The Shikyo Memorial for QQ Therapy - Page 46

Shikyo

Finland33997 Posts

September 30 2011 22:54 GMT

#901

After a 3 game win streak i was feeling pretty good, but this game our 2 last picks both want AD carries so we have a MF ashe botlane. I told them to just play normal and to try their best but the ashe picked CV and troll items like kages pick and eleisas miracle cos she was "support". We were leading 18-9 in kills in midgame because I destroyed my lane and i ended the game 14-3-5 but we lost because we were 4v5, we'd have easily won but lost because the ashe decided the game was lost in champion select and trolled instead of playing to win.

moral: games dont end in champion select

dnastyx

United States2707 Posts

September 30 2011 23:40 GMT

#902

True story: TSM almost beat CLG when Xpecial played support Ashe. Sup.

mr_tolkien

France8631 Posts

October 01 2011 11:04 GMT

#903

So, here we go, my 3rd ranked, was duo queuing.

First guy insta tells he plays Morgana and has no backup plan. Fortunately for him he is first pick and gets it. I tell I can play anything in the team comp and wait for answers.
Here is what went on during our 2nd/3rd picks :
Lee-Sin/Noct insta locks.
I ask : «Which one jungles ?»
Noct : «can't jungle», Lee : «I carry AD»
OK
Then I go on : «Noct, can you handle top ?»
To which he answers : «Yeah npnpnp»
15s pass by.
«u meant SOLO top ? no too hard sry»
My friend and I come to pick, and so we have a Noct needing a babysitter, an instalocking Morgana, and a Lee-Sin carry AD.
We go on to play full carry by adding Irelia top and Fiddle jungle.

4 minutes into the game the fun begins, as Lee/Noct are facing Ashe/Alistar :
Lee : «FIDDLE Y U NO GANK BOTT WE NEED HELLP»
The ennemy team has scored the first blood.
An ennemy champion has scored a double kill.
Noct : «noob fiddle omg»

6 minutes into the game the Morg begins to franticly ping their blue/red (knowing they have a WW jungle).
«Fiddle go their ffs»
She proceeds to die 2 times to a solo mid Cait I ganked and killed 3 times.

We finished with an overall 25-15, my friend and I being 6/2/8 and 11/1/11 respectivly.
Elo hell seems a lot of fun

koreasilver

9109 Posts

October 01 2011 17:46 GMT

#904

Played a game of normal draft today. The last pick on our team picked master yi when our team had udyr, annie, ashe, and nocturne. He fucking locked his pick in a half second preventing everyone else from protesting before they could do something. Says, "I don't know how to play support or tank", "stfu", etc.

Goes bot with ashe and fed our enemy's vayne in the first minute, then died again shortly after he respawned. Game was fucked. Vayne was like 10/0/3 20 minutes into the game and she basically killed everyone on our team for the next 10 minutes. Our ashe couldn't get any cs since the yi kept dying and she was up against a monstrously fed vayne with her janna support.

Lee-Sin/Noct insta locks.
I ask : «Which one jungles ?»
Noct : «can't jungle», Lee : «I carry AD»

holy fuck I can't believe what I'm reading.

Kenpachi

United States9908 Posts

October 03 2011 03:23 GMT

#905

so i jungle trynd in Elo hell. my team goes 2-10 and lets GP and Udyr counter jungle me while im helping top (im top team). Then i get blamed for the loss by the 0-5 Teemo 1-3 annie and the 0-2 Alistar. Complaing how useless I am cause i didnt help them when they were running away from the entire team and not placing enough wards (i did). hell do they really expect me to go die for alistar? what the fuck? I precede to get a Triple kill a few minutes later and surrender as it hits the 20th minute.
fuck man.

omg Katarina with heal the next queue fucking hell.

RogerX

New Zealand3180 Posts

October 03 2011 13:24 GMT

#906

Fucking damnit, normal players are so goshdamn fucking stupid, especially at lower levels. WHY does everyone go for a teamfight when its 5v3?! retards, just move the hell back and wait for the other two. wow its so stupid, and then the whole team hides in a bush, clairvoyanced, team doesnt run, EVERYONE OUT OF POSITION AND DIES SO IDIOTIC.

scDeluX

Canada1341 Posts

October 03 2011 16:03 GMT

#907

I played a 74 minute game on saturday. One damn kid in my team raged for the 40 first minutes because I got ganked twice in my lane (cait by shaco) and ended up 0-2-2 for like 20 minutes.

I ended with 596 cs and something like 15-8-XX (carrying my team to victory) but the kid typed some shits every minutes for the longest game I've ever played.

Kids theses day...

