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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
February 20 2009 06:20 GMT
#61
On February 20 2009 15:15 Sadist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 15:07 Flamboyant wrote:
Thousands of years ago, our ancestors had hawks eyes which adapted to seeing far, far more than the average person can see today. Nowadays, electronics and technology have both boosted, and hindered, the human evolution.


Im calling bullshit on this one. How many thousands of years? =-)


back when we were still reptiles that flew in the air.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
February 20 2009 06:27 GMT
#62
The woman underwent 7 hours of surgery at the local hospital, and then they transported her to Cleveland Clinic. That's serious, serious damage.

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Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
February 20 2009 06:30 GMT
#63
yes because it's totally like you go through one surgery to remake your entire face
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 06:37:58
February 20 2009 06:37 GMT
#64
The 7 hours of surgery had nothing to do with saving her face. It had to do with keeping her body together and keeping her alive.
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p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
February 20 2009 06:38 GMT
#65
Goddamn, I just did a bit of reading on them, and Chimpanzee attacks sound like just about some of the worst maulings that I can imagine. They're known to not just strike with their arms and hands, but they will gnaw off your face, and try to bite/tear off your appendages or genitals ... seriously I think this would have to be the last large animal I would want attacking me. Like imagine some of the most painful/excruciating things that could happen to someone, and that's what a chimp can do if properly pissed off.
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gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
February 20 2009 06:45 GMT
#66
^yah, chimps have the strangest attack patterns i've ever seen in wild animals. Tigers and elephants will attack with the intent of killing you as quickly and efficiently as possible, but chimps will do wacky shit like bite off your hands and feet and tear off your testies.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
February 20 2009 06:49 GMT
#67
On February 20 2009 15:45 gg_hertzz wrote:
^yah, chimps have the strangest attack patterns i've ever seen in wild animals. Tigers and elephants will attack with the intent of killing you as quickly and efficiently as possible, but chimps will do wacky shit like bite off your hands and feet and tear off your testies.

Bonobos will rape you anally.
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
February 20 2009 06:53 GMT
#68
Man that is one bad ass monkey

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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 20 2009 07:03 GMT
#69
lol that 911 operator is a fucking moron. Plz fire him.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
February 20 2009 07:12 GMT
#70
On February 20 2009 16:03 CharlieMurphy wrote:
lol that 911 operator is a fucking moron. Plz fire him.

What did he do wrong? Did he not get the police and paramedics there in time to save the woman's life (at least for the time being)? Just because he was somewhat caught off guard by what is understandably far from the normal 911 call doesn't mean he should lose his job.

Seriously, I don't know why every time a 911 call is in the press people call for the operators to lose their jobs. The guy did his job, he's trained to ask as many questions as possible to get as much information on the situation, and he did his best to keep her calm.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 20 2009 07:18 GMT
#71
On February 20 2009 14:31 dronebabo wrote:
that 911 call reaaaaaally disturbing imo


Agreed.. my heart quickened and I was kinda sickened. Gross situation.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 07:32:16
February 20 2009 07:30 GMT
#72
On February 20 2009 16:12 p4NDemik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 16:03 CharlieMurphy wrote:
lol that 911 operator is a fucking moron. Plz fire him.

What did he do wrong? Did he not get the police and paramedics there in time to save the woman's life (at least for the time being)? Just because he was somewhat caught off guard by what is understandably far from the normal 911 call doesn't mean he should lose his job.

Seriously, I don't know why every time a 911 call is in the press people call for the operators to lose their jobs. The guy did his job, he's trained to ask as many questions as possible to get as much information on the situation, and he did his best to keep her calm.


Because the woman was clearly saying everything and he was just like" what", "who", "what's going on", "who's got a gun", etc. She must've said it like 10 times before he finally got it. People die fast you know and he wasted 45 seconds just trying to understand her. His first language is clearly not english and he obviously doesn't understand 'chimp' and hear the monkey screaming. Like put 2 and 2 together guy, seriously.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Dariush
Profile Joined April 2007
Romania330 Posts
February 20 2009 07:33 GMT
#73
On February 20 2009 14:07 MeriaDoKk wrote:
I fucking hate monkeys, I really do.


I fucking hate monkeys, dogs and cats.

Especially dogs. I fucking hate them.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
February 20 2009 07:35 GMT
#74
If a hysterical woman called you and said she was being attacked by her chimpanzee, would you automatically take her word for it or try and delve deeper into what she's talking about? You have no idea what his first language is, and no one expects to hear a fucking chimp in Connecticut.
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Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27168 Posts
February 20 2009 07:40 GMT
#75
On February 20 2009 16:35 Jibba wrote:
If a hysterical woman called you and said she was being attacked by her chimpanzee, would you automatically take her word for it or try and delve deeper into what she's talking about? You have no idea what his first language is, and no one expects to hear a fucking chimp in Connecticut.


