• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 23:16
CET 05:16
KST 13:16
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview8RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12
Community News
[BSL21] Non-Korean Championship - Starts Jan 101SC2 All-Star Invitational: Jan 17-1820Weekly Cups (Dec 22-28): Classic & MaxPax win, Percival surprises3Weekly Cups (Dec 15-21): Classic wins big, MaxPax & Clem take weeklies3ComeBackTV's documentary on Byun's Career !11
StarCraft 2
General
SC2 All-Star Invitational: Jan 17-18 Weekly Cups (Dec 22-28): Classic & MaxPax win, Percival surprises Chinese SC2 server to reopen; live all-star event in Hangzhou Starcraft 2 Zerg Coach ComeBackTV's documentary on Byun's Career !
Tourneys
OSC Season 13 World Championship WardiTV Mondays $5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship $100 Prize Pool - Winter Warp Gate Masters Showdow Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 506 Warp Zone Mutation # 505 Rise From Ashes Mutation # 504 Retribution Mutation # 503 Fowl Play
Brood War
General
Empty tournaments section on Liquipedia A cwal.gg Extension - Easily keep track of anyone I would like to say something about StarCraft StarCraft & BroodWar Campaign Speedrun Quest BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
SLON Grand Finals – Season 2 [BSL21] Non-Korean Championship - Starts Jan 10 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] Grand Finals - Sunday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Current Meta Simple Questions, Simple Answers [G] How to get started on ladder as a new Z player Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Elden Ring Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Nintendo Switch Thread Awesome Games Done Quick 2026! Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Survivor II: The Amazon Sengoku Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread The Games Industry And ATVI 12 Days of Starcraft
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List TL+ Announced
Blogs
National Diversity: A Challe…
TrAiDoS
I decided to write a webnov…
DjKniteX
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 900 users

Best Tastosis quotes from GSL 3 - Page 19

Forum Index > SC2 General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 17 18 19 20 21 22 Next All
Uniden
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom26 Posts
December 05 2010 21:22 GMT
#361
booty smack
"you had it uniden...you had it"
fearlessparagon
Profile Joined November 2010
United States104 Posts
December 05 2010 21:22 GMT
#362
^ Wow.
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win
Vari
Profile Joined September 2010
United States532 Posts
December 05 2010 21:24 GMT
#363
booty smack

+ maka rax

Stroke Me Lady Fame
Trajan98
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada203 Posts
December 05 2010 21:25 GMT
#364
SO MANY BANELINGS!!!
Arimaki
Profile Joined August 2010
22 Posts
December 05 2010 21:54 GMT
#365
I'm just surprised theres so many haters in this thread. How can you possibly not like Tastosis? They're frikkin hilarious! Look at those quote videos and tell me you're not laughing your ass off.

But I guess I just can't be one of those nerds that wants 100% accurate analysis as if seen from a magic crystal ball. They're obviously experts that need no help in analysing the game, yet they are unable to simply enjoy the game because a commentator, put under a lot of pressure I might add... and possibly after many many hours of casting intensive games, make a mistake. That is just sad.

For me tastosis has enhanced the gsl experience by a lot, making me wanna come back not just for the games but to listen to their great commentary and random comedy.

Tastosis 4ever <3
Cedwyn
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada58 Posts
December 05 2010 23:17 GMT
#366
Tastosis 4ever <3


Why doesn't anyone say "Artless forever"?
Williowa
Profile Joined April 2010
129 Posts
December 06 2010 05:44 GMT
#367
"Soggymidgetbooty" I love the trolls.
It's A Zergling Lester
Baarn
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2702 Posts
December 06 2010 12:39 GMT
#368
Chicken soup for the tasteless soul.
There's no S in KT. :P
Leeoku
Profile Joined May 2010
1617 Posts
December 06 2010 12:50 GMT
#369
By the way we have our new sponser which provides us Mountain Dew, because Nestea has made it so far. Thank you for providing this tasty drink.
No... Coca-cola owns nestea
gslavik
Profile Joined August 2010
United States72 Posts
December 06 2010 13:01 GMT
#370
best one: LongDongSilver
"I am infallible, you should know that by now." --Dogbert
Jamage
Profile Joined August 2010
United States15 Posts
December 06 2010 13:27 GMT
#371
Artosis: A DRONE's life is hard man. You mine minerals all day and you get tired and stuff and then you're like, alright, go become a spine crawler.
Cheese or be cheesed
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
December 06 2010 13:37 GMT
#372
Jason Lee: "How do you deal with a protoss who tries to his cannon in your backside."

ROFL WIN!
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
jackalope
Profile Joined April 2009
Taiwan120 Posts
December 06 2010 15:50 GMT
#373
how about Tasteless asking Artosis if he ever played Panzer Dragoon Saga, and Artosis not understanding a word he's saying even though he repeats it like 5 times.
water in the lasers
Tschis
Profile Joined November 2010
Brazil1511 Posts
December 06 2010 21:56 GMT
#374
"Team EG... stands for Evil Geniuses... It's better team name than, you known, Well Intended People of Average Inteligence"

rofl :D

//tx
"A coward is not someone that runs from a battle knowing he will lose. A coward is someone who challenges a weak knowing he will win."
GhostFall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States830 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-06 22:04:00
December 06 2010 22:03 GMT
#375
On December 05 2010 13:20 snorlax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 30 2010 01:09 Starfox wrote:
On November 28 2010 06:30 Na_Dann_Ma_GoGo wrote:
What's the deal with 420?

