MC would have a hard time playing. I changed my mind after seeing him practice. … Yeah, after looking at him practice and seeing him play, I thought he would win.
– – –
(6:31) Hush: Q3. Proleague 2016 vs Jin Air During my (Hush’) game vs Maru, “I (herO) knew Hush would lose, so I was expecting to get another solo victory during the Ace Match.”
(6:38) herO: NEVER! {NO!}
(6:43) {That time CJ Entus won against Jin Air by 3-1} (Week 4 of Proleague Round 3)
BUZZ! FALSE!
(6:48) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(6:50) {herO {Pinocchio Official} cares more about solo wins than teammates}
(6:52) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(6:56) herO: This hurts~ {This hurts~}
(7:01) Hush: Hurry up and win it all!
(7:02) MC: Winning consecutively was more important. {You do it all yourself}
(7:03) herO: No...
(7:07) herO: Hush is really... He has 0 wins and 6 losses. But...
(7:11) MC: Why are you emphasizing that?
(7:12) herO: Nonono... In the practice room... Really... He told me I was Number 1 but I think Hush is above that.
(7:20) {Hush’ Protoss goes over the peak?}
(7:21) MC: {What are you saying} Ah... This is definitely a lie.
(7:21) Hush: {Wave of Disapproval}
(7:22) herO: {Seriously} No, really! Really! I always say this wherever I go...
(7:27) MC: Then let’s see, “Hush is Protoss Number 1.”
(7:29) herO: Ah nooo...
(7:30) MC: Do it! Hurry up!
(7:30) herO: Do it?
(7:31) MC: “Hush is Protoss Number 1!”
(7:32) herO: No, we have to add “in the practice room.” {Limited to practice room!}
(7:34) MC: {Really?} Oh “in the practice room”?
(7:35) MC: Q4. Hush is, among all pro-gamers, the Number 1 in the practice room?
(7:40) herO: {Confident} Yes! {YES!}
(7:41) Hush: Is he (herO) gonna give me another burn after saying all that?
(7:44) herO: This one is true.
BUZZ! FALSE!
(7:49) herO: {Tactful}
(7:50) Hush: {Whatever} Yeah... That happens...
(7:52) Hush: {Bitter} … That can happen...
– Pinocchio –
(7:54) {Last up is Hush!}
(7:56) herO: {lol}
(7:58) herO: Q1. “On Jeju Island, I was a person who was good at fighting.”
(8:02) MC: {Hush} He beat up people a lot.
(8:03) ByuL: {Cornering} (He is) done, because he is hesitating.
(8:06) Hush: Mmm... {Silent} Yes. {YES!}
DING! TRUE~
(8:11) MC: Wow~ {Wow}
(8:12) herO: As expected {Ddabong* (thumbs up)} (*tá bom is portuguese)
(8:12) MC: We can’t mess with him anymore.
(8:15) Hush: {Jeju Island’s tough guy Hush} I was not the type to bow my head to people (be submissive)... Just like... what am I supposed to say?
(8:20) MC: Oh, you were il-jin*. So he really is a dol+I {Like I said, right?} (*leader/boss of i.e. high school)
(8:24) {Anonymous report made to Pinocchio} [In the past, someone said there was a time when all the CJ Entus members bowed and said “Welcome back, Brother*” to Hush.] (*Brother here is used to refer to someone like a higher up gang member)
(8:33) Hush: Well, that was...
(8:34) herO: That is a fact. {That is true}
(8:35) Hush: They did that as a joke, I don’t beat up anyone. Well... If I am not feeling too happy, {Murderous} I may beat the crap out of them.
(8:41) MC: {Shiver} Sounds like he implicitly threatened (us).
(8:45) herO: Let us all do better.
– – –
(8:47) ByuL: Q2. “If there is a possibility, I would like to film another video of “Crayon Pop”.”
(8:51) Hush: {Not possible} Nope. {NO!}
(8:56) {<- the 1 person who was part of it as well}
DING! TRUE~
(8:58) MC / ByuL / herO: Wow~
(8:59) Hush: {Relieved} Honestly, I don’t really like to dance. Besides, I can’t even dance well... All of a sudden But I’m not saying that I don’t like the producer or anything.
(9:06) MC: {?} No one said anything about that. Question, go? {Question GO?}
(9:10) Hush: Right now, it has become a good memory.
(9:12) herO: {GO!} Ask him that question right now.
(9:13) Hush: It is only a good memory.
(9:14) MC: Q3. “I don’t like the Director Park Yong Woon* for making me do the Crayon Pop parody.” (*known as head coach Park)
(9:16) Hush: {Cough} {Cough} Yes! {Serious look} {YES!}
(9:20) {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
(9:22) Hush: I really hated it.
DING! TRUE~
(9:28) Hush: {Just that time!} But only that time. I didn’t want to do it but he forced me to it.
(9:32) herO: (He is) honest. {(He is) honest}
(9:32) MC: (He is) honest. {(You are) Cool}
(9:33) Hush: I really hated it. herO probably remembers, he always told me that.
(9:37) herO: {?} What did I say?
(9:38) Hush: {Frame} That if he could, he would love to dance again.
(9:40) herO: When! {When did I}
(9:43) herO: If Hush will do it, I will.
(9:45) Hush: I’m not gonna do it.
(9:45) herO: I remember one part of it.
(9:46) MC: I will do it too, if Hush does it, the “jumping” part. {I will do it too}
(9:48) herO: Yea, the “jumping” part.
(9:49) Hush: Tough Guy If we are gonna do it, all 4 of us should do the “jumping”.
(9:50) ByuL: What... Why... Why me? {Why me…}
(9:52) Hush: Then I’m not gonna do it, {Not gonna do it} not gonna do it. {Not gonna do it}
– Pinocchio –
(9:55) {Gonna do it!}
(9:56) {READY~}
(9:57) {GO!}
(9:58) {JUMPING!} {JUMPING!}
(9:59) {JUMPING!} {JUMPING!}
(10:00) {JUMPING!} {JUMPING!}
(10:00) {JUMPING!} {JUMPING!}
(10:01) {JUMPING!} {JUMPING!}
(10:01) MC: {What is this}
(10:01) {JUMPING!}
(10:05) {If anyone wants to know the original video, search for CJ-ENTUS-yon POP ^^}
(10:06) herO: Nope, can’t do this.
(10:07) MC: We don’t even time it right.
– Pinocchio –
(10:08) {CJ Entus’ Pinocchio?} [Please point to the one person that you think lied the most.]
(10:13) herO: (The answer is) already known.
(10:14) [One, Two, Three]
(10:16) ByuL: {...} {Dull}
(10:18) ByuL: Am I supposed to respond in some way?
(10:21) {Q. What is your impression of being here on Pinocchio?}
(10:21) MC: Today’s Pinocchio was really fun. The episodes, lies, and all, were all a way of fun, so I hope you don’t take all of it too seriously. Uh... It was really fun. It was fun right?
(10:37) herO: Yes.
(10:38) Hush: Because we had MC. {MC is Best!}
(10:39) herO: You are MC.
(10:39) MC: And we got a Pinocchio.
(10:41) ByuL: I am pretty honest and I don’t know why I got caught. I think there is a problem with the machine.
(10:47) herO: His nose...
(10:48) MC: But all the Pinocchios said exactly the same thing (you said).
(10:51) ByuL: Oh really? Nonetheless Thank you.
(10:54) {Thank you CJ Entus for the fun recording!}
– Pinocchio –
{Next: SKT T1 episode will air 08/16 (Tuesday) on eSportsTV.}
