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[S3 Worlds] The Sightstone: Your Ward into LoL News!

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Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-16 17:43:58
September 16 2013 16:28 GMT
#1

Team Mineski Assaulted

Chexx

Team Mineski was assaulted not once but twice! The first assault happened between 11:45 and 12:30 KST and the second one was only one hour later. Both groups were five man strong and wore Gang hoodies/shirts. Team Mineski suffered bruises and broken bones. If you have any information please contact the Police Force of Summoners Rift.

(Continued on page 2)


Chobra and Eunnarae = <3 ??

Chexx

It was reported that Chobra was a little bit cold when he was together with Eunnarae. Was it because he was naked with her? Our intensive research and detective work gathered that both have the same family name…. Are they married?! Our Celebrity experts know more.

(Continued on page 3)


Gambit Win Too Late to Save European Lives

Flicky

Gambit’s victory over SG Ozone on Day 1 came too late to save the lives of multiple European fans who took Fnatic’s loss to Vulcan to heart. The EU fans were so distraught at their region’s loss to an NA team that multiple barcrafts were reported to have drunk poisoned punch to “end the suffering”. The late broadcast time for the games in Europe is being held to blame for the tragedy. Experts say that if Gambit’s win over the Koreans was shown earlier in the schedule at a time more suitable for Europeans then this loss of life could have been avoided. Riot Games has yet to comment about the fatal schedule.

(Continued on page 4)


Doublelift shot?!

Chexx

According to witnesses Doublelift was victim to shots fired by MonteCristo. It was a normal discussion about the games when suddenly MonteCristo fired on Doublelift. His health condition is stable but it is unsure if he can recover by tomorrow. It is highly expected that MonteCristo will flee back to best Korea once the tournament is over.

(Continued on page 5)


Ozone secret doping Food?

Reason why Ozone lost against Gambit Gaming

Chexx


After bad performances of Samsung Galaxy Ozone many fans wondered what happened to the best team in the galaxy. In the first match against Vulcun they were behind in gold early, but managed to turn it around. But in their second game against Gambit Gaming they showed another weak performance which cost them the game. Was it a lack of respect from Ozone? Perhaps, considering the Ozone players are like six Dr. Manhattans (Dr. Gangnams?) compared to their mere mortal competitors.
Since we know that our life is in perspective of Mr. Manhattan is pretty boring and not really important it is safe to assume that for Mr. Gangnam’s should be the same.

But Imp gave us indirect the real reason. The bad fast food of America and the missing comfort of the traditional Korean Yo beds led to a huge skill decrease and lack of concentration. Which was clearly visible in both games of the best team in the galaxy. In the old MVP Teamhouse our six little QT’s got fresh cooked food made with love from Coach Im or the house Ajumma.
Luckily for all Samsung Galaxy Ozone fans the team reacted and Coach Im is already in LA to hopefully cook some delicious Ddeok mandu guk, Bibimbap and Ramen for Imp and Co. With this Ozone should find their old strength and destroy the other “competition” at Worlds 2013 without any problems and secured the trophy for best team in the galaxy.

But once SGO returns to South Korea and Coach Im needs to take care of the MVP Dota 2 squad. Hopefully big brother Homme can step into Coach Im/ Lovely Ajumma steps and cook delicious meals for his little brothers.


Seen: This is how Coach Im cooked to get the extra portion skill into the food

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FindMeInKenya
Profile Joined February 2011
United States797 Posts
September 16 2013 16:35 GMT
#2
LOL! this is amazing
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
September 16 2013 16:35 GMT
#3
Ahahaha. My sides.

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"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-16 16:37:00
September 16 2013 16:36 GMT
#4
Thanks and Credits to these guys: riptide, HawaiianPig, Kiante, mustaju and guest writers Harem, Xxio, thedeadhaji, and MrHoon, pathy and Meko.

I used their template for this one

On September 17 2013 01:35 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Ahahaha. My sides.

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good one!
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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
September 16 2013 16:37 GMT
#5
hehehe "victim to shots fired"
this is all quite funny
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 16 2013 16:39 GMT
#6
I hope you guys like it and remember is just some fun writeup I did after my favorite team lost to Gambit :<
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FrostRyan
Profile Joined September 2013
Brazil78 Posts
September 16 2013 17:06 GMT
#7
Well fuck Chobra xD
Don't mind grammar, not native english-speaker.
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 16 2013 17:14 GMT
#8
This is the bestest
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
September 16 2013 17:52 GMT
#9
5/5
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
UmberBane
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany5450 Posts
September 16 2013 18:03 GMT
#10
Lmao, I love it
Shiznick
Profile Joined December 2008
United States2200 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-16 18:05:56
September 16 2013 18:05 GMT
#11
Hahaha, great article. I knew I saw coach Im behind the players.
CreationSoul
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Romania231 Posts
September 16 2013 18:49 GMT
#12
I would find it funny if once this thread reaches 5 pages, there will be a continuation in page 5....
Quitting is the easy way out...
JL13
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1384 Posts
September 16 2013 19:09 GMT
#13
On September 17 2013 03:49 CreationSoul wrote:
I would find it funny if once this thread reaches 5 pages, there will be a continuation in page 5....


