Playing this game is like staring into the deepest abyss of the human race. Between the ragers, the flamers, the instant quitters, the timid, the depressed, the insane, the incompetent, the impaired, the delusional, the religiously and erroneously self-assured, the spamming retard, the spiteful and the outright insane, I think a good dozen of games will allow you to encounter the very bottom of the barrel when it comes to homo sapiens.

Solo Q should be mandatory for any kind of psychology degree.

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

December 13 2012 23:26 GMT

#6582

I hate it when my AD is super afraid of Blitz. We had Caitlyn + Lulu vs Blitz Graves, and i was out there 24/7 hitting graves with auto + glitterlances. They were below 60% hp for most of the lane. My caitlyn maybe used one auto the entire time, and rest of the time he was standing super back, conceding farm, even though blitz was in no position or shape to grab. Aaargh.

Oh, and later in that same match, we make some pushes mid, kill 2, lose 1. I ask if we clear lanes, B and get ready to def nash. People are like OKOK. And then they spend the next 1min farming at random locations, and act super surprised when enemy goes to do the nash. Blah, Still managed to win it because the other team was raging hardcore, and we had this "its only a game, y u heff to be mad" attitude.

Cheap0

United States540 Posts

December 14 2012 00:13 GMT

#6583

On December 14 2012 08:26 Gaslo wrote:
I hate it when my AD is super afraid of Blitz. We had Caitlyn + Lulu vs Blitz Graves, and i was out there 24/7 hitting graves with auto + glitterlances. They were below 60% hp for most of the lane. My caitlyn maybe used one auto the entire time, and rest of the time he was standing super back, conceding farm, even though blitz was in no position or shape to grab. Aaargh.

Well, at least that's better than the other side of the coin, where your Caitlyn doesn't fear Blitz enough, gets grabbed repeatedly, and goes into a feeding frenzy. Still, that sucks though =(.

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

December 14 2012 00:24 GMT

#6584

Bot lane Cait Nunu behind in cs even when enemy Taric and Graves chasing me in TOP JUNGLE on the other side of the map for 2 WHOLE MINUTES, I am blue side. Says they won their lane lol.

dae

Canada1600 Posts

December 14 2012 00:46 GMT

#6585

FUCK FUCKIGN RIOT NERFIGN EVERY SIGNEL FUCKIG NSKILKLPON DIANA WAHT THE FGUCK ARE THEY DOING DO THEY EVEN FUCKIGN UDNERSTAND THE MEANIGN OF FUCKIGN OVERKILL

Zooper31

United States5713 Posts

December 14 2012 01:00 GMT

#6586

On December 13 2012 22:11 Keniji wrote:
report ryze for manamuna. ad item on ryze

LOL WHAT?!

Everytime I get manamune on Ryze people always question me too. Then I explain that it more than double's my AA dmg and it gives my Q and W an extra ~200dmg then they don't say anything else lol. Then enemies start yelling at me for being OP.

This item is so much better than archangels transformed its stupid.

Mondeezy

United States1938 Posts

December 14 2012 05:30 GMT

#6587

Practically 1v5'd their whole team, had 27 or the 30 kills on our team. Eventually fell off, their team fight composition was much better than ours and I couldn't kill all 5 of them instantly. Yet, they have the nerve to shit talk and bash me, saying I bought a Black Cleaver on Riven so I'm "abusing OP stuff to win". Lol really?

Zooper31

United States5713 Posts

December 14 2012 05:34 GMT

#6588

On December 14 2012 14:30 Mondeezy wrote:
Practically 1v5'd their whole team, had 27 or the 30 kills on our team. Eventually fell off, their team fight composition was much better than ours and I couldn't kill all 5 of them instantly. Yet, they have the nerve to shit talk and bash me, saying I bought a Black Cleaver on Riven so I'm "abusing OP stuff to win". Lol really?

Sounds to me like you KS and then your teammates were too weak to do anything. Should've spread the wealth man.

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

December 14 2012 06:02 GMT

#6589

Yeah, noob Riven KS all day.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

December 14 2012 10:10 GMT

#6590

Had a game where I was Leona supporting an Ezreal against a Kog/Nunu. For some reason he was being stupid aggressive level 1 instead of waiting til level 2/3. Ended up getting him the kill anyways, but he died to Kog's passive. The rest of the time in lane he takes like 500 damage from Kog/Nunu because he's still being aggressive instead of just all-ing with me. He leaves lane 1/4/0 after Talon and Hecarim swing by our lane (and he conveniently stayed around while super low on hp).

Somehow managed to get our team into a relatively favorable position- warded our jungle like crazy and made sure none of them came in there on their own without dying. Secured a kill here or there by roaming with the team and picking them off one by one. Even almost broke even in straight up team fights, with most of the kills going to Ezreal. It looked like we were in prime position to come back and win.

