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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 28 2012 15:55 GMT
#5441
On September 29 2012 00:48 Requizen wrote:
Nid actually does really well vs Jayce, at least every time I've played/watched the matchup. It's a farm lane in the end, where Jayce has the advantage because he's more useful later on, but he can't really bully her out unless she seriously fucks up.


Gandhi likes to pick Nid vs Jayce when we running poke comp
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Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35147 Posts
September 28 2012 23:29 GMT
#5442
"Stop losing top."

Lets see, I'm a 1/2 Riven against a 2/0 Kayle while getting camped by Nocturne and you NEVER show up when I'm alive. When you do show up, I died 5 seconds ago and you push my lane.

Fucking top man, that lane needs a fix hardcore.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 29 2012 00:10 GMT
#5443
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Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
September 29 2012 00:10 GMT
#5444
"Oh shit Jayce is banned, good game to pick top.
WHAT, they just picked Yorrick? Fuuuuuuuuuu-"
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
September 29 2012 00:52 GMT
#5445
^

My question has always been......who has FUN playing those champions? o_O
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udgnim
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8024 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 01:35:26
September 29 2012 00:55 GMT
#5446
normal game with a 1K/19D Warwick and our team managed to win with Xin carrying with a 41/53/56 team KDA in spite of the Warwick. our team ended up with 68.4K gold to the opposing team's 60.1K though.

laned bottom as Anivia with a Warwick that played like it was his first time playing LoL. no idea if he was trolling (he was typing Spanish a lot) or just bad, but the stuff he did was pure stupid.

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Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 01:59:10
September 29 2012 01:24 GMT
#5447
On September 29 2012 09:52 Zergneedsfood wrote:
^

My question has always been......who has FUN playing those champions? o_O

Got an even better one. Our top is Jayce, opponent picks Irelia. Jayce gets destroyed. "Hey Jayce, are you maxing Q or E? - Q for harass". Guy gets in long trades and loses hard, feeds even.
Every Jayce I've played against maxed E and knew how to disengage. The only one I've had on my team maxes Q. And can't even press E when Irelia Qs to him. Idiot.

Also the enemy team gave Amumu a smiteless blue to steal Mao's red. Next time Amumu runs to our red, Jayce was forced to back, I ping Galio to help Mao defend, Galio doesn't move, Maokai gets killed by the enemy top.
Love those teams.


FP Nunu top, teammate immediatly dodges. Thank you Riot. Next one a dude from the previous one recognizes me and immediatly dodges.
Third one, 2nd pick pretends not to be able to read what I say and picks top Olaf, prompting the enemy team to pick Teemo for Olaf and Lee Sin for me (since that fucking moron forced me to jungle) and now we're fucked since I can't counterjungle him, Olaf feeds Teemo, and I've got next to no experience in jungle Nunu. Egotistical fucking idiot.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
September 29 2012 01:38 GMT
#5448
Winning a game hard on my smurf(score was about 30-9) and suddenly the game disconnects when we were pushing inhibitors, i restart client and it says to reconnect, but the screen stays black and a popup saying my firewall is blocking my game.

LOL RIOT #1
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petered
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1817 Posts
September 29 2012 01:57 GMT
#5449
Another entry in the QQ hall of infamy. Also updated the formatting so you can see who posted the winning (losing?) entries.

As a side note, feel free to PM me if you see a post you feel is worthy of putting in the OP. No promises, though, I generally only put something there if it makes me laugh and I have an odd sense of humor.
This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time.
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11507 Posts
September 29 2012 02:09 GMT
#5450
On September 29 2012 10:38 MooMooMugi wrote:
Winning a game hard on my smurf(score was about 30-9) and suddenly the game disconnects when we were pushing inhibitors, i restart client and it says to reconnect, but the screen stays black and a popup saying my firewall is blocking my game.