So much this. If there is an update on each page I would be laughing so hard.
Favorite Progamers in order: JangBi, Kwanro, Really, DarkElf
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 17 2013 00:36 GMT
#14
who knows if there will be an update
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
September 17 2013 00:46 GMT
#15
cute
TranslatorBaa!
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-17 00:50:47
September 17 2013 00:50 GMT
#16
guest writers Harem, Xxio,


Harem

Harem

Harem

COME BACK TO US HAWEM
WriterXiao8~~
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
September 17 2013 01:27 GMT
#17
Should have been titled "Wriggles Lantern, illuminating LoL News one minute at at time."
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
September 17 2013 01:36 GMT
#18
On September 17 2013 09:50 Kipsate wrote:
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guest writers Harem, Xxio,


Harem

Harem

Harem

COME BACK TO US HAWEM


HAREM PLS
TranslatorBaa!
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
September 17 2013 01:55 GMT
#19
On September 17 2013 10:27 PrinceXizor wrote:
Should have been titled "Wriggles Lantern, illuminating LoL News one minute at at time."

Bullshit. The Wriggles Lantern is a trashy tabloid with no journalistic standards whatsoever, and their political affiliations are quite clear.

What are you, a Noxian?
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
September 17 2013 10:40 GMT
#20
I lol'd

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also need to spam it to page 2
A backwards poet writes inverse.
AsnSensation
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany24009 Posts
September 17 2013 10:50 GMT
#21
Had a good laugh
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
September 17 2013 10:51 GMT
#22
Next article - Peke for EU overlord
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 17 2013 11:00 GMT
#23
shit! What now?!
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AsnSensation
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany24009 Posts
September 17 2013 11:03 GMT
#24
Chexx why was Chobra #1 on Naver? lol
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 17 2013 11:27 GMT
#25
On September 17 2013 20:03 AsnSensation wrote:
Chexx why was Chobra #1 on Naver? lol

no idea probably because a lot of Koreans looked him up.
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UmberBane
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany5450 Posts
September 17 2013 11:32 GMT
#26
This must the first time he is so much in the spotlight on the OGN TV broadcast, no? For LoL I mean. The only other thing I can remember was casting couch at Allstars but that's was probably a bit less exposure for him as a person, because people mainly heard his voice.

I like how they're using him for interviews on the main broadcast now, too. It seems like they tested the waters regarding this with the latest OSL season where he did interviews alongside Barbie, which was really cool already. Good to see them carry it over to the LoL content.
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 17 2013 11:34 GMT
#27
On September 17 2013 20:32 UmberBane wrote:
This must the first time he is so much in the spotlight on the OGN TV broadcast, no? For LoL I mean. The only other thing I can remember was casting couch at Allstars but that's was probably a bit less exposure for him as a person, because people mainly heard his voice.

I like how they're using him for interviews on the main broadcast now, too. It seems like they tested the waters regarding this with the latest OSL season where he did interviews alongside Barbie, which was really cool already. Good to see them carry it over to the LoL content.

he already did the same last Worlds and Allstars
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UmberBane
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany5450 Posts
September 17 2013 11:42 GMT
#28
What last Worlds he already worked for OGN? How time flies by...
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 17 2013 11:44 GMT
#29
On September 17 2013 20:32 UmberBane wrote:
This must the first time he is so much in the spotlight on the OGN TV broadcast, no? For LoL I mean. The only other thing I can remember was casting couch at Allstars but that's was probably a bit less exposure for him as a person, because people mainly heard his voice.

I like how they're using him for interviews on the main broadcast now, too. It seems like they tested the waters regarding this with the latest OSL season where he did interviews alongside Barbie, which was really cool already. Good to see them carry it over to the LoL content.


He was also at WCS for SC2 I believe. Chobra is getting around.
UmberBane
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany5450 Posts
September 17 2013 11:47 GMT
#30
Yes he was at the finals at Gamescom for that and I think his first SC2 appearance also was the S1 WCS finals in Korea, where he did that awesome casting couch with Day9 and Apollo and some pro players. Since that the SC2 community is also in love with him, rightfully so.
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 17 2013 16:14 GMT
#31
I hear the press machines are working... What does it mean?
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Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-17 17:15:37
September 17 2013 17:15 GMT
#32

MonteCristo: Fashion God

Chexx

Day 2 of the World Championship is already finished and we’ve had a few dates with the analyst desk. Doublelift and Krepo wore their normal Team Jerseys and not the expected e-Sports dollar suits with huge EG and CLG bling while Kobe and Quickshot donned their standard Riotcaster wear. However, MonteCristo looked fabulous the first two days. Rocking a sweet red tie with a black shirt and on the second day, those braces. This man knows how to style. Or does he? Rumours say OGN style lady picks the clothes for him. Our hot prediction? A bowtie by the end of the week.

