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On March 07 2013 06:15 onlywonderboy wrote:
I just find it's a nice place to vent about bad games. I'm always looking for things to improve each game, but that doesn't prohibit me from bitching about the dumb shit the rest of my team does :p
Good summary but I think it's more like:
I just find it's a nice place to vent. I'm always looking for things to improve each game, but that doesn't prohibit me from bitching :p
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Canada13379 Posts
I just dodged my first game ever.
Four people instalocked squishy mids and then all said
IMMA MID OR IMMA FEED - I think i found my first 4 man premade troll team.
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Canada13379 Posts
On March 07 2013 02:33 Kyhron wrote:
Brazil es numero uno....fuck fucking portugese speaking premades that all leave at once and their random buddy leaves too. 3 people leave all at once cuz the jungler fucked up 1 gank. I fucking hate this game sometimes
Hey man, don't hate on the portuguese. Its not very nice. We aren't Brazilian 
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Still lost, big QQ
![[image loading]](http://i49.tinypic.com/20f6v0z.jpg)
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I remembered why i hate playing support in soloqueue.
Its Draven-Lulu vs Kog-Taric. Taric Stuns me, shatters me, his ult on CD. Kog way out of position and i pretty damn tanky; my ult also up. I slow kog and taric, ping, and exhaust Kog. Draven runs away despite our 55-32 CS lead at the 7 minute mark. I die.
Later in same game, same Draven tries to manmode Kogmaw and Taric 1v2 with noi flash or Cleanse up, Kog being 4-0, and their whole team being MIA.
coool. Basically I can onyl guarantee my AD do the wrong ass thing.
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How dost thou throw
Let me count the ways
Actually thats a bad idea
It would take me many days.
Jungler
+ Show Spoiler +The wolf gives a slash and snarl
A rain of magic and metal, he doth fall.
Blow upon blow, the golem gives a grunt
With a mighty smite, he is a memory of the hunt.
The jungler continues through the greenery
Doing nothing but admiring the scenery
The enmy is upon us, we shout: help, we need you!
The jungler replies: stfu noob
The enemy jungler is top, mid then bot lane,
He appears suddenly, causing great pain
We cannot hold him at bay!
Our own is silent, or maybe just AFK.
The game does go south
Foul words do come from his mouth.
ff20 the team is down many kills
The jungler says GG TEAM NO SKILL.
AD
+ Show Spoiler +We enter the lane together, the AD by my side
I'll carry this lane he says with pride
Missed the first last hit, not a problem
It's alright, the enemy isn't that awesome
Now he's behind a lot of CS
Dimmer grows our chances of success.
All of a sudden, he makes a play!
Unfortunately he doth the enemy slay.
What the fuck y didn't you go in? He doth complain.
We are far behind and cannot fight, the support doth explain.
In all chat he doth type
This support is a dike.
None doth understand his incandescent rage
Or why he doth build a phage.
Top
+ Show Spoiler +I am 2000 elo smurf third pick doth announce
I shall play top, and the enemy we shall trounce
The team puts its faith in him
And so the battle doth begin!
Several minutes in, first blood is given.
"Fuck this, play a real character Riven."
The jungler pings and attacks from the brush!
The enemy is low, this lane he can crush!
He stays back and kills a siege minion.
The enemy jungler appears waving his weapon.
All of sudden, darkness! A wild nocturn!
Double kill! The enemy top returns.
What does this tip think he's doing?
The enemy team he is helping, his own he is screwing.
We don't think he's really a smurf,
Probably actually bronze elo on some too high turf.
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+1 LP twice in a row. Now at 98 Points. My god, I just wanted Gold damnit.
Edit: I don't really have a reaosn to rant here as I'm on a 10 game win streak. But I'm in a promo series playing with Gold 3 and Gold 4 players. One of them Lolkinged me at the beginning of the game and saw I was silver 1, so you know I'm the reason we're losig the game the whole time. just so fucking dumb. Obviously we're close enough skill if I'm in this game and was 3rd pick. simmer the fuck down people. And when we made a comeback everyone is happy go lucky again.
The fact you can go from "OMG REPORT GRAVES TROLLING" to "LOL Graves man they love you, at least we have vayne getting free kite now" in the span of 15 minutes is so stupid.
