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Protoss: We're Sorry (Parody of South Park's BP) - Page 4

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Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
February 21 2014 09:10 GMT
#61
:D That's hilarious. Well done hansonslee.
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
MrLightning
Profile Joined September 2013
306 Posts
February 21 2014 09:14 GMT
#62
As a political science student I am having a blast studying this phenomenon. I draw many comparisons with the Cold War mentality. The communist's main tool of country recruitment was to make people afraid of America's power and reach. The communists wanted to 'nerf' America so to speak. Zero-sum competition is popular in international relations, its funny to see similar principles even here, but instead of fighting over lives and land people are fighting over the perceived 'balance' of a video game. Different things at stake but the same rabid passion. I hope to god WW3 never happens.
AxionSteel
Profile Joined January 2011
United States7754 Posts
February 21 2014 09:31 GMT
#63
Nice topic, well done
TLHP
Profile Joined October 2011
Vietnam52 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-21 09:46:28
February 21 2014 09:40 GMT
#64
LOL, laughed so hard at work )

Thx for the post =))
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19368 Posts
February 21 2014 09:48 GMT
#65
Rule #1: never apologize for playing protoss
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
Loccstana
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
United States833 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-21 10:00:28
February 21 2014 10:00 GMT
#66
remove protoss from the game. apology accepted
[url]http://i.imgur.com/lw2yN.jpg[/url]
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
February 21 2014 10:01 GMT
#67
Apology accepted! Also, I laughed.
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
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Tsubbi
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany7996 Posts
February 21 2014 10:02 GMT
#68
its ok, its not your fault
bo1b
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
Australia12814 Posts
February 21 2014 10:03 GMT
#69
I think protoss players should ask there opponents if they're sorry after they pull off some filthy cheese. Like proxy oracle into dt
Nirel
Profile Joined September 2011
Israel1526 Posts
February 21 2014 10:07 GMT
#70
Rofl omg I almost died
Phaenoman
Profile Joined February 2013
568 Posts
February 21 2014 10:18 GMT
#71
Dat "Not sorry" :DDDD
Random is hard work dude...
gobbledydook
Profile Joined October 2012
Australia2605 Posts
February 21 2014 11:27 GMT
#72
On February 21 2014 19:00 Loccstana wrote:
remove protoss from the game. apology accepted


I'm sorry but no.
I am a dirty Protoss bullshit abuser
ReMinD_
Profile Joined May 2013
Croatia846 Posts
February 21 2014 11:41 GMT
#73
Haha, nice one, OP. This should be implemented in game. Whenever a DT or an Oracle kill a worker, whenever Storm hits, whenever blink all-in happens, the Protoss player would automatically write in chat "Sorry.", "I'm sorry.", "Sorry for playing Protoss." :D
Parting: Well, even I can make better maps than these.
-Celestial-
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom3867 Posts
February 21 2014 12:02 GMT
#74
5/5 thread would read again. Good plan to really ham it up. X-D

Then again after GoMTvT and BL/Infest I'd say the other races had it coming. ;P



On a side note...how the hell did that Protoss successfully cannon rush a CC like that?


On February 21 2014 18:14 MrLightning wrote:
As a political science student I am having a blast studying this phenomenon. I draw many comparisons with the Cold War mentality. The communist's main tool of country recruitment was to make people afraid of America's power and reach. The communists wanted to 'nerf' America so to speak. Zero-sum competition is popular in international relations, its funny to see similar principles even here, but instead of fighting over lives and land people are fighting over the perceived 'balance' of a video game. Different things at stake but the same rabid passion. I hope to god WW3 never happens.


Wait...so Terrans are Soviet Russia?
"Protoss simultaneously feels unbeatably strong and unwinnably weak." - kcdc
AKnopf
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Germany259 Posts
February 21 2014 13:15 GMT
#75
(WoL SPOILER!)
If you recall the last protoss mission in WoL, protoss also failed to make the last stand against the hybrids, ultimately leading to end of all terrans and zerg. They should totally apologize for that, as well.
The world - its a funny place
Thalandros
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Netherlands1151 Posts
February 21 2014 13:36 GMT
#76
Apology NOT accepted. You have caused me too many tears. Too little, too late, protoss.
|| ''I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.'' ||
goody153
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
44280 Posts
February 21 2014 13:48 GMT
#77
On February 21 2014 21:02 -Celestial- wrote:
5/5 thread would read again. Good plan to really ham it up. X-D

Then again after GoMTvT and BL/Infest I'd say the other races had it coming. ;P



On a side note...how the hell did that Protoss successfully cannon rush a CC like that?


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On February 21 2014 18:14 MrLightning wrote:
As a political science student I am having a blast studying this phenomenon. I draw many comparisons with the Cold War mentality. The communist's main tool of country recruitment was to make people afraid of America's power and reach. The communists wanted to 'nerf' America so to speak. Zero-sum competition is popular in international relations, its funny to see similar principles even here, but instead of fighting over lives and land people are fighting over the perceived 'balance' of a video game. Different things at stake but the same rabid passion. I hope to god WW3 never happens.


Wait...so Terrans are Soviet Russia?

Don't be silly if you are not korean then you are no terran. If you are playing terran you are just being ballsy.
this is a quote
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
February 21 2014 13:48 GMT
#78
laughing hard at this, well done hansonlee!

ps. is your family canadian?
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7393 Posts
February 21 2014 14:07 GMT
#79
#ProtossPrivilege

Incidentally I wish the Naniwa picture was the one at the bottom. :3
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
Pirfiktshon
Profile Joined June 2013
United States1072 Posts
February 21 2014 14:26 GMT
#80
Don't be silly if you are not korean then you are no terran. If you are playing terran you are just being ballsy.


My wife yells at me for playing terran and not choosing Protoss haahaha Especially after watching the most recent tournaments... I have a confession : I'm not ballsy and i'm not korean but i'm a terran player <3 . Have been since 2003 hehehehe
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