(Continued on page 2)


Fangirls angry at Mineski

Chexx

Famous Korean Boyband “Exo” have come under fire for the behaviour of their fans after the girls found out that team Mineski has a player called Exo. The fans were reportedly curious about this player and opted to cheer for his team. On the discovery of the results, the fan girls sprang into action and stormed the Philippine Embassy in Seoul on the grounds of “intentional slander” as something negative was being affiliated with their beloved boyband. They immediately demanded a name change from Mineski’s ADC. The Philippine government have yet to respond.

(Continued on page 3)


GGEU Fans Angry about Group Placement

Flicky

Riot has been facing criticisms from GGEU fans saying that they team should’ve been placed in Group B to keep in with the spirit of competition. Fans have claimed that GGEU would have faced a much better shot in Group B and “have at least scored a couple of victories” for the international wildcard winners. “Being seeded into Group B would’ve at least meant two wins against SG Ozone” claim fans.

(Continued on page 4)


Fans More Interested in Caster Predictions

Asmodeus

A new eSport is rising according to some attendees of the S3 World Champions. "We came for the LoL," said community leader Rufus Schwinn, "but we find the Caster Prediction competition to be far more compelling." An anonymous fan claimed "Honestly, I'm pretty sure the Caster Competition is more mechanically challenging than LoL. It really presents a higher level of play." The Caster Competition subreddit already sees more traffic than r/starcraft2 and is slated to receive a TL subforum in the coming week.

(Continued on page 5)


The situation in Group B

Europe steers to Victory

Chexx


After a rough start in Group B (as reported in yesterday’s edition of The Sightstone the european teams came out swinging. The initial loss of Fnatic against Vulcun was blamed on Fnatic’s sleep schedule by Fnatic’s manager: “We were quite surprised that the game started while it was obvious that it is Siesta time.” Both European powerhouses Gambit Gaming and Fnatic managed to beat the group favorite Samsung Galaxy Ozone convincingly. Our insiders at the venue say that Ozone’s iffy play and demoralized look has a cause:.
Reports say that Ozone ran into the Russian translator in a dark alley and emerged “shaken and pale”.

Meanwhile fans all over Europe were out celebrating since word of Gambit’s victory spread to those waking up. After a few hours, celebrations had brought the continent to a stand-still. Reports say the few LoL fans with careers did not show up to work while the largest street party in Cologne’s history started when a lorry carrying barrels full of beer tipped over sending itswares all over the road. Fortunately, no Europeans were hit. It has also been reported that some Fnatic fans were taken to hospitals
after they backtracked into rivers and holes while others suffered serious injuries climbing onto vehicles carrying celebrating musicians.

The European Union is already concerned due to fears that if this continues, the already shaky european economy may crumble and fall, leading to a triple dip recession. Politicians are planning to outlaw VoDs of League of Legends during the World Championships but they fear the social backlash and rioting it may cause. The question is how long will this European Party continue? And what would be the effects if Europe lose?


Seen: The main street in Xpeke's hometown

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Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
September 17 2013 17:32 GMT
#33
"The Caster Competition subreddit already sees more traffic than r/starcraft2 and is slated to receive a TL subforum in the coming week"
Administrator@TL_Zess
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cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
September 17 2013 17:34 GMT
#34
I like it, but need references. The Exo shit is seemingly true lol. (non the storming)
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 17 2013 17:37 GMT
#35
On September 18 2013 02:34 cascades wrote:
I like it, but need references. The Exo shit is seemingly true lol. (non the storming)

http://t.co/DcNdnqNxt9
some things are exaggerated which are intended to be so
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Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 17 2013 19:36 GMT
#36
Siesta time had me spitting out my drink
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
September 17 2013 19:38 GMT
#37
It was reported that Chobra was a little bit cold when he was together with Eunnarae. Was it because he was naked with her? Our intensive research and detective work gathered that both have the same family name…. Are they married?! Our Celebrity experts know more.

Famous Korean Boyband “Exo” have come under fire for the behaviour of their fans after the girls found out that team Mineski has a player called Exo. The fans were reportedly curious about this player and opted to cheer for his team. On the discovery of the results, the fan girls sprang into action and stormed the Philippine Embassy in Seoul on the grounds of “intentional slander” as something negative was being affiliated with their beloved boyband. They immediately demanded a name change from Mineski’s ADC. The Philippine government have yet to respond.


