TL Mafia 2 [GG] - Page 15

He jumped through the opening towards the door and was almost home free when he was cut off by Mr. Blonde, coming out of nowhere it seemed. He rammed into DapperDan knocking him to the ground. okay this could be a ninja

He almost made it out until finally someone pumped DapperDan's back full of lead.

With great care he crept into the room and searched for the lamp. It was moved onto the table in the center of the room. He switched it on to reveal the man known as Mr. Blonde. Mr. Blonde had braced himself on the ceiling and swooped down from above diving strait into Mynock.(This also could be a ninja) As they fell to the ground Mynock struggled to get away, he bashed Mr. Blonde in the face with his elbow (ouch so much for ninja reflexes) as he turned to the right and climbed up only to meet gaze with Mr. Brown.

He panicked as he realized his only line of defense against two men was gone and he just about surrendered as Mr. Blonde appeared in the room with the shotgun, Mr. Brown just behind him. He dived toward Mr. Blonde in effort to tackle him but Mynock's attack was cut short as he ate a mouthful of buckshot. (odd ninja using a shotgun?)

Mr. Blonde and Mr. White got out of their car, the rest of their hit squad parked on the other side of the building. They had arrived at an office building where they noticed a group of people always worked late. Sure enough there were some cars parked around them. "When is d.arkive supposed to do it?" asked Mr. White, as he leaned against the car and stared at the building in expectation. "I don't know, they just said to wait for their signal" responded Mr. Blonde as he walked a bit closer to the building to get a better look.

"Holy shit! I guess we're supposed to go in and find the rest of them now?" said Mr. Blonde after dodging what was left of a door that flew at him. "I don't think we have to" said Mr. White as he pointed at some people getting out of the good half of what was left of the building. (nothing really ninjaish from these paragraphs, Mr White's laziness shines through though)

They decided on the first person they saw, xDark.Carnivalx. Mr. Blonde jetted towards him and knocked him to the ground with a punch square in the jaw. (loosely connected to ninja) xDark.Carnivalx was dazed and still disoriented and shocked from the explosion, but he managed to stumble to his feet only to get kicked down again. The adrenaline was rushing but xDark.Carnivalx was getting frustrated, he looked around for something to use as a weapon and found a shattered pipe. He grabbed it and swung at Mr. Blonde, forcing him to back off and provide time for xDark.Carnivalx to get off the ground.


G.s)NarutO was doing monk things in his monk place with his monk friends when he decided it was late and he wanted to go to sleep. On the way to his room he encountered Mr. Blonde. Mr. Blonde mocked G.s)NarutO for his failed attempts at helping the town (oh so how very not ninja) and then pulled out a gun to kill him. (not ninja) G.s)NarutO wasn't ready to give up on life completely though and thought he could redeem himself by taking out this man for the town. He charged towards Mr. Blonde and tried to grab his gun but Mr. Blonde was a bit faster to respond and shot him twice in the leg. He finished it by shooting G.s)NarutO in the head (very non-ninjaish imo) and made his escape through a window before getting caught by a horde of monks.

Mr. Blonde and Cottonmouth were at AmorVincitOmnia's convenience store right before closing. They wanted everyones attention right away (woah hold up, stealthy ninja wanting attention?) so Mr. Blonde charged through the front door, (odd for a ninja) a move that shattered all the windows. Inside AmorVincitOmnia was cashing Alventenie's purchase and they both immediately looked at Mr. Blonde shocked at what just happened. Both Mr. Blonde and Cottonmouth ran towards them and stabbed each of them through the shoulders with a knife. Mr. Blonde had AmorVincitOmnia pinned up against a wall and Cottonmouth had Alventenie on another. AmorVincitOmnia pushed and shoved and tried to get free but Mr. Blonde stabbed three more knives into each arm and three into each leg. Then to finish him off he stabbed two more into AmorVincitOmnia's chest.(don't ninja's generally kill fast?)

The Wolf and Taipan Snake had followed his near suicidal jump and were on him quick. Taipan Snake automatically knocked him to the ground and proceeded to kick him, being unarmed at the time. The Wolf approached "Sorry Chuiu, I gotta do this I hope you understand" as he pulled out a gun and made his mark on Chuiu's head. (this does apply to SS)

The Wolf interrupted him. "You just need to hit the right spot" he said as he threw the nail down the hallway, it landed square in the back of New104's head and he convulsed as he dropped to the ground, dying less then a minute later. (again this can apply to SS)

He met gaze with The Wolf who was carrying some more debris from the building. Caller rolled to his right trying to dodge an attack from The Wolf but wasn't fast enough and took a vicious blow to the chest. He rolled to the side and started searching around for a weapon of his own as he jumped up from the ground. (this gets a little more deviant from the norm, i suppose it's loosely conencted)

Last Romantic was driving around looking for a bar still open late night when he finally found one, or thought he did. The Wolf was waiting inside the cleverly disguised building and had a gun ready for ambush. As Last Romantic walked in he approached The Wolf and ordered a drink. The Wolf served him and a minute or two passed by before he realized the bar was completely empty except for him and The Wolf. Finally he got up and asked why there were no other customers. The Wolf pointed to the door where Eddie stood, (this is very strange for the wolf - but we note on all occasions thus far the wolf has ambushed, or stepped out from no where to approach his victims)

Eddie stopped him instead and pointed back at The Wolf. Finally The Wolf ended the charade and shot Last Romantic in the head. (SS yes...)

The Wolf had been tracking his target for quite some time. His target, GranDim, had been driving around all over town in a white van. When he finally stopped at a gas station to get gas The Wolf got in position for the kill. He silently waited for GranDim to fill up his gas and pay for it then ambushed him right before he got back in his van. GranDim and The Wolf got in fist fight and it was soon obvious who was better trained for it. The Wolf whittled GranDim down with every punch and eventually knocked him out on the door of the van. To finish him off The Wolf searched the van for some drugs and gave GranDim overdoses of everything he could find. (coincides with observation in the previous clue... but barely connected to sureshot)

My Response

lol unforgiven your analysis falls down on the count that information comes from one section of the profile only

case in point; d.arkive

every single clue from taipan snake pertained to that single picture - hence my accusation stands

Fair enough, but i ask you this - in the middle of the night can you really tell if someone is obviously looking for someone? I beleive if that bunny was driving then he would be serving over the road imo or similar.. i just thought it was particularly peculiar

I do beleive that a normal sized person would have been able to drag his friend into the car without assistance - so why does joe need Lucas to help him? because he cant do it himself, its impossible

Note that there is no place where where the person was held by the rabbit - its plausible that the rabbit could still hold him - how can a penguin hold someone's legs? its flippers are incapable of holding legs? its somewhat of the same issue imo

That is an interesting point and quite frankly i don't have a complete answer for it... Blind Albino didn't talk - yet he was able to... Although given this sole flaw i still strongly feel that unforgiven is mafia and that the clues stacked against him are stronger than any other person in this game... i've been over the profiles so many times and im so certain about this - like d.arkive sure

+ Unforgiven is on the mandalor list (50% chance to kill) which always makes me more confident


Case in point - he's the best fit



Editors note: That sure as hell was a flimsy defense by Unforgiven