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sotaporo
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland195 Posts
February 20 2014 17:43 GMT
#41
played couple games of ladder. got raped by protoss. come to tl and see this topic all i can say is fuck you i hate you protoss you are ruining starcraft for me

User was warned for this post
ZAiNs
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom6525 Posts
February 20 2014 17:50 GMT
#42
Those Xel'Naga Caverns pics lol.
DroopyFR
Profile Joined August 2011
France138 Posts
February 20 2014 18:39 GMT
#43
On February 21 2014 02:43 sotaporo wrote:
played couple games of ladder. got raped by protoss. come to tl and see this topic all i can say is fuck you i hate you protoss you are ruining starcraft for me

We're so sorry.
(was it blink ? :p)
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-20 18:47:31
February 20 2014 18:47 GMT
#44
Will we hear "apology accepted"?
NoSoldier
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany84 Posts
February 20 2014 19:17 GMT
#45
This gave me a good laugh for sure. xD
Well.... at least one protoss is sorry. I do accept your apology.
Nerf this.
If i only had a clue on how to have a clue... life could be sooo easy. :D
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
February 20 2014 20:05 GMT
#46
I honestly think we need more threads like this. Between races, more fun-loving banter, less virulent hatred :D
Waise
Profile Joined June 2013
3165 Posts
February 20 2014 20:18 GMT
#47
lol, i hate protoss, but this is hilarious and good natured. apology accepted
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
February 20 2014 20:19 GMT
#48
made me smile, thanks OP
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
Waise
Profile Joined June 2013
3165 Posts
February 20 2014 20:34 GMT
#49
On February 21 2014 05:05 ZenithM wrote:
I honestly think we need more threads like this. Between races, more fun-loving banter, less virulent hatred :D

yeah if you can't laugh at this then i think you take starcraft a little too seriously
sparklyresidue
Profile Joined August 2011
United States5523 Posts
February 20 2014 20:41 GMT
#50
On February 21 2014 05:34 Waise wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2014 05:05 ZenithM wrote:
I honestly think we need more threads like this. Between races, more fun-loving banter, less virulent hatred :D

yeah if you can't laugh at this then i think you take starcraft a little too seriously

i will only laugh when neural parasite gets range 10! then you will answer for your forcefields and your immortals!
Like Tinkerbelle, I leave behind a sparkly residue.
Pirfiktshon
Profile Joined June 2013
United States1072 Posts
February 20 2014 20:42 GMT
#51
yeah if you can't laugh at this then i think you take starcraft a little too seriously


Agreed hahaha This was good thanks OP Even though I don't like facing toss I still like the palyers <3
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
February 20 2014 20:51 GMT
#52
Hey

Even the cannon rush can fail in bronze

455 FTW
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
February 20 2014 20:52 GMT
#53
I do the sort of cannon rush in the OP in 2v2s, you'd be surprised how well it works
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FeyFey
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany10114 Posts
February 20 2014 20:53 GMT
#54
hahahahahahaha .... so good. Expected a song though :/
boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
February 20 2014 20:56 GMT
#55
On February 21 2014 05:52 The_Templar wrote:
I do the sort of cannon rush in the OP in 2v2s, you'd be surprised how well it works


play 4v4 all terran all goes 12 raxx 12 gas standard reaper opening -> instawin

or, everyone just goes 6 rax + stim 1base -> instawin

same as above, just proxy -> INSTA-instawin

I think I'll do a "We're sorry for playing terran" thread or so
Kist_
Profile Joined May 2013
Netherlands4 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-20 23:35:55
February 20 2014 23:35 GMT
#56
Only the Naniwa face really pissed me off. Nice job btw ^^
EpicDemente
Profile Joined November 2012
Chile202 Posts
February 21 2014 04:18 GMT
#57
On February 20 2014 15:24 LongShot27 wrote:
If Maka and bitbybit un-retired and just played like they used to, Terrans would call their play "so gosu, wow this is really innovative" but if Protoss wins a 50 minute game with 200/200 storm, blink, FF, and coll control, then theyre just "no micro needed race"


, the disadvantage of playing protoss (((
"Fight your heart out for what you want"
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
February 21 2014 08:32 GMT
#58
On February 21 2014 03:39 DroopyFR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2014 02:43 sotaporo wrote:
played couple games of ladder. got raped by protoss. come to tl and see this topic all i can say is fuck you i hate you protoss you are ruining starcraft for me

We're so sorry.
(was it blink ? :p)

Sorry.
(was it forcefields and collosus ? :p)
gobbledydook
Profile Joined October 2012
Australia2603 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-21 08:50:02
February 21 2014 08:49 GMT
#59
On February 21 2014 17:32 Cascade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2014 03:39 DroopyFR wrote:
On February 21 2014 02:43 sotaporo wrote:
played couple games of ladder. got raped by protoss. come to tl and see this topic all i can say is fuck you i hate you protoss you are ruining starcraft for me

We're so sorry.
(was it blink ? :p)

Sorry.
(was it forcefields and collosus ? :p)

Sorry
(was it a proxy ? :p)
I am a dirty Protoss bullshit abuser
bGr.MetHiX
Profile Joined February 2011
Bulgaria511 Posts
February 21 2014 09:02 GMT
#60
we're sorry : (
Top50 GM EU Protoss from Bulgaria. Streaming with commentary : www.twitch.tv/hwbgmethix
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