These were pure fucking gold. keep up the good work, fucking hilarious.
liftlift > tsm
Don_Julio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
2220 Posts
September 17 2013 19:42 GMT
#38
Mainstream news are ignoring the Riots. Fucking censorship.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
September 17 2013 19:48 GMT
#39
these are fucking fantastic.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
ketchup
Profile Joined August 2010
14521 Posts
September 17 2013 21:45 GMT
#40
Well done. This is really good and pretty funny. Good amount of in jokes mixed with some real half news.
The_Unseen
Profile Joined March 2011
France1923 Posts
September 18 2013 08:33 GMT
#41
This is funny as hell :D
I got five reasons for you to shut up
RouaF
Profile Joined October 2010
France4120 Posts
September 18 2013 22:09 GMT
#42
This needs to be bumped. So I'm bumping it.
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-20 04:58:59
September 19 2013 19:04 GMT
#43

Lemondogs: Zed still OP

Asmodeus

Lemondogs apologized to their fans last night after their loss against TSM, stating that "a momentary lapse in sanity" caused them to pass on banning Zed, allowing TSM's popular manager to feel more justified in picking him so many times before. "It's really just that no one's played against a Zed in so long... we all thought, how bad could it be?" stated Lemondog's mid-laner nukeduck. "Turns out, pretty bad." Lemondogs said they'd be certain to force a Twisted Fate or Fizz pick against TSM next time, citing as their reason what they referred to as "The Reginald Effect.

(Continued on page 2)


Reginald still hiding

Chexx

As we all could see in the highly anticipated TSM vs. SKT T1 match was that leader Reginald has no qualms about sacrificing his own henchman to save his own life. In many teamfights he escaped with little to no health left while his underlings protected him with their life. On his retreat spectators saw him crying and muttering “Thanks Bros for having my back.” According to rumours he is still hiding from Faker.

(Continued on page 3)


GG.EU kills Faker More Times Than OMG, Demands Trophy

Asmodeus

After their loss last night, Worlds spectators spotted GG.EU cheering and partying as they screamed "WE KILLED FAKER!!!" at the top of their lungs. Before they proceeded to their recently-ordered limosine, mid-lane Mazzerin said "C'mon, just give us a Championship Trophy. It was really a moral victory for wildcard teams everywhere." As of this morning, no one has seen or heard from GG.EU, though Sightstone sources in the hotel report that their room's bill lists copious amounts of "hookers" and "blow."

(Continued on page 4)


SKT T1 - Hope for Korea

Chexx

The management of SKT T1 looked pleased after the team was able to gather two important victories and securing 2nd place in their group are in an advantageous position to advance into the quarterfinals. This strong performance gave Korea hope that they still have a chance for the World Championship 2013 Trophy. SKT 1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash.

(Continued on page 5)


Amount of Soju bottles both teams consumed

Dade clashes with police

Xes

Samsung Galaxy Ozone was in chaos Tuesday when their coach could not find dade to bring the team together to practice. "He claimed he was extremely jet-lagged after Monday night's matches so we let him sleep in. But when I went to wake him up with his favorite breakfast items, he was no where to be found!" exclaimed a hysterical Coach Im. "We looked everywhere and eventually had to call the police."

The team was shocked to discover that dade was being held in a local detention cell, following a run-in with the police. Since his arrival in LA, dade had been visiting very popular karaoke bars. Sources indicate that upon arrival, the T1 and Ozone players went out into the nightlife of LA to check the different bars, clubs and Karaoke places out.
Both teams thought that a more detailed preparation was not necessary because they are on a different skill level. After Group A Day 2 Faker acknowledged in an after game interview that they underestimated their opponents. While SKT quickly realized that they had to go back to practicing, dade kept returning to one particular bar. Said one bar owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, "dade has been coming here a lot trying to impress the girls. He will usually buy everyone a round of drinks and say something like 'I am a progamer. You don't believe me? Watch my match in 30 minutes!'" When asked why he was in the bar before a match, dade responded "The best way to learn a new champion is to be that champion. I am learning Gragas."

However, Monday night was different. UCLA student Stephanie Lee recounts, "He came in crying and reeking of alcohol. He kept repeating 'Yoomay' so I believe he was distraught over the loss of a girl." But after his fifth pitcher of somaek, dade became belligerent. "He started arguing with an imaginary person next to him, saying nonsense things like 'Ryze is still a top tier pick.' Eventually the owner had to ask him to leave." When dade would not exit the establishment, the police were called to forcibly remove him.

The Ozone team has not commented on whether dade would continuing playing following the episode. However, sources from within the team say that Homme has returned to Top lane and they are practicing compositions involving Mid lane Singed.



Faker & The Eastside Boyz



Relationship problems?

