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"It's really just that no one's played against a Zed in so long... we all thought, how bad could it be?" stated Lemondog's mid-laner nukeduck. "Turns out, pretty bad." Lemondogs said they'd be certain to force a Twisted Fate or Fizz pick against TSM next time, citing as their reason what they referred to as "The Reginald Effect. </p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 2)</i></b></p> <hr /> <h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">Reginald still hiding</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Chexx</h3> <p>As we all could see in the highly anticipated TSM vs. SKT T1 match was that leader Reginald has no qualms about sacrificing his own henchman to save his own life. In many teamfights he escaped with little to no health left while his underlings protected him with their life. On his retreat spectators saw him crying and muttering “Thanks Bros for having my back.” According to rumours he is still hiding from Faker. </p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 3)</i></b></p> <hr /><h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">GG.EU kills Faker More Times Than OMG, Demands Trophy</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Asmodeus</h3> <p>After their loss last night, Worlds spectators spotted GG.EU cheering and partying as they screamed "WE KILLED FAKER!!!" at the top of their lungs. Before they proceeded to their recently-ordered limosine, mid-lane Mazzerin said "C'mon, just give us a Championship Trophy. It was really a moral victory for wildcard teams everywhere." As of this morning, no one has seen or heard from GG.EU, though Sightstone sources in the hotel report that their room's bill lists copious amounts of "hookers" and "blow."</p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 4)</i></b></p> <hr /> <h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">SKT 1 - Hope for Korea</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Chexx</h3> <p>The management of SK T1 looked pleased after the team was able to gather two important victories and securing 2nd place in their group are in an advantageous position to advance into the quarterfinals. This strong performance gave Korea hope that they still have a chance for the World Championship 2013 Trophy. SKT 1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash.</p><p><b><i>(Continued on page 5)</i></b></p> </div> <div class="spl-content-image"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/EGUGbIP.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div class="spl-content-image-caption">Amount of Soju bottles both teams consumed</div><div id=""class="spl-content"> <div class="spl-content-header"> <h2>Dade clashes with police</h2> <h3>Xes</h3> </div> <div class="spl-column-left">Samsung Galaxy Ozone was in chaos Tuesday when their coach could not find dade to bring the team together to practice. "He claimed he was extremely jet-lagged after Monday night's matches so we let him sleep in. But when I went to wake him up with his favorite breakfast items, he was no where to be found!" exclaimed a hysterical Coach Im. "We looked everywhere and eventually had to call the police."

The team was shocked to discover that dade was being held in a local detention cell, following a run-in with the police. Since his arrival in LA, dade had been visiting very popular karaoke bars. Sources indicate that upon arrival, the T1 and Ozone players went out into the nightlife of LA to check the different bars, clubs and Karaoke places out.</div> <div class="spl-column-middle"> Both teams thought that a more detailed preparation was not necessary because they are on a different skill level. After Group A Day 2 Faker acknowledged in an after game interview that they underestimated their opponents. While SKT quickly realized that they had to go back to practicing, dade kept returning to one particular bar. Said one bar owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, "dade has been coming here a lot trying to impress the girls. He will usually buy everyone a round of drinks and say something like 'I am a progamer. You don't believe me? Watch my match in 30 minutes!'" When asked why he was in the bar before a match, dade responded "The best way to learn a new champion is to be that champion. I am learning Gragas."

</div> <div class="spl-column-right"> However, Monday night was different. UCLA student Stephanie Lee recounts, "He came in crying and reeking of alcohol. He kept repeating 'Yoomay' so I believe he was distraught over the loss of a girl." But after his fifth pitcher of somaek, dade became belligerent. "He started arguing with an imaginary person next to him, saying nonsense things like 'Ryze is still a top tier pick.' Eventually the owner had to ask him to leave." When dade would not exit the establishment, the police were called to forcibly remove him.

The Ozone team has not commented on whether dade would continuing playing following the episode. However, sources from within the team say that Homme has returned to Top lane and they are practicing compositions involving Mid lane Singed.</div>

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<div id=""class="spl-content"> <div class="spl-content-header"><h2>Relationship problems?</h2> <h3>Chexx</h3> </div><p>As we all know MonteCristo was hired by Riot for the Analyst desk together with Krepo and Doublelift. But why did he leave his longtime casting partner DoA. Does our beloved OGN duo have problems in their relationship? MonteCristo who already spend a lot of time together with Doublelift because he is the coach of clg and nobody can deny the chemistry between MonteCristo and Doublelift when they are on screen. They are necking each other like a new couple. Additionally DoA found a new casting partner. Together with Artosis he is producing a new show about Hearthstone. Are there serious problems in their casting marriage or is it just business? We will find out after Worlds 2013 ends.</p></div>
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