The Shikyo Memorial for QQ Therapy - Page 642

Viktor, win lane hard, we group, start taking towers, i can taste promos. Wukong and Cait start arguing about red buff or somthing, caitlyn decides to start suiciding mid as fast as she can. 0-1

Eve, third pick decides he wants to mid, quote "fk this i'm really bored, i'm gonna play something fun." locks in sion mid, he's 0-4 before anyone is even level 6. Bot lane is snowballing so the score isn't too bad, we're losing fights but it's not over, then nasus decides sion doesnt' deserve elo and afks. 0-2

Viktor, I crush mid, three solo kills on azir by level 7, however bot lane has been double killed 4 times by that point. Vayne starts "split pushing" because she wants to catch up, and dies 3 more times. We have some close 4v5 teamfights where me and elise almost carry (this elise was a beast) while vayne is farming jungle refusing to group, and eventually they ace us and end. Theoretically could have won this one if i'd played some fights a bit better, but it was basically 4v5. 0-4

Ashe, Jinx was clear scripter, we go even in farm in lane with no kills, although watching her auto cancels as she cs'd was hilarious but as soon as teamfights start nobody could touch her, perfect kiting, and ult snipes and she just completely snowballs out of control. 0-5

tf, early game goes meh, everything even, we have a few bad teamfights and they snowball super hard. First actual game that felt like anything could be done. They just out teamfought us. 0-6

xin, get top lane a double kill lvl 3, (he then proceeds to die 1v1 3 times in a row after that,) before i'm level 4 bot has died twice, and jinx is now 4-0, and mid has once, and decides to "split push leblanc." Rest of the game is leblanc "split pushing" while jinx rapes everyone. 0-7

ori, standard game, everyone goes even, noc starts snowballing, janna and vayne get into an argument and start just sitting by bot tower flaming each other. Rest of the game is everyone running around randomly getting caught while bot flame the shit out of everyone and each other, refusing to group, and top just solo farms "waiting for game to end." 0-8

Thresh, at the 15 minute mark the score is 12-3, i'm 2-0-10 with every kill being one of my hooks, enemy team afk's by 20 minutes. 1-8

Xin, me and riven both snowball, bot is pretty useless but we just stomp. 2-8

Thresh, we get a lead early bot with a kill. 8 minutes later, the score is 1-9, every other lane is at least 0-2, then vayne tries to 1v2 while i'm warding and dies. two people afk by 15 minutes. 2-9

zed, we go even ish early, me and vi have a few good roam/ganks and get a 7-8 kill and several tower lead, then there's a dragon teamfight where we get aced, vi says "fuck u guys" and quits, then rejoins 5 minutes later to flame from fountain til we lose. 2-10

xin, top goes even, bot dies early, but i manage to gank all lanes and get kills for everyone, finish my devourer and aegis, we group and take 3 easy teamfights, big lead now, then yasuo quits. And doesn't come back. 18 minutes later they end 5v4. 2-11

leblanc, bot land went 1-12 in lane combined. I traded evenly with fizz, ended 2-1 vs his 1-2, and once grouping started the 10-1 vayne with janna peel just killed everyone. (i think she killed me in two autos in one fight >.>) 2-12

Irelia, had to top lane so i locked in irelia to try steraks out, farmed evenly for 12 minutes vs garen, then got 3 manned twice putting garen at 2-0 and me 0-2. We start grouping and have some closeish teamfights but garen snowballs like crazy and is literally unkillable. I'm bad at top lane T.T 2-13

tf, go even in lane, try and gank bottom but they completely ignore the gank and keep farming, so after that i focus tp's on top. Me and galio do decently, (like 2-2-1 me and 2-0-2 him or so) but lee goes bot 4 times, and every time all 3 of them die for nothing. Then thresh and jinx start over extending and flaming, at this point ahri ashe and nida are all at least 4-0, teamfights consist of jinx getting caught and they wiping us once to end. 2-14

So to recap, 16 games. Win two games, I lose lane badly twice, and those games snowball out. Have 5 games where someone afk's while we're winning hard, which we then lose. and have 7 games where i win lane, but other lanes lose ridicuously hard and game is over within 25 minutes. And finally, one game where nobody was afk, and nobody was trolling, and it reached 30 minutes, which we then lost due to actual gameplay.