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The epitome of bullshit just happened to me...
Situation:
I'm at 20hp he's at 11.
He has on the field:
Gadgetzan Auctioneer (4/4), Novice Engineer (1/1)
I have:
Aldor Peacekeeper (3/3) (removed the Cold Blood buff of Novice), Guardian of Kings (5/6)
He has no cards left in his deck, 4 cards in hand.
I have 10 cards left in my deck, 8 in my hand (two of which are Tirion Fordring and a Ragnaros that he had sapped)
This is the bullshit he pulls off:
Hero Power + Deadly Poison
Leeroy Jenkins
SHADOWSTEP
LEEROY JENKINS.
For those of you doing the maths, that adds up to 15 with 5 damage on the board. He brought himself to 6hp through fatigue drawing off gadgetzan.
The fact that this came right after two almost equally bullshit losses to Pyroblast and Force of Nature + Savage Roar (with the last three damage provided by a MOTHERFUCKING TINKMASTER OVERSPARK SQUIRREL) makes this even worse.
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2 games in a row turn 1 nat pagle drew 0 cards in 3 turns. Fuck nat pagle.
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Fuck everything about hunters.
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On February 05 2014 06:06 Sorathez wrote:
The epitome of bullshit just happened to me...
Situation:
I'm at 20hp he's at 11.
He has on the field:
Gadgetzan Auctioneer (4/4), Novice Engineer (1/1)
I have:
Aldor Peacekeeper (3/3) (removed the Cold Blood buff of Novice), Guardian of Kings (5/6)
He has no cards left in his deck, 4 cards in hand.
I have 10 cards left in my deck, 8 in my hand (two of which are Tirion Fordring and a Ragnaros that he had sapped)
This is the bullshit he pulls off:
Hero Power + Deadly Poison
Leeroy Jenkins
SHADOWSTEP
LEEROY JENKINS.
For those of you doing the maths, that adds up to 15 with 5 damage on the board. He brought himself to 6hp through fatigue drawing off gadgetzan.
The fact that this came right after two almost equally bullshit losses to Pyroblast and Force of Nature + Savage Roar (with the last three damage provided by a MOTHERFUCKING TINKMASTER OVERSPARK SQUIRREL) makes this even worse.
that's exactly what miracle rogue does every game...don't be surprised
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On February 05 2014 01:36 unigolyn wrote:
Mountain Giant is a pile of shit dead card that I should never ever pick, even if it's against whatever bullshit pirate cards it was offered with.
4 turns it sat in my hand as I slowly lost the game.
Yeah mountain giant is a horrible card if you dont get it within your first 4 turns. Late game its downright horrible when you are top decking.
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I really hate Tinkmaster Overspark right now. Since the first time someone used him to get rid of my either Ragnaros, Baron Geddon, Savannah Highmane, or Cairne Bloodhoof its been 6 of 6 Squirrels. Assuming its a 50% chance of getting Squirrel, there was a 1.56% chance of this happening.
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It's funny how those 1% chances seem to happen so frequently in this game, isn't it?
If I had a nickel for everytime something with a 1% or lower chance to happen... well, happened, I could probably afford to buy a few packs by now.
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This isn't a QQ post, more of a "finally got some vengenace for all the rage I've felt when people BM" post.
I completely despise when people say "well played" too early.
I FINALLY got to punish someone for that just now.
I was at 2 life vs mage as druid, he had a 3/6 taunt, 5/4 and a 2/2 while my board was a 2/3 and a 3/2 and it seemed like I had no way to clear his board. I played inventor, topdecked wrath and then tanked for like 15-20s. During that time he said "well played". Then I used Wrath on his 2/2 to draw a card and hoped to draw a swipe as my out, killed his 5/4 and his taunt and then slowly grinded him out (it also involved topdecking a 4/5 Naga to Heal for 2) since I could heal 1 life every turn with druid's hero power.
Felt soooo damn good. It was a 1% type of game where I played to my outs and opponent bricked multiple turns in a row and failed to see his own outs. FUCK YEAH!
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I'll be the first to admit I am still very terrible at this game, and drafted a pretty average Priest hand for Arena. But I ran into a Shaman in Arena who killed me in 4 turns.
