EPTSo he could tech at a very fast pace
And Idra was miffed
by the tanks on his cliff
And said "Apologize for playing that race!"
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regulator_mk
United States127 Posts
So he could tech at a very fast pace And Idra was miffed by the tanks on his cliff And said "Apologize for playing that race!" | ||
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Kleander
United States334 Posts
Protoss has quite the selection Of units with lots of protection But alas! My base! A nuke! From space! Where is that damn detection? Zerg is quite the spokesman For large numbers and devotion But mess with their drones And hear the queen's moans And their econ will work in slow motion! Terran are fine engineers Handy with gadgets and gears Just force them to scan And ruin their plan As Dark Templar collect their tears + Show Spoiler + By the way, this is long overdue, limericks are fucking awesome! | ||
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InteEnz
Sweden6 Posts
Others munch pills for that stimulus-attack But me I say "Nay!" "'Tis not the right way" And get high off the manners of Grack | ||
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FataLe
New Zealand4542 Posts
On December 06 2010 11:47 InteEnz wrote: Some people get thrills from inhaling crack Others munch pills for that stimulus-attack But me I say "Nay!" "'Tis not the right way" And get high from the manners of Grack hahahaha. Anyway. Orange rhymes with Door-Hinge :3 | ||
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Suspense
United States500 Posts
On December 06 2010 05:36 Duckvillelol wrote: I'll bet you're one of the people who've made an SC2 rap song, haven't you? Your arrogance makes me mad... Like creativity in rappers is bad... Stop watching TV... It's not like it seems... Your a waste like sperm in a hand... | ||
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Dislexic
United Kingdom37 Posts
It produced milk which was dairy I also play starcraft 2 I am not a jew I think cows are scary. This limerick thing is easy. | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
Who was the worst on his island But he was no longer a fool Once he knew of 6-pool And now his new league is Diamond (a friend made it) | ||
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SavageReborn
Australia106 Posts
Day9 he cried and he thundered The viewers were mad Sean Plott he was sad Uniden why?! We all wondered Hope you guys like it, not too good at limericks | ||
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InteEnz
Sweden6 Posts
Of course you will win and recieve all the loot You'll smash Choya's main Overthrow M. Kings reign And bankrupt the Dealer of Fruit | ||
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Aspida
United States19 Posts
On December 06 2010 09:47 SickaNDiRR wrote: There once was a zerg named Gracken whom i instantly started attackin he called my build cheese and then instantly leaves a gg was not heard from Gracken. Couldn't come up with another rhyme with gracken / attackin and you kinda have to read attackin as attacken or something. i'm pretty happy with mine atleast. There once was a zerg named Gracken whom i instantly started attackin he called my build cheese and no gg I see because manners he was a'lackin | ||
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azn_dude1
162 Posts
Observers cost less by 25 Phoenix spawn in 35 And rays against large Do more with each charge By a factor of one over five PTR Terran changes: There once was a thor named Marie Who was surrounded by SCVs When the lings attacked The SCVs cracked And Marie was turned to debris PTR Zerg changes: To the base the pheonixes converged The infestor quickly submerged Without the green growth The infestor made an oath "I'm going to get me some scourge." | ||
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archwaykitten
90 Posts
but all people do is complain. The lack of a lurker drives people berzerker than what you'd expect from the sane An SCV pilot named Tim played an ill-timed prank on a whim. He shouted "SUPPLIES!" and was shot through the eyes by a marine who was jacked up on stim. | ||
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Iranon
United States983 Posts
Your zerglings won't run in my land! Survived the brief fight, But that wall was tight; No probes could get out to expand! Sigh. Yes, this is a true story. | ||
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tnkted
United States1359 Posts
but excluded my own from the rest now dont get upset if your 'rick didn't get on the OP; i just wasn't impressed i'll keep updating with my favorites as they roll in. keep em coming! | ||
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lakritzc
Sweden164 Posts
to the marineball he had stim and split said oh shit Now the banelings are sad | ||
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InteEnz
Sweden6 Posts
With missiles, girl-pilots and cloaking so fancy While his probes they devour Your opponent turns sour And resorts to calling you "pansy" | ||
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InteEnz
Sweden6 Posts
A success story, not a cautionary tale or a fable With a chin like Mt. Rushmore What would you need to rush for? You'll make Choya hide under his table | ||
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.MadHaT
Canada76 Posts
But this is the fact of the matter, When the toss go Colossus I accumulate losses, And MadHat, he get's a bit madder  | ||
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regulator_mk
United States127 Posts
I really don't know what to do. SCVs heal so quick And they're too hard to click. I can't wait until patch 1.2. | ||
AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
With MM his army would thrive. For attack came the time. "No!" said HongUnPrime, "Guess what? Carrier has arrived." | ||
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