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My cousin got into League, so after a few months of not playing I hop into teambuilder!
Go support zyra, pick defensive runes/masteries
Matchup: zyra/kalista (who the hell is this, time to wiki) vs morg/lucian. Range: unranked => diamond. Good old teambuilder
-accidental flash while leveling a skill. laning is going to be great
-walk into morg Q
-walk into morg Q again. kalista + defensive runes/masteries save my ass from giving FB
-oh he placed a ward, time to sweep! Wait why did a ward come out, shit when I purchased my sightstone I didn't buy sweeper
-hit L6, keyboard shortcut puts a point into E, plz no engagement before L7
-hit L7, lucian kind of low, WTF I lose control of my character, must be kalista ult, wiki says it does knockup like malphite ult...uhh...i guess i engage and click lucian?
Way too fucking slow! Support zyra is now far from kalista and in front of morg + lucian, morg hasn't used ulti yet, PANIC RWQ -> FLASH AWAY, wait morg has no mana, god i'm retarded
And that was just laning phase
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My 3 most favorite champions now have below a 46% winrate on lolking.
Rip in peace Jayce, Nidalee, Lee Sin.
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Sometimes some people can be so rude over a game that it just blows my mind.....
I played a game with this person, and I was doing pretty good in the early game and was able to get some good ganks off. This person then started to complain that they were getting camped bot so I tried to help. It didn't go as planned and then the person said "don't come to our fucking lane, just go afk farm". So I just do that, and then this person complains more about how I was shit at lee sin and doesn't want me to play lee ever again with them. This person was the Caitlyn in the game....  Link to the results of the game bellow
matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com
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48 minute game, didn't buy IE.
How.
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I think it's high time I just admit I suck at anything other than Olaf and ride the no CC train to glory.
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can't wait for riven to get nerfed. Such a fucking stupid champion.
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Teemo kills Nasus twice. Nasus asks Rengar for help. Regnar refuses because of the unwritten jungler rule of not ganking lost lanes, despite the lane not being lost yet. Then he continues to not gank for anybody regardless of lane quality. Teemo killed Nasus 3+ more times. Rengar finally goes top and they destroy Teemo... by the time the game has snowballed out of control.
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Went 3-7 overall, placed into Bronze 4 after ending last season Silver 4.
I just want to vomit, the people I played with were so fucking toxic.
I can't carry a game from the jungle anymore (which was sometimes possible in s3 and s4,) top lane is literal tank wars on an island, and support is just as bad as jungle. Plus without a duo partner I can't rely on any of my team mates to carry no matter how supportive I am (giving up kills, warding, etc.). Guess I better learn some mid champs and just drag my ass out of ELO hell once again.
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First promo game:
Champ select starts off well, ppl call their roles but there's no trouble, everyone wants a different one. Except one guy, who says 'Guys I haven't jungled since the rework, don't expect much from me': he locks jungle Yi. He locks Master Yi and I have a bad feeling, but the team seemed to be nice, so I got over it. I give Janna to fourth pick, who called her, and get Trist from her, so I was looking forward to laning with a support main.
Laning phase starts and I realize that my Janna sucks. Graves pushed us into our tower by lv 3 because Janna got poked down to an inch within her life after getting caught by a binding. But that's where the real horror began: Janna seemed to put her shield on me in the worst possible times:
-Shielded me when I was not going to hit enemy or cs (I thought I would just freeze the lane or let it push into our tower, and last hit under there. The result was that once it was down Morg and Graves would walk up and literally zone us for a good half of the wave. And when I did need it, she wouldn't use it.
-Did not shield me under the tower, and I therefore could not last hit under the tower. I literally sat there crying while I tried to last hit and was always one AA away from getting those wonderful caster minions. At least I could get the melee minions.
-Janna did not help me lasthit by hitting caster minions. She would fly behind me, barely in exp range, and do nothing. Meanwhile I would dodge Morg bindings regularly and actually managed to zone Graves for a minute when she based bc I would out trade him. That didn't help the growing cs gap though, it was 40 cs to 75 by min 10.