Just to add to this, it is the operators responsibility to have enough information to relay to police, so that police can get into and out of the situation easily. They cannot just get an address and tell cops to go without getting an assessement of the situation.
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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
February 20 2009 07:42 GMT
#76
Urgh... that 911 call freaked me out im not ever going near a chimp again.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 07:44:36
February 20 2009 07:43 GMT
#77
Understand all this, but you can hear the chimp screaming in the background the whole time, and he is completely oblivious. The guy obviously has an accent, you don't just pick up accents like that if your not from some kind of latin speaking heritage.
And it's not like he was trying to get specifics about the chimp (he didn't even get into that until half way through the call). It was just the basic; a chimp is killing my friend, send police with a gun.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 07:48:55
February 20 2009 07:45 GMT
#78
On February 20 2009 16:30 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 16:12 p4NDemik wrote:
On February 20 2009 16:03 CharlieMurphy wrote:
lol that 911 operator is a fucking moron. Plz fire him.

What did he do wrong? Did he not get the police and paramedics there in time to save the woman's life (at least for the time being)? Just because he was somewhat caught off guard by what is understandably far from the normal 911 call doesn't mean he should lose his job.

Seriously, I don't know why every time a 911 call is in the press people call for the operators to lose their jobs. The guy did his job, he's trained to ask as many questions as possible to get as much information on the situation, and he did his best to keep her calm.


Because the woman was clearly saying everything and he was just like" what", "who", "what's going on", "who's got a gun", etc. She must've said it like 10 times before he finally got it. People die fast you know and he wasted 45 seconds just trying to understand her. His first language is clearly not english and he obviously doesn't understand 'chimp' and hear the monkey screaming. Like put 2 and 2 together guy, seriously.

Maybe you don't understand this: It's his job to continue to ask questions and keep the person on the other side of the phone right there and talking to him until the authorities get there to help. When she asked if assistance was on the way he said it was already en route. When someone's life is in the balance, 911 operators are automatically targeted as "not being fast enough," when 95% of the time everything they did was textbook.

And honestly if you think you can determine what someone's primary language is from a 4 minute sound clip where they're trying to deal with a frantic woman on the other end of the line, you better be a professional in linguistics, because I'll tell you something: in these kinds of situations almost everyone is going to stammer once, or continue to ask questions to get a clearer sense of the situation when the woman is mentioning things like chimps and guns in the same breathe.

On February 20 2009 16:43 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Understand all this, but you can hear the chimp screaming in the background the whole time, and he is completely oblivious. The guy obviously has an accent, you don't just pick up accents like that if your not from some kind of latin speaking heritage.
And it's not like he was trying to get specifics about the chimp (he didn't even get into that until half way through the call). It was just the basic; a chimp is killing my friend, send police with a gun.

What the hell more does he need to ask about the chimp? "I'm sorry ma'am but about how tall is your chimpanzee?" "Can you describe what he looks like to me?"

It's a chimpanzee - it's not like there are 10 other chimps in the area that they need to make sure that they don't shoot or something.
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fast ball player
Profile Joined December 2008
206 Posts
February 20 2009 07:46 GMT
#79
I agree the operator was really stupid. I thought he was fucking with her at first, then I realized he was just slow and poor english. "What? Who has a gun?" **LOUD INSANE CHIMP SOUNDS**
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 07:57:11
February 20 2009 07:53 GMT
#80
Here is a 46 second transcript I just wrote for you all to understand what I mean. Just read this, without thinking of the audio. Doesn't the guy sound like a fucking moron?


OP:Stamford 911, wereres ur emergency?

Woman: name, address, (chimp screaming in backrgound)...
OP: what's the problem? (chimp screaming louder in backrgound)
Woman: send the police. (chimp screaming even louder in backrgound)
OP: What's the problem there?! (chimp screaming )
Woman: the, the, the chimp killed my friend!
OP: What's the problem with your friend? (chimp screaming )
Woman: help, please! (chimp screaming )
OP: what's the problem with yer friend!? I NEED TO KNOW! (chimp screaming )
Woman: send the police out! With a gun! with a gun! Hurry up!
OP: Who hasssss a gun?
Woman: Please hurry up, he's killing my girlfriend!
OP: What es te problem?
Woman: He's killing my friend!
OP: WHO'S KILLIN YOUR FRIEND?
WOMAN: MY CHIMP, MY CHIMPANZEE
OP: Oh, your chimpansee es killin ur friend?
WOMAN: He ripped her apart, hurry up! (op in background radioing message finally)
OP: There is someone on the way.



now go back and listen again.


PS- Every fuckin school kid knows what a damned monkey sounds like.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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