Sabin010

United States1892 Posts

October 03 2011 16:42 GMT

#908

Played some follow the leader. Our leader was Jungle Xin (first game jungle xin btw). He is level 3 by the time the solo's are 8, and seriously under farmed. After seeing what we were doing he says in all chat his team is trolling him. After the first surrender vote he started failed, he sells all his items for 30 wards, and we all do the same. Our Singed manages to get 5 or 6 in the enemy base, but amumu buys oracles and we end up feeding him all our gold. Long story our leader trolled us, and afk'd from 5-15 minutes our superior map awarness didn't win the game.

Oaths

Netherlands7 Posts

October 03 2011 18:35 GMT

#909

Oh wow this last game was retarded.
I go 13-9-13 caitlyn, have 21.1k total gold earned, pratically raped their team 3v5 and still our team manages to never initiate allowing them to catch up and win the game.
I have never in my life seen such bad play by an alistar, he literally played like an ap carry trying to kill people his ult only got blown when he was below 20% health and flash+pulv wasn't a good initiation tactic in his dictionary.
I hate these games, you carry so fucking hard but somehow your solo top manages to go 0/4 and their talon manages to go 12/1 by mid game, our gp never used his ult to go and stomp the enemy our akali never went in as last but as first, I'm just sad, this team couldn't win with me being so incredibly farmed and fed.
That's the thing I hate about caitlyn, she can't initiate, this is exactly why I thought of Ashe as being no. 1 Solo QQ carry, not because you can get fed, not because you easily rape everyone, but because of that fucking arrow raping every single fucking guy that is out of position, and believe me there were a lot of those guys in last game -_-.

My mind is blown and I'm seriously mad about this.

Sermokala

United States14069 Posts

October 03 2011 18:41 GMT

#910

me and one of my friends has a fight for 30 minutes on weather an ROA is better then an elisas mericle and gunblade.

and now we're not talking to eachother.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

October 04 2011 00:14 GMT

#911

For some reason I've been running into a slew of Akalis on my team who don't get a revolver at a reasonable time, and an hour into the game and they still don't have a gunblade even though they've had the money for a while, they just wanted to stack more AP... >:\

They also go 2-10-2 and single handily lose us the game because they die in 2 seconds. Sigh.

Chairman Ray

United States11903 Posts

October 04 2011 00:37 GMT

#912

Yesterday I played my best and lost. I laned top vs an Irelia and completely shut her down. I was 7/0/0 under 20 mins from killing her a few times and getting a double kill every time I get ganked. Irelia was way underleveled and underfarmed. My feeder teammate at mid gets shut down by their Kennen, so Irelia and Kennen switch. I beat their fed kennen in top, but he's already fed so it doesn't change much, and meanwhile my feeder teammate, despite having the easiest lane vs Irelia, manages to continue feeding. Now both Kennen and Irelia are super fed and farmed. Bot lane loses as well. I manage to draw out the game, but we lose at the end. QQ

BlackPaladin

United States9316 Posts

October 04 2011 00:39 GMT

#913

I have to play with TapiocaBall on a regular basis qq

Blitzkrieg0

United States13132 Posts

October 04 2011 00:42 GMT

#914

On October 04 2011 09:39 BlackPaladin wrote:
I have to play with TapiocaBall on a regular basis qq

Trolling Tap is the most fun I've had on league in months.

pirates

United States701 Posts

October 04 2011 00:52 GMT

#915

just got perma banned from LoL on my second account. glad to be done with this bad game. i can't stand having hours wasted every day by bad kids who don't care about the game but only play it because its free. playing this game alone is torture - dont do it.

Jerubaal

United States7684 Posts

October 04 2011 01:17 GMT

#916

I used to think Tryndamere was a fun character, but now I just hate how you can absolutely murder him early game and it doesn't matter a damn bit.

Me (wukong) and a Xin were mauling a Trist/Trynd bottom lane. Killed both of them 4 times in the laning phase. Tristana still sucked, but it doesn't matter if you're Tryndamere. Auto-attack to win. Yeah I know he sucks against CC and good teams, but you can't count on that in pubs.

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

October 04 2011 02:02 GMT

#917

I hate this game and the assholes who troll elo hell, and just found out that que dodging when some idiot is being a moron during picking makes you lose elo, not sure how much yet but im sure I lost plenty to that.

CeriseCherries

6170 Posts

October 04 2011 02:13 GMT

#918

...Play Karma mid with smite and clairvoyance, surrender at 20 with 1-0-0 with 104 farm. Rest of team goes 0-14 and complains how i was too troll.

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

October 04 2011 03:44 GMT

#919

Why even go into pick mode when your going to AFK and get random picks. WHY WHY WHY. and 2v1 top because no one picked jungle nasus/singed vs chogath and he rapes both of those two and basically becomes the unkillable God by the 20 min mark.