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Salivanth
Australia1071 Posts
I scouted bunkers he said LOL HAX Went for a 4-gate He got quite irate When stalkers stopped his rush in it's tracks. In PvZ I microed my scout Got supply blocked and started to shout "On 18 supply" "Now I'm gonna die" And then his mass speedlings took me out! An even 4-gate left me wondering How can I win this game I am in I took out some Probes His economy slows And then I roll over him and win Damn these are fun  | ||
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eieio
United States14512 Posts
He's started to stream quite a bit While he macros with ease His weakness is cheese; His favored response? A rage quit! From terrans he demands an apology Crying imba becomes a tautology His skill spreading hate, Good toi have? I say great! His words slowly make up an anthLOLogy. But it's the rage that has made idra famous For that love of his anger don't blame us He claims self respect With his rage-dialect So please just embrace it; don't shame us | ||
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tnkted
United States1359 Posts
who liked to read things obscene to his great dismay he was caught yesterday in possession of smut magazines! how many of you can relate to that, huh? | ||
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2v2SNAX
Canada97 Posts
so I teched to baleing Roasted and toasted "imma win" i boasted "your situation is dire" except- he had a spire | ||
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SnuggleZhenya
596 Posts
or at least not to all in at that rate but my PvZ sucks so I said what the fuck my conscience won't make me abate | ||
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eieio
United States14512 Posts
On December 06 2010 23:13 tnkted wrote: there once was an lonely marine who liked to read things obscene to his great dismay he was caught yesterday possessing dirty magazines! how many of you can relate to that, huh? You think that marine is a whore? Just wait till I show you the thor It's true that he's massive and if you're not passive He'll give you 250mm galore. | ||
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ArmSor
United States2 Posts
My macro was getting steamrolled So I sent zealots in But PF equals win So my opponent just sat back and lolled | ||
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AZbadfish
United States56 Posts
It always ends with my force in a hearse Then on TL all I see Is help threads for PvT And that just makes me feel worse | ||
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Holcan
Canada2593 Posts
was unexceptionably greedy He went from his home to slay him some drones but Kerrigan gave him a VD | ||
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tnkted
United States1359 Posts
On December 07 2010 01:21 eieio wrote: You think that marine is a whore? Just wait till I show you the thor It's true that he's massive and if you're not passive He'll give you 250mm galore. i'll tell you a tale from last year three words and all will be clear: when i went to jail and i couldn't post bail the first thing i heard? "THOR IS HERE." | ||
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Trozz
Canada3456 Posts
How could I resist this thread? Alright, let's begin.  v:Terran mirrors are probably the best There's more variations than the rest The 1-1-1 Is solid and fun Raven Rine Tank is what I'd suggest v :I always get 2 raxes before tech I really prefer bio over mech With 2 active rax And 2 medivcs Charge out with stim and you'll wreck v :I open 3 rax then ghost for EMP I attack with stim for the GG I used to do this But something's amiss I need to go on a practicing spree v:This is my best matchup by far I open 2 gate into robo or star Voids are so great They make T's irate Phoenix play is both fun and bizarre v:Scout that nexus energy, see it being saved? He's going 4 warpgate, how very depraved! Don't tangle your nylons Check for proxy pylons Block the rush and his econ will be caved v:If for some reason you fall way behind You should try to be particularly unkind Take it from me Tech straight to DT Those units can get you out of a bind v:This is a really fun to play match up Focus on getting that 14 hatch up Make tons of drones Econ style owns Scout and counter or you'll be playing catch up v:The obvious choice is either roach or bane You could mass up lings, but that's insane Infestors got weak Muta strength will peak The same style from BW could happen again v:Hydralisks seem very strong vs toss You can reduce gateway armies to sauce They're so weak to storm And a Colossi swarm Who needs Hive? Spire will make toss cross | ||
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Krigwin
1130 Posts
When foreigners are a-lackin' And it seems Koreans are stackin' Do not lose hope Don't despair and mope It's time to release the Gracken. There are many ways to play this game But people choose methods that are lame From SCV all-in attacks To Protoss 4gate stacks Now every match has been the same. What goes through a zergling's head When usually they end up dead Hellions the zergling does see And as it is forced to flee "I wish I'd been a muta instead!" For interviewing he has a knack But GOM forum has many a quack So Artosis gets trolled This never gets old "Poopfeast420, welcome back." And now an ode to my favorite player, Jinro (I hope he reads these!) Amazing his games have been And intimidating is his chin He has a nice hat And his game's where it's at He is Jinro, from Sweden. The GSL Jinro has been in Many of his games have been a win The people request The trick to his success Well folks, the secret is his chin. Many Ts use builds that are old But Jinro does not fit this mold Instead of all-in He macros to win Thus his opponents have been Jinrolled. His opponents have been starin' When really they should be bewarin' For those in his path Should fear the wrath Of the Murdering Gorilla Terran. His teammates include Nazgul and Ret He murders from set to set He's known for his chin And his ability to win He represents TeamLiquid.net From Drug to PoltPrime to Moon His games have all been a boon He plays his own style Fine macro all the while His games can't come too soon. With the builds he had in store None of his games were a bore From tank pushes to drops He pulls out all the stops Jinro, it's time for final four! Some say his wins are not prestigious I think this is sacrilegious He slayed the slayer of Boxer He plays as good as Foxer In this GSL his skill's prodigious In the last games of the year He's the player we all hold dear As the GSL has shown Of foreigners, he's alone But Jinro, thou shalt have no fear! | ||
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theherder2
United States538 Posts
and a body the pride of terran’s race i told her a joke and she took off her cloak but then i accidentally in her base. | ||
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Unastheslayer
Scotland23 Posts
There was an Immortal called Clive Who marched straight into a Zerg hive They got a surround And Clive swiftly found That he was no longer alive There was an old marshall called Jim Whose soldiers were loyal to him From JoeyRays bar Then onwards to Char Most met with a fate rather grim I love to use Reapers en masse As they're really good at the harass But then comes the Lair When Zerg takes the air Which makes them a pain in the ass If there's one thing that people abhor It's the presence of an early Thor With nine SCVs They might call it cheese But it's still gonna win you the war Not sure if this one is language appropriate, but I'm rather fond of it so I'll post it under spoilers + Show Spoiler + I expanded and got my first tank With 900 mins in the bank The framerate was choppy My macro was sloppy So I stopped and instead had a wank | ||
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Krigwin
1130 Posts
It's common for Artosis to say And it might lead us astray But whether he trolls Or it's just how he rolls Common is "high level play" Some think his facts are bizarre While others say he's right on par But when the green balls Arrive, he calls So many, the banelings are As a caster he pulls out the stops And for that I must give him props But if you're on the right page You can see him rage When he sees the DT drops He puts on players this curse That lands them in a hearse He says they won't lose This statement he rues For Clide things couldn't be worse. He's part of the casting archon His partners include Tasteless and John He casts each play And at the end of the day He interviews whoever won Some more about Jinro: For TL he came up with a plan To give us gossip because he can So Ret takes a peep And he says in his sleep Impressive is the "Gorilla Man" His games have not been a bore The Chinese call him the Thor High level is his play And I'm happy to say That he made the final four. I'll post more later. | ||
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regulator_mk
United States127 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Jinro rushed up to the thor, hoping he could take game 4. But clever MC teched straight to DT and Jinro's CC was no more. | ||
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