EPTterran and toss are looking smug
so now i cant play
starcraft 2 today
i might as well lie on a rug
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StormX
54 Posts
terran and toss are looking smug so now i cant play starcraft 2 today i might as well lie on a rug | ||
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junemermaid
United States981 Posts
it makes terran players quite smug they just stim and 1a and melt units away and all protoss can say is ugh raynor's riders are doing just fine with guns they cut the bugs in twine this isn't a blizzard first its because they're well versed its all a tribute to Heinlein | ||
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Deadlyfish
Denmark1980 Posts
thought i'd go all-in marine brought all my SCV's and like a breeze i took him to the guillotine And another: spawned as brown went DT to give him a frown he did despise my little surprise made him look like a clown | ||
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tnkted
United States1359 Posts
to leave idras real name misread before boxer attacked, he typed in 'hi grack' 'hi,' was replied, 'its greg' | ||
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MasterFischer
Denmark836 Posts
I listen to Gloria Gaynor Sometimes when I feel blue Alcohol, whores and drugs ensue I guess that's kind of a no brainer How'd I do ?  | ||
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junemermaid
United States981 Posts
the nuke has no chance of aborting as the missile does land it turns your units to sand uncloaking, a voice echoes "ghost, reporting" Okay this is too addicting. I'm gonna take a break. | ||
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blae000
Norway1640 Posts
On December 06 2010 06:32 tnkted wrote: boxer, the legend, was said to leave idras real name misread before boxer attacked, he typed in 'hi grack' 'hi,' was replied, 'its greg' This was awesome! He is a great swedish hero The score will be 3 to zero First he won MLG GSL champion-to-be His name is Liquid'Jinro | ||
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skronch
United States2717 Posts
On December 06 2010 05:18 Argoneus wrote: this thread is gay oh god no way why make this thread it should be dead and go away edit: I mean, what discussion or something does this thread create? WHERE IS FAKESTEVE? | ||
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tnkted
United States1359 Posts
i got DTS in his mineral line, but a raven flew by with a whine both DTS were killed. my opponent was skilled; he must have scouted my dark shrine | ||
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Liveon
Netherlands1083 Posts
And his pink hoody might be gay but damn he is strong for zerg it's 'so long' and Foxer will continue to play. This GSL we have seen, a person from over the sea, he wasn't expected but he sure has been tested, Jinro made GSL's last three! you heard it here first xD | ||
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cannavaro
Italy86 Posts
to win them, you need some balls but terrans in cross position with a bc raven composition make me hit some walls. edit: improved? I think at least.. old: + Show Spoiler + I'm mostly playing free for alls to win them, you need some balls but every game terran in cross position will have a fleet of bcs at his disposition making me hit some walls. | ||
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cocosoft
Sweden1068 Posts
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junemermaid
United States981 Posts
but they need a spotter in sync the colossus watches in dread and says while shaking his head "i'll just walk up there, i think" | ||
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Maginor
Norway505 Posts
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Liveon
Netherlands1083 Posts
@Maginor, I know, my first one a bit too. But try to make a good one, it's actually hard No post without limerick: Fruitdealer won season one, Nestea made season two fun, who wins season three? who will it be? The stress has nog even begun. | ||
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junemermaid
United States981 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + some argue the queen was a bitch raynor rescued her without a hitch tychus had an order that was basically murder so raynor gave him a lead sandwich | ||
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B-Wong
United States240 Posts
Door hinge. The world will now explode because there's a rhyme for orange. Silver on the other hand... no rhymes. | ||
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majestouch
United States395 Posts
thus I love to spooge on cheesy faggots who act like dirty maggots am i a scrooge? | ||
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Chaosvuistje
Netherlands2581 Posts
Ramming needles in twice even though it stings, Turned around, Startled by sound, Of Artosis screaming: So many banelings! | ||
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UisTehSux
United States693 Posts
But I don't know about you I must by psycho I CAN'T MICRO I'm way worse than YOU! This post blew my mind btw: + Show Spoiler + On December 06 2010 07:15 B-Wong wrote: Door hinge. The world will now explode because there's a rhyme for orange. Silver on the other hand... no rhymes. Also, the first thing that popped into my head was a limerick I remember from Spongebob: + Show Spoiler + There once was a man from Peru Who dreamt he was eating his shoe He woke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that his dream had came true!  | ||
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