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Protoss: We're Sorry (Parody of South Park's BP)

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hansonslee
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States2027 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-20 17:20:14
February 20 2014 04:59 GMT
#1
Hi non-Protoss fans (and IdrA),

I noticed how much hate Protoss has been getting lately. As you see from my Dragoon icon, I am a Protoss by heart, and I want to say that we're deeply sorry for playing this race.

We're sorry for CombatEX. (No image needed, unless you want to scar your eyes.)

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We're Sorry

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Sorry

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We're Sorry

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Sorry :D

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We're Sorry for the Colossus, Zerg

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Sorry, Terran

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We're Sorry

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Sorry for the lasers

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We're Sorry

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Not Sorry

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We're Sorry for having awesome deathballs >:D

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Sorry

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We're Sorry

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Sorry

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We're Sorry

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Sorry

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I just Recalled that I am supposed to be sorry

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We're so sorry for you guys

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Sorry for being so Dark on you!

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We're Sorry

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Sorry

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We're Sorry!

There we said it! Now, can you guys leave us Protosses alone? ;_;

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I hope you guys had a good laugh :D
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Seed's # 1 fan!!! #ForVengeance
LOcDowN
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1015 Posts
February 20 2014 05:03 GMT
#2
Signed Canada... ?
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12683 Posts
February 20 2014 05:21 GMT
#3
haha nice one, but it's not gonna save you from protoss hate :p
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
Roswell
Profile Joined November 2013
United States250 Posts
February 20 2014 05:23 GMT
#4
hey now zerg units can burrow
"You are the bravest boy I have ever met"
pRo9aMeR
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
595 Posts
February 20 2014 05:27 GMT
#5
I can recall lots of those pics~~

no regrets here...loved every protoss warpin/storm/forcefield/blink/feedback/DT....you get the point :D
In training...let's play, gg! d^..^b
AxiomBlurr
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
786 Posts
February 20 2014 05:27 GMT
#6
Hahhaha....that was great.... Protoss hate is hilarious...I love it...cos Toss is the most powerful race...it deserves the most hate...
robertpires87
Profile Joined October 2013
Northern Ireland87 Posts
February 20 2014 05:49 GMT
#7
We leave you guys alone after the blink nerf and the msc nerf
Doublemint
Profile Joined July 2011
Austria8708 Posts
February 20 2014 06:07 GMT
#8
No regrets here.

#GomTvT
#GGLordWinfestor
#NeverForget
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before the fall.
XiaoJoyce-
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
China2908 Posts
February 20 2014 06:08 GMT
#9
Hey I just start watch south park not long ago.

That 3 episode with Sorry I just watch it.

Sorry Sorry Sorry hahaha.

Pew! Pew! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
goody153
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
44238 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-20 06:20:37
February 20 2014 06:18 GMT
#10
how the hell did that cannon rush at the 4th pic happen ? seriously .. that is not supposed to happen .. seriously i am curious how did that happen
this is a quote
LongShot27
Profile Joined May 2013
United States2084 Posts
February 20 2014 06:24 GMT
#11
If Maka and bitbybit un-retired and just played like they used to, Terrans would call their play "so gosu, wow this is really innovative" but if Protoss wins a 50 minute game with 200/200 storm, blink, FF, and coll control, then theyre just "no micro needed race"
If all men were created equal there would be no reason to declare it.
Fuchsteufelswild
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2028 Posts
February 20 2014 06:33 GMT
#12
On February 20 2014 15:18 goody153 wrote:
how the hell did that cannon rush at the 4th pic happen ? seriously .. that is not supposed to happen .. seriously i am curious how did that happen

I'm not certain, but isn't that a team map?
It's probably from a low-level game, unless just a game set up to make the point.
ZerO - FantaSy - Calm - Nal_rA - Jaedong - NaDa - EffOrt - Bisu - by.hero - StarDust - Welmu - Nerchio - Supernova - Solar - Squirtle - LosirA - Grubby - IntoTheRainbow - Golden... ~~~ Incredible Miracle and Woongjin Stars 화이팅!
Harajuku
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
150 Posts
February 20 2014 06:34 GMT
#13
stuff your sorries in a sack

- a salty terran
Caihead
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada8550 Posts
February 20 2014 06:39 GMT
#14
On February 20 2014 15:24 LongShot27 wrote:
If Maka and bitbybit un-retired and just played like they used to, Terrans would call their play "so gosu, wow this is really innovative" but if Protoss wins a 50 minute game with 200/200 storm, blink, FF, and coll control, then theyre just "no micro needed race"


Erm pretty sure all-in players get laughed at / scorned regardless of what race they play, pretty much nobody called bitbybit a good player unironically, same with thebest and maka... The era of terran 1-1-1 was just as predictable and boring as protoss immortal sentry push. Back in bitbybit's time it WAS innovative only because nobody knew wtf was happening. Don't strawman.
"If you're not living in the US or are a US Citizen, please do not tell us how to vote or how you want our country to be governed." - Serpest, American Hero
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
February 20 2014 06:41 GMT
#15
ah, some days I just try to forget how fast a proxy oracle starts

meanwhile... in a land half a screen away, our second depot has just finished completion

acknowledging the behaviour is the first step though, we're (I'm) proud of you <3
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
cutler
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany609 Posts
February 20 2014 06:44 GMT
#16
This is a perfect example why i dont understand TL sometimes..this is cleary an deliberate provocation in order to reach the trolls. I learned that i just smile at these threads...but i am still confused...
Harajuku
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
150 Posts
February 20 2014 06:49 GMT
#17
On February 20 2014 15:44 cutler wrote:
This is a perfect example why i dont understand TL sometimes..this is cleary an deliberate provocation in order to reach the trolls. I learned that i just smile at these threads...but i am still confused...


Think about it this way: If everybody trolls you because of your race, and the trolling has been going on for so long that everybody kinda accepts it, wouldn't it be better, as a toss player, to fall in line with the trolls, rather than trying to ignore them (almost impossible, see twitch chat, forums etc) or fight them (lol). Way of least resistance etc etc.
Scrubwave
Profile Joined July 2010
Poland1786 Posts
February 20 2014 06:53 GMT
#18
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xAdra
Profile Joined July 2012
Singapore1858 Posts
February 20 2014 07:10 GMT
#19
Any protoss player should be able to recall doing all of those things in the OP, except maybe Archon toilets. Nice one! Made me smile :D
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12683 Posts
February 20 2014 07:17 GMT
#20
On February 20 2014 15:18 goody153 wrote:
how the hell did that cannon rush at the 4th pic happen ? seriously .. that is not supposed to happen .. seriously i am curious how did that happen

protoss happened :p
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
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