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Osmoses Sweden5302 Posts February 06 2016 16:07 GMT #13061 Not seeing this on euw, seems no matter what I queue as I get first pref about 75% of the time.

zer0das United States8519 Posts February 07 2016 03:56 GMT #13062 I traded Zyra to someone in ARAM. They reward me by going AFK for about the first 4 minutes, then go "WTF, can't you hit a skill shot Rek'said?" about 8 minutes in.... end up outdamaging her. She had the least damage on our team as Zyra. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IN AN ARAM!?!? Even with a long AFK. Also was a participant in an extremely derpy 3v4 mid that costed us 3 people for 1, which led to an error on my part because I'm staring down 4 enemies with 3 people on my team, 2 of which are low on our side. So I'm trying to get them off nexus turrets so we don't lose outright, Cass slow screws up my unburrow (out of range, just barely), and their 5th happened to arrive at the same time.

ticklishmusic United States15977 Posts February 07 2016 05:34 GMT #13063 Riot matchmaking is hilariously broken, I started a smurf account and won the first 17 games, and now I've lost 9 in a row despite finishing with 10+ kills each game. It enforces the ~50% winrate in the most retarded way possible, like it'll give me AFK's (I had a game with THREE of them), people who actually intentionally feed, etc.

Embir Poland567 Posts February 07 2016 18:54 GMT #13064 And again FUCKING USELESS RIOT matchmaking shows itself. Freshly promoted and of course after series of wins I get series of teams full of fucking retards feeding all lines. FUCK YOU RIOT, FUCK YOU.

Embir Poland567 Posts February 07 2016 19:01 GMT #13065 Why do people fool around in ranked? Seriously, what the fuck, you got normals, blind picks - you can play like a biggest moron there. But why in ranked? I had a "pleasure" to play with Kha - 0/7/0 against LeBlanc and 3k damage for a whole game - yeah, my guess is this cretin just tried Kha mid first time in his life - of course in ranked.

dsyxelic United States1417 Posts February 07 2016 19:53 GMT #13066 fucking platinum players LOL 'this zed never groups' yeah thats why I have most kill participation in the game and more assists than you fucktard 'why is zed splitting' self explanatory. i'm sorry I'm keeping their 10 kill lucian bot, then proceed to solo kill him while you lose a 4v4 fight. all my fault. 'gg zed ult support' sorry, ,I'm not going to ult people with qss/zhonyas up unless it's a free kill opportunity, and I would much rather free kill the 'support' zyra building all damage without any defensive items. got a double or triple every fight and they still bitch at me LOL and finally 'report zed' because carrying the team while constantly getting berated by a 3/11 and 4/4 player is reportable. like I can understand if I called all of them a bunch of retards or whatever and hurt their feelings LOL but it was simply for me playing the game properly the only silver lining is every time I lose these type of games I'm actually rather happy we lost since I'd much rather not carry the deadweights to another undeserved win

Fusilero United Kingdom50293 Posts February 07 2016 22:12 GMT #13067 Focus on improve

suicideyear Ivory Coast3016 Posts February 08 2016 02:49 GMT #13068 the worst part of the new draft is knowing that i want to ban udyr, graves, tahm, kindred, soraka, mundo, etc. but i only get one ban i mean udyr is disgustingly retarded this patch in solo queue i picked him for the first time ever and just ran around being an unkillable superfast piece of shit that could chunk their entire team with stun + thunderlords proc league of legends is kusoge and everyone on the balance team should feel ashamed

ticklishmusic United States15977 Posts February 08 2016 03:18 GMT #13069 why do people complain about no ganks when their lane is always super pushed then complain they get ganked youd think that its something you would learn after, idk, i tell you 4 times?

Nemireck Canada1875 Posts February 08 2016 23:14 GMT #13070 ^ Most people in SoloQ seem to have no respect or understanding of how important controlling the wave of minions is.

Fusilero United Kingdom50293 Posts February 09 2016 01:01 GMT #13071 Yasuo fucking ints out of control 1v1 against malz, then come mid/late he yolo solo int ults every 30 seconds stating he's "drawing cooldowns" Yes, yasuo you should be drawing cooldowns. Not the fed trundle, gj wp. Thanks for that

