EPTPinocchio
Episode 5: Samsung Galaxy
Stork 
Solar 
BrAvO Dear
Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge)
Translation by sarge0117. Proofreading by Kuro (me).
Episode 5: Samsung Galaxy
Stork Solar BrAvO DearPinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.
(I'm not gonna judge)
Translation by sarge0117. Proofreading by Kuro (me).
Format:
[Questions/Comments from Producers]
{Words appearing on screen / Expressive words}
Name: blah blah and respective {Expressive words}
(comments)
– Pinocchio –
{Pinnochio’s 5th Guest is: Samsung Galaxy}
Stork: Hello, I am Samsung Galaxy’s coach, Stork.
[Q. Have you ever watched Pinocchio?]
Stork: Didn’t afreeca do it?
[Yes]
Stork: The afreeca one was funny {Shyly} (Direct translation: Prudent)
Dear: {Jealousy?} I feel like it was no fun.
BrAvO: {No} Maybe it was fun...
{We expect Samsung Galaxy to be fun as well ^^}
[Q. Which member do you think will be caught a lot?]
[One, Two, Three]
Solar: {Me?}
– Pinocchio –
{First up is Dear!!}
Stork: Q. I feel more comfortable with my former teammates than my current teammates.
Dear: Uh, what should I do...
Stork: {What?}
BrAvO: Yes or No?
Dear: {YES!} Yes
Solar: {YES?}
(Ding~ True!)
BrAvO: {Wut}
{I see} {so we are the most uncomfortable}
Dear: I have gotten a lot of dongseang (younger members) in this team, so I have become more lazy and such. I feel like it has been better when there were hyungs (older members) around {Honest}.
Stork: Yesterday we were recording for StarLeague Profiles. There were four people from our team, and five from Jin Air. And in Jin Air there are a lot of pro-gamers from HwaSeung OZ and STX SOUL, right? {Sad} He talked with them more than us.
(flashbacks from the photoshoot)
{Friendly} {Lovey Dovey}
{Left Maru Right Rogue Dear looking more comfortable than ever}
– – –
Solar: Q. Dear is a fashionista?
{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
Dear: {NO!} No
Stork: {No?} Why are you saying opposite answers, is it because it’s a show?
BrAvO: {Lies!} I feel like it's not gonna be true.
{Dear, will he come out as Samsung Galaxy’s representative fashionista?}
(Ding~ True!)
Stork: {No Way} He didn’t get caught yet?
Dear: What are you saying~
Solar: Every day, he always criticizes us that we have poor tastes in clothes.
Dear: Because if we go out like that, I feel like we would get bad looks... yes...
Stork: {Dumbfounded}
Dear: I didn’t have any negative intentions from it though.
[Q. Then do you think you dress very well?]
BrAvO: {LOL}
{Okay... we understand everything...}
– Pinocchio –
(Second up is: BrAvO)
Dear: {Look at this}
BrAvO: {Anxious} {Worried}
Stork: What? What?
Dear: Q. I wish commentator Yoo Dae-Hyun (GoliathMonster) would stop mentioning me on shows.
BrAvO: {NO!} No
{During non-broadcasted Pinocchio Ep. 1}
Chae Min-Joon (Chaester): Q. I have biasedly commentated during BrAvO’s game.
Dae-Hyun: {Regarding BrAvO} {Serious} {Serious} Regarding BrAvO, I say things that will allow BrAvO to do a lot better, almost perfectly. {Showing different kind of affection} And say that even BrAvO did well, I say that he did okay, or the opposite. It's called “reversed bias”. Regarding bias towards BrAvO, my answer is no.
(BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ)
Dae-Hyun: What the? {BrAvO...} {I give you so much special treatment...}
{Hyung... I feel reassured because you are here}
(BUZZ~ False!)
{PinocchiOfficial BrAvO, Commentator Yoo Dea-Hyun’s mentions are burdensome}
BrAvO: Owww! Ow!! Ow that hurt...
Stork: I personally think that whenever I participate in tournaments as a coach, commentators spotlight me. That is a bit burdensome. {Optimistic} But I think it’s better than not being mentioned at all.
BrAvO: {Nod} {Nod}
Dear: I like the fact that my teammate hyung is getting the spotlight, but I wonder what others think of that.
BrAvO: {To. Newly wed Dae-Hyun} It's amazing that a hyung I knew from long ago is getting married. I wish him to be happy even though he is getting married late (age).
– Pinocchio –
{Youngest Solar Challenges!}
{Precise} {Precise}
BrAvO: Q. I take more time dying my hair than playing games.
Solar: {NO!} No
{Blondie Solar made impactful memories}
(BUZZ! FALSE!)
Solar: {AH...!} Ow! {Owie}
BrAvO: Told you it hurts.
{Time for clarification}
Solar: No, it's not true, really. I was just nervous. I spend so much time practicing, even more so recently, that I don’t have time to dye my hair. This one is wrong.
Stork: You dyed your hair yesterday.
{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
Stork: For profile recording. You told us that you had to dye your hair before going.
Solar: Then it's because of that.
BrAvO: {!} {Raises hand} I have a personal question.
Stork: More questions, the better, {Jokingly} since he can feel more pain.
BrAvO: Q. I, Solar, am the richest in the team?
Solar: {NO!} No. That is not true. Not true.
{Is Solar’s Golden-Spoon* rumor true? } (*being rich)
(BUZZ! FALSE!)
{I am} {rich} (“How can that be!”) {Kang-Mansour}
Solar: Owwwww!
BrAvO: {Knew it!}
{Solar, let's be friends...}
Everyone: He’s rich! He’s rich!
Stork: AlghaGo is becoming more reliable.
BrAvO: {AlphaGo is the best} It's so true!