LOL RIOT #1


From my experience, this is usually not riot, but your ISP. I had the same thing, too, where my ISP apparently randomly blacklisted the LoL servers and battle.net for no reason whatsoever. It took them about 10 hours to solve that problem, all the while they told me that it had something to do with me, my modem, etc...or even another telecom firm that i have no affiliation with at all, meanwhile all the people that had the same problem reliably had the same ISP, and nothing else in common. Conclusion: ISPs are filthy liars, never trust a word they tell you.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
September 29 2012 02:54 GMT
#5451
Final QQ: got my win of the day. My Elo? -13 -14 -14 +11. Kog did a lot of the work, but since we had a 1420 + 1270 premade I don't win even enough to make up for one of those disasters.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Curu
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2817 Posts
September 29 2012 03:40 GMT
#5452
On September 29 2012 10:24 Alaric wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2012 09:52 Zergneedsfood wrote:
^

My question has always been......who has FUN playing those champions? o_O

Got an even better one. Our top is Jayce, opponent picks Irelia. Jayce gets destroyed. "Hey Jayce, are you maxing Q or E? - Q for harass". Guy gets in long trades and loses hard, feeds even.
Every Jayce I've played against maxed E and knew how to disengage. The only one I've had on my team maxes Q. And can't even press E when Irelia Qs to him. Idiot.

Also the enemy team gave Amumu a smiteless blue to steal Mao's red. Next time Amumu runs to our red, Jayce was forced to back, I ping Galio to help Mao defend, Galio doesn't move, Maokai gets killed by the enemy top.
Love those teams.


FP Nunu top, teammate immediatly dodges. Thank you Riot. Next one a dude from the previous one recognizes me and immediatly dodges.
Third one, 2nd pick pretends not to be able to read what I say and picks top Olaf, prompting the enemy team to pick Teemo for Olaf and Lee Sin for me (since that fucking moron forced me to jungle) and now we're fucked since I can't counterjungle him, Olaf feeds Teemo, and I've got next to no experience in jungle Nunu. Egotistical fucking idiot.


I play a lot of Jayce and I usually max Q first...the damage and wave clearing in ranged form is absurd and you pretty much guarantee that they will never be able to comfortably farm under tower. I'd only max E against stuff like Yorick where I have no hope of landing any Qs.
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Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 04:56:43
September 29 2012 04:51 GMT
#5453
How in the FUCK do you throw that hard as a Malphite?

Enemy team gets baron. It's fine, we're up inhib and kills, just wait it out. They go back, heal, and push mid. Malphite's train of thought?

"Is anyone on my team nearby? Nope. LOL 1V5 ULT LOLOLOL"

Fuck everything about this.
It's your boy Guzma!
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 29 2012 09:26 GMT
#5454
On September 28 2012 08:24 overt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2012 08:19 qtiehunter wrote:
So I'm trying to note down which champions make people go the most mad. Yorick, teemo, kennen... do you have any suggestions? I don't have much experience so I haven't been able to first-hand test which champs induce the most rage.

I'm asking here because this is where people enragedly complain about such annoying champions ^^


Play Blitzcrank and intentionally miss pulls. Or make pulls that just end up getting your AD carry killed. Honestly Blitzcrank even played normally is likely to insight some rage from someone on your team or someone on the opposing team. Either because you're "the worst Blitz of all time" or because "omg Blitz most OP champ ever."

when your ad is about to escape with little health, pull the enemy into them and get them killed.

you'll get ALOT of rage if you do that
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Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
September 29 2012 09:44 GMT
#5455
Dude malphite 1v5 so stronk.

You do so much initial damage. Why no all waste flashes and follow up?
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Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
September 29 2012 09:55 GMT
#5456
On September 29 2012 12:40 Curu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2012 10:24 Alaric wrote:
On September 29 2012 09:52 Zergneedsfood wrote:
^

My question has always been......who has FUN playing those champions? o_O

Got an even better one. Our top is Jayce, opponent picks Irelia. Jayce gets destroyed. "Hey Jayce, are you maxing Q or E? - Q for harass". Guy gets in long trades and loses hard, feeds even.
Every Jayce I've played against maxed E and knew how to disengage. The only one I've had on my team maxes Q. And can't even press E when Irelia Qs to him. Idiot.