[DUF]MethodMan Germany1716 Posts February 09 2016 02:20 GMT #13072 #1: Used to be Dia4 on EUW, went 4-6 in placements, got placed Gold 1. Some dude in my flist who was also around Dia4 before the reset went 5-5 and got placed in Plat 3. Whatever. Stomp my way to promos for Plat, go 1-3 with the most hilariously imbalanced teams I've ever seen in my whole life. Stomp back to promos, no losses. Suddenly matchmaking goes the other way around again and I can carry as hard as I want, but fail promos 5 consecutive times, up until tonight when I finally made it lol. I seem to get decent teams when I'm not in promos, but as soon as I am, all the ragers, feeders, trolls and AFKers get thrown at me by Rito. #2: I really miss the old queue. I play every role and have no real preferences or dislikes. So I hate it to limit myself to only 2 roles, or pick Fill, where I would get Support 100% of the time.

dsyxelic United States1417 Posts February 09 2016 04:23 GMT #13073 thats really weird lol I got d1->p1 4-6 on my main d5->p2 5-5 on my smurf my friends: d2->p1 5-5 p3->g1 5-5 p3->g3 3-7 the others I can't remember or they have too many games played already for me to check lol i've been hearing these horror stories about placements but myself and everyone around me seem to have been placed pretty decently lol

[DUF]MethodMan Germany1716 Posts February 09 2016 14:17 GMT #13074 Well, I guess the matchmaking is just seeeriously fucked. The games I play in ranked are insanely imbalanced, you get silver, gold, platin and diamond borders in just one game and the skill discrepancy really shows. Botlane is terror atm, at least for people like myself, who pretty much never duo. I want a true solo queue, with no duoing possible whatsoever, even go as far as not making it possible to have people from your friendslist in your games. The difference between having a coordinated jungler and sololaner alone is so big, it can win or lose a game without anyone else even having a chance of having an impact. I might be exaggerating, but right now you can really see all these 4,5 man stacks coming out and having a blast with trollpicks, but coordinated rotations, so u get fucked in the ass all over the map. Yolo queue to me has always been the much prefered flipside to the professional boredom of laneswaps, double jungle and shit, that all might be cute when pulled off in a likewise professional environment, but I want a classic lanephase of dueling and either praise or blame my jungler for tipping it.

ticklishmusic United States15977 Posts February 09 2016 14:43 GMT #13075 D2 -> P1 -> P4 (my teams have been bad). I thought my promo teams were kinda bad, forgave them because I was rusty and making my own mistakes. Now, well, my teams are just bad. I'm still clinging on to P4 though so it's something.

dsyxelic United States1417 Posts February 09 2016 17:20 GMT #13076 LOLOL this platinum xinzhao ill try my best to describe in words what he did level 2, try to invade enemy lee sin -> E's onto the red instead -> gets chased and dies level 2 -> tries to invade enemy lee sin's blue, gets there too late after lee finishes (level 3) as lee kills him with the help of their mid ahri who was pushing in level 2-> comes back after his 2nd death, dies to wolves at this point my team wasn't sure if he was intentionally trolling or not rofl. match history looked normal tho. so at the 7 minute mark, our xinzhao barely hits level 3 as their enemy lee sin is 3-0 and level 6 with warrior's. meanwhile I'm laning toplane vs an ignite graves FUN FUN FUN obviously we lose as I was stuck under tower and running from potential dives as our jg xin gets level 7 and devourer at ~14 min

Yorbon Netherlands4272 Posts February 09 2016 18:28 GMT #13077 Going afk as the game begins really sucks.Especially if I reconnect just in time to see my team lose. Luckily my teammates took it okay, but it still gave me a really bad feeling :/

suicideyear Ivory Coast3016 Posts February 11 2016 04:18 GMT #13078 i just realized i actually really hate kalista

Sakray France2198 Posts February 11 2016 18:18 GMT #13079 Seriously why all the champs that I truly hate are all the FOTM/must pick, being absurdly broken because of new items and new meta, this combined with me being EVERYTIME in the nobrain filled team that know absolutely nothing about the game and probably got PL'd to gold last season, that pick only shit tier champ (and when they do pick the broken shit they just have no idea how to play it) or ban shit tier champ, just to be matched against all the plat/diamond last season (YAY RITO MATCHMAKING) that always find a way to get all the broken champ. Fucking love that shit. Also, starting from now everytime I see someone picking a Blitz I'll just go where they live and slit their throat, getting fucking tired of all these retarded kiddo that just have to press buttons to win the game thanks to how retarded and completely broken the champ is. And btw, why are we seeing these ap jungle item with the one that spawns little zerglings all the time now ? Did someone played it in LCS and somehow got lots of kills ?

[DUF]MethodMan Germany1716 Posts February 12 2016 01:17 GMT #13080 new thing at semi high elo are kids who pick fill to queue faster and beg for their role in champ select lel

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