EPTI fast expo'd vs zerg on scrap station
but gathered no scout information
i chronoed out stalkers
(cuz they're very fast walkers)
and lost to a zergling migration!
another:
I lost my void ray and said, "uh oh"
so i decided to put on a show
but drewbie could hear
as the crowd gave a cheer
'don't worry,' I said, 'tahts halo'
some that i liked from the thread (i fixed some spelling and syllable issues, hope OPs don't mind):
On December 06 2010 06:11 AsmodeusXI wrote:
There once was a fine red-haired maid,
to whom sweet love Id've made.
My boss had jealous dread,
So he left her for dead,
And now she's the Zerg's Queen of Blades.
There once was a fine red-haired maid,
to whom sweet love Id've made.
My boss had jealous dread,
So he left her for dead,
And now she's the Zerg's Queen of Blades.
On December 06 2010 06:38 junemermaid wrote:
nearby you see a shadow distorting
the nuke has no chance of aborting
as the missile does land
it turns your units to sand
uncloaking, a voice echoes "ghost, reporting"
nearby you see a shadow distorting
the nuke has no chance of aborting
as the missile does land
it turns your units to sand
uncloaking, a voice echoes "ghost, reporting"
On December 06 2010 07:47 AsmodeusXI wrote:
I say my life is for Aiur;
a zealot with a heart full of fire.
I own for a bit,
And then say 'Oh shit,'
Cuz my opponent has teched to a Spire.
I say my life is for Aiur;
a zealot with a heart full of fire.
I own for a bit,
And then say 'Oh shit,'
Cuz my opponent has teched to a Spire.
On December 06 2010 11:06 regulator_mk wrote:
I tried a marine bunker all-in
But the zerg player just kept on stallin'
I was finally pushed back
And I walled in with rax
But his banelings demolished my wall-in.
I tried a marine bunker all-in
But the zerg player just kept on stallin'
I was finally pushed back
And I walled in with rax
But his banelings demolished my wall-in.
On December 06 2010 11:16 Nokarot wrote:
A man who many call an ace,
though in some ways he lacks in grace,
thinks his opponents are gay.
"what u want me to say ??"
"apologize for playing that race"
A man who many call an ace,
though in some ways he lacks in grace,
thinks his opponents are gay.
"what u want me to say ??"
"apologize for playing that race"
my favorite so far:
On December 06 2010 13:04 archwaykitten wrote:
An SCV pilot named Tim
played an ill-timed prank on a whim.
He shouted "SUPPLIES!"
and was shot through the eyes
by a marine who was jacked up on stim.
An SCV pilot named Tim
played an ill-timed prank on a whim.
He shouted "SUPPLIES!"
and was shot through the eyes
by a marine who was jacked up on stim.
Don't know what a Limerick is?
Limericks are fun little 5 line poems composed of two rhyming patterns. They all have the same beat. its like (say it out loud and its easier to get the flow):
da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA da
da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA
da-DA da-da-DA,
da-DA da-da-DA,
da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA-da!
the first, second, and fifth lines all rhyme, and the third and forth ones rhyme. Calling these patterns the A and B rhyming, the limerick is like this:
A: da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA da (shoe)
A: da-DA da-da-DA da-da-DA (through)
B: da-DA da-da-DA, (hammer)
B: da-DA da-da-DA, (slammer)
A: da-DA da-da-DA da-da-da! (clue)
I just threw some words on the end of those lines to help make it easy to see what I mean. Be careful to avoid using the same word on two lines, that's cheating and makes for a bad limerick.
A quick google search revealed this, a collection of a bunch of nerdy little limericks. heres a couple of ones I really liked to get you going:
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There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
The limerick's structure somewhat
necessitates *eloquent* smut.
If you haven't the time
to learn meter and rhyme,
then don't write them, you ignorant slut.
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
The limerick's structure somewhat
necessitates *eloquent* smut.
If you haven't the time
to learn meter and rhyme,
then don't write them, you ignorant slut.
Cmon Team Liquid, lets see what you got!