Chexx

As we all know MonteCristo was hired by Riot for the Analyst desk together with Krepo and Doublelift. But why did he leave his longtime casting partner DoA. Does our beloved OGN duo have problems in their relationship? MonteCristo who already spend a lot of time together with Doublelift because he is the coach of clg and nobody can deny the chemistry between MonteCristo and Doublelift when they are on screen. They are necking each other like a new couple. Additionally DoA found a new casting partner. Together with Artosis he is producing a new show about Hearthstone. Are there serious problems in their casting marriage or is it just business? We will find out after Worlds 2013 ends.


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Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
September 19 2013 19:19 GMT
#44
Relevant.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
UmberBane
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany5450 Posts
September 19 2013 19:26 GMT
#45
Haha that SKT1 bit was great
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 19 2013 19:26 GMT
#46
I hope you guys still like the Sighstone and still find it funny At least we have a lot of fun writing it
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Don_Julio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
2220 Posts
September 19 2013 19:38 GMT
#47
On September 20 2013 04:26 UmberBane wrote:
Haha that SKT1 bit was great


Haha thanks. I almost overread this paragraph.

Best issue so far. Great job.
Jacmert
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
Canada1709 Posts
September 19 2013 22:06 GMT
#48
On September 20 2013 04:04 Chexx wrote:
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"It's really just that no one's played against a Zed in so long... we all thought, how bad could it be?" stated Lemondog's mid-laner nukeduck. "Turns out, pretty bad." Lemondogs said they'd be certain to force a Twisted Fate or Fizz pick against TSM next time, citing as their reason what they referred to as "The Reginald Effect. </p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 2)</i></b></p> <hr /> <h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">Reginald still hiding</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Chexx</h3> <p>As we all could see in the highly anticipated TSM vs. SKT T1 match was that leader Reginald has no qualms about sacrificing his own henchman to save his own life. In many teamfights he escaped with little to no health left while his underlings protected him with their life. On his retreat spectators saw him crying and muttering “Thanks Bros for having my back.” According to rumours he is still hiding from Faker. </p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 3)</i></b></p> <hr /><h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">GG.EU kills Faker More Times Than OMG, Demands Trophy</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Asmodeus</h3> <p>After their loss last night, Worlds spectators spotted GG.EU cheering and partying as they screamed "WE KILLED FAKER!!!" at the top of their lungs. Before they proceeded to their recently-ordered limosine, mid-lane Mazzerin said "C'mon, just give us a Championship Trophy. It was really a moral victory for wildcard teams everywhere." As of this morning, no one has seen or heard from GG.EU, though Sightstone sources in the hotel report that their room's bill lists copious amounts of "hookers" and "blow."</p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 4)</i></b></p> <hr /> <h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">SKT 1 - Hope for Korea</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Chexx</h3> <p>The management of SK T1 looked pleased after the team was able to gather two important victories and securing 2nd place in their group are in an advantageous position to advance into the quarterfinals. This strong performance gave Korea hope that they still have a chance for the World Championship 2013 Trophy. SKT 1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash.</p><p><b><i>(Continued on page 5)</i></b></p> </div> <div class="spl-content-image"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/EGUGbIP.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div class="spl-content-image-caption">Amount of Soju bottles both teams consumed</div><div id=""class="spl-content"> <div class="spl-content-header"> <h2>Dade clashes with police</h2> <h3>Xes</h3> </div> <div class="spl-column-left">Samsung Galaxy Ozone was in chaos Tuesday when their coach could not find dade to bring the team together to practice. "He claimed he was extremely jet-lagged after Monday night's matches so we let him sleep in. But when I went to wake him up with his favorite breakfast items, he was no where to be found!" exclaimed a hysterical Coach Im. "We looked everywhere and eventually had to call the police."

The team was shocked to discover that dade was being held in a local detention cell, following a run-in with the police. Since his arrival in LA, dade had been visiting very popular karaoke bars. Sources indicate that upon arrival, the T1 and Ozone players went out into the nightlife of LA to check the different bars, clubs and Karaoke places out.</div> <div class="spl-column-middle"> Both teams thought that a more detailed preparation was not necessary because they are on a different skill level. After Group A Day 2 Faker acknowledged in an after game interview that they underestimated their opponents. While SKT quickly realized that they had to go back to practicing, dade kept returning to one particular bar. Said one bar owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, "dade has been coming here a lot trying to impress the girls. He will usually buy everyone a round of drinks and say something like 'I am a progamer. You don't believe me? Watch my match in 30 minutes!'" When asked why he was in the bar before a match, dade responded "The best way to learn a new champion is to be that champion. I am learning Gragas."

</div> <div class="spl-column-right"> However, Monday night was different. UCLA student Stephanie Lee recounts, "He came in crying and reeking of alcohol. He kept repeating 'Yoomay' so I believe he was distraught over the loss of a girl." But after his fifth pitcher of somaek, dade became belligerent. "He started arguing with an imaginary person next to him, saying nonsense things like 'Ryze is still a top tier pick.' Eventually the owner had to ask him to leave." When dade would not exit the establishment, the police were called to forcibly remove him.

