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AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 05 2010 22:47 GMT
#41
I say my life is for Aiur;
a zealot with a heart full of fire.
I own for a bit,
And then say 'Oh shit,'
Cuz my opponent has teched to a Spire.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
December 05 2010 22:48 GMT
#42
Where's Frozz (or was it Trozz?) when you need him!
UisTehSux
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States693 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-05 23:00:08
December 05 2010 22:54 GMT
#43
I saw this post on TL
From my vision this post had fell
I sat in a slump
And decided to bump
And added a limerick as well!
I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage.
The_Piper42
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States426 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-05 23:02:16
December 05 2010 23:00 GMT
#44
I tried to expand all my creep
Across the map it would seep
But the Terran did scan
And foil my plan
And now I cannot push so deep

I sent out some scouts to his base
But his wall-in prevented my chase
And his banshees swooped in
To my great chagrin
And proceeded to stomp my face

Matchmaking lead me astray
When it sent me random one day
With lings as his tool
My opponent six-pooled
And forced me to "gg" away
Boxer, White-Ra, Grubby, Flash fighting!
tnkted
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1359 Posts
December 05 2010 23:01 GMT
#45
in PVZ now its the norm
to get templars and tech to psi storm
but with out a defiler
I think i'll retire
and just wait until heart of the swarm
'I think "tnkted" may have justified this entire thread.' - Mjolnir
Krissam
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark189 Posts
December 05 2010 23:11 GMT
#46
Yes I am playing as zerg
I'm finding this slightly absurd
I'm supposed to adapt
but hard to scout is a fact
then suddently fourgates were heard
If you can chill, chill!" - TLAF-Liquid´Tyler
tnkted
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1359 Posts
December 05 2010 23:23 GMT
#47
playing random on ladder is fun,
but i hate playing as ugly zerg scum
at dreamhack this year,
one made it appear
that 6pooling wasn't entirely dumb
'I think "tnkted" may have justified this entire thread.' - Mjolnir
Niten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States598 Posts
December 05 2010 23:28 GMT
#48
I am still playing as Terran
But I'll tell you how I'm farin'
Zerg uses banelings
DTs are lame-lings
So now I am here and despairin'
Korra: "Ok, I know that I'm not good at emotions, but that's what Tenzin's gonna teach me, right? He's gonna teach me to be happy and gentle and spiritual, and the rest of that bullsh**t."
TheAngelofDeath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2033 Posts
December 05 2010 23:28 GMT
#49
There are many who solemnly swear
The only way to win is to play fair
If you cheese these people prepare for BM
As you have forced gg from these men
Now they will cry in their chair.

:S sorry, not very good. Just put it together.
"Infestors are the suck" - LzGamer
Niten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States598 Posts
December 05 2010 23:29 GMT
#50
On December 06 2010 07:47 AsmodeusXI wrote:
I say my life is for Aiur;
a zealot with a heart full of fire.
I own for a bit,
And then say 'Oh shit,'
Cuz my opponent has teched to a Spire.


Oh god I love this one. Well done, sir.
Korra: "Ok, I know that I'm not good at emotions, but that's what Tenzin's gonna teach me, right? He's gonna teach me to be happy and gentle and spiritual, and the rest of that bullsh**t."
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
December 05 2010 23:58 GMT
#51
Now I will have to press to produce
And fungal growth now has no use?
Its in the PTR
But it seems quite bizarre
Blizzard, do you have an excuse?
☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
December 06 2010 00:21 GMT
#52
So now blizzard nerfed the infestor
I'd call them all child molestors
but I facepalm my shame
as I know who's to blame
it's just the corporate investors

-_-
Together but separate, like oatmeal
dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
December 06 2010 00:45 GMT
#53
Steppes of war a-GoGo,
Zerg FE's..oh no.
2 rax in,
Marines march in,
The zerg hatches are no more.

Woot, Creating limericks at 5 in the morning!
SickaNDiRR
Profile Joined April 2010
2 Posts
December 06 2010 00:47 GMT
#54
There once was a zerg named Gracken
whom i instantly started attackin
he called my build cheese
and then instantly leaves
a gg was not heard from Gracken.

Couldn't come up with another rhyme with gracken / attackin and you kinda have to read attackin as attacken or something. i'm pretty happy with mine atleast.
100% of the shots you dont take dont go in.
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
December 06 2010 01:47 GMT
#55
Protoss vs Zerg is a pain
Damn those small lings and banes
What really makes me pissed
are those damn mutalisks
Glave worms kill all my main
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
December 06 2010 02:03 GMT
#56
the zealot does battle for adun
and dies in battle too soon
the very next day
he proceeds to say
i would prefer to be a goon
the UMP says YER OUT
regulator_mk
Profile Joined June 2010
United States127 Posts
December 06 2010 02:06 GMT
#57
I tried a marine bunker all-in
But the zerg player just kept on stallin'
I was finally pushed back
And I walled in with rax.
But his banelings demolished my wall-in.

I had tons of marines that were training
But soon there would be none remaining
And the prognosis
Of Dr. Artosis
Was death by "SO MANY BANELINGS!"

Nokarot
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1410 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-06 02:18:42
December 06 2010 02:16 GMT
#58
On December 06 2010 06:32 tnkted wrote:
boxer, the legend, was said
to leave idras real name misread
before boxer attacked,
he typed in 'hi grack'
'hi,' was replied, 'its greg'


A man who many call an ace,
though in some ways he lacks in grace,
thinks his opponents are gay.
"what u want me to say ??"
"apologize for playing that race"
beep beep boop
Iskarott
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada37 Posts
December 06 2010 02:16 GMT
#59
with poopfeast420 and co.
gomcam's the best of the show
Artosis got trolled
John stood there and lol'd
he picked them on purpose, we know.
TexSC
Profile Joined June 2010
United States195 Posts
December 06 2010 02:20 GMT
#60
On December 06 2010 07:15 B-Wong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 06 2010 05:16 Wolf wrote:
On December 06 2010 04:56 tnkted wrote:
On December 06 2010 04:55 Sewi wrote:
lol, this thread ahs a lot of potential.
But I see my self lying awake the whole night, thinking out limmericks



heh, it took me fifteen minutes to write those. don't give up!

heres a website that helped me alot: http://www.rhymezone.com/


Site didn't help me.
[image loading]


Door hinge. The world will now explode because there's a rhyme for orange.

Silver on the other hand... no rhymes.


cough cough http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_rhymes_with_silver
Who is dayvie aka David Kim? find out -> http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/David_Kim
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