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Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
June 01 2011 12:22 GMT
#161
I have gotten 3 feeding dysfunction egomanic nerds in 3 games in a row. I cannot imagine how they function in real life. These guys are so full of themselves...giving orders as if they know all about war. I wonder how many of these guys have read Nietzsche.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
June 01 2011 15:22 GMT
#162
I didn't really care about this game but at my normal game elo (which is like level 10 type players) I was jungling amumu and they let my blue get stolen ever since the first one even though I told them and pinged it they didn't care T_T and I couldn't go get it because I had to run around and cover every lane because people either died or decided it was kewl to roam and take my jungle creeps and stuff and they're basically like OH SOMEONE IS IN MY LANE (aka me 1v3 bot and then I get dived) I'll just go farm top even though it's super pushed hehehe and I couldn't gank anywhere because all lanes were pushed all the time
Also ran into random guy instalock call mid for the first time in forever.
my normal game elo #1 #1 #1 king
I would assume this is like triple digit elo games y/n
:)
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
June 01 2011 16:24 GMT
#163
On June 02 2011 00:22 unichan wrote:
I didn't really care about this game but at my normal game elo (which is like level 10 type players) I was jungling amumu and they let my blue get stolen ever since the first one even though I told them and pinged it they didn't care T_T and I couldn't go get it because I had to run around and cover every lane because people either died or decided it was kewl to roam and take my jungle creeps and stuff and they're basically like OH SOMEONE IS IN MY LANE (aka me 1v3 bot and then I get dived) I'll just go farm top even though it's super pushed hehehe and I couldn't gank anywhere because all lanes were pushed all the time
Also ran into random guy instalock call mid for the first time in forever.
my normal game elo #1 #1 #1 king
I would assume this is like triple digit elo games y/n

Man I don't even get games like this anymore at 1300. Then again Im terrified of jungling Amumu since I went 0/7 once against a 1400 Nunu who ate all my shit and no one helped.
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petered
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1817 Posts
June 02 2011 01:24 GMT
#164
I am in danger of spamming now, but there are so many freaking leavers.

Last game, someone on our team left because "I gotta go eat, be back in 5" He is gone for the rest of the game and we lose. I am no pro and I don't play for money, but if why are you playing ranked if dinner is close and you just can't wait to fill your belly?
This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-02 01:40:38
June 02 2011 01:39 GMT
#165
On June 02 2011 01:24 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2011 00:22 unichan wrote:
I didn't really care about this game but at my normal game elo (which is like level 10 type players) I was jungling amumu and they let my blue get stolen ever since the first one even though I told them and pinged it they didn't care T_T and I couldn't go get it because I had to run around and cover every lane because people either died or decided it was kewl to roam and take my jungle creeps and stuff and they're basically like OH SOMEONE IS IN MY LANE (aka me 1v3 bot and then I get dived) I'll just go farm top even though it's super pushed hehehe and I couldn't gank anywhere because all lanes were pushed all the time
Also ran into random guy instalock call mid for the first time in forever.
my normal game elo #1 #1 #1 king
I would assume this is like triple digit elo games y/n

Man I don't even get games like this anymore at 1300. Then again Im terrified of jungling Amumu since I went 0/7 once against a 1400 Nunu who ate all my shit and no one helped.

I don't want to fucking jungle anymore in low elo and I hate jungling in normal games cause for some reason they ALWAYS want to come counter you. Drop a ward at your buff or just walk up and fuck you randomly. I DON'T KNOW WHYY. For some reason this never happens at 1600+ though.


On June 02 2011 10:24 petered wrote:
I am in danger of spamming now, but there are so many freaking leavers.

Last game, someone on our team left because "I gotta go eat, be back in 5" He is gone for the rest of the game and we lose. I am no pro and I don't play for money, but if why are you playing ranked if dinner is close and you just can't wait to fill your belly?

Because my mommy and daddy are making dinner and I didn't know they would be done so quickly. I would love to stay and play but my mommy gets mad when I don't come right away.
:)
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
June 02 2011 01:53 GMT
#166
On June 02 2011 00:22 unichan wrote:
I didn't really care about this game but at my normal game elo (which is like level 10 type players) I was jungling amumu and they let my blue get stolen ever since the first one even though I told them and pinged it they didn't care T_T and I couldn't go get it because I had to run around and cover every lane because people either died or decided it was kewl to roam and take my jungle creeps and stuff and they're basically like OH SOMEONE IS IN MY LANE (aka me 1v3 bot and then I get dived) I'll just go farm top even though it's super pushed hehehe and I couldn't gank anywhere because all lanes were pushed all the time
Also ran into random guy instalock call mid for the first time in forever.
my normal game elo #1 #1 #1 king
I would assume this is like triple digit elo games y/n

