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chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
February 20 2009 04:41 GMT
#21
On February 20 2009 13:33 Hippopotamus wrote:
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On February 20 2009 13:24 choboPEon wrote:
On February 20 2009 13:13 JIJIyO wrote:
Missed it too. Delete?


just cause someone posted a blog, you now what to delete what you thought was an interesting article? grow a pair

HERE, this is newsworthy: this was in the nypost the next day

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story: here.


Yeah, when I first heard of that cartoon I thought it was just some over-sensitive people whining. I figured, they're probably just very insecure since George Bush got compared to an ape his entire presidency: his resemblance to a chimp was the butt of many jokes and picture series. But then I saw the strip, and it's just not funny. Other than that the chimp was a big news item, it has nothing at all to do with Obama, hardly represents anything important, it's just a chimp. That and the conservative source of this cartoon leads me to believe that this probably did have some kind of racist motive or that Rupert Murdoch hires talentless fucks. I think the success of Fox news pretty much rules out the latter though.


here are the reasons people thought it was racist:

a) this was the page opposite the cartoon that associated obama with the bill
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b) these are some of his previous cartoons
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c)totally unrelated. look at how dumb the post is. from a few days prior:
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:O
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
February 20 2009 04:44 GMT
#22
That monkey almost killed her.

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Am I doing it right?
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
February 20 2009 04:47 GMT
#23
On February 20 2009 13:44 omfghi2u2 wrote:
That monkey almost killed her.

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Am I doing it right?


funnier than previous attempts, ill give you that
:O
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 20 2009 04:48 GMT
#24
Looks like the chimp was born to be wild.


[spoiler]anyone remember that movie? :D]/spoiler]
SCC-Caliban
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 20 2009 04:53 GMT
#25
wow, poor woman for some reason I find the puns in here fucked up unlike the Rihanna thread.
Really isn't funny, the woman lost her fucking face.
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
February 20 2009 04:57 GMT
#26
I am so so so sorry for this poor woman who had to go through this ordeal and her friend that suffered horrendous injuries. I heard the call and I could hear the chimp going nuts in the background. That is one disturbed animal. Chances are he probably didn't recognise the woman who stepped out of the car. The excitement she showed for her friend may have been mistaken for a malicious move and the chimp attacked to protect HIS friend (the owner).

It's a simple matter of miscommunication. This is why animals belong in the wild. We are not physically powerful enough to control them. Without our brains we would have been extinct long time ago.
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
February 20 2009 04:59 GMT
#27
i want to give her a chimp doll while she's recovering
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
February 20 2009 04:59 GMT
#28
wow that call was fucking crazy.

i hope the lady ends up being okay, that's some crazy shit though.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
February 20 2009 05:03 GMT
#29
On February 20 2009 13:44 omfghi2u2 wrote:
That monkey almost killed her.

+ Show Spoiler +
Am I doing it right?

lmao. I heard about this from Jay Leno. That's pretty crazy, but the chimpanzee has gone berserk before.
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fast ball player
Profile Joined December 2008
206 Posts
February 20 2009 05:04 GMT
#30
That lady's skin is now every which way but loose.
Live free or die
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 20 2009 05:06 GMT
#31
Travis muahaha.
Peace~
pSikh0
Profile Joined January 2009
163 Posts
February 20 2009 05:07 GMT
#32
Lol i heard about this in class yesterday when a the sub told our class

Ehh I think TL has a lot more potential with criticism on political shit than many other communities so I don't really mind people posting useless retarded news.
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
February 20 2009 05:07 GMT
#33
I fucking hate monkeys, I really do.
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
February 20 2009 05:08 GMT
#34
"Paramedics noted she lost her nose, eyes and jaw in the attack."
Oh my god, literally her entire face was ripped apart. Jaw and eyes lost... wow :/
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Manbear
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada306 Posts
February 20 2009 05:11 GMT
#35
1. those going ape and going bananas jokes are sweet
2. that was a disturbing call
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
February 20 2009 05:13 GMT
#36
Freaking monkeys are so strong. Rip a person's face out? Yeah, I'm keeping my distance...
this is my quote.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
February 20 2009 05:19 GMT
#37
Reminds me of the Man vs Beast clip with the sumo wrestler against the orangutan? Reminded me of that.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
February 20 2009 05:19 GMT
#38
I kept expecting the operator to say "TSSSSST!!"
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
February 20 2009 05:23 GMT
#39
if it weren't nytimes, i would call this load of bs. how the hell you get a chimpanzee as a pet? your a cop; how the fuck you let a monkey get into your car? this story is outrageous.
evolve or die
Mista
Profile Joined January 2009
Singapore1022 Posts
February 20 2009 05:24 GMT
#40
that is just sick just fucking sick.What the hell was she thinking ?She knew a disaster was bound to happen and she fucking 70years old get a fucking clue.I feel so sorry for her friend.Probably had her face mangled to shreds
Time for some Revolution !
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