20th april, hitler's birthday, never understood americans obsession with that day.

CAN'T LET YOU SAY THAT STARFOX

its actually because a group of kids used to leave school and go smoke weed in the hills in the bay area and it became the Weed Number


Smoking weed is illegal in the states. The police code for possession of marijuana is 420. it has nothing to do with hitler. Its a complete coincidence that 4/20 is hitlers birthday.
Marl
Profile Joined January 2010
United States694 Posts
December 06 2010 22:07 GMT
#376
"Tasteless, you better turn that banana frown upside down so you can have a banana grin above that chin!"
Thezzphai
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany1145 Posts
December 06 2010 22:25 GMT
#377
Tasteless: "Here cometh the banshee."
pzea469
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1520 Posts
December 06 2010 22:30 GMT
#378
On December 07 2010 07:03 GhostFall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2010 13:20 snorlax wrote:
On November 30 2010 01:09 Starfox wrote:
On November 28 2010 06:30 Na_Dann_Ma_GoGo wrote:
What's the deal with 420?

20th april, hitler's birthday, never understood americans obsession with that day.

CAN'T LET YOU SAY THAT STARFOX

its actually because a group of kids used to leave school and go smoke weed in the hills in the bay area and it became the Weed Number


Smoking weed is illegal in the states. The police code for possession of marijuana is 420. it has nothing to do with hitler. Its a complete coincidence that 4/20 is hitlers birthday.


420 isn't police code. 420 comes from some guys going to smoke weed at 4:20pm. But you're right in that it has nothing to do with Hitler.
Kill the Deathball
Buddhist
Profile Joined April 2010
United States658 Posts
December 07 2010 02:40 GMT
#379
On December 07 2010 07:30 pzea469 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2010 07:03 GhostFall wrote:
On December 05 2010 13:20 snorlax wrote:
On November 30 2010 01:09 Starfox wrote:
On November 28 2010 06:30 Na_Dann_Ma_GoGo wrote:
What's the deal with 420?

20th april, hitler's birthday, never understood americans obsession with that day.

CAN'T LET YOU SAY THAT STARFOX

its actually because a group of kids used to leave school and go smoke weed in the hills in the bay area and it became the Weed Number


Smoking weed is illegal in the states. The police code for possession of marijuana is 420. it has nothing to do with hitler. Its a complete coincidence that 4/20 is hitlers birthday.


420 isn't police code. 420 comes from some guys going to smoke weed at 4:20pm. But you're right in that it has nothing to do with Hitler.

This. Has nothing to do with police codes and everything to do with some kids in California in the 70s.

Anyway, I'm disappointed that no one has made a video compilation of all of Artosis' guinea pig quotes :/.
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-07 02:43:08
December 07 2010 02:42 GMT
#380
i love it when they plug in fighting game references
tasteless going -random player gets beat convincingly- tasteless "wow he got bodied. shoutouts to SRK" looooool

the Detroit one is a classic
Forever Young
Prev 1 17 18 19 20 21 22 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Korean StarCraft League
03:00
Week 84
HKG_Chickenman237
CranKy Ducklings159
SteadfastSC129
davetesta56
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RuFF_SC2 216
ProTech136
SteadfastSC 129
StarCraft: Brood War
Zeus 421
NaDa 90
Shuttle 62
Noble 19
Dota 2
XaKoH 437
monkeys_forever388
NeuroSwarm164
League of Legends
JimRising 792
C9.Mang0544
Counter-Strike
summit1g9016
tarik_tv5089
minikerr32
Other Games
ViBE179
Mew2King63
ZombieGrub52
Chillindude39
Organizations
StarCraft 2
IntoTheiNu 17
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH165
• Kozan
• Migwel
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
StarCraft: Brood War
• RayReign 42
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
League of Legends
• Lourlo573
• Stunt189
Other Games
• Scarra1569
Upcoming Events
OSC
7h 44m
IPSL
12h 44m
Dewalt vs Bonyth
OSC
13h 44m
OSC
1d 7h
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
1d 9h
Replay Cast
2 days
RotterdaM Event
2 days
Patches Events
2 days
OSC
3 days
OSC
4 days
[ Show More ]
OSC
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Escore Tournament S1: W2
WardiTV 2025
META Madness #9

Ongoing

IPSL Winter 2025-26
BSL Season 21
Slon Tour Season 2
CSL Season 19: Qualifier 2
eXTREMESLAND 2025
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025

Upcoming

CSL 2025 WINTER (S19)
Escore Tournament S1: W3
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Thunderfire SC2 All-star 2025
Big Gabe Cup #3
OSC Championship Season 13
Nations Cup 2026
Underdog Cup #3
NA Kuram Kup
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League Season 23
ESL Pro League Season 23
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.