Also the enemy team gave Amumu a smiteless blue to steal Mao's red. Next time Amumu runs to our red, Jayce was forced to back, I ping Galio to help Mao defend, Galio doesn't move, Maokai gets killed by the enemy top.
Love those teams.


FP Nunu top, teammate immediatly dodges. Thank you Riot. Next one a dude from the previous one recognizes me and immediatly dodges.
Third one, 2nd pick pretends not to be able to read what I say and picks top Olaf, prompting the enemy team to pick Teemo for Olaf and Lee Sin for me (since that fucking moron forced me to jungle) and now we're fucked since I can't counterjungle him, Olaf feeds Teemo, and I've got next to no experience in jungle Nunu. Egotistical fucking idiot.


I play a lot of Jayce and I usually max Q first...the damage and wave clearing in ranged form is absurd and you pretty much guarantee that they will never be able to comfortably farm under tower. I'd only max E against stuff like Yorick where I have no hope of landing any Qs.

But then if you do that you harass and push, you don't try to straight up trade and you don't complain about getting ganked if you took W at level 2 and thus had no knock-back or MS boost to escape, don't you?
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Gaslo
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland951 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 16:07:40
September 29 2012 11:04 GMT
#5457
Junglers who try to gank Soraka + ezreal lane like 12 times, without succeeding once, while the lane is doing alright, but not showing up top once, while i even wrote that the enemy has zero wards for the entire game, and pushes like crazy. It was just a blind pick, and my first time nautilus, so i dont really care, we even won that because lanenaut OP (:|) but i just don't understand that decision making... It was like for the whole game he just went wolves -> wraiths -> bot -> back to wolves -> wraiths -> bot and just kept doing it even though he got nothing out of it. ARgh.

But oh well, who wants to gank naut lane, he has zero gank assist. :|


edit: WTF. Our Maokai is 7-0, and we are 7-1 in that game. Our top who is 0/0/3 starts complaining that we will lose because Mao has all the kills? That logic likes makes zero sense to me. :I (we won easily, they gave up @ 20)
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
September 29 2012 11:08 GMT
#5458
"I will just get first day of the win", I thought.

Then I get 6 losses in a row. Ofc some of them were my fault, but sometimes I hate this game.
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Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 16:00:46
September 29 2012 13:32 GMT
#5459
Anivia, just because you're 6-0 doesn't mean you can 1v4 Blitz, Rengar, Kog and Orianna. If you can't do it once, you can't do it 4 times in a row. You can't go facecheck their jungle either. Nor can you start insulting and flaming us because you're setting up huge throws.
You're a trash of a player, the kind of mechanically sound but utterly retarded and egotistical moron that plagues this game, and I sincerely hope you get squashed and dropped down to whatever Elo where your stupid antics won't let you get carried by teammates riding your feeding, so that you can rage some more at your inability to recognize your own mistakes. Please get lost.

And you, dear Lee and Vayne, while not stupid as he is, please understand that when the enemy Kog is fed and we win a teamfight with you both while Kog and Orianna are dead, we should take the free inner mid turret rather than farm the enemy team's wolves.

Sincerely, a fazed dude that went support as 3rd pick to accomodate you all and was never in position to make up for your dumb shit.

Next up is Teemo feeding Garen. Good job dude. Of course rylai first Teemo is best Teemo build, esp. against Garen.


And now since I didn't ban Morg, our second pick decides he has to pick her because "I always take her when she's not banned". Disregard the fact that I picked Viktor, who "is shit in tf". The dude doesn't want to play support Morg, he wants to go mid. And then what? "Dodge or play." So because you decide that my pick is shit in his role, you want me to play him in a role he isn't fit for? Thanksfully somebody dodged.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
September 29 2012 15:07 GMT
#5460
Best build. You gotta slow that Garen down. He's so fast! :o
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