The Ozone team has not commented on whether dade would continuing playing following the episode. However, sources from within the team say that Homme has returned to Top lane and they are practicing compositions involving Mid lane Singed.</div>

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Faker & The Eastside Boyz
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<div id=""class="spl-content"> <div class="spl-content-header"><h2>Relationship problems?</h2> <h3>Chexx</h3> </div><p>As we all know MonteCristo was hired by Riot for the Analyst desk together with Krepo and Doublelift. But why did he leave his longtime casting partner DoA. Does our beloved OGN duo have problems in their relationship? MonteCristo who already spend a lot of time together with Doublelift because he is the coach of clg and nobody can deny the chemistry between MonteCristo and Doublelift when they are on screen. They are necking each other like a new couple. Additionally DoA found a new casting partner. Together with Artosis he is producing a new show about Hearthstone. Are there serious problems in their casting marriage or is it just business? We will find out after Worlds 2013 ends.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/Z7vkM7S.jpg">
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"SKT T1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash." Loool. Does anyone know if this is up on r/LeagueofLegends, btw? Can someone make sure it is?
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SoulSever
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada779 Posts
September 19 2013 23:57 GMT
#49
Just read all 3. Delightful! Keep it up
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thenexusp
Profile Joined May 2009
United States3721 Posts
September 19 2013 23:59 GMT
#50
On September 20 2013 04:26 Chexx wrote:
I hope you guys still like the Sighstone and still find it funny At least we have a lot of fun writing it

Is this posted on reddit anywhere? I would upvote the shit out of this.
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
September 20 2013 00:00 GMT
#51
On September 20 2013 07:06 Jacmert wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2013 04:04 Chexx wrote:
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"It's really just that no one's played against a Zed in so long... we all thought, how bad could it be?" stated Lemondog's mid-laner nukeduck. "Turns out, pretty bad." Lemondogs said they'd be certain to force a Twisted Fate or Fizz pick against TSM next time, citing as their reason what they referred to as "The Reginald Effect. </p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 2)</i></b></p> <hr /> <h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">Reginald still hiding</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Chexx</h3> <p>As we all could see in the highly anticipated TSM vs. SKT T1 match was that leader Reginald has no qualms about sacrificing his own henchman to save his own life. In many teamfights he escaped with little to no health left while his underlings protected him with their life. On his retreat spectators saw him crying and muttering “Thanks Bros for having my back.” According to rumours he is still hiding from Faker. </p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 3)</i></b></p> <hr /><h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">GG.EU kills Faker More Times Than OMG, Demands Trophy</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Asmodeus</h3> <p>After their loss last night, Worlds spectators spotted GG.EU cheering and partying as they screamed "WE KILLED FAKER!!!" at the top of their lungs. Before they proceeded to their recently-ordered limosine, mid-lane Mazzerin said "C'mon, just give us a Championship Trophy. It was really a moral victory for wildcard teams everywhere." As of this morning, no one has seen or heard from GG.EU, though Sightstone sources in the hotel report that their room's bill lists copious amounts of "hookers" and "blow."</p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 4)</i></b></p> <hr /> <h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">SKT 1 - Hope for Korea</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Chexx</h3> <p>The management of SK T1 looked pleased after the team was able to gather two important victories and securing 2nd place in their group are in an advantageous position to advance into the quarterfinals. This strong performance gave Korea hope that they still have a chance for the World Championship 2013 Trophy. SKT 1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash.</p><p><b><i>(Continued on page 5)</i></b></p> </div> <div class="spl-content-image"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/EGUGbIP.jpg" alt="" /></div>
<div class="spl-content-image-caption">Amount of Soju bottles both teams consumed</div><div id=""class="spl-content"> <div class="spl-content-header"> <h2>Dade clashes with police</h2> <h3>Xes</h3> </div> <div class="spl-column-left">Samsung Galaxy Ozone was in chaos Tuesday when their coach could not find dade to bring the team together to practice. "He claimed he was extremely jet-lagged after Monday night's matches so we let him sleep in. But when I went to wake him up with his favorite breakfast items, he was no where to be found!" exclaimed a hysterical Coach Im. "We looked everywhere and eventually had to call the police."

The team was shocked to discover that dade was being held in a local detention cell, following a run-in with the police. Since his arrival in LA, dade had been visiting very popular karaoke bars. Sources indicate that upon arrival, the T1 and Ozone players went out into the nightlife of LA to check the different bars, clubs and Karaoke places out.</div> <div class="spl-column-middle"> Both teams thought that a more detailed preparation was not necessary because they are on a different skill level. After Group A Day 2 Faker acknowledged in an after game interview that they underestimated their opponents. While SKT quickly realized that they had to go back to practicing, dade kept returning to one particular bar. Said one bar owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, "dade has been coming here a lot trying to impress the girls. He will usually buy everyone a round of drinks and say something like 'I am a progamer. You don't believe me? Watch my match in 30 minutes!'" When asked why he was in the bar before a match, dade responded "The best way to learn a new champion is to be that champion. I am learning Gragas."

