Pinocchio
Episode 3: Jin Air Green Wings
Maru
Rogue
sOs
HyuN
Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and are tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge, I personally have very mixed feeling about that thing but oh well)
This translation was done by sarge0117. I was allowed to post it here.
Episode 3: Jin Air Green Wings




Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and are tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge, I personally have very mixed feeling about that thing but oh well)
This translation was done by sarge0117. I was allowed to post it here.
(the lines in {} is the text on screen)
– Pinocchio –
Pinnochio’s third guest: JinAir Green Wings
Rogue: Hello~
Everyone: Wow…..
{awkward claps}
{Reactions like machine..}
– Pinocchio –
[Have you guys watched Pinocchio before?]
Rogue: I did. It looks fun, but I’m worried that it will hurt.
sOs: I trust myself, but I don’t trust that machine.
– Pinocchio –
{First Challenger! HyuN}
Q1: Due to age, I have an awkward relationship with my coach, Ha TaeJun.
HyuN: No, we get along well.
(Ding! TRUE)
HyuN: {relief}
sOs: wow so this is a veteran (someone old)
{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
HyuN: We are not awkward, we get along very well {Ha TaeJun <3 }
Q2: Due to age, you are territorial in your team.
HyuN: No, not at all. Since I am older, the younger ones are nice to me. Nice to me. NICE TO ME. NICE TO ME. NICE TO ME. NICE T-
(Ding! TRUE)
Maru: Do we have to talk like that?
sOs: Do we just rap things?
Rogue: I guess just don’t think about anything...
{Others trying to figure out how to trick their own minds}
HyuN: It’s only been a month, but everyone is very considerate and make me very comfortable in the new team.
[Do you have a roommate?]
Rogue: {smirk}
HyuN: Well, I have gained quite a bit of weight, and as a result, I snore very loudly. And I got kicked out, so now I use a room by myself.
Rogue: I was not really bothered by the snoring, but when it happened one time, other members were also awake in the morning, at the same time.
{The intense memory of the nose song(?)}
HyuN: {embarrassed x2}
– Pinocchio –
Rogue: {nervous}
Q1: JinAir’s best is me.
Rogue: Uhh, no. No.
HyuN: {c’mon get it}
(Ding! TRUE)
HyuN: !!!!!
Rogue: The real best is the one that’s staring at me with those scary eyes, sOs. {Looks around (being tact)} I am just captain by title; I just listen to sOs, even for picking a menu for late night snacks. {The real one in control is sOs, that even controls late night snack menu}
sOs: {refute} I’m not really the best, more like Rogue doesn’t have an opinion as a captain.
Rogue: {Agreed!} Yes, I agree. {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ} {sudden confession} I don’t think the title fits me…
Q2: I think I am good at dancing and practice dancing frequently.
Rogue: {surprised} NO… I didn’t dance… No.
(Shock False)
Rogue: OWWW!
{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
*Rogue starts to explain to everyone after getting shocked*
Rogue: After a workout, I did a little by myself while in the bathroom.
HyuN: Didn’t he dance for his ceremony?
Rogue: {That’s Right!} Ah yes, that was it.
[Show us that dance]
Rogue: {Firmly} No.. no..
[Just a little bit, for the fans]
Rogue: {Sh.. Should I..?} {!!!!!} I don’t wanna…{Sudden long face}
sOs: Wow this suits my/our taste!
Q3: If I was a female, I would marry one of my teammates.
Rogue: {thinking hard} (bgm) NO!
sOs: {LOL}
{Silently.. expecting?}
(Ding! TRUE)
Rogue: I think Maru was expecting to be him.
Maru: {NEVER} {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
Rogue: No, it’s not Maru.
Maru: I hate him. He always hugs me after he gets drunk.
{Different kind of bromance after some drinks}
Rogue: No, stop. STOP! Honestly, everyone is kinda disgusting/gross.
HyuN: {I’m not gross} I shouldn’t be included, since I’m still new in the house.
Rogue: {Gross} No, you are.
HyuN: Oh… I am?
– Pinocchio –
Maru: {shaking}
Q1: Even I am amazed by my controls.
Maru: Yes, I think so.
