Newbie Mini Mafia II - Page 9

On January 10 2012 12:11 Blurry wrote:


Take a close look at that image above good sirs of the town. Would you trust this man to watch over your house when you were away on vacation? Would you trust him not to take advantage of you? Of course not! That fedora screams of lies and deceit. This is why among other reasons that shall be outlined below, that we should no longer stand for such a villain to remain living within our midst.


Fancy Analycising Follows:



This is an obvious bandwagon vote, and in light of recent events (Sheth is a bad person) the fact that he followed his scum-buddy in the vote makes perfect sense. Before this post he expressed his read on Cephiro as town (too lazy to quote) but as soon as that post is written up about him and Probulous and Sheth vote for him he all of a sudden thinks that Cephiro is stabbing hobos in an alleyway.

I will say this to those that may claim that I have done a similar thing (which I have). I am, as Probulous so eloquently pointed out, a blatant sheep. I go where the grasses are the greenest and if someone has a good argument I believe them. CatsnHats is no sheep, he pushed for the vote of lurkers such as myself and Xeris, something that us sheeps would never be so bold to do.

This leads to my next point: His change of heart which perfectly coincided with Probulous' reconciliation of Cephiro:



So now the town thinks Cephiro is innocent? Better change my viewpoint so people don't think I'm more of a murderer!

Need I explain more? Probably not! But I will anyways because I'm having fun with my stupid online persona.

This is not unique to simply Cephiro, notice how most of his reads on people where he says they are very town to him come after the majority of the town have come to that consensus. BANDWAGONING EXTREME DERBY!

Verdict: Blatant Bandwag

The train continues with his hesitation on lynching Sheth. Why is he so hesitant this young sheep asked himself! It's not as if Probulous' points on Sheth were any less convincing or accurate then those he had against Cephiro? So why was he so hesitant? Because bad mafias are unable to lynch their teammates. Sheth, sensing this posts this lovely gem:



I sense shenanigans!

Also, his comment on my brilliant expose where I uselessly speculated on the meaning of Probulous not getting lynched reeked of indecisiveness:



Let me translate that from scumspeak to townspeak for you:

Guys, I want to know if I'm on the right track to being considered town again, if not I will try a different approach.


Still not convinced? Well let me provide a picture of myself to convince you otherwise:



Note the absence of any suspicious looking fedora and the sheepish look on my face! Of course you're going to believe me because I'm just so adorable that I must be telling the truth?

Still unconvinced? Check out these testimonials!

"A true force for good in our town! Blurry should be crowned supreme emperor of the town" - Kofi Anan

"This man wins more than me" - Charlie Sheen

"Please marry me Blurry!" - Mila Kunis

Now that you are totally convinced, Vote CatsnHats for lynch.

##Vote: CatsnHats

<3

On January 12 2012 08:43 CatsnHats wrote:
EBWOP: Probulous hasn't been targeted for a lynch yet, so we can't tell for sure if Blurry's telling the truth.

On January 12 2012 09:46 bkrow wrote:
WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH BLURRY TODAY! HE CAN DIE TOMORROW BASED ON NIGHT ACTION RESULTS

Sigh. Please can we just have a consensus on paper vs cats?

On January 12 2012 09:50 CatsnHats wrote:
Xeris (MIA) and Blurry are not going to vote for Blurry. So we would need 5 out of the 6 to get Blurry lynched. It's easier to get me or Paper lynched because Blurry would actually vote for one of us. We cannot no-lynch.