-Once I got pickaxe I thought it would get better, but nope, Janna promptly decides its time to play aggressively, ends up eating a binding, gets bursted down. My biggest regret of the game then happens: twenty seconds after Janna died I decide to jump in and try and kill that 200 health Morg with my ult . She shields and runs way, Graves gets a second kill. Curious why I did it? Up until that point Morg had not used a single Spell Shield in the entire game, I actually thought that she wasn't leveling it up and could kill her with Graves heal down. Graves would've probably killed me anyway even with the jump reset, but I thought I could do it.
- After that it's a party in bot lane, Janna would get bursted down everytime she got hit by a binding, and I would play recklessly trying to get cs alone, dodge 4/5 bindings but get hit by one and get tower dived by them. We both played bad, but I tilted bc of this stupid Janna.
My biggest mistake that game was not telling Janna what she sucked. That's right, I didn't say a single word to Janna, and I don't know why. I just assumed that when you're in Diamond 5, people who call support know how to play it, guess I was wrong. However, I should've said something, bc the silence in bot lane meant that we got flamed by our solo laners. Our Renek was crushing top, good for him, he claimed to be D1 and that gave him the right to call us gold noobs and trash. His counter part Irelia knew she wa slosing and decided to roam, which equated to 4 dragons by end game. Fizz was feeding mid and had the same score as us, but his reasoning was that combined deaths mean we were worse than him. Master Yi did nothing all game, but he did not rage or flame, props to him, he got counter jungled quite a bit by J4, mid didn't help him.
20 mnutes in, surrender vote comes, me and someone (I'm 100% sure it was Janna) else say no: I thought we still had a small chance, we just had to stall. Renekton goes afk the moment the vote fails. Fizz flames us some more, but he plays. Master Yi decides the game doesn't matter anymore, and starts to just make calls mid in front of inhib tower to make fights, which we join. It doesn't work out, their Cass was stupidly good (we considered scripting, her ability to stay in max range of E was insane, but watching the replays, I think she wasn't. But S4 Plat, very suspicious to go from a 45% win rate with her to a 90% 10 KDA in one season) and 1vs3ed us, and Graves would pop up out of the jungle to two shot someone when he didn't feel like farming. We held out another 10 minutes, but that was game.
Checked Renekton's profile an hour or so later, saw he lost his next game with a great KDA. You have no idea how happy I was, I literally rolled a cartwheel. His attitude towards everyone else and his arrogant comments got him a report from me, but I doubt that's going to lead to anything, so the least I can hope for is he lands in gold or something, and has to claw himself out.
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Nasus 34 cs at 18 minutes. 34 CS AT 18 MINUTES
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Just had a fellow autolock revive/tele blitz after getting mad at a person in champ select whom he apparently had a disagreement with from the previous game. Let's see how this goes.
...And he's 0-8 in 6 minutes. I love people.
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Fuck this game. Our bot lane did less damage than an udyr jungle.
Also nidalee is still a stupid champ.
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I often think to myself, man Xerath would be such a shitty champion if his hitboxes actually matched his abilities.
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Came back because dota servers been bad; but ugh, still so many bm people in lol. Someone needs to be reported about every game on average. So many toxic players, they don't know how to read a situation, or be reasonable, they just insult all the time. And the community is so unable to fathom the slightest variation in build choice.
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I've had enough of playing ranked again. Every game is a giant feedfest, either my team or the enemy team is 10kills ahead by 10min. I have to mute everyone because nobody can communicate without flaming and they are only communcating their displeasure with other players anyway. Doesn't matter that I didn't die once, when the super fed divers just jump on me every fight it's over. Basically I could stay afk in base every game and I would have the same chances of winning, 0 impact on this bullshit.
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I agree, most games in preseason and now in s5 seem terribly onesided. The exception is either that one glorious game that is actually even but everyone on your team thinks they are losing because they are so used to either rolling or getting rolled, OR when you win so hard you start throwing like hell and then you lose, and then you hurt yourself and others near you.
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EPT