Wind Devil - Turn 1
Rockbiter - Turn 2 & 3
Dead - Turn 4
All while I had rubbish in my hand that couldn't clear his only minion. Only card I could play to save myself was one of those Goldshire 1/2 Taunters, which he cleared with a weapon.
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So I'm playing this rogue. I decide to play safe (read: like a pussy) and clear his board in case he has the extra damage in his hand to finish me (I was on 11 hp). I got him down to 4 hp. He ends up having assassinate etc. instead of burst in his hand so he manages to clear my board and get enough on map to have lethal next turn. I top deck truesilver YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I play it. DISCONNECTED. Arena run over, 7-3.
QQ.
edit: 2nd day in a row this has happened around the same time, and it's not my internet as I can still surf the internet right after to random sites not in my cache...
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QQ this thread has reached 100 pages fast
Alot of rage to be had
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On February 05 2014 12:49 Darkren wrote:
QQ this thread has reached 100 pages fast
Alot of rage to be had
The awesome moments one only has 16. Cognitive bias, and a tendency to torture ourselves perhaps?
Also,while I'm here, fuck Ancient of Lore. Why doesn't the text just read 'you win the endgame?' It would save a lot of time for all concerned.
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StrifeCro is a no skill scrub and is laddering with a murLOCK deck. Just thought everyone should know.
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HUURRRRR I PLAY TEH RAGNAROS AND IT WINS ME TEH GAME DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.. CLICKING THE RAGNAROS BUTTON MAKES ME TEH BEST DUUUURRRRRR!
such a fucking broken card... i wouldn't mind the instant 8 dmg fireball if the card itself had 0 attack and didn't trade for all of your shit if you don't have removal.
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lol mufin. i just played a warlock giant deck....
his board: two ragnaros (one from faceless manip) and two molten giants. lol
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I log on to get some games in and try to have fun. Every match is a mirror to druid. So I says to myself, self play a different deck. I do good for two games then either mirror matches or hard counter decks. So I switch again and same thing do good for a couple game and then bam tilted to lose streak.
I get go shovel some snow. That is not as therapeutic as people would like you to think it is BTW. Come back sit down and think man my back hurts from that snow guess Ill play a couple games. I do good play some really good people. Then mirror, mirror, counter, mirror. And I sit look at the screen and think go to hell Blizzard.
I swear on my life its like there is a check to see what deck you are playing and if you have won more than twice we will match you with people that have just stupid stacked decks. I did beat somebody that was running yesra, tink, and rag. Not just beat them forced a alt F-4 quit. I played power of the wild with three 4/4 minions on the board and a ironbark he had 29 hp and I didnt even get to hit him. I know it was a force quit because he threatened me then left.
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I get go shovel some snow. That is not as therapeutic as people would like you to think it is BTW.
Hall of Fameworthy
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Just fed up with playing ranked and queuing into nothing but
The "in" hunter deck (Eaglehorn, UTH, Leeroy, A bunch of charge minions + cheap buffers, goes for nothing but face).
The "in" warrior deck (Frothing, bunch of weapons, Mortal Strike, Heroic Strike, goes for nothing but face).
The "in" druid deck (Thanks Strifecro).
And I just want to say... While I have the cards to make any of those decks, what is fun about copying popular decks especially the hunter and warrior rush decks which are horrendously boring to use.
The druid deck is pure bull shit. Half the time I find myself playing around the deck and it turns out the deck is just a late-game focused druid deck. At least with a lot of other decks, you can tell what you are playing against relatively early and play around it. Strifecro's druid deck looks like pretty much every other druid deck.
At times I just feel like going back to shaman and hard-countering the crap out of all the currently "in" decks but I actually would like to play something else for a change.
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Ok pally mirror, enemy is at 3hp, I'm at edit 10* damn ipad. I have sunfury and recruit on board with owl and argent commander on hand and 3 other cards.
He has an empty hand with 13 cards in his deck.
He draws a fucking holy wrath into deathwing.
Thanks blizzard.
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Well, 7 turns in a row across two games that my Pagle doesn't draw anything.
I'm gonna start playing hunter rush now, at least there's no Pagle in this deck.
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