</div> <div class="spl-column-right"> However, Monday night was different. UCLA student Stephanie Lee recounts, "He came in crying and reeking of alcohol. He kept repeating 'Yoomay' so I believe he was distraught over the loss of a girl." But after his fifth pitcher of somaek, dade became belligerent. "He started arguing with an imaginary person next to him, saying nonsense things like 'Ryze is still a top tier pick.' Eventually the owner had to ask him to leave." When dade would not exit the establishment, the police were called to forcibly remove him.

The Ozone team has not commented on whether dade would continuing playing following the episode. However, sources from within the team say that Homme has returned to Top lane and they are practicing compositions involving Mid lane Singed.</div>

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/mZ0mt1O.jpg">
Faker & The Eastside Boyz
<div class="clear"></div>
</div>
</div>
<div id=""class="spl-content"> <div class="spl-content-header"><h2>Relationship problems?</h2> <h3>Chexx</h3> </div><p>As we all know MonteCristo was hired by Riot for the Analyst desk together with Krepo and Doublelift. But why did he leave his longtime casting partner DoA. Does our beloved OGN duo have problems in their relationship? MonteCristo who already spend a lot of time together with Doublelift because he is the coach of clg and nobody can deny the chemistry between MonteCristo and Doublelift when they are on screen. They are necking each other like a new couple. Additionally DoA found a new casting partner. Together with Artosis he is producing a new show about Hearthstone. Are there serious problems in their casting marriage or is it just business? We will find out after Worlds 2013 ends.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/Z7vkM7S.jpg">
</p></div>
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"SKT T1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash." Loool. Does anyone know if this is up on r/LeagueofLegends, btw? Can someone make sure it is?


Don't go and make it look worse than it is. It's SKT 1 is famous :D
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-20 04:32:46
September 20 2013 03:59 GMT
#52
http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/1mqs4a/rumor_about_dade_clashing_with_police_and_more/

Reddit link. I am surprised that it got to front page buy happy
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Imperfect1987
Profile Joined August 2010
United States558 Posts
September 20 2013 04:26 GMT
#53
Good stuff. I enjoy them all!
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Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
September 20 2013 04:30 GMT
#54
On September 20 2013 12:59 Chexx wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=429335&currentpage=3#43

Reddit link. I am surprised that it got to front page buy happy

Sightstone Vol 1 Issue 4: teamliquid is now reddit
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Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 20 2013 04:33 GMT
#55
On September 20 2013 13:30 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2013 12:59 Chexx wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=429335&currentpage=3#43

Reddit link. I am surprised that it got to front page buy happy

Sightstone Vol 1 Issue 4: teamliquid is now reddit

Lies no idea what you are talking about :D
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SoulSever
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada779 Posts
September 21 2013 03:20 GMT
#56
Moar?
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Flicky
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2665 Posts
September 22 2013 08:57 GMT
#57
On September 21 2013 12:20 SoulSever wrote:
Moar?


Some more have been written, stay tuned!
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Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-23 17:07:26
September 23 2013 16:47 GMT
#58

Riot Accidentally Broadcast Games At 9pm

Flicky

After a massive organisational hiccup, Riot accidentally broadcasted multiple games of Worlds at 9pm Central European Summer Time, allowing European fans to tune in and watch their teams play. The glitch in scheduling reportedly arose internally and Riot are seeking out those responsible. “This is in excusable” explained RiotMagus, “these times are not perfect for our North American audience and some of those that sleep in may have missed a couple of games.” A European human rights group who have been rallying for the move, claimed that they will not rest until every human has a fair chance to watch the games. When asked about how east Asian fans will watch the games, the group refused comment.

(Continued on page 2)


4th Model of Rivington Line

Flicky

Acclaimed inventor Mitchell Matthieson announced at a press conference in Silicon Valley that the new Rivington Model 4 will be ready for the next season of the League of Legends Championship Series. Featuring “thousands more” commentary based collocations; the machine is reported to create casting phrases much more seamlessly than before. The new “Riv” will be able to more accurately follow play and even make “almost correct” strategic comments about what it sees according to the following press release. Matthieson Industry share holders were reportedly “hoping for a complete reboot” after hearing the news.

(Continued on page 3)


The Grand Prize illusion

Samsung stock expected to rise after Ozone….Oh wait.

Chexx

It’s well known that Samsung was eager to get into the League of Legends market in Korea. They thought that by buying the poorest League of Legends team in Korea which was successful they can reach the world stage. The higher ups at Samsung were already rubbing their hands while thinking about how much exposure worldwide the Galaxy Smartphone would receive when they won Worlds 2013. But the performance of Ozone hit rock bottom right when Worlds started. Instead of the expected rise, the Samsung stock fell harder than ever before. Many sad League of Legends fans felt ashamed to be Samsung Galaxy Ozone fans after having bought Samsung equipment to support their favorite team and returned it and bought Apple or HTC products instead.