one period in this entire paragraph.
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen courier?" "Dire or Radiant?"
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
June 02 2011 02:42 GMT
#167
On June 02 2011 10:53 Two_DoWn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2011 00:22 unichan wrote:
I didn't really care about this game but at my normal game elo (which is like level 10 type players) I was jungling amumu and they let my blue get stolen ever since the first one even though I told them and pinged it they didn't care T_T and I couldn't go get it because I had to run around and cover every lane because people either died or decided it was kewl to roam and take my jungle creeps and stuff and they're basically like OH SOMEONE IS IN MY LANE (aka me 1v3 bot and then I get dived) I'll just go farm top even though it's super pushed hehehe and I couldn't gank anywhere because all lanes were pushed all the time
Also ran into random guy instalock call mid for the first time in forever.
my normal game elo #1 #1 #1 king
I would assume this is like triple digit elo games y/n

one period in this entire paragraph.

I pressed enter 3 times so it's like 4 paragraphs TY
:)
petered
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1817 Posts
June 02 2011 02:45 GMT
#168
On June 02 2011 10:53 Two_DoWn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2011 00:22 unichan wrote:
I didn't really care about this game but at my normal game elo (which is like level 10 type players) I was jungling amumu and they let my blue get stolen ever since the first one even though I told them and pinged it they didn't care T_T and I couldn't go get it because I had to run around and cover every lane because people either died or decided it was kewl to roam and take my jungle creeps and stuff and they're basically like OH SOMEONE IS IN MY LANE (aka me 1v3 bot and then I get dived) I'll just go farm top even though it's super pushed hehehe and I couldn't gank anywhere because all lanes were pushed all the time
Also ran into random guy instalock call mid for the first time in forever.
my normal game elo #1 #1 #1 king
I would assume this is like triple digit elo games y/n

one period in this entire paragraph.



It wouldn't be the QQ thread without raving rants of rage. My favorite is how it grows. Like you start off trying to be calm and then you are CAPS LOCKING and bolding and forgetting punctuation and making no sense.
This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time.
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
June 02 2011 02:46 GMT
#169
On June 02 2011 11:45 petered wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2011 10:53 Two_DoWn wrote:
On June 02 2011 00:22 unichan wrote:
I didn't really care about this game but at my normal game elo (which is like level 10 type players) I was jungling amumu and they let my blue get stolen ever since the first one even though I told them and pinged it they didn't care T_T and I couldn't go get it because I had to run around and cover every lane because people either died or decided it was kewl to roam and take my jungle creeps and stuff and they're basically like OH SOMEONE IS IN MY LANE (aka me 1v3 bot and then I get dived) I'll just go farm top even though it's super pushed hehehe and I couldn't gank anywhere because all lanes were pushed all the time
Also ran into random guy instalock call mid for the first time in forever.
my normal game elo #1 #1 #1 king
I would assume this is like triple digit elo games y/n

one period in this entire paragraph.



It wouldn't be the QQ thread without raving rants of rage. My favorite is how it grows. Like you start off trying to be calm and then you are CAPS LOCKING and bolding and forgetting punctuation and making no sense.

but that's how I normally type




wat
:)
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
June 02 2011 03:15 GMT
#170
I came across a player who said during champ selection that he can only play for 5 minutes and that he recommends people to dodge. After having one person dodge, we were teamed up once again and he said his same statement and randomly picked his champ. And once the game started, he fed.
It is one thing to troll like Caller with his empty threats, but a whole another thing to ruin a game and waste the time of 9 other people.
dnastyx
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2707 Posts
June 02 2011 03:36 GMT
#171
On June 02 2011 12:15 Shiragaku wrote:
I came across a player who said during champ selection that he can only play for 5 minutes and that he recommends people to dodge. After having one person dodge, we were teamed up once again and he said his same statement and randomly picked his champ. And once the game started, he fed.
It is one thing to troll like Caller with his empty threats, but a whole another thing to ruin a game and waste the time of 9 other people.


