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igLeX
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada140 Posts
July 05 2010 05:42 GMT
#41
omfg how did you know us random players dress up as Day[9]? 0.0

hilarious all in all though and you capture the entire metagame right now
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4838 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-05 05:52:36
July 05 2010 05:49 GMT
#42
On July 05 2010 14:34 Drowsy wrote:
Missed one thing... Toss players covering up their closet homosexuality by constantly talking about manliness. Simultaneously they lust for the touch of Reach.

I don't think SC2 Protoss have learned manliness yet. Unless they were also SC1 Protoss.

And everyone lusts for the touch of Reach.

On July 05 2010 14:42 igLeX wrote:
omfg how did you know us random players dress up as Day[9]? 0.0

You weirdos with your Day[9]-suiting and your Day[9] conventions, dressing up as Day[9] and making overlord noises...
My strategy is to fork people.
Grrbrr.404
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany91 Posts
July 05 2010 05:51 GMT
#43
very epic lol
Rax needs depot - worst change ever. Why dosnt pool need 2 overlords?
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
July 05 2010 05:56 GMT
#44
Hilarious.

But just for the record, I was doing SC2 Terran at the beginning of Beta... when they were considered easily the weakest race. I will assume that this will make me immune from any future criticism of my main race.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
Stratos_speAr
Profile Joined May 2009
United States6959 Posts
July 05 2010 05:56 GMT
#45
On July 05 2010 13:44 Turbo.Tactics wrote:
Is this meant to be funny? Because it's not... (although I am sure you were enjoying yourself while writing and thinking about your "witty and ironic" comments)



Would be a lot funnier if you had a clue about what you were talking


And we've fished up TWO in one page!
A sound mind in a sound body, is a short, but full description of a happy state in this World: he that has these two, has little more to wish for; and he that wants either of them, will be little the better for anything else.
Albaholic
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany1 Post
July 05 2010 05:57 GMT
#46
Greate Post!

but you forgot the fourth race.

The Trolls

User was banned for this post.
Pablols
Profile Joined August 2009
Chile517 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-05 06:00:09
July 05 2010 05:58 GMT
#47
Lol I play toss cuz it's the easiest, and it requires less practice time and I don't want to become a fat sc2 kid

edit: u forgot the mapper race
Chaoz
Profile Joined March 2010
United States507 Posts
July 05 2010 05:59 GMT
#48
If you see a P actually upgrade shields, you are required to GG and let him have the win.


So true.
KillerPlague
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1386 Posts
July 05 2010 06:07 GMT
#49
haha thought this was gonna be a serious post, but that would be near impossible to make. well done
Side 1: Why no dominant players with 90% win ratio Side 2: Nerf Side 1
MuTT
Profile Joined July 2010
United States398 Posts
July 05 2010 06:16 GMT
#50
Haha love your quote killerplague. I was a wc3 player and i chose toss lol spot on spot on.
MC's strength: confidence weakness: over confidence
Eeeegor
Profile Joined April 2005
Australia809 Posts
July 05 2010 06:18 GMT
#51
This is awesome, nice!
Day9 Made Me Do It
Chubby
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden3 Posts
July 05 2010 06:18 GMT
#52
Thank you for the good laugh!

I want to look shiny and kewl while I get a win and yes I am a former WC3/DotA player... Figured out what race I play yet?
Flubbery fun
zappa372
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Chile365 Posts
July 05 2010 06:26 GMT
#53
lol so hilarious!
Im mainly a Z player and ive got to say, that key pressing its getting me mad. D: BW style much better (just because im used to it)
when i wanna cheese, i play P
when i wanna show my friends how ridiculous T is, i play T
when i play for the lulz/2v2, i play Z

I like to go nukes with T, but because im so noob, i always get crushed lol
EE HAN TIMING!
damiah
Profile Joined June 2010
United States14 Posts
July 05 2010 06:35 GMT
#54
brilliant

everyone who is upset is just a case example, haha
judge if you want. we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.
LionsFist
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia164 Posts
July 05 2010 06:35 GMT
#55
I love it how you never see an Aussie hating on joke posts like this
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
July 05 2010 06:42 GMT
#56
That was pretty fucking epic props man
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
July 05 2010 06:50 GMT
#57
On July 05 2010 13:26 JMS31207 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2010 13:24 GenesisX wrote:
LOL this should be a blog. Hella funny xD

you were ninja'd bro


D:
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AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
July 05 2010 06:53 GMT
#58
On July 05 2010 13:14 rkiga wrote:

Terran
T players just gorge in their base until they run out of hotpockets, then they move their whole force 10 feet away to get to the next hotpocket expansion.

Nearly spat out my drink while reading this part. Great post
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
July 05 2010 06:54 GMT
#59
nice, I thought i was the only one that cosplayed as TLO.

and you forgot to add the "omg roachs are 2 supply now, thanks for killing ma race blizzard" constant QQ
Be nice, buy wards and don't feed double buff.
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
July 05 2010 06:56 GMT
#60
*checks what the Adrenal upgrade does* Ah, yeah, found it! --> Nothing!

lol'd at P players always complaining how their race is tougher/impossible to macro
On July 05 2010 13:30 Ichabod wrote:
It irks me that more zergs don't get burrow, I guess it demonstrates how you can still win w/o it, but it would seem so helpful with keeping units alive if you could just *hide* them when they get low on health (in small encounters, where they don't just get 1shot by a volley of ranged units), so they could live to fight another day.
I also agree there's A LOT of tactics and overall game improvement from burrow, and even when people research burrow it's not used enough. But also note that it costs something... Especially around early mid-game it's understandable if people can't find time for burrow, because for example they may need: more queens, overlord upgrades for drops etc.
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
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