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On June 02 2011 12:15 Shiragaku wrote:
I came across a player who said during champ selection that he can only play for 5 minutes and that he recommends people to dodge. After having one person dodge, we were teamed up once again and he said his same statement and randomly picked his champ. And once the game started, he fed.
It is one thing to troll like Caller with his empty threats, but a whole another thing to ruin a game and waste the time of 9 other people.
how come you didn't just take the 5 minute penalty?
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I PRESENT TO YOU
The game where a Jarvan went a negative score, Alistar built FH, and where a Pantheon won a game.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/POhJy.png)
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you lost cause jungle warwick is lollercoaster and the other team had vlad/corki which is ungankable combo anyways imo
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Haha trust me that is not why I lost.
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Game 1: I'm amumu, enemy team has nunu. Get counterjungled so hard, but persevere and OH WAIT OUR AKALI IS USELESS AND OUR BLITZ CAN'T HIT HOOKS. (did I mention that our team targets nunu in fights and not the 7-0 Xin with no survivability items)
Game 2: I'm nunu, enemy team has amumu. Just rollin' along wait amumu is counterjungling me and I can't fight back because our mid TF is autoattackin' them minions while their mid Ezreal is taking my red buff! (did I mention that our annie builds 0 survivability and can't seem to press R and click on Ezreal, their only squishy? and our team wants to target their AP Mordekaiser who drops Janna in ONE COMBO WITH QE ULT, don't ask me how he gets close enough to her to do that)
Game 3: I'm Morgana duo bot with Lee Sin. Doin' fine, we got two dragons to their one and we're even in kills. Lee Sin dies defending bot tower. And akfs. Because we didn't help him bot because we were teamfighting mid.
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Man i wanna write a longass QQ post but can't ever get enough wards. I'm on a 8-loss ranked spree now  Just had a team where our tanks never ever ever initiated a teamfight vs blitz+ashe. So blitz/ashe initiated every time teemo was in a bad spot
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On June 03 2011 06:41 broz0rs wrote:Show nested quote +On June 02 2011 12:15 Shiragaku wrote:
I came across a player who said during champ selection that he can only play for 5 minutes and that he recommends people to dodge. After having one person dodge, we were teamed up once again and he said his same statement and randomly picked his champ. And once the game started, he fed.
It is one thing to troll like Caller with his empty threats, but a whole another thing to ruin a game and waste the time of 9 other people. how come you didn't just take the 5 minute penalty?
God knows if he was trolling or not. Not the first time we had someone like that but that was...a bit exceptional.
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Our Mordekaiser, right at the start of the game, says "I don't feel like talking guys sorry". While I'm wondering why he felt the need to share that, our MF goes "is something wrong baby?" Morde says "yes but I don't want to talk about it"
Turns out it's a 4-man premade, Morde goes on to feed pretty hard I'm guessing because the tears in his eyes makes it difficult to count how many champions he's fighting. Olaf starts trolling and spams surrender votes. The worst part is that I steal baron and we ace them, but we end up using it to farm jungle. Trollmades too good (we lost)
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Turns out it's a 4-man premade, Morde goes on to feed pretty hard I'm guessing because the tears in his eyes makes it difficult to count how many champions he's fighting.
Best part of the story, but you climaxed too early.
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Keep getting trolls Every fucking game at 1700 lately.. AP GP mid goes 0/9, "Support" Orianna who buys zero wards and goes 0/7, TF feeding akali 11/2.. Real fucking terror.
Its like riot wants you to go on losing sprees after you go on a winning spree to "balance" it out.
"Hey lets put some trolls in this guys games, enough of this BS success"
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![[image loading]](http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp132/Gallowmere08/2heavy.jpg)
2heavy etc
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Morgana can't really 1v5 though, she is good at picking people off and a great shield, but if you had 12/4/17 on MORDEKAZIER you'd carry ezpz.
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Nah on Morde you want starts like 12-0 or 12-1, usually when you get to 12-4 the game's uncarriable.
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ZZZZZZZZ
Higher elo people are always such trolls, holyshit.
Some 1800 alistar on our team. We run to edge of jungle, ready to teamfight at enemy blue. Annie, apparently his duo partner, is stacking her stun in fountain. Alistar sees *ONE* of the enemy for half a second, flashes in and does his slam, (hitting one enemy). The resulting 4v5, (as annie hasn't gotten here yet), gets 4 of us killed. Ali afk's.
I try to lane mid vs a 4-0 brand who shows up to lane with a fucking catalyst, boots, and potions at lvl 1.
Wheeeeee
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Ouch that sounds terrible. lol
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WAIT JUST A MOMENT HERE. I JUST realized that Tapioca has not raged here. WTF???? Where are you at, bro?
And rhav, that's rough. Remember the game I was 3-0 corki lvl 1? lol I think you were in that one when TL B were playing together still. Didn't have enough for sheen though first trip back so got boots 2 + pots. Was so legit. I made the other team's mid cry I think lol.
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Force me as blitz to solo top against a morde. Go 3/7/7 and almost come back. Amumu blames me
-_-
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i need this thread right now
2 jax games in a row
chat is down so of course my team picks 5 carries and no jungler
i mid both games. first one against karthus i have 60+ cs on him and i'm 4-0 at 14 minutes. top xin + garen versus enemy irelia manages to feed her EIGHT KILLS IN 14 MINUTES. in a 2v1. karthus, on virtue of being karthus, builds a soulstealer and does infinite damage regardless of being 0-45. their team focuses me down every fight and since it's a 1v5, my 1-10, 0-8, and 2-6 teammates can do nothing to help.
second game. solo mid jax versus vlad. i'm zoning him completely, 1 combo away from getting a kill, when our level 4 ashe wanders down into my lane and scares him away then decides to just stand there and auto attack creeps. when i finally convince her to leave, their top, bottom, and jungle all converge on me with vlad for an easy kill. vlad immediately starts talking shit and does not let up until after the game, whereupon i challenge him to 1v1 mid me again and he just spams "you mad? learn to play" before leaving
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnngla;jlkwej;lkfj;lavlkj;kla;e
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I need this thread right now
Playing this game makes me mad or sad
and I am not calm, so I don't play so well
When I am calm, I do well
but it's hard to be calm
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