And then Riot took the servers down for the patch. -.-

Simberto

Germany11818 Posts

December 14 2012 14:36 GMT

#6591

Some people are so annoying. Why do people feel the need to NONSTOP comment on everyone elses play, flame everyone for the whole game, while not doing any better than anyone else. Like, they literally go around and start flaming someone. Then, when anyone says something against that, they flame that person too. And if noone reacts, they just start flaming the next person. Why is it more important to find someone to blame then actually playing the game, especially when you could actually win the game if you would just play instead of write. I find this attitude incredibly irritating. You don't need to jump on someone else preemptively to show everyone that if something goes wrong it can't be your fault, BEFORE something even goes wrong.

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

December 14 2012 21:33 GMT

#6592

On December 14 2012 15:02 Zergneedsfood wrote:
Yeah, noob Riven KS all day.

As ridiculous as this sounds, I've played a few custom 4+me vs 5 bot games and every time, when I go 50-1, all my allies end up feeding like 3-10/3-11. This is just due to me taking farm, and kills from the bots, leaving them underleveled and underfarmed.

Now, I'm not saying that 27/30 kills is ever bad. Most player games end up with one entire team ahead of the other entire team. But there is some logic to one person hogging all the farm leaving the other players weak.

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

December 14 2012 21:39 GMT

#6593

Yeah dude. It's what Froggen does.

Tatari

United States1179 Posts

December 14 2012 23:30 GMT

#6594

On December 14 2012 09:46 dae wrote:
FUCK FUCKIGN RIOT NERFIGN EVERY SIGNEL FUCKIG NSKILKLPON DIANA WAHT THE FGUCK ARE THEY DOING DO THEY EVEN FUCKIGN UDNERSTAND THE MEANIGN OF FUCKIGN OVERKILL

Calm down buddy, the Diana changes aren't THAT bad.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

December 14 2012 23:32 GMT

#6595

I had forgotten how Leona an be frustrating to play instead of a free initiation against Blitz when your AD is retarded. x_x

Simberto

Germany11818 Posts

December 15 2012 09:57 GMT

#6596

Graaagh. 2 inhib towers down. They got 0 towers. Not even an outer one. Team proceeds to 4v5, get caught, get killed in their jungle, etc... for about 10 minutes. Then we lose. How hard is it to understand that you might want to be 5, ONCE again, get those 2 inhibs, win the game, and generally be happy? No, better run around through their jungle alone, sounds smarter. Then, while that guy is dead, better engage them 4v5. Then, when finally all are alive again, better split up into 3 groups, one of those gets veigar stunned and killed.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

December 15 2012 17:11 GMT

#6597

Wardless Nidalee AP support against camping Darius and Leona support.
"s3 patch sux"

No, you do, fucktard.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

December 15 2012 20:37 GMT

#6598

We were up 12-3 and then our 1/1/1 "master tactician" Shyvana tells us how bad we all, and refuses to do anything in a team fight. Literally sits back and presses stop and watches us die. Runs out after taking like 200 damage. How on earth do people like this exist?

Alaric

France45622 Posts

December 15 2012 23:55 GMT

#6599

Fucking dumbass Urgot, you're half health, with no mana, under the enemy inner mid tower, and I have to die just so you don't get killed because the enemy team respawned and fed Ahri is coming for you. Try to blame me and pretend you'd have lived when I fucking walked into her charm to save your unworthy fat ass.

Then rest of team tries to 3v5 right after enemy team gets Nashor. Nice call, morons.

Also Ryze decides to walk past 2 minion waves right into the enemy team because he follows Graves. He wasn't lagging. Called it "a bd day". Fucking idiot, that's common sense than walking into the enemy's gonna kill you 1v5.

little fancy

Germany2504 Posts

December 16 2012 01:36 GMT

#6600

Oh well. I just had one of these really frustrating games that can not be won no matter how hard you try.

I'm Corki having Blitz support with me. Ashe + Sona are our enemies, good matchup one would think. I can tell you, it's not if your Blitz only lands 1 out of 20 hooks. By the time he hits a second hook on the same enemy they have flash up again. We still manage to zone them hard and although we get camped by Amumu because Blitz doesn't ward properly (I bought wards, too, but can't cover the whole lane alone) I manage to go even in kills and win lane by 50 CS. Probably because Ashe is bad, but thanks to Blitz never hitting a hook I can't really capitalize on that and end laning phase with a measly 3/2.

Then once we reach the 30 minute mark we autolose teamfights to Amumu + Ashe + Sona heavy teamfight comp while useless jungle Yi (glass cannon IE build obviously) dies to Amumu tears and sunfire alone. But I'm ok with that, I had a good game before, so why rage?

Because that's why:

1/3/7 Ashe, 117 CS at 39 minutes when we surrender: "gg easy shitnoobs you suck corki l0l0l0l"

I resisted the urge to wish him a deadly disease.