I'm sorry, this sounds like a legitimate complaint, and not "I went 0-4 in lane and it was my jungler's fault" type of QQ. Are you sure you have the right thread? :D
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
June 02 2011 03:45 GMT
#172
Oh...so this thread is all about complaining about your fucking n00by teamates? FML...
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
June 02 2011 03:48 GMT
#173
random funny moment so the first time i inv gingerbrown to ranked 5s i think this was like the first time i played with him and we weren't friends back then and so he runs around doing random shit after instalocking blitz (didn't fit with anything..) then i see he got a kill and i'm like wtf cuz he was in the enemy jungle LOLOL just running around and he had like 10 hp and he was going to get away but he ran past wraiths and passive thunderbolt attaxd and drew aggro gg

... yeah
:)
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
June 02 2011 08:51 GMT
#174
On June 02 2011 01:24 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2011 00:22 unichan wrote:
I didn't really care about this game but at my normal game elo (which is like level 10 type players) I was jungling amumu and they let my blue get stolen ever since the first one even though I told them and pinged it they didn't care T_T and I couldn't go get it because I had to run around and cover every lane because people either died or decided it was kewl to roam and take my jungle creeps and stuff and they're basically like OH SOMEONE IS IN MY LANE (aka me 1v3 bot and then I get dived) I'll just go farm top even though it's super pushed hehehe and I couldn't gank anywhere because all lanes were pushed all the time
Also ran into random guy instalock call mid for the first time in forever.
my normal game elo #1 #1 #1 king
I would assume this is like triple digit elo games y/n

Man I don't even get games like this anymore at 1300. Then again Im terrified of jungling Amumu since I went 0/7 once against a 1400 Nunu who ate all my shit and no one helped.

This like all i do anymore huehuehue.
GANDHISAUCE
dnastyx
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2707 Posts
June 02 2011 09:54 GMT
#175
On June 02 2011 12:48 unichan wrote:
random funny moment so the first time i inv gingerbrown to ranked 5s i think this was like the first time i played with him and we weren't friends back then and so he runs around doing random shit after instalocking blitz (didn't fit with anything..) then i see he got a kill and i'm like wtf cuz he was in the enemy jungle LOLOL just running around and he had like 10 hp and he was going to get away but he ran past wraiths and passive thunderbolt attaxd and drew aggro gg

... yeah


...

They're not doing a very good job of educating you in school.
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
June 02 2011 15:10 GMT
#176
So this pro 2k elo player (who will go unnamed)
randomed Nasus (pro dog!)
talked trash (never works!)
and died to a Singed... in his own tower.

QQ
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
-Kato-
Profile Joined June 2010
Spain1146 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-02 15:47:07
June 02 2011 15:46 GMT
#177
My first post in this thread, I almost never rage at teammates because my bible is the 5hitcombo post about how if you lose it's because you weren't able to make your team win, my rage is on FKIN RIOT.

WTF RUMBLE, a manaless guy with no cost on his abilities (at least morde uses HP WTF), an AoE slow, a slowing skillshot and a speed boost. FU RIOT.

Edit: Oh the speed boost is a shield too, COOL.
SQWKZ
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland720 Posts
June 02 2011 18:31 GMT
#178
On June 03 2011 00:46 -Kato- wrote:
My first post in this thread, I almost never rage at teammates because my bible is the 5hitcombo post about how if you lose it's because you weren't able to make your team win, my rage is on FKIN RIOT.

WTF RUMBLE, a manaless guy with no cost on his abilities (at least morde uses HP WTF), an AoE slow, a slowing skillshot and a speed boost. FU RIOT.

Edit: Oh the speed boost is a shield too, COOL.

Usually a Rumble pick in my games causes some qq from teammates, because apparently he is shit. Go figure.

I'm playing like shit today, and to relieve some stress, would like to share a story of playing with a confusing mummy 2v1 top vs Rumble. Amumu pushes the lane hard, and I go all "derpderp, don't push plox, we kin zone him". When the lane pushes back a bit, I take some last hits, while the mummy sits in bush. He then says "stop pushing, wait", then proceeds to push himself. He keeps pinging the Rumble under his turret, pushing, and even tries to dive. Then the enemy WW comes in for a gank... aghagha
So zen.
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
June 02 2011 19:08 GMT
#179
God fucking damnit, I hate the obsession over baron, was just in a team where we killed 4 for 1 top at like 24min mark and ofc they wanna do baron instead of pushing towers.

Goes on to lose baron and 2 ppl bc they respawn and then lose the game.

Its usually lanewicks calling it too.

Fucking lanewicks.. its like morde players. herp derp
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
June 02 2011 19:51 GMT
#180
On June 03 2011 04:08 Senx wrote:
God fucking damnit, I hate the obsession over baron, was just in a team where we killed 4 for 1 top at like 24min mark and ofc they wanna do baron instead of pushing towers.

Goes on to lose baron and 2 ppl bc they respawn and then lose the game.

Its usually lanewicks calling it too.

Fucking lanewicks.. its like morde players. herp derp


This actually reminds me of something I wanted to ask in the general forums. But yeah I hate stupid baron attempts when 3 people attempt it, you know the other team is coming so you either lose baron + 3 people die or you try to help them kill it before the team gets there, maybe get it and still die.
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