Stork: I recently saw his bank account balance.
{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
Stork: It was so much. And didn’t you say that you had a TV on your bathtub?
{Luxury life completion - Bathtub + TV}
Solar: Not anymore, not anymore.
Stork: If only our team house had a bathtub, if we did, that would be the end.
Dear: {Nod}
BrAvO: True, true. {Nod}
Dear: And Solar is kind of frugal, so because of that we call him Kang-Scrooge.
Solar: {<- Kang-Scrooge}
Dear: I would like him to be more giving.
Solar: {Admits being rich} Well... I will be more giving...
Stork: If you were going to end up saying this, why did you say no?
– – –
Dear: Q. I have good results in foreign tournaments because my teammates are not next to me.
Solar: {tactful} {tactful} {NO!} No.
(BUZZ! False!)
Solar: Owww!
BrAvO: {Uncomfortable huh...} Oh... he was uncomfortable...
Solar: It's not like it's uncomfortable.
Dear: {I understand now} So you were uncomfortable...
Solar: I just like to be by myself. Yeah, it's that.
Stork: {Accepts} I think it's kind of right. Solar is pretty good at English and when he’s abroad he ignores us.
Solar: {Shocked}
Stork: Because there is a language barrier for us... {Solar is known for his fluency in English} Even if we go to China, Europe or US, for example in China, we went for a tournament and they all are able to speak English, Solar always brags about that.
Dear: {Whatever} Just go to a foreign team then.
Solar: That’s not true, {I love all my teammates <3} I love all my teammates. They are not uncomfortable and I like them.
Stork: Don’t deny and tell us the reason.
{Then let’s leave the decision to AlphaGo}
Solar: Wait, why are you turning this on?
(BUZZ! False!)
Solar: Owwwww!
Dear: Wow, even saying that you love us was false.
Solar: It's because it buzzed once, it's making me nervous each time.
Stork: {Yeah...} You are a guy, you should love women.
Solar: Yes, I love women.
Stork: {Ambush Question} Q. I have a woman I love, yes or no?
Solar: {Instant Answer} {NO!} At the moment no.
BrAvO: {You don’t?} You don’t?
Dear: {You don’t?} You don’t?
Solar: Nope.
BrAvO: {Really?} Really?
Dear: {Really?} Really?
(BUZZ! FALSE!)
{PinnochiOfficial Solar, currently in Pink-light LOVE <3}
Solar: {Rage} No, oh my. No, this... no, I was just nervous, I cannot accept this.
BrAvO: So you do have one.
{How many have been FALSE}
Solar: I don’t have a woman that I love. I only know gaming.
Dear: {Who is it?} Who is it?
Solar: Games are the only ones for me.
Dear: {Who is it!} Who is it!
Solar: I don’t have woman right now...
– Pinocchio –
(Lastly, it is Stork)
BrAvO: {LOL}
Solar: {ㅋㅋㅋ}
Stork: {Anxious} Why is everyone laughing? Are they all weird?
Solar: I got a good one.
{Guys, it's hyung}
Solar: Q. I will forever trust Solar.
{What is the meaning of that smile?}
Stork: {YES!} Yes!
Solar: {Relieved}
{Think of all the days we’ve been together}
{If I don’t trust you, who will I trust?}
(BUZZ! FALSE!)
{Sorry... just not forever...}
Solar: I guess you won’t see me during round 3.
Stork: {Sniffle}
{Just laugh}
{Proleague2016 In Round 2, Solar did not participate in the week 2~4}
Stork: Around Round 2? Beginning of round 2, I think. There was a time when Solar was not in the tournament. But at the end of round 2, he did better than normal so his reliability has increased due to that. So... we shall see. {Spouting} But it's not like we can trust opponent team, like “that team will lose to our team.” I think it is more correct to think that my team member will win and believe in them. {disbelief is a shortcut to getting screwed} Because disbelief is a shortcut to getting screwed.
Solar: {Touched} Thank you for believing in me and in the future I will show everyone a better me during Round 3 and do my best to get into post season.
Stork: {Touched} {Yes Yes}
[Next Question]
{Question Two}
Solar: {Hurry-ly} (“Heh got ya!”) Q. After watching my team members play, I wished I could be out there playing.
Stork: {NO!} Nope
(Ding~ True!)
Solar: {Oh~} Oh~
Stork: During coaching, I didn’t have any clothes to wear, so I got into the roster to wear the uniform.
{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
Stork: I play individual leagues consistently as a pro-gamer, so I thought I could get in. And the most important reason was because I wanted to {emphasis again} wear the uniform.
– Pinocchio –
{Who is today’s Pinocchio?}
[Please nominate one member that you guys think lied the most today.]
[One, Two, Three]
Solar: {Me!}
{ALL lies As expected, Solar is picked}
{Punishment Time!}
Stork: Glasses...
Dear: Look at me, look at me.
BrAvO: {Hahahaha}
Stork: {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}
Dear: {Amazing} Look at me, look at me.
{Q. How does it feel like being Pinocchio?}
Solar: Well first, I did not know this much lies would come out... I lied more than I thought. In the future, I will try to stick with being honest.
Stork: There must have been many questions that you wanted to ask as a fan. I feel like many of them may have been answered through this lie detector. And I would like to show everyone our awesome moments through our games more than through us here. {Please look forward to Samsung Galaxy’s awesome games!} We will do our best to prepare and show the best results in the upcoming Round 3.
– Pinocchio –
16.06.21 Pinocchio Solar
Solar: Please leave a comment with questions you have for members on Pinocchio’s SNS pages. And through raffle, we will give away that member’s polaroid photo. Please leave a lot of questions~
– Pinocchio –
Next episode: kt Rolster will be aired on 07/05 (Tuesday) at 4:30pm through eSports TV
