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Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-16 17:43:58
September 16 2013 16:28 GMT
#1

Team Mineski Assaulted

Chexx

Team Mineski was assaulted not once but twice! The first assault happened between 11:45 and 12:30 KST and the second one was only one hour later. Both groups were five man strong and wore Gang hoodies/shirts. Team Mineski suffered bruises and broken bones. If you have any information please contact the Police Force of Summoners Rift.

(Continued on page 2)


Chobra and Eunnarae = <3 ??

Chexx

It was reported that Chobra was a little bit cold when he was together with Eunnarae. Was it because he was naked with her? Our intensive research and detective work gathered that both have the same family name…. Are they married?! Our Celebrity experts know more.

(Continued on page 3)


Gambit Win Too Late to Save European Lives

Flicky

Gambit’s victory over SG Ozone on Day 1 came too late to save the lives of multiple European fans who took Fnatic’s loss to Vulcan to heart. The EU fans were so distraught at their region’s loss to an NA team that multiple barcrafts were reported to have drunk poisoned punch to “end the suffering”. The late broadcast time for the games in Europe is being held to blame for the tragedy. Experts say that if Gambit’s win over the Koreans was shown earlier in the schedule at a time more suitable for Europeans then this loss of life could have been avoided. Riot Games has yet to comment about the fatal schedule.

(Continued on page 4)


Doublelift shot?!

Chexx

According to witnesses Doublelift was victim to shots fired by MonteCristo. It was a normal discussion about the games when suddenly MonteCristo fired on Doublelift. His health condition is stable but it is unsure if he can recover by tomorrow. It is highly expected that MonteCristo will flee back to best Korea once the tournament is over.

(Continued on page 5)


Ozone secret doping Food?

Reason why Ozone lost against Gambit Gaming

Chexx


After bad performances of Samsung Galaxy Ozone many fans wondered what happened to the best team in the galaxy. In the first match against Vulcun they were behind in gold early, but managed to turn it around. But in their second game against Gambit Gaming they showed another weak performance which cost them the game. Was it a lack of respect from Ozone? Perhaps, considering the Ozone players are like six Dr. Manhattans (Dr. Gangnams?) compared to their mere mortal competitors.
Since we know that our life is in perspective of Mr. Manhattan is pretty boring and not really important it is safe to assume that for Mr. Gangnam’s should be the same.

But Imp gave us indirect the real reason. The bad fast food of America and the missing comfort of the traditional Korean Yo beds led to a huge skill decrease and lack of concentration. Which was clearly visible in both games of the best team in the galaxy. In the old MVP Teamhouse our six little QT’s got fresh cooked food made with love from Coach Im or the house Ajumma.
Luckily for all Samsung Galaxy Ozone fans the team reacted and Coach Im is already in LA to hopefully cook some delicious Ddeok mandu guk, Bibimbap and Ramen for Imp and Co. With this Ozone should find their old strength and destroy the other “competition” at Worlds 2013 without any problems and secured the trophy for best team in the galaxy.

But once SGO returns to South Korea and Coach Im needs to take care of the MVP Dota 2 squad. Hopefully big brother Homme can step into Coach Im/ Lovely Ajumma steps and cook delicious meals for his little brothers.


Seen: This is how Coach Im cooked to get the extra portion skill into the food

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FindMeInKenya
Profile Joined February 2011
United States797 Posts
September 16 2013 16:35 GMT
#2
LOL! this is amazing
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
September 16 2013 16:35 GMT
#3
Ahahaha. My sides.

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"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-16 16:37:00
September 16 2013 16:36 GMT
#4
Thanks and Credits to these guys: riptide, HawaiianPig, Kiante, mustaju and guest writers Harem, Xxio, thedeadhaji, and MrHoon, pathy and Meko.

I used their template for this one

On September 17 2013 01:35 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Ahahaha. My sides.

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good one!
WriterFollow me @TL_Chexx
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
September 16 2013 16:37 GMT
#5
hehehe "victim to shots fired"
this is all quite funny
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 16 2013 16:39 GMT
#6
I hope you guys like it and remember is just some fun writeup I did after my favorite team lost to Gambit :<
WriterFollow me @TL_Chexx
FrostRyan
Profile Joined September 2013
Brazil78 Posts
September 16 2013 17:06 GMT
#7
Well fuck Chobra xD
Don't mind grammar, not native english-speaker.
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 16 2013 17:14 GMT
#8
This is the bestest
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
September 16 2013 17:52 GMT
#9
5/5
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
UmberBane
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany5450 Posts
September 16 2013 18:03 GMT
#10
Lmao, I love it
Shiznick
Profile Joined December 2008
United States2200 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-16 18:05:56
September 16 2013 18:05 GMT
#11
Hahaha, great article. I knew I saw coach Im behind the players.
CreationSoul
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Romania231 Posts
September 16 2013 18:49 GMT
#12
I would find it funny if once this thread reaches 5 pages, there will be a continuation in page 5....
Quitting is the easy way out...
JL13
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1384 Posts
September 16 2013 19:09 GMT
#13
On September 17 2013 03:49 CreationSoul wrote:
I would find it funny if once this thread reaches 5 pages, there will be a continuation in page 5....


So much this. If there is an update on each page I would be laughing so hard.
Favorite Progamers in order: JangBi, Kwanro, Really, DarkElf
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 17 2013 00:36 GMT
#14
who knows if there will be an update
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
September 17 2013 00:46 GMT
#15
cute
TranslatorBaa!
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-17 00:50:47
September 17 2013 00:50 GMT
#16
guest writers Harem, Xxio,


Harem

Harem

Harem

COME BACK TO US HAWEM
WriterXiao8~~
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
September 17 2013 01:27 GMT
#17
Should have been titled "Wriggles Lantern, illuminating LoL News one minute at at time."
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
September 17 2013 01:36 GMT
#18
On September 17 2013 09:50 Kipsate wrote:
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guest writers Harem, Xxio,


Harem

Harem

Harem

COME BACK TO US HAWEM


HAREM PLS
TranslatorBaa!
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
September 17 2013 01:55 GMT
#19
On September 17 2013 10:27 PrinceXizor wrote:
Should have been titled "Wriggles Lantern, illuminating LoL News one minute at at time."

Bullshit. The Wriggles Lantern is a trashy tabloid with no journalistic standards whatsoever, and their political affiliations are quite clear.

What are you, a Noxian?
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
September 17 2013 10:40 GMT
#20
I lol'd

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also need to spam it to page 2
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