Samsung immediately started an investigation with the Secret National e-Sports Division (SNSD), which is controlled by the president of South Korea.
Teamliquid were passed the results of the investigation by an informant who does not want to reveal his identity. The results were shocking news for the League of Legends community. As it turns out North Korea abducted Dade shortly after the end of the Summer Season. He was only gone for a day but it was enough that the newest brainwashing methods in North Korea were successful. North Korea goal was to sabotage the exposure of South Korean brands and stop the success in the e-Sports scene. Some evidence points to the conclusion that North Korea plans to launch their own team in 2014 with Kim Jong un as Team captain. While Dade was with the team he was also successful to manipulate his team members into becoming obsessed with the prospect of visiting Disneyland during their stay in Los Angeles. The team’s every thought eventually became so obsessed with meeting Donald Duck and Goofy
for real that the members would skip practice to visit “The Happiest Place on Earth”. Our Source explains that this is the true reason why the members of Ozone were so happy and laughing while in their losing games because they were thinking about how good their photos from Splash Mountain (in which they snuck keyboards and montiors onto the ride and pretended to play League) were and how funny their parents will find them. Apparently Imp said backstage that they worked hard to get to Disneyland.

The SNSD is currently treating the Samsung team and tries to revert the brainwash of North Korea and return them to the beauty obsessed capitalist ways of South Korea. But the question remains if every player will return to Samsung Galaxy Ozone for the Winter Season 2013 or if they suffered too much damage while under the influence of the North Korean brainwashing.


Top Secret Picture: Dade gets send back after being brainwashed



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ComaDose
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September 23 2013 16:53 GMT
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whoa the printing press looks busted
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Chexx
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September 23 2013 16:58 GMT
#60
On September 24 2013 01:53 ComaDose wrote:
whoa the printing press looks busted

Magic man disappeared from one moment to the other
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Germany24009 Posts
September 23 2013 17:05 GMT
#61
lol I actually never looked up the code of those "fancy TL post" looks complicated as shit.
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Code activated! Have fun as always I hope you enjoyed it
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Katowice25012 Posts
September 23 2013 17:09 GMT
#63
They look a lot more intimidating than they really are because we're lazy and copy paste sections so there's always tons of unused junk in the style sheet.
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England2665 Posts
September 23 2013 17:10 GMT
#64
Unfortunately, we were a bit slow getting this out so some of the articles had to be cut due to not being relevant any more. I just wanted to slip my one in here:

Fnatic and Gambit Prepare for Collusion Accusations

Following last night’s results, suggestions that Gambit and Fnatic will collude to allow both teams through have started to surface. The two teams were spotted holding discussions in an abandoned warehouse down at the Los Angeles docks in the early hours following Day 4’s matches. Two briefcases were exchanged between the team managers and the two teams departed in unmarked vehicles. When asked for comment the following morning, Cyanide stated: “Collusion accusations happen at every eSports event. We were merely meeting with Gambit to devise methods to avert these accusations before they are made. It was simply preparation for that.” We at The Sightstone are glad that Fnatic are acting so professionally regarding their image and we must say that their new Russian girlfriends will only help their view in the public eye.
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September 23 2013 17:15 GMT
#65
On September 24 2013 02:09 Heyoka wrote:
They look a lot more intimidating than they really are because we're lazy and copy paste sections so there's always tons of unused junk in the style sheet.

thats not true the spl in this code means uhhhmmm super paper leview... puh barely saved it. Obviously it doesnt mean something related to starcraft :|
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Germany5450 Posts
September 23 2013 17:54 GMT
#66
Haha I just love this stuff! Thanks so much for doing these, guys.

On September 24 2013 02:10 Flicky wrote:
Unfortunately, we were a bit slow getting this out so some of the articles had to be cut due to not being relevant any more. I just wanted to slip my one in here:

Fnatic and Gambit Prepare for Collusion Accusations

Following last night’s results, suggestions that Gambit and Fnatic will collude to allow both teams through have started to surface. The two teams were spotted holding discussions in an abandoned warehouse down at the Los Angeles docks in the early hours following Day 4’s matches. Two briefcases were exchanged between the team managers and the two teams departed in unmarked vehicles. When asked for comment the following morning, Cyanide stated: “Collusion accusations happen at every eSports event. We were merely meeting with Gambit to devise methods to avert these accusations before they are made. It was simply preparation for that.” We at The Sightstone are glad that Fnatic are acting so professionally regarding their image and we must say that their new Russian girlfriends will only help their view in the public eye.


This one is especially great and so insanely fitting.
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