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United States23745 Posts
On March 07 2013 08:20 willoc wrote:Show nested quote +On March 07 2013 06:15 onlywonderboy wrote:
I just find it's a nice place to vent about bad games. I'm always looking for things to improve each game, but that doesn't prohibit me from bitching about the dumb shit the rest of my team does :p Good summary but I think it's more like: I just find it's a nice place to vent. I'm always looking for things to improve each game, but that doesn't prohibit me from bitching :p
That's probably a fair edit. Sometimes this thread keeps me sane though lol, Mute and Shikyo, it's a way of live.
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OMFG I'm so fucking mad. Had 2 win in my promo series. Disc from Pvp.net right after champ select starts and I get throw out, Wtf is that bullshit.
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We probably shouldn't have won this game. Against most of the opponents I had coming into Silver I, we certainly wouldn't have. But then again, I guess the joke's on them for building BotRK -> Mallet on fed Jarvan, Wriggles->Hexdrinker->Warmogs on jungle Lee, RoA->Warmogs on Cho when they're fighting against BotRK rush Kog'Maw, and Xin's ultimate.
Not even talking about Lee going QQR on me (as Xin) just so I can isolate him with one of his buddies 2v4 using my ult, then run back to my team while the 3 other enemies have a whole screen to walk through.
But still. We only won because they did dumb shit like that instead of pushing their advantage after Jarvan was like 5-0-1, Talon not doing much and Alistar trying to make plays when he was half-health and not enough mana for his combo against a Taric-Urgot lane. So... yeah. Can't say I'm satisfied about that one. :/ I'll take the "free" win though.
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I think Shotcoder is the new Alaric.
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On March 08 2013 02:00 WaveofShadow wrote:
I think Shotcoder is the new Alaric.
>.> I had one account permabanned, I don't want to have to level another account. So I come here to vent.
Edit: How the hell do I go from being 2-0 in a series, disc and kicked out. Back into my series. And then get the literal worst players ever in the world on my team for my second series. I swear to god I have had the most retarded teams in the world today and it's so frustrating going on a 12 game win streak, Crushing bot lane hard as fuck and still losing because people don't know how to fucking not die every time the walk into lane.
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we get ganked botlane by shaco. have to escape through river.
we kill leona and shaco 2 for 0, but are obv. low on health. enemy mid laner comes and cleans up with a tower dive. lives with low hp. Our mid? doesn't give a shit and starts blaming us that his midlaner is now fed. wtf. (he wasn't even pushed to tower, had vision so their midlaner couldn't have waited in a bush, nor was he weaker at this point) continues to argue all game
blabla i just say that he actually fucked up there, all agree, enemy, too but w/e.
next game he is 1/3/2 on enemy team when the game is 25 - 8 in their favor. GG.
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Yup, follow up that 2-0 placement disc, with a return to placement after two more wins, Then I follow my amazing 12 game win streak with a 8 game plummet. This is some serious bullshit.
Play as Ali/trist vs Vayne/blitz. Trist finds a way to eat every single hook from blitz.
played absolutely awful 3 of those games, but the other 5 my team literally was either mentally handicapped or had no idea how to play their lane. And the on game I jungle Every lane dies before 3 minutes.
I'm gunna say it, Wards are the most Overpowered item in the game, and most players don't even know it.
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We're a premade and 3 solos, including a plat, a silver and an unranked player.
We're up against a duo and a 3-man premade, including gold and silver players.
Screw you, matchmaking.
And the goddamn fuckers invade us then lane swap. Yeah. Fuck them all. I hate this matchmaking.
(^ I'd probably have minded a lot less if I wasn't playing top, though.)
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Leveling a smurf is probably the most incredibly painful process. Despite going 3/0 in lane, by the time I got there the "support" jax was 5/2 and the graves was 4/0. Mid lane was like 5/0, and so was their jungle.
Couldn't even duel the "support" because he's higher level than I am by like the 15 minute mark.
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My computer is dying or something. Now I can't even make it through a whole game without several points where it feels like its laggy as hell and I can't move my champ (when the connection is fine) or my comp just shuts down. Lost several games because of it and dropped down a division. Now I can't play LoL at all =\
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Deciding promo game and our 0-3 fid leaves. Fml so much
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