{Even if it looks shameless, his answer cannot be refuted}
(Shock! Lies)
Maru: {Mommy!} Ah! {Surprised}
[Who do you think has the best controls then?]
Maru: ME, this machine is weird
Q2: I am a great speaker, but my image makes me act cute.
Maru: hahaha NO.
(Shock! LIES)
{Lies again!!}
Maru: {Why you do this to me ㅠㅠ}
sOs: So you that guy covered in veils.
Maru: I don’t think I ACT cute.
Everyone: {Do it} DO IT, {Do it} DO IT THEN {Do it}
sOs: Do that head tilt thing.
Maru: Ahh… I’m scared…
Q3: Do you think you are cute?
Maru: YES
{Will it be shocks three times in a row}
(Shock! Lies)
Maru: {Maybe this thing hates me}
HyuN: But he did the opening for proleague
(video)
{I am cutie (귀요미) player Maru.}
[Show us one of your CUTE poses]
Maru: {Perplexed} {Embarrased, awkward} …….;;;;;
Rogue: {Nahhhh} Do this one {Bbooing Bbooing}
sOs: {God….}
Maru: {L.. Like this?}
– Pinocchio –
{sOs’s turn}
Q1: My eye-smile is actually quite attractive, people just don’t know it.
sOs: {?} What kind of question is that? {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ} YES!!
{Bit unexpected answer}
(Ding! TRUE)
{Since its true, time to prove it..}
[Then can you then smile to the camera? Whenever you are ready.]
sOs: {Perplexed} Ah wait..!
{sOs’s killer smile}
Q2: Since I was jealous of Rogue’s ceremonies, I have a couple I made just in case.
sOs: NO
Rogue: {Tsk}
(Ding! TRUE)
Rogue: {What the} But he does copy my dance to annoy me, show us hyung.
sOs: {scratch} {scratch}
Rogue: It’s embarrassing…
HyuN: {HyuN’s proposal} You should do the yell thing again.
Rogue: Oh that yell?
HyuN: Yea, the “IYAAAAAAAAA”
[Do you think you can do it right now? {Power of PD} If you don’t do it now, we will attach the video from that time]
sOs: {chooses to reenact} I’ll do it, just don’t attach the video.
Rogue: Why not both?
HyuN: Yea, we need comparison.
sOs: IYAAAAAAAA
{Promise is promise. We didn’t attach the video}
Q3: If I ever win Global Finals again, I will pay for full price. [TN: Possibly talking about a meal for the team but it isn't specified]
sOs: NO!
Rogue: {Consolidating} Well it’s because that’s impossible.
sOs: No, no.
Rogue: So like maybe 1K {100,000 won?}
sOs: No, no.
{Expression of strong resolution}
(Ding! TRUE)
HyuN: wait, he didn’t get caught once?
sOs: {see that?} Control your emotions.
Rogue: {Oh you’ll see soon}
Rogue: Oh then, I have a question for you.
Q4: If I ever play AlphaGo in SCII, then the representative should be Me.
sOs: {Of course?} Who told you ask like that.
Rogue: {shivers} It has to be me.
sOs: YES
(Ding! True)
{True again!!}
Maru: {No fun} This is no fun
sOs: If I am ever picked as the representative, shouldn’t we just say thank you.
– Pinocchio –
[We now have to pick the Pinocchio. Whoever that lied to most.]
{Only one that’s fidgeting}
HyuN: Well, without even thinking, the viewers should know who the Pinocchio is.
Everyone: One, two, three. -> MARU
{Maru is picked!}
sOs: So you just pull on this (and let go?)
Maru: {shocked} GOD NOOOO.
HyuN: No, probably not.
Maru: {it’s gonna hurt} It’s gonna hurt…
{How is Pinocchio}
Maru: It’s my first time using the machine. It’s actually quite fun, please watch it!
Everyone: Please watch Pinocchio!
{Please love Pinocchio ^^}
– Pinocchio –
{2016. 05. 24 Pinocchio Maru}
Maru: Please leave a question via twitter or facebook that you want to ask. We will pick a winner and send a polaroid of the player as gift.
– Pinocchio –
